My Life as a Teenage Changeling

Isabelle, The Teenage Witch & The Problem with Pukwudgies

Seattle, Washington (March 24th, 2018)

Oscar was standing right outside his former workplace as he growled in anger, "Grrrr! Damn Randall must've been behind this whole thing, stabbing me in the back like that... Fuck!"

Stamping his foot on the ground, Oscar noticed a bar that he only recently heard of standing a few blocks away from his current location as he spoke in surprise, "How did I miss a place like this popping up, did this bar appear overnight?"
Pulling out the Free Coupon for 'All you can drink beer', he got in his car as he drove off towards his next destination.

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While he was pulling into the parking lot, Oscar spotted a young couple holding hands as they were conversing.

"How did you learn about this place, Chris? I never took you to be the type of person to drink." Said the young woman, who had a very peculiar look. Her hair was curly and mostly black, but some parts of her hair appeared to be dyed a dark blue as they curled along with it. Her outfit, from what Oscar could make out, consisted of a brown leather jacket overlaying a black tank top shirt, a black pair of skinny jeans with golden zippers outlining its pockets and a pair of dark maroon high heeled boots.

Upon closer inspection, Oscar noticed she wore a necklace that had what resembled to be a stylized sunflower emblazoned upon it as the young man spoke up, "You'd probably be surprised about alot of things I do Isabelle, my friend Derrick told me about this place and he said I should invite you."

Isabelle chuckled, "He's the black guy, right? The one that your sister is dating?"

"Yeah, him and Christina are doing pretty well for themselves from what she's told me. But that's enough about her, let's just grab ourselves a spot inside and see if there's anything good."

As Isabelle and Chris made their way inside, Oscar got out of his car stretching as he thought back to the strange girl in a mix of confusion and curiosity, 'For as strange as she looks, she is kind of attractive. I can tell her boyfriend sure thinks so, why does some normal guy like him end up with someone like her?'

Oscar shrugged as he made his way inside.

The Castle of The Two Sisters, Everfree Forest, Equestria

"Yaks plan better. Yaaaaiiiiieeee!" Yona hollered out as she rushed into the Pukwudgie Swarm. As the Pukwudgies fired several quills towards her, Silverstream flew in and blocked it using a bit of the wagon as they both smiled before the Original Pukwudgie hopped onto it and growled viciously at them as they backed away fearfully.

At the same time, Sandbar and Gallus were creeping away from a few of them before one rolled to their left backing away to join the rest of their friends huddled in a tight circle as they pulled the cart together for protection. As the swarm drew ever closer, Smolder threw a pillow up into the air before it was blasted with several sharp quills as it fell to the ground in a cottony mess.

As the Pukwudgies drew ever near growling in rage, Smolder turned towards Ocellus, "Think, Ocellus! Did Professor Fluttershy say anything on how to beat Pukwudgies in her lecture?!"

Hidden behind the large cart, Ocellus rubbed her temples, "Uhh... I'm sorry, I can't remember!"

Gallus replied in concern, "I'm gonna guess it's not pillows, bananas-" Gallus threw an Orange into the air before it fell back down covered in quills, "or Oranges."

Silverstream spoke up next, "Wouldn't class have been about how to make friends with them, that's what they always do, right?"

"Uhh, guys? They're getting close!" Sandbar exclaimed before the swarm of Pukwudgies made their way close. Hiding behind the cart in abject horror, Ocellus had been caught in a blind spot eyes shut before being hit in the head with several sharp quills as she fell limp as Everycreature shouted in alarm. "Ocellus!"

Silverstream started panicking at the sight, "Nononononononono, they got Ocellus..."

Gallus then attempted to grab her before the sound of hissing was enough to draw his attention as he spotted one aiming at him making a quick motion and dodging it. "Why won't these things just quit!? Is there anything that can stop them?"

"Maybe not anything, but this pony knows how to kick some tail!"

Just then from out of the sky, Rainbow Dash swooped in grabbing several pukwudgies and stuck them towards the trees before giving a salute as she flew back into the sky as Gallus stared in awe, "Professor Egghead?!"

Following this, the nearby swarm of spiny creatures were levitated into the air as Twilight Sparkle and Starlight Glimmer ran in touching their horns together before creating a magical barrier that pushed all the nearby pukwudgies away in tangent.

Spike had followed in as well, bouncing one off of his head shouting, "Yeah!" before running away in fear as two nearby pukwudgies started to run after him. Rarity meanwhile, took the time to do a bit of dress up with a periwinkle pukwudgie as it was covered in hair bows and make up.

Applejack then ran in flailing her lasso grabbing two of them in her grasp, the third pulled up by two small birds that carried it over to Fluttershy as she called out in concern, "No! Don't hurt them! They're absolutely priceless." She went in to hug it tightly, as it growled at the pony behind her.

Pinkie Pie rolling out her Party Cannon, tipped it up as Rainbow Dash carried in a bundle of leftover pukwudgies, stuffing them in as the ignition was lighted and the Cannon finished it of in a mixture of confetti and streamers sending them flying back into the Everfree Forest.

As soon as all the commotion had finally died down, Twilight was the one to speak up, "Is Everycreature alright?"

The five young creatures then turn towards their changeling friend, spotting a noticeable purple rash on her head as Sandbar spoke in alarm, "Uhh Twilight? We have a bit of a problem here!"

The Midnight Hour

Upon entering through the door, Oscar was utterly starstruck at the interior of the building, "No fucking way." Lining the floor and the walls was a dark blue fabric as rich as the midnight sky with not a single star misaligned as he continued his walk in when he'd spotted the drink counter across the room.

It looked to be a typical martini bar lined wall to wall with people sitting on stools with shelves holding a vast assortment of liquors and other alcoholic products for all to see, as Oscar made his way closer towards the counter he pulled the coupon from his pocket as the bartender greeted him.

"Hello sir, my name is Escanor. What can I do for you?" Oscar showed him the coupon as the barkeep replied with a jovial laugh, "I can get that for you, but did you read the small print? You need to pay for a meal for this transaction to be approved of."

Oscar sighed as he pulled out his wallet, "Can you bring me a menu then, I am rather hungry now that you mention it."

"Right away sir." Escanor replied as he went over to the backroom as Oscar groaned.

"Ugh, I hate my life..."