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Star-Kissed or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Sun
                      -by bronyheat-                       
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    I'd like to hold off judgment on a thing like that     
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Author's Note
So here it is, my first ever story, and its a clop story with Dr. Strangelove references... God help us all.
I honestly have no idea what I'm doing when it comes to writing, but I did have a strong urge to write this smut. I did notice some of the formatting got a bit messed up by importing/pasting into fimfiction's editor, so I tried to fix that as best I could.
Please feel free to criticize and provide feeback, but do be gentle, we didn't establish a safe-word. :P
I'd like to hold off judgment on a thing like that
Luna could no longer hold back a sarcastic laugh as she stared at the scrolls in front of her with incredulity. Public Indecency laws? Sex outside of marriage illegal? And what the buck is incest?! Luna’s dark blue muzzle twisted into a frown. Has Celestia become such a prude in our absence? she snorted at the thought, sending a cloud of dust into the air as she continued to read.
Slowly her thoughts began to drift as the dry legalese of the scrolls gave way to memories from before her banishment. As the guardian of the night, Luna herself had brought the comfort of companionship to thousands of stallions and mares over the years, oftentimes in public places. She had become renowned for turning even the coldest hearts warm or making the stiffest hooves as soft as butter with her own skillful touch. While she had never been able to conceive a foal, something that had ultimately driven her towards the Nightmare, she had nevertheless celebrated the countless lives her elder sister had started back in those days.
Also often in public places! Tarturus! Luna thought, Celestia alone is probably responsible for most of Equestria’s population!
The thought sent a shiver down her spine.
But now here in this dingy library of dust encrusted legal documents, where Luna did her best to catch up on modern Equestrian Law, she couldn’t help but blow an undignified raspberry at the absurdity of her promiscuous sister enacting anything that would reduce sex among their little ponies.
Luna had made up her mind. I shall not abide such silly laws as these, we are Luna, Guardian of the Night! We shall continue to bring comfort to all who endure the dark alone.
None too gently, Luna rolled up the fragile scrolls and placed them back on their respective shelves. She then stood up shaking dust from her mane and wings before jumping out a nearby window and soaring into the cool night air. The dark blue alicorn gained altitude quickly as she flew above Canterlot. Flapping her broad wings, Luna hovered for a moment as she focused; her horn glowing brightly as she slowly raised the nearly full moon. Satisfied with her task, she directed her heading out into the surrounding territories.
The wind whipped past Luna’s twinkling mane as her powerful eyes scanned the countryside below, carefully looking for any lonely stallions or mares, burdened to wander her night with no companion. Luna didn’t have to fly for very long. She soon spotted a lonely unicorn mare walking along the twilight-lit path. The alicorn began her gentle descent, landing a few feet behind the unicorn on the packed dirt while making almost no noise.
River Sparkle sighed as she slowly trotted home on the road leading to her cottage. No lights marked the path -she knew it by heart- so even as the sky darkened and the moon was obscured by clouds, she moved with certainty.
Not like that extended to any other part of my life, she thought to herself morosely. I still can’t believe I didn’t work up the courage to ask Golden Petal out again. What the buck is wrong with me?! she sighed once more, examining herself as she continued down the pathway. Oh right, I’m a dirt-poor, unattractive mare that got a cutie mark in fishing... What would a successful and pretty shop owner like Petal ever see in my dull life? Tears stained her cheeks as she continued her nightly ritual of berating herself while walking home alone, always alone.
Luna gently trotted behind the quietly sobbing mare, finally deciding enough was enough she made her presence known. “Sweet mare with the silver hair, what troubles thee?”
River Sparkle stopped dead in her tracks as the nearby voice gently wafted into her ears. Spinning quickly, River searched for the owner of the musical voice. She gasped as she spotted the Lunar diarch standing only a few feet from her. Quickly bowing on instinct, River gasped again when she felt a cool wingtip lift her face.
The Lunar Princess smiled as she examined the lonely mare up close. River had a strikingly beautiful silver mane that was currently pulled back into a ponytail and complimented her more subdued bluish-gray fur, contrasting wonderfully with her sparkling green eyes. On her flank was a cutie mark showing a fish jumping from a stylized river.
The unicorn mare was more or less frozen in place as she watched Luna’s eyes roam over her. She could hardly think let alone form the words to ask what the princess wanted. Thankfully she didn’t have to wait long, Luna’s voice touched her ears gently. “My dearest pony, why do you find yourself alone on such a peaceful night as this, and why do tears stain your pretty mane and fur?”
The few thoughts River Sparkle had begun to form in her mind violently died in a multi-cart collision as the words echoed through her skull. Wait, did a Princess of Equestria just say my mane was pretty?
Ever since she was a foal, River had often dealt with ponies that made fun of her more subdued colors. Outside of some of the more eccentric Canterlot families that bred for dull colors, Equestria was a land of vibrantly colorful manes and coats. Being mostly grays, River stood out and not in a way that helped her self-confidence.
Luna was a master of reading body language and ticks and she could sense the mare’s inner doubts. Self-doubt was a feeling Luna knew well herself; how it could cause one’s mind to wander towards darker and darker thoughts. She decided to cut it off at the source, and prove to this mare that every pony under her night sky had worth.
Luna moved her wingtip from River’s chin and brushed her feathers along her cheeks, slowly drying the tear stains. After a few moments, Luna asked, “Child, what is your name?”
River Sparkle’s mind was a mess of conflicting thoughts, here stood one of the most beautiful mares she had ever seen, a Princess no-less, stroking her cheeks with a soft wing and asking her for her name. Her name... Crap! My name, my name, what’s my name?! River simply sputtered, “buh…” a dopey grin on her face as she leaned a little into Luna’s wing.
“I see.” Luna answered flatly, trying to hide a smile. “Perhaps it would be best if we continued this conversation somewhere comforting and familiar? Would you be so kind as to lead us to your home?”
River Sparkle’s legs began moving on autopilot. Yes, home good...she has such a pretty mane...home… walk… home. Luna simply followed the silly unicorn as she continued awkwardly down the road.
They soon reached the door to River’s small cottage, and even in the dark Luna’s alicorn eyes drank in the details of the quaint dwelling. While small, the stone cottage had been built on a lovely plot that sat adjacent to the gentle slope of a hill leading up to a copse of trees. A moderately sized garden filled with seasonal vegetables stood to the left of the entrance, promising a bounty for the upcoming Running of the Leaves Festival.
River Sparkle struggled with her magic for a moment before finally getting the cottage’s worn wooden door open, coming to her senses a bit, she turned and bowed to the Lunar Princess, gesturing a hoof towards the entrance.
Luna gave a small nod of acceptance and slowly ducked through the small entryway before stepping inside. The inside of the cottage was a bit cramped for an alicorn, but what it lacked in space it made up for in charm. The interior was mostly lined in a rich wood paneling and lit by the warm flickering mana lights embedded in the ceiling. Near the middle of the room, seating was placed in a semi-circle around a cozy looking stone fireplace, a fixture that would no doubt see much use in the coming months. Above the fireplace sat a large fishing rod with an intricately carved handle, the rod was mounted on a plaque made of silver. The plaque itself was enchanted to glow with a dim light, instantly drawing Luna’s inquisitive blue eyes to it. She stepped forward and began to study the finely crafted tool.
Luna’s study was interrupted as her host cleared her throat gently. “It was my father’s fishing pole, he gave it to me shortly before he was recalled to Canterlot a few years back.”
Luna knew what was coming next and swallowed a lump in her throat.
“He never came back. The...the Guard told me he was killed protecting the palace from changelings. So I placed it up on the mantle where he usually kept it, always told him it looked too pretty to fish with anyway.”
Luna studied the mare for a moment, ready to comfort her but was surprised when River Sparkle simply shrugged and walked into the adjacent kitchen. Soon after her voice carried out, “Princess, would you like any tea or coffee?”
Luna thought for a moment. “Lemon-mint tea if you have any, otherwise coffee would be most acceptable, thank you.”
River soon returned with a couple of steaming cups of sweet smelling lemon-mint tea, she used her turquoise magic to float one of the cups toward Luna who caught it in her own blue magical field. River stood stock still for a moment before nervously rubbing the back of her neck with her hoof. “I’m River Sparkle by the way Princess, sorry about earlier.”
Luna smiled gently and took a sip of her tea. “Mhmm, we find this most soothing,” Luna said, her smile growing. “Now, please let us sit and enjoy the comforts of an evening palaver,” she paused for a moment, “and please, just call us Luna.”
Soon Luna and River found themselves dancing between topics ranging from current events to how River Sparkle’s dad had helped her get her cutie mark. The now lit fireplace cast a flickering glow on their features as they chatted.
Luna listened intently to the young mare and occasionally shared her own stories, like the time when her and her older sister had tried to personally run a small crab fishing vessel back in their younger, more adventurous days. Luna ended the story as she pantomimed trying to rip a crab from her muzzle, causing River to let out a cute laugh.
Both mares grew more relaxed with each other as the night wore on and Luna found it opportune to begin steering the conversation towards more personal matters. “We wonder, dear River, if we may ask? Why does one such as yourself not find themselves walking home wrapped in the arms of a dashing stallion or eye-catching mare?”
River gulped, maybe it was the tea or the relaxing conversation, but regardless she pushed down her fear and replied, “But Princess, I DID come back with an eye-catching mare.”
So she does have some inner fire after all! Luna thought proudly to herself. Now she just needed to give the flame a gentle stoking to help burn away the unicorn’s inner doubts. A mischievous smile gracing her lips, Luna looked directly into River’s eyes before responding. “Indeed you have, fair maiden, now what shall this eye-catching mare do with you?”
Shit! Shit! River’s mind was on fire, Why did I say something so stupid to the mother-bucking goddess of the moon? And her answer, is she interested? Is she making fun of me? What do… what do?!
Luna once again could sense the building doubt in the small mare, she snuffed it out with ease. “Oh little pony, we are very much interested.”
Rivers' eyes grew wide. Can...can she read my mind? Oh buck me sideways!
Luna let out a small growl before huskily saying, “Oh, we intend to.”
Many hours later as the sun began to rise the worn green door of a small stone cottage opened to reveal a unicorn mare beaming happily into the cool morning air.
River Sparkle stepped onto the dirt path outside with newfound confidence and grace, stopping for a moment to turn back and wave to the blue alicorn that was now stretching her wings; preparing them for a long flight.
“Don’t forget to come by some time and we can go fishing in the nearby river!”
Luna smiled as she stretched and happily called back, “We will River Sparkle, and we very much hope your soon to be mare-friend, Petal will join us!” With that, Luna galloped along the road before flapping her powerful wings, taking off into the rising sunlight.
The silver-haired River Song continued her trip back to the nearby fishing town. Smacking her lips she realized she could still taste Luna. Blueberry and mint, delicious. Her thoughts turned towards her new quest and her smile became dangerous. Golden Petal doesn’t stand a chance in Tartarus.

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I don't think it's quite fair to condemn a whole program because of a single slip up
A few nightly rendezvous later, (with at least one involving a public threesome, a stuffed unicorn plushie, and copious amounts of wine), Luna found herself wandering the castle half-awake in the early afternoon, once again daydreaming about what other wonderful customs and rituals she should revive next.
The Luna Princess was torn from her thoughts a moment later.
“Luna!” Celestia’s authoritative voice boomed throughout the expansive palace halls.
Luna shuddered, she knew her proclivities had finally caught up to her. She had not engaged in such activities for over a millennia; since the time before her banishment. Laws and society had changed and Luna had fallen far behind in understanding them. She had, as the younger ponies would now say, “bucked up.”
Head hung low and ears splayed back, Luna slowly stepped down the halls towards her sister, her hooves gently echoing as they clopped against the cool marble of the palace halls; her footing grew less sure with every step. Still, Luna knew she would accept her punishment with at least some dignity.
As she came to the throne room she found herself before a stern looking Solar Princess, and Luna's resolve finally shattered, tears slowly leaked down her muzzle hitting the floor with gentle plopping sounds. “Forgive us, sister!” Luna cried out, no longer able to hold her tongue. “We knew wha-t we did, and we did so...without your guidance oo-rr approval!”
Her sobbing abated a little as she spoke further. “We know many things have changed throughout the years we’ve been gone. We-we did not mean to bring harm to our subjects, we only wished to extend the comforts of companionship like we once had before, in the days of old!”
Celestia couldn’t help but smirk slightly as she realized her sister had misunderstood her summons. She quickly moved forward wrapping her large protective wings around the smaller alicorn in a loving embrace; A nearby guard smiled at the display.
Celestia’s voice was almost a whisper. “Dear sister Luna.” Luna’s ears swung forward toward her sister’s warm, gentle voice, but she continued to stare at the floor. Celestia paused, moving a wing under Luna’s chin she lifted her face to look up at her. “Who are you?” Motherly love twinkled in her purple eyes as she looked down at Luna.
Luna used a wingtip to wipe the tears that still streaked her fur and looked into Celestia’s eyes with a small hint of confusion, finding her voice, she answered. “We are Luna. Why does sister ask such a silly question?”
Celestia put away her smile, taking a more serious tone. “Lulamoon Erasmus della Luna, I ask again, who are you?”
Luna stiffened at the pronouncement of her full name, one she had not heard in many lifetimes. She answered, all hesitation pushed aside. “I am Lulamoon Erasmus della Luna; daughter of Faust Zacherle, and Onyx Solaris. I am the guardian of the moon and the dreamwalker. I am the comfort of the night, and the bane of nightmares.”
A slight smile touched her face as she saw Celestia was now beaming down at her with a mixture of love and something… more? Luna’s thoughts were interrupted as Celestia continued. “And who dear sister, am I?”
Hearing it as a command, she answered quickly. “You, sister, are Sol Dominus della Celeston; First of Equus, ruler of the day and protector of all who share the sun’s warmth. You are the bringer of life and the mother of Equestria.”
Luna hesitated a bit, slipping back into her old speech in her confusion. “Thoust knowest such things as these sister, and we are the only souls present, save but for our loyal guardians, why would thou asketh such?”
“Well dear sister of mine, it seemed someone needed a reminder, as you said yourself, am I not first?” Celestia’s smile had become almost predatory.
Luna answered without hesitation once more. “Truly! Thou art eldest and first among ponies in these lands. Why?”
Celestia’s smile had morphed into a look of hunger as she slowly ran her broad tongue over her lips. “Because dear sister Luna, I wanted first dibs… on you.”
All the sadness and fear that had seeped into Luna as she first stepped into the royal throne room had now been squashed into a neatly compacted cube and thrown into the deepest depths of her mind. In their place confusion had been crowned king and taken up residence. As the gears in her brain slowly restarted, a small smile graced her lips as she looked back up at Celestia. “I see dear sister, your humor remains as strange-”
Luna was interrupted by a harrumph from Celestia. “You misunderstand the situation once more.”
Luna was trying her best to study Celestia, to give her some clue of what she meant. However, the solar diarch’s gaze was now so intense, it caused Luna’s fur to stand on end. The smaller alicorn took an involuntary step back, right out of Celestia’s warm wings.
Seeing her sister’s reaction, Celestia dialed down the intensity before continuing. “I am the first of Equus dear sister, you shared your body with our ponies, as is your choice to do so. However, in your haste, you’ve forgotten the needs of your older sister.” Celestia tried to look crestfallen.
Realization dawned on Luna’s face and she fell to her haunches in shock. “Sister-” Luna was practically whimpering now, “have-have you...all this time I was banished, have you not?”
“No.” Celestia replied with a small sigh. She gently helped her younger sibling back onto her hooves. “For over one thousand years I have not seeded nor carried a life for our beloved Equestria.”
The elder princess sighed once again, her slender neck twisting as she turned her head to the side noticing now that several guards from around the throne room had gathered nearby, watching with unmasked curiosity.
Celestia stifled a smile before continuing. “Equestria, neigh Equus in general has indeed been much more peaceful these last few generations. The pony population, while still small compared to some kingdoms, has nevertheless remained strong without recent...contributions.”
Celestia smiled now as she remembered the grand days of the past. “I miss those days Lulamoon, the days of the true Sun Celebration where I helped foster new 'Star-Kissed Daughters of Equestria' into our world.”
Luna’s brow crinkled in confusion. “But sister, we have studied the laws written in our absence, what of the new indecency laws?”
Celestia winced slightly. “Yes...those.” Celestia let out a long sigh. “Those laws are thanks to a certain pair of Pink and Purple Princesses.” she shook her head slightly. “Let’s just say that when those two discovered our productive past, they decided it was time to ‘modernize’ Equestria.” “I certainly never signed off on them,” she added with a sly wink.
Celestia began walking around the throne room now, closing her eyes and basking in the warmth of the sun as she approached one of the massive palace windows. Her hair caught the rays of sunlight, splashing the throne room with the dancing colors of the sky. As she opened them again she looked out upon the city and countryside spread out before her. More than a quarter of the ponies that dwelled under the warmth of the sun she guided could trace their lineage back to her. It was quite a matter of pride among the nobles of Canterlot, who often bickered about which of them was more closely related to the "First of Equus".
After a short while, she turned her head back towards her sister who had slowly begun to approach her. Celestia breathed calmly. “Ponies of late have forgotten those difficult days, when like an earth pony, I planted and cultivated life. I did so in order to ensure we could outlast the darkness that rallied against us on all sides; the changelings, Discord, Sombra, so many deaths but even then so many new lives lived out in joy.”
Luna stood next to her now, sharing a smile as she also remembered the many joys found in those days. Then she remembered too much and a deep frown darkened her face. “Indeed we saw the gifts of life bloom and bring warmth to all of our subjects.” she held back the tears as she continued. “That is why we grew jealous of you, we became the very darkness we swore to protect our ponies from and then we forced you to banish us-”
She was cut off as Celestia’s left wing wrapped her in an embrace and pulled her to her side; the larger alicorn’s core radiated through her snow-white fur and brought a wonderful warmth to Luna’s cooler body.
At this point, the previously gathered guards realized the moment being shared should be private and they moved their posts to just outside the throne room with a few of them locking the outer palace doors; ensuring the day court was closed.
After giving the guards a moment to leave, Celestia looked down at her sister. “Luna, you have given so much for Equestria, yet you still treat your barrenness as a mark against you; as if our subjects saw you as anything less for it.” She shook her head as if to dismiss the very notion. “You were never anything less than the protector of the lives I sowed! You safeguarded their very dreams and helped them grow and prosper! That being said, the biggest mistake I ever made was not finding a way to help you share in the joy of creating life.”
Luna looked absolutely devastated at that, once again inwardly blaming herself for failing to bring life into the kingdom. Celestia sensed this and pulled her wing tighter against Luna’s body. To Luna it felt as if the heat from Celestia’s core had doubled, causing her to become slightly toasty. It calmed her, if only a little.
Celestia could feel Luna relaxing slightly and waited for a few minutes before speaking, “Luna, I am the mother of Equestria, how many children do you think I’ve both seeded and birthed?”
Luna rubbed one foreleg against the other, her ears splayed back, thinking of Celestia’s fertility was not a subject she found herself dwelling on often. “Well…” She thought for a moment. Gods! Celestia’s lineage of children was like counting the grains of sand on a beach! “If you were to include the 'Star-Kissed Daughters of Equestria' you seeded in ceremony, then perhaps thousands?”
Celestia smiled as the memories flowed into her. “Close enough, if my memory serves, the exact number would be 6,200, of which several hundred are Star-Kissed. This of course does not include, as they say in the common parlance, any ‘flings’ I may have had.” she winked down at her younger sister who blanched in good humor.
“The point I wish to press here is that I believe that the 'Star-Kissed Daughters' should make a return. I could very well see my faithful student, now Princess, take one as a protege. Twilight is herself after-all the great, great, great… ad nauseum, granddaughter of Captain Dawn Glint.”
Luna interrupted. “Who was a great, great, great thorn in our plans of overthrowing you. Guess that runs in their family too.”
Luna and Celestia glanced at each other before breaking out into giggles.
Slowly they quieted down and simply watched through the windows as pegasi dock workers began unloading a distant dirigible; no doubt restocking the castle’s cake-making supplies. Celestia’s horn began glowing a subtle gold as she nudged magic into the sun, pushing it along its curving course as mid-afternoon approached.
Luna was first to break the silence. “So sister, please do explain. Everything we’ve spoken of so far, the teasing, the dredging up of the past; why not just have told us that you seek to revive some of the old ways?”
Celestia blushed before clearing her throat. “Have you still not figured it out, lulu?”
Luna shivered slightly upon hearing her old pet name, she leaned into Celestia’s side, relaxing into her warmth again before nudging her gently. “Alright Tia.” she said, teasing Celestia with her own pet name. “Enough with these games, speak plainly.”
Celestia let out a good-humored humph. “Very well, you were always such a serious pony.”
Luna rolled her eyes at that motioning her hoof in a please continue gesture.
“As I said before,” Celestia began. “I believe one of my greatest failures was not finding a way to help you conceive.” she paused for a moment. “Unlike myself and some of my star-kissed and their descendants, you are biologically female and only female.”
Luna rolled her eyes once more before saying with no lack of sarcasm, “You are most observant.”
Celestia ignored Luna’s sass. “This means your only option is to carry a foal to term, which even with much magical study and countless physician exams, we never found a way for you to do...successfully.”
Both Luna and Celestia’s eyes grew misty as they remembered those difficult days. Celestia once again tightened her wing protectively around her little sister, her core was now so warm that Luna sweated slightly beneath her blue fur.
Celestia tilted her head toward Luna. “However, there was one way that I’ve dwelled on since your banishment, something I never considered before your fall to the Nightmare.”
Suddenly Celestia released Luna from her wing, turning to face her, she crouched on her haunches, putting both of the Princesses at the same height. Celestia smiled deeply at Luna before continuing. “Luna, I wish to mate with you in an official Sun Celebration ritual, giving you the greatest gift that I can bestow upon another: a 'Star-Kissed Daughter of Equestria'!”
After Celestia had sat down and beamed at her, Luna had looked away in partial embarrassment for a moment, her eyes wandering to the sights outside the window as the dirigible had finished its unloading and was gently coasting away from the Canterlot docks. However, upon processing Celestia’s statement, Luna’s heart skipped and she suddenly bolted upright doing a proper spit-take. “Gahblah-pfft… WHAT?!”
Luna was blushing furiously now, her wings completely splayed outwards, her ears swiveling and twitching uncontrollably. She looked at Celestia while what seemed like dozens of conflicting emotions danced across her face, after a moment she practically shouted, “Dearest Celestia, we art the moon and sun, stalwarts of Equestria, thy advances would be most uncouth!” After a short pause her posture deflated and she let out in an almost whisper, “I would also be unworthy of such a gift.”
Celestia covered her muzzle and gasped in shock as Luna berated herself. Suddenly Celestia stood to her full height, wings outstretched, she radiated absolute, unflinching power. She raised her head, proclaiming in the full Canterlot voice, loud enough that most in the castle if not the surrounding grounds would hear. “Lulamoon Erasmus della Luna!”
Luna once again shot upright standing at attention from the use of her ancient name.
Celestia’s booming declaration continued. “I, Sol Dominus della Celeston, First of Equus, hereby declare on this day, during the Season of the Falling Leaves and in the presence of all in this castle: I shall hold a Sun Celebration, and my mate shall be my sister, Luna. Celestia’s eyes practically glowed with an inner fire now. “Any who would stand in opposition to this proclamation...can kindly go buck themselves.”

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I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed
A few hours later in Ponyville
Twilight Sparkle was not having a great afternoon.
Worn out and sporting heavy bags under her eyes from a late-night reading session, the young alicorn had floated through most of her day’s duties as the Princess of Friendship, which had so far included:
One domestic dispute between a husband and wife over the positioning of their toilet seat, three crop-share families from the nearby fields asking for extra rain this month, and five random citizens from about town with minor complaints ranging from trampled flowers, to-
Her mental list was interrupted as a guardsmare ran into the throne room. Rubbing a hoof over one eye Twilight groaned inwardly, waiting to hear about another asinine incident that probably didn’t even tangentially require her friendship-making skills. At least the domestic toilet dispute could be argued to host a kernel… she pulled the e-brake on her train of thought as she caught a line from the guardsmare.
Twilight cleared her throat. “Dear guard, would you please repeat what you just said?”
The Guard, Dew Melody, if Twilight remembered correctly (and she usually did), nodded slightly. “Certainly your Majesty, as I said, we’ve received numerous reports from across Equestria. The sun for this time of day is off course by a significant amount and the Equestrian Solar Society agrees with this assessment. The last time such an incident occurred-”
Twilight finished Melody’s statement for her. “The princesses had been foal-napped!”
Twilight flew up out of her chair, taking as regal a posture as she could she shouted in her unpracticed Canterlot voice, “Guards, TO ME!”
The crystal palace shook as her voice reverberated across Ponyville’s town center. Twilight's eyes locked on Dew Melody, who was still the closest guard out of the gathered group. “Tell every other guard you see I need the other elements of harmony to meet me in the town square, then I want you to prepare a strike force for immediate combat teleportation. GO!”
Melody quickly bowed before running out of the main hall, stopping only briefly each time she passed a guard to fill them in. Soon Ponyville proper was bustling with guards and townsponies running to and fro.
Twilight Sparkle was having a terrible afternoon.
Arriving at the center of ponyville after stopping and talking to dozens of guards, Twilight finally came to a stop near the old fountain, yawning from exhaustion as the adrenaline from earlier had faded. She cast a quick wakeup spell. Just like a magical cup of coffee, she thought to herself. Well, more correctly it's a realignment of my load-bearing mana leylines, allowing me to- her thoughts faded as Spike leaned into her, helping her keep her balance. She smiled earnestly at him as he gave her a halfhearted thumbs up. They were both too worried to speak so instead they just kept each other’s company while they waited.
A hyperactive pink pony was the first to arrive. Bouncing in place, the element of laughter lived up to her title as she sing-songed her plans to beat back the meanies that had foal-napped their beloved leaders, at least until an orange earth pony shoved a hoof into her mouth.
Applejack also couldn’t hide her exhaustion, yawning loudly she removed her hoof from Pinkie’s mouth. No doubt the stubborn mare had been apple-bucking in her orchard to the last minute. The farm mare approached Twilight before asking, “So what’s all this here hubbub about, sugarcube?”
Twilight smiled weakly at Applejack. “l’ll fill you girls in once we’ve assembled, I promise.” Applejack shrugged nonchalantly and walked off to the side. She rested her hat over her eyes as she sat near the fountain and drifted into a shallow nap.
Fluttershy was the next to arrive not fifteen minutes later. The butter-yellow pegasus quietly hovered into position next to her friends before gently saying, “Sorry it took me so long to get her, I… had to finish feeding the animals… and… the guards… may have scared me… just a bit.” Fluttershy blushed, while Applejack, still resting near the fountain, rolled her eyes under her hat, a small smile on her muzzle.
Twilight looked appreciatively at Fluttershy before reassuring her. “Don’t worry Fluttershy, you beat Rainbow and Rarity here, so you’re certainly not late by any means.”
“Yay!” Fluttershy quietly yayed.
Rarity arrived next and the entire group rolled their eyes at what they saw. Rarity was hauling an obscene amount of luggage in her magic, making her trip to the group gruelingly slow. The sophisticated unicorn noticed the annoyed faces of her friends and her ears splayed back, she tsked. “Do tell, why are my friends giving moi such an icy reception?”
Applejack pushed her hat up onto her head before standing back on her hooves, taking a step towards Rarity she answered. “Because Rares, we’ve been waiting for almost thirty-darn minutes and whatever is going on is important! she stamped a hoof down into the dirt for emphasis. “I don’t know if your dainty peepers have noticed or not, but from what I can tell, the sun hasn’t moved this entire time which I reckon is why we’re here. Also where in the Sam Hill is Rainbow?!”
Rainbow Dash was having a wonderful afternoon.
The prismatic-maned pegasus had finished her weather duties early and had found a nice tree just near the edge of town to nap on. Despite the cooler fall weather that had started to take hold, the afternoon still provided ample sun and warmth. After a short preening of her cerulean wings, the lithe pegasus had settled down and fallen into a deep sleep.
Hours ticked by and she stirred slightly. As a Pegasus, her internal weather senses were angrily poking her subconscious reminding her that this much afternoon sun was impossible. She pushed such egg-headed thoughts back down as she basked in the warmth, smilingly contently. Her nap ended suddenly when a pegasus guard landed roughly on her perch and shouted, “Rainbow Dash! Your presence is required in the town center, by order of Princess Twilight Sparkle!”
Rainbow Dash stuck an offending primary feather out, electing a gasp from the pegasus guard. Rainbow quietly mumbled, “...My left-wing she has an emergency, prob.. jus some.. eggheaded… eggness…”
She tried to drift back into her nap, but the guard poked her with his hoof. “Rainbow Dash, this is not a request, the kingdom may be under attack and-”
He didn’t get to finish as Rainbow was already pressing her muzzle into his face. “Why didn’t you open with that you melon fudge?!”
To his credit, the guard remained stony faced. “Sorry, Ma'am, please report to the town cent-”
She was gone, leaving a rainbow contrail in her wake. He hovered down from the tree muttering to himself. “Join the Equestrian Guard they said, travel the world they said.”
The rest of the girls, still down one rainbow-maned pegasus, waited anxiously in the town square. It had been around 45 minutes since Twilight and Spike had first gathered there (Twilight’s inner clock was impeccable). Twilight was becoming fidgety by this point, her lavender wings flexing at her sides as her ears swiveled listening for a certain pegasus.
Pinkie Pie was the first to notice Twilight’s nervousness, she walked up to Twilight and put a hoof over her withers. She gave Twilight a slight squeeze and a lopsided grin. “Twilight, Twilight, relax! When she gets near my tail will a twitch a twitch cause she’s rainbow and she’s crashing, riiiight now!”
Pinkie’s tail began violently twitching as she let go and took a step back.
Twilight turned her head to ask Pinkie what in the heck she was talking about but these thoughts were violently thrown from her mind as she was bowled over by a blue missile.
As the dust from the impact faded, Rainbow shook her head to clear the stars from her eyes and slowly got up. She soon realized she was partially standing on Twilight’s flank and quickly jumped into a hover. “Uh… Sorry, Twi.” Rainbow said nervously. “I guess I got moving too quick and didn’t think about the stopping part.”
Twilight spit bits of cobblestone and some weeds from her mouth, she got up slowly; sore and angry, but otherwise unharmed. Being an alicorn certainly helps one’s constitution. she noted. She used a hoof to scrape the remaining bits of weed and dirt off her tongue; Rarity nearly vomited at the sight.
Twilight turned to Rainbow, fuming. “Moving too quickly?!” She angrily poked a hoof into Rainbow’s muzzle, “We’ve been waiting for you for over forty-five minutes, fourty-seven and a half minutes to be precise!” she poked a few more times for emphasis. “Equestria, the Princesses, EVERYTHING, could be in danger!” Twilight was practically on fire at this point.
Rainbow sheepishly rubbed the back of her neck with her hoof, her voice cracked slightly as she spoke. “Uh… sorry again everypony. So like, what’s the deal? How do we save the world this time?”
Twilight took a deep breath, calming herself before turning back to the group. “Right, so here’s what’s going on. Or at least the working theory.”
All the mares and spike gathered closer as Twilight explained the situation. “Over one hour ago the sun stopped moving in the sky, it should now be apparent to anyone in Equestria, that the sun has remained stationary in the mid-afternoon position, despite the fact that it should be nearing late afternoon and early sunset at this point given the time of year.”
She looked at the group, worry plain on their faces, she paused for a moment, eyebrow raised as she noticed Pinkie offering Spike some popcorn, she shook her head and continued. “The last time something like this occurred, Celestia and Luna had been captured by Discord, and the sun and moon remained locked in place in the sky. I believe that we may be facing a similar scenario, though I don’t think Discord would be to blame…”
She left a pregnant pause, waiting for the inconvenient draconequus to make an appearance. Instead, she noticed a nearby sign sticking out of the ground that hadn’t been there before, it read:
“Tormenting blue-fast and the ‘Order of the Heraldic Dorks’ on the dark-side, don’t wait up.”
-Disco King
Twilight shook her head in annoyance but crossed out Discord on her mental list of "Potential Problem Ponies" (title was a work in progress). She turned back to the group. “In the event something like this were to ever occur again, Candance and I came up with a new spell, designed to pinpoint Alicorn magic anywhere on Equus, it takes an incredible amount of focus and the leyline manipulation requires significant mana accumulation to corre-”
Rainbow Dash cut her off. “Yadda, yadda, Twi, you’ve got like the big alicorn horn now and the most magical magic this side of Tartarus! If anyone could cast the spell, no sweat, it’d be you!”
Twilight blushed, taking the (compliment?) as praise of her magical prowess. “Why thank you Rainbow, I think?” Twilight made an adorkable face while she pondered causing Pinkie Pie to giggle.
“Anyway, I think that with this spell, I should be able to find at least one of the Princesses and teleport us and a squad of guards directly to their position. We’ll use the element of surprise and grab the princesses, the guards will distract the foal-nappers and then we can all teleport or, failing that, blast our way out.”
A large, heavily armored pegasus landed nearby while the girls continued to huddle, he stopped just outside of the circle of friends and waited for Twilight to finish before he spoke, “Your majesty,” he bowed slightly causing his gleaming silver armor to clatter, the noise finally drawing the attention of the mane 6 and spike. Once he had their attention, he continued. “As per your orders, we’ve gathered a pony combat squad. I will be the squad leader; I’m captain Silver Bar, at your service." he smartly saluted.
“At ease Silver Bar.” Twilight said, returning his salute with a gesture of greeting. “Have the soldiers gather nearby and tell the unicorns in the group to begin drawing a shared teleportation circle with a quick return rune. I don’t know what's going to hit us once we get inside.”
Silver Bar gulped, the creeping realization that they may have agreed to a one way trip formed in his mind, but he squashed it down, as loyal soldiers of the throne, they would all see it through! He marched back to the waiting collection of soldiers to inform them of their orders.
Twilight turned away from Silver Bar and looked back to her friends. She noticed Spike was fidgeting a bit and she smiled as she thought to herself, he’s already caught on to what I’m going to say next, the clever dragon.
She continued to look at Spike, a gentle smile never leaving her face. “Fine!” Spike suddenly blurted out, “I get it, I’ll head back to the castle, but Twilight?” he rubbed his claws nervously, “you’ll all come back safe, won’t you?”
Author's Note
I've snuck a few references into this chapter and a few others to probably my favorite story/series on this site, see if you can figure out which one it is!
I promise, clop is coming (or should I say cumming? No I shouldn't, even I won't stoop that low).

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Princesses, you can't buck in here! This is the throne room! (clop chapter)
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Author's Note
Finally some bucking clop in this story. I promise there will be more near the end too.
Princesses, you can't buck in here! This is the throne room! (clop chapter)
Celestia and Luna both sweated intensely, elation marking their features as they continued their intimate activity. Celestia let out a cute laugh, as her sister stuck her tongue out of the side of her muzzle in concentration, putting the finishing touches on a golden rune in one of the many spell constructs now lining the floor. Celestia released her own magic. Examining the final outer circle, she nodded in satisfaction and then stretched out her body to release her tension; earning her a few satisfying pops.
Luna’s work completed, she joined Celestia in stepping outside the circle where they admired their work. This was a magical circle they had not drawn in over a thousand years. The spell weaving had to be incredibly precise as the leylines grew so close as to almost cross; risking damage to the lines or even explosive mana-feedback to the caster’s horn. Normally, what would have been weaved and crafted carefully over the days leading up to a Sun Celebration, Celestia and Luna had managed to finish in a few hours, a true testament to their magical skills.
If properly drawn and charged, the circle would help magnify Celestia’s already formidable alicorn magic. The sun had in recent years entered a period of increased activity and shined that much brighter in the sky. During these ten year long periods, what pony astronomers had dubbed a “Solar Maximum”, Celestia was at the peak of her natural magical capacity.
Back in the days before Luna’s banishment, Celestia would hold numerous Sun Celebrations during these ten year cycles. These cycles when combined with the proper magical circle, allowed Celestia to connect more closely with her orbiting star, filling her with a near limitless amounts of magic, which she would then use to enchant herself during the celebration. If everything went correctly, Celestia’s chosen mates would quicken with her enchanted seed, eventually giving birth to a healthy foal. These foals, always mares, were known as the "Star-Kissed Daughters of Equestria". They were great gifts bestowed upon loyal mares seeking to be mothers of heroines that would serve the kingdom in times of turmoil.
These "Star-Kissed", without fail became ponies of great renown, often reaching the peak of whatever race they were born of, be it becoming one of the fastest pegasi, the strongest earth ponies, or the smartest unicorns. And now Celestia would attempt to give this precious gift of life to her sister.
Celestia and Luna continued to examine the circle, both were deep in thought, but it was Luna who eventually broke the silence. “Sister, it does not escape our notice that not only have we entered a Solar Maximum, but our moon is also at its fullest, even now from behind the horizon we can feel the thrum of power that flows into us from it.” She gave a slight smirk. “It seems to us dear sister, that this has been planned, and well in advance.”
Celestia gave out a cry of mock indignation. “Alright, Luna, you caught me!” she smiled. “I have given this much thought since the nightmare was driven from you several years ago.” she sighed. “I know how deeply you’ve always desired to have a foal…”
Luna gazed at her sister, her face unreadable. “Sister, we know what you offer, but you do not have to worry about us embracing the Nightmare again, even if we can never be with foal of our own. Are you sure you wish to do this, to give one such as us this incredible gift?”
Celestia wasted no time in responding. “Luna, you have no idea how much I want to give you this. She glanced towards her sister, a smile on her face. “I am the mother of Equestria, yet I’ve not planted a foal into a mare nor carried one in my belly for generations.”
Celestia licked her lips as her smile once more twisted into one of hunger. “If you came across a starving pony in the desert would you not give them bread to eat? And how much more inclined would you be to help if said pony was of your own family?”
Celestia turned toward Luna, towering over her at her full height. Her smile was now one positively dripping with hunger. “Luna, I am a starving pony in a desert that has stretched out before me for a thousand years… Now would you deny your sister her meal?”
At that proclamation a powerful, meaty slap echoed throughout the throne room.
Celestia, her sexual appetite peaking, had dropped her concealment spell, and an absolutely massive pole of flesh could be seen beneath her barrel, the eye-wateringly large cock pulsed in time with Celestia’s increasing heartbeat, and even from a few steps away Luna could feel the heat washing off of it and could smell the musk that now began to spread around the room like morning fog.
Luna instinctively licked her own lips. It wasn’t the first time she’d seen Celestia unconcealed, back in the early days of the kingdom it was a common sight, but being this close…Her eyes widened as she could now tell her elder sister had been denied release for centuries.
Celestia’s cantaloupe sized balls were practically shuddering with production, and the veins that rippled across her shaft were shifting as blood pulsed through them. Celestia was painfully erect, and here she had offered herself to Luna, practically begging Luna to ease her suffering.
Deep inside Luna’s mind something finally clicked, perhaps it was her many lifetimes spent serving as a bringer of comfort to her ponies, perhaps it was mating instincts snapped to attention by Celestia’s now commanding pose. Whatever the reason, Luna had made up her mind. Celestia needs our help, and by the gods do we want a foal inside us!
Luna had hardly even so much as nodded her acquiescence before Celestia had closed the gap between them and mashed their muzzles together.
Luna didn’t stand a chance against her older sister, simply letting her tongue be dominated by Celestia’s aggressive motions. A satisfied growl left Celestia’s throat as she used her wings to pull Luna into an even tighter kiss.
By now Luna’s legs were practically shaking as her whole being was consumed by lust. A loud splashing could be heard coming from behind Luna, a veritable deluge of fluids were now running down the smaller alicorn’s hind legs, causing her cheeks to flush even more as Celestia smiled through the kiss. She broke it for a moment to tease her. “My, my, dear Luna, it seems I wasn’t the only one in need!”
“Shut... Shut up!” Luna stammered, her cheeks practically on fire at this point.
Unlike normal ponies, Celestia and Luna didn’t go into estrus on a seasonal cycle, instead their heat was controlled entirely by the position of their respective celestial bodies, for Luna, this peaked during a full moon, and for Celestia, the much longer period of a Solar Maximum. For them to both be at the peak of their cycles with this much repressed sexual energy...
Luna needed this dammit! She swallowed her embarrassment, and much to Celestia’s surprise, Luna now aggressively mashed her muzzle into Celestia, continuing their heated battle of twirling tongues and swirling saliva. This time however, Luna didn’t concede, instead she tried to lay low the solar oppressor; conquering through her speed and dexterity. Whereas her elder sister Celestia was undoubtedly gifted in seeding life into mares, Luna had honed the skills of her tongue and body for pleasing her subjects over lifetimes of experience. Luna was a master of the sensual arts, and it was time she finally demonstrated this to her over-aggressive lover.
Luna’s horn glowed a cool blue as she weaved magic between them, spreading under Celestia’s belly, her magic encompassed Celestia’s impressive balls before giving them a slight tickle and then a rough pull. Celestia was caught completely off guard, breaking the kiss in a surprised whinny she kicked one of her hind legs in an instinctual effort to dislodge whatever had gripped her sensitive testicles. Seizing the moment, Luna wrapped her magic around the solar princess and none too gently flipped her onto her back with a loud crash.
By this point, all the noise had drawn a sizable group of palace staff into the throne room, all of whom were completely entranced by the sights before them, not helped by the massive amounts of alicorn pheromones that were seeping into their brains, gripping their minds with lust. Mares in the group soon went into out of season estrus and began dripping onto the marble floor, while the males of the group could no longer constrain their impressive flesh spears as they smacked into their bellies with an audible slap, slinging globs of pre across the floor.
Luna now straddled Celestia looking down at her with a mixture of lust and smug satisfaction. The sheer hunger on Celestia’s face was now tinged with a small amount of pleading and she mewled in undisguised need. Luna’s ears suddenly swiveled upward hearing meaty smacks from around the room. Looking back up she gave a small smile as she noticed the room was now practically filled with lust-consumed guard ponies. “It seems we have an audience dear sister… good.”
Luna looked down at her sister with a small smirk still on her muzzle. “Forgive us, we simply wished to show you that it is we, not you who are the master of these carnal arts. Now we shall end this farce and begin in earnest!”
Luna slowly crept down Celestia’s barrel laying gentle kisses on Celestia’s impressive shaft, leaving streaks of her saliva she traveled; only stopping by the massive testicles to inhale a satisfying breath of musk. Celestia whimpered up above in unrestrained need the entire time as Luna continued downward.
Finally Luna reached her prize.
Celestia’s vulva folds were an almost pristine pink surrounded by dark white fur, it reminded Luna of beautiful lily petals, promising the life and bounty of spring. It was too bad she planned to absolutely destroy it. She dove in muzzle first past the outer folds causing Celestia to yelp at the sudden intrusion.
Celestia had not been touched intimately down there for nearly a millennia, sure she had tried a few flings with her braver guards over the years, but her guilt over her banishment of Luna had always stopped her before things got too physical. Now she had no such guilt holding her back and she was practically bucking herself into Luna’s muzzle begging her for more stimulation.
Luna sensing Celestia’s needs, obliged immediately using her tongue to dive even deeper into Celestia’s blazing hot pussy, sliding around every sensitive cranny as her innate skills in pleasing mares came to the forefront, she listened for each whinny of pleasure, watched for each twitch of a hoof or wink of the clit to guide her ministrations, never hesitating or slowing in her onslaught as rivers of marecum slid past her muzzle and pooled on the floor beneath them.
Celestia was well beyond the breaking point now, her mind had mostly become a cloud of pleasure and all she could do was twitch and whinny as Luna took complete control of her body.
Celestia’s incredible libido combined with a legendarily long dry spell meant she was about to explode. Even in this state however, Celestia was still somehow able to use a portion of her willpower to stop even a single drop of cum from releasing from her over-sized testicles.
Luna sensed Celestia’s tensing, her inner walls attempting to clench down on Luna’s tongue. She slowly withdrew her muzzle from Celestia’s folds and quickly began prodding her nose against Celestia’s massive clit as it winked out into the open air. After a couple of prods, Luna took the nub into her mouth and gently bit down.
Celestia’s body instantly seized, she had gone beyond the peak and rocketed past the sun, exploding into a supernova of an orgasm. She screamed. She screamed so loudly that the massive palace windows began to spiderweb with cracks. Several of the nearby guards were driven to their knees and at least one, driven by both lust and the sudden shock came, spurting a liberal amount of life-giving fluids across the pristine rug running through the middle of the room, before promptly passing out, a smile adorning their muzzle.
Celestia continued to twitch and writhe for a few more moments under her younger sister. Luna had shown mercy by swiftly releasing the throbbing clit from her mouth, but the damage was already done.
Celestia was a broken mess of a mare, drenched in sweat, her barrel heaved with powerful breaths, broken occasionally by a light cough or whimper. Her beautiful multicolored mane and tail, once radiating and floating on an ethereal breeze, was now completely damp and clung to her fur like a wet towel.
Luna surveyed the destruction and saw that it was good.
She giggled slightly while thinking to herself, If I had only tried to take Tia’s throne this way. Her thoughts were interrupted as Celestia slowly stirred beneath her, her eyes fluttering and trying to focus.
Luna openly laughed at the display before finally crawling back onto her hooves and off her now thoroughly satisfied- hmm, no that wasn’t true, now was it? Luna thought to herself. In the midst of their passions, she had failed to notice that despite her window cracking orgasm, Celestia’s more noticeable parts still remained turgid and unyielding. How did her stallionhood not find release from that? Luna’s inner monologue gasped, could any pony have so much willpower?
Celestia, now finally back in control of her faculties glanced from her position splayed out on the floor and took note of the casualties -Twilight had not developed her keen sense of organization and observation from nothing- She quickly made mental notes for therapy sessions for several guards, set aside bits for extra cleaning of the floors, repairs for the damage to the marble beneath her and restoration of the cracked windows. Finally she took stock of perhaps the most important thing, and let out a satisfied breath; her cock remained painfully erect and not a drop of fluid had been spilled.
Energy flowing back into her limbs, Celestia cracked a smile as she licked her lips and thought to herself, You’ll pay for that one Luna. Revenge after all is a dish best served warm...and deep.

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Plan R
Twilight sparkle was having a bucking terrible afternoon.
She sweated as she poured more and more magic into her increasingly powerful spell. Thanks to casting a quick awakness spell earlier she was more alert but still nonetheless exhausted and frustrated at the way her day had gone. Sticking out her tongue in concentration she pushed one last burst of magic into her complex spell before releasing it.
-kaboom!-
A magical pulse washed across Equestria.
In essence, the spell was like an overcharged sonar pulse, it would travel along the lands hitting every natural magical leyline it crossed. Alicorn magic was so powerful, that an Alicorn that was even near a leyline would cause it to react; Twilight’s spell would then ping off this reaction and pulse back to her horn; she could then use this ping to determine distance and direction giving her an accurate location of Luna or Celestia, or god’s willing, both of them.
Twilight waited, it would take several minutes for… The ping unexpectedly hit her horn causing her to jump and give a slight yelp. Pushing down her blush Twilight ran the numbers in her head, her features twisted in confusion as she spoke her thoughts out loud. “No no no, that doesn’t make sense!”
The girls stepped closer trying to give comfort to the young alicorn. “If my calculations are accurate, and I’m fairly certain they are, then Luna and Celestia… are in the castle’s throne room?”
Rarity was the first to voice the group’s concern. “But Twilight, what could that possibly mean? If the sister’s are still in the castle?”
Twilight’s features froze as sudden realization hit her. Plan R she thought to herself before repeating out loud for the group. “Girls, this might be a ‘Plan R’ situation.”
The mares all gasped.
“Plan R” was the Equestrian Military’s response plan for a complete hostile takeover of Equestria’s capital, including the capture or death of Celestia and Luna. The only other time “Plan R” had been enacted was when the Storm King’s army had successfully captured Canterlot, driving the Equestrian Military into a full fighting retreat out of the capital.
Twilight gulped, with Cadance all the way in the Crystal Empire, it would fall to Twilight to make the call, if she enacted “Plan R”, the entire military would be mobilized under her command in an effort to evacuate civilians from the capital and rescue the princesses, regardless of the costs.
Twilight turned to the assembled guard ponies. “Soldiers, attention, please.”
Silver Bar and his newly formed combat team smartly snapped to attention, waiting for their orders. “It is with a heavy heart that I must enact Plan R protocols”.
To the group’s credit, only one or two ponies cried out in dismay, Silver Bar swung a hoof back in a placating gesture, quieting the group. “Understood Ma'am, we’ll send out the prepared scrolls and call in all reserves.”
Silver Bar paused before pulling an engraved cylinder from a pack strapped to his side, opening it he withdrew a brightly glowing gold and silver scroll. He roughly snapped the seal on it, causing the scroll to be consumed by spellfire before fading away. “You should have several battlegroups ready for teleportation onto castle grounds within thirty minutes… The Gods above preserve us…”
Twilight nodded in agreement.

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Our precious bodily fluids (clop chapter)
Meanwhile back in the palace.
Luna and Celestia playfully circled one another trading verbal barbs as their eyes locked. “So my pastry obsessed sister, how did you manage to pick your oversized rear off the ground so soon after I put you on it?”
Celestia didn’t cease her predatory circling to answer. “Hmmm… All it takes is one slip up, a simple lapse in focus, and you’ll be all mine, my little sister.”
They continued to dare one another to make the first move so they could dominate the slower pony.
By this point the musk and pheromones hanging in the air had become so thick and powerful that many guards and staff had begun rutting each other's brains out in every possible combination of gender and position. Thankfully by tradition, palace staff were mostly unwed, ensuring no loyalties outside of the crown. Which meant there was little chance of marriage vows being shattered this day (Cadance would have been devastated).
The palace halls quickly began to fill with lewd moans and the slapping sounds of sex. A few mares and stallions left out of the orgy simply saw to their own needs as they could do nothing but stare at the dance playing out before them.
Celestia and Luna hardly blinked as the orgy broke out around them, instead they continued to stare deep into each other's eyes and circle the room. Ultimately it was Luna, distracted by the growing need in her core, who blinked and looked away, but only for a second.
Celestia seized the moment, she dove forward and gripped Luna in her magic, being rough but not enough to hurt the smaller alicorn. Celestia tsked. “And now you’re all mine, my little pony.”
Luna did her best to look mad rather than horny as Celestia practically pranced into the magical circle towing Luna along in a golden glow of magic. Luna couldn’t remember the last time she had seen Celestia this giddy, and it would be heartwarming, if not for the fact it was her loins that were warming instead.
Now standing within the circle Celestia gently sat Luna down near one of the central runes. Their “battle” finished, they both knew it was time to begin casting. Bright gold, and cool blue light began to flow from the horns of Equestria’s rulers as liberal amounts of powerful alicorn magic flooded into the magical pattern beneath them. It responded by pulsating with golden thrumming bursts of light humming loud enough to be heard throughout the room. Celestia and Luna now concentrated entirely on their channeling, all other doubts were pushed aside as they knew where finishing this spell would lead them.
Luna tried to will the magic out of her horn faster, she was once again dripping with need from her rear as she waited for the magical circle to charge so they could begin the ritual.
Celestia, her massive cock slapping against her muscular barrel reminding her of what was waiting, called upon her awesome reserves of willpower and focus, allowing her to ignore her mating instincts as she weaved her golden magic carefully into the final bits of the spell circle. She would not risk this failing; Luna after all these years deserved to be with foal and if Celestia’s massively swollen testicles were any indication, Luna would not leave wanting.
As if sensing their urgency, the charged spell circle flashed brightly.
Celestia gasped as she instantly felt the change throughout her very being. Her entire core thrummed with powerful energy as her life essence and mana pool connected directly with the sun itself. Light enveloped her, so bright that Luna and the nearby guards had to look away.
As the flash subsided, Celestia could be seen standing tall and proud, taller in fact. The spell pushed her very being so far beyond its normal limits that Celestia’s very frame had grown to accommodate the change.
Now nearly a foot taller and more muscular, Celestia looked every bit like some star-born goddess. Her multicolored mane and her powerful wings were now imbued with a small outline of dancing flames that licked and jumped in the cool castle air. Her normally pristine white fur was now slightly tinged orange, giving her an almost tanned look. However, it was her eyes that seemed to call the most attention. Where once before sat eyes that would meet any ponies gaze with a gentle purple that called forth memories of matronly love, now set two blazing stars, filled with strength, determination, and indomitable power. Before Luna was not Celestia, but the awe-inspiring Sol Dominus.
Luna had seen the ritual countless times before, so it shouldn’t have shocked her, but having those intense eyes drill deep into her with such hunger made Luna involuntarily shiver and gulp. Regaining her senses, Luna did her best to continue the ritual.
Clearing her throat Luna found her voice and remembering the ancient words spoke, “Celestia, First of Equus, I, Luna, pledge my life and womb to the service of Equestria, may my offspring bring joy and laughter to all who meet them. May their honesty drive all lies from our lands. May their kindness and generosity inspire all ponies to better themselves. May their loyalty carry them through hardship. And together with all ponies, may their innate magic spread harmony so that Equestria may always prevail.” Luna finished her lines and bowed her head waiting for the response.
Nodding with satisfaction, and perhaps a bit of over-eagerness, Celestia answered Luna’s pledge. “I Celestia, first of Equus, recognize and accept the pledge of Luna on this day. May her and all of Equestria be blessed by the miracle of life given here.”
Next she turned to all in attendance. “As is tradition during these celebrations, all children conceived on this day in our presence shall receive my blessing, and all expenses related to their upbringing shall be covered by the crown.”
She smiled at all the guards around her as they stared up at the star-goddess in pure awe. “Now, join me in this celebration of life! Under my sun, be fruitful and multiply!”
After saying this, a pulse of magic shot out of her horn; every mare and stallion within earshot instantly had their fertility pushed far beyond the normal limits. If this was anything like celebrations of the past, many mares would soon find their bellies carrying twins or even triplets. Overcome once more by everything going on, groups of guards, palace staff, and even the occasional Canterlot citizen formed around the castle in every mix of stallion and mare and began rutting each other in a near fever-pitch.
Celestia smacked her lips in satisfaction as the fresh orgy began throughout the palace, the incredible lust and love spread pungent smells throughout the halls that Celestia breathed in deeply. She had greatly missed these moments of unrestrained passion. As in centuries past, many bonds formed here would be bound in a miasma of magic and love that made them all but unbreakable. There would be few “one night stands” among these lovers.
Turning her fierce, hungry gaze back towards Luna, she found Luna’s own piercing blue eyes locked on her shining with their own unrestrained need. Both lovers smiled as they slowly approached one another, Luna gave a sarcastic curtsy that caused Celestia to aggressively bump her with her huge flanks.
This caused a cry from Luna as she attempted to right herself, only to be enveloped in Celestia’s wings and warmth once more. The seemingly flaming tips of Celestia’s wings and mane did nothing to harm Luna, instead tickling her fur and causing her to laugh into Celestia’s chest fluff. Luna finally looked up into sister’s face, which was now much higher above her than before. “We fear that in our hurry to find… er relief, we have become most uncoordinated.”
Celestia smiled warmly down at her even smaller sister. “Then we shall be your rock to find balance upon, shall we begin, dear sister?” There was no need for a reply, their lips met in a passion filled kiss as they simply melted into each other.
Somewhere just outside the palace.
Canterlot was engulfed in unrestrained pandemonium. City guards ran back and forth trying to wrangle citizens into designated evacuation zones while pegasi flew overhead providing cover. Nobles stood around the grand gate of the palace, loudly demanding to know why they had been locked out of the day court, all while haggard guards tried to pull them away.
An angry looking earth pony mare with a shaved mane and numerous scars walked through the mayhem. A nearby unicorn was scanning random civilians with a changeling revealing spell and the mare stopped for a moment as she was hit with a green flash, shivering as the magic moved over her fur but did nothing more. Nodding in satisfaction the unicorn moved on to a new group as the severe mare made her way to the middle of a large gathering of soldiers.
Stomping a hoof and hollering to get everyone’s attention, the gruff earth pony immediately began shouting off orders to the various groups. As the well trained soldiers shifted into their positions, She gave a grunt of satisfaction while she waited for the Elements of Harmony to join them. She certainly didn’t like the idea of risking some of the most valuable citizens in Equestria along with a freshly minted princess, but it wasn’t her job to question her orders, especially not in a time like this.
Not long after the air *popped* as Twilight, her friends, and the accompanying guard ponies materialized near the gathered forces.
A few spears were aggressively lifted, but soon went back to neutral as many gave a small bow to the Princess of Friendship. The scowling mare saw the group arrive, and approached. The earth pony stopped just before Twilight, giving a short bow toward her and the celebrated elements.
Twilight blushed, she was still unused to receiving so much attention from so many ponies. Twilight pushed down her discomfort and studied the mare for a moment, she reached deep into her vast repertoire of knowledge until she remembered a name.
“Thank you for organizing our forces so quickly in response to this grave crisis, General Comet. Your actions during the Storm King’s invasion saved countless lives. I have no doubt you will bring that same tenacity to our current predicament. Please update me on the situation, if you will.”
General Comet nodded before responding, her voice raspy. “Of course your majesty, you honor me with your compliments. Currently we’ve assembled an elite strike team mostly made up of veterans from both the changeling and Storm King invasions. These ponies are very comfortable with pitched urban combat and I believe they are our best chance of breaking this attack.”
Excellent! Twilight thought to herself, Pony soldiers rarely see combat these days, so veterans of two major conflicts may just give us an edge on our attackers… if only we knew who or what our attackers were!”
“General, do we have any indication of who or what has invaded our nation’s capital?”
General Comet shook her head. “None your majesty, we’ve seen no signs of combat outside the palace or in the surrounding city that would give us any indication of what we’re dealing with. We’ve also been purposely avoiding any areas that would allow our attackers to spot us from inside, hopefully protecting our element of surprise. However, this means we have little intel of what’s happening inside.”
Twilight frowned as she was absorbed in troubling thoughts. Suddenly her mood was broken when Applejack put a reassuring hoof on her shoulder, “Don’t worry sugarcube, if anyone of these ponies here is smart enough to figure this dirty mess out, it’s you.”
Twilight nodded weakly, she knew she had the smarts, but wasn’t so sure if the bravery would follow.
Suddenly everypony's attention was captured by a fast flying brown pegasus that landed nearby, completely out of breadth, but clearly beaming excitedly, the pegasus quickly trotted up to the general and the Princess.
The pegasus took a moment to breath, while General Comet introduced the newcomer. “This is Captain Rapid Arrow, he’s leading one of our fastest pegasi scout groups.” The general waited a few more moments before finally directing her attention to the exhausted pegasus. “Captain Arrow? Report.”
Captain Arrow did his best to stand upright, still smiling he swung a hoof up in a short salute, “Ah general, you should have seen it! Our boys are up there all guts and glory, like a fine oiled machine-”
The general suddenly cut him off with a growl, “I want an update, can you stick to the point, Captain?”
Captain Arrow gave a sheepish grin and cleared his throat. “Uh, right well you see, our boys are pretty good and pretty sharp, they going in barreling low, getting in so low,” he spread out his wings crouching low to the ground to demonstrate. “oh it's a sight to see General! Gliding in fast like that toward Canterlot, throwing the grass and the chickens right out of their wake!”
A sudden look of realization dawned on Comet’s face and she grabbed the Captain by his shoulders and shook him while shouting, “Where are they heading captain?!”
The Captain shot a confused look to the General before answering. “They’re geared for a crash insertion Ma'am, right through the palace windows of course!”
General Comet quickly turned to Twilight. “Your majesty, we need to get inside NOW!”
Celestia and Luna were almost one body as they intertwined each other sharing sweat, body heat and saliva, they had been passionately embracing and kissing for what felt like hours as their breaths came in labored gasps. Pulling their lips apart, Celestia and Luna looked deeply into each other's eyes. Luna let out a sudden yelp as Celestia grabbed around her with powerful hooves and hoisted them both into the air with a beat of her large wings. Celestia hummed with satisfaction as she began to line Luna up. Sensing what Celestia was doing, Luna began to relax into her sister’s powerful grip and did her best to align her rear with Celestia’s throbbing head.
A tinge of fear flowed through Luna as from this angle and closeness she could now see just how massive Celestia’s flare was, it was dotted in small bumps and had an almost sun shaped ridge around the tip, in many ways matching the owner’s cutie mark. The rod of flesh beneath it was also a sight to behold, almost glowing with magical power, it pulsed with Celestia’s own heartbeat.
Luna let out a breath she didn’t know she was holding and looked back up to Celestia, nodding in acceptance.
Celestia smiled as she saw her younger sister overcome her hesitation; she would do her best to remain in control and go slowly so as to not hurt the smaller alicorn. Pushing her hips upwards she gently lowered Luna down, until the head of her massive cock sat just outside Luna’s folds. A liberal spray of precum squirted from the tip, causing Luna’s folds to flicker open and her own large clit to wink uncontrollably at the sudden stimulation. Celestia’s pre was so warm it heated Luna’s hind legs as it dribbled down, causing Luna to loudly moan.
Celestia tensed, giving herself a moment to maintain control upon hearing her sister moan like a whorse. Taking a deep breath, she slowly, painfully slowly, pushed her throbbing head into Luna’s tight folds causing them to part. A liberal amount of lubrication and marecum sprayed on Celestia’s tip as she pushed, ensuring Luna would feel little discomfort. Soon the head popped inside and both Celestia and Luna shared a throaty moan.
Celestia didn’t stop there, slowly pushing her way inch by inch as her massive rod failed to yield to Luna’s clenching walls. Lightning bolts of pleasure shot through her as Celestia’s massive head scraped her sensitive walls, followed by a pulsating rod of flesh, radiating heat born from within her larger sister’s own core.
Luna was beginning to lose her thoughts, her sharp mind in shambles as pure pleasure and bliss threatened to turn her into nothing more than a drooling ragdoll. Her entire being felt enveloped by Celestia’s burning body heat and all throughout her insides Celestia’s thumping heartbeat was carried into her by the massive multi-foot cock that now pierced her innermost being.
After what felt like hours of slowly inching forward, Celestia was forced to come to a stop by a barrier that would not yield to her massive cock head. I’ve reached Luna’s cervix! The thought itself filled Celestia with even more need. She knew she would overcome that barrier soon, as she had more than enough length to push past it, but for now she chose to pull Luna up while pulling her own hips back, causing a whine to escape from Luna’s lips as the massive rod of warmth left her clenching pussy.
Celestia leaned her head down and whispered huskily into her younger sister’s ear. “Fear not Lulu, my warmth will not leave you.”
To emphasize the point, the solar princess slammed her muscular hips upward driving her massive cock back into Luna’s depths. Luna let out a satisfied moan as their bodies rejoined, and Celestia began to repeat the process faster, driving Luna down on to her while motioning her hips upward.
Despite the great strength and focus required to both hover in the air and engage in such tiring activities, Celestia barely felt winded, empowered by the mana flowing through her veins and the lust driving her muscles into incredible feats of endurance. She was no longer worried about hurting Luna, such was the lubrication coming from the blue alicorn, joining her own precum as it practically gushed from the tip of her flesh spear. So Celestia began to pick up the pace, grunting in satisfaction every time she felt her head smash against Luna’s innermost barrier.
A loud smacking began to overtake the other sounds of lovemaking throughout the palace as Celestia’s massive balls smacked against the flesh of Luna’s taught rear.
As if in response to this increase in speed from the Sisters, many of the nearby participants redoubled their own efforts, smashing their hips into one another, swallowing deeper, or flicking their tongues farther into their partner’s depths. A cacophony of moans quickly began to join the sounds of the Sisters’ own love-making as they smashed their bodies together in an almost violent display.
Celestia, hearing the cacophony of moans around her let out a joyful cry. “Do you hear them, Luna?!" Luna and Celestia began their own veritable chorus of shared moans and cries, Celestia’s hips now thrusting so quickly and deeply into her sister that her motions were but a blur to any observer.
Luna for her part could do little but hold on and match her sister’s moans of pleasure. Her depths were being absolutely obliterated by Celestia’s solar rod, but she didn’t care, there was little pain. Her entire being had become nothing but the continuing ebb and flow of a great, pleasurable pressure and heat, like the pulsing core of a star. Her mind was like a narrow tunnel now; only focused on the sensations within and nothing else.
Celestia began sweating profusely as she continued pounding into her little sister. She wasn’t growing tired, but the tingling sensation within her signaled that their joining was soon to come to an explosive end. Celestia’s grin grew feral as she pulled Luna even tighter to herself, she would soon claim her sister’s deepest depths and pump a life into her!
Letting out a wild cry Celestia bit down possessively on Luna’s neck, causing Luna to shudder and yelp spraying even more juices around Celestia’s burning rod.
Celestia didn’t stop, instead she let Luna slide down farther than she had since they began. Finally with a herculean thrust, Celestia pushed her massive cock head through Luna’s deepest barrier, penetrating her cervix.
Luna cried out in a mixture of pain and pleasure at this intrusion into her very center. Celestia held Luna in place as her massive balls bucked into her scrotum, a rumble foretelling their imminent release. The rumbling was so powerful, it caused Luna to shake slightly as she whimpered in a mixture of fearful anticipation and heat-driven need.
Celestia didn’t release her tight grip, nor did she let Luna’s nape out of her possessive bite. Instead she pushed her hips solidly upward, ensuring her cock made a tight seal within Luna’s depths. Beating her wings harder they both carried higher into the air, the massive magical circle beneath them began glowing with a sense of finality.
After what felt like minutes, Celestia’s shaft began to widely buck and bulge within Luna. Luna cried out once more as Celestia’s already massive flare grew even larger within the entrance to her womb, sealing tight and ensuring not a single drop of the coming flood would escape.
A large bulge traveled up Celestia’s girthy shaft, reaching the tip and positively gushing into Luna’s waiting womb. The incredible warmth of Celestia’s thick seed quickly painted Luna’s insides, causing her to lock up in a powerful orgasm that blanked her mind. Luna’s hind legs kicked empty air as she nearly passed out from the sensations flooding into her.
Celestia however, was nowhere near done. Like an unleashed firehose, her stallionhood absolutely flooded Luna’s insides, each powerful pulse of her throbbing cock pushed more and more life-giving essence straight into Luna’s womb. Celestia’s massive flare stopped most of the flood from escaping, quickly causing Luna’s belly to distend like a late-term pregnancy.
Celestia released Luna’s neck from her teeth as she cried out in joy, feeling her sister's belly press against her own as it grew. “Yes, Sister!” “Bring life into my kingdom once again!” She pumped her hips forward even more pushing her head even deeper into Luna as she still continued to pump her essence into Luna’s overfilled womb.
Luna at this point was being wracked with endless orgasms as the warm pressure in her depths pressed against every sensitive nerve. Drool flowed from one side of her slack muzzle as she faded in and out of consciousness. She could hear her sister shouting something nearby, but it sounded so muffled and fuzzy that she gave up trying to understand it and simply let the warmth carry her into a dreamless slumber, a goofy smile plastered across her face.
Celestia finally felt her incredible orgasm ebb and then stop completely as the last globs of thick seed pushed their way into her positively overfilled sister. Grunting in satisfaction, she slowed the flapping of her powerful wings and gently brought herself and her swollen younger sibling back to the ground.
With great care, Celestia began to withdraw her softening cock from Luna’s depths, as each inch of flesh crept out of her sister’s folds, a splash of almost glowing semen spilled to the floor below wafting steam into the air as it cooled. Each drip that left her sister’s insides was like a painful sting to Celestia; she wanted, no needed, to make sure this mare was with foal. Celestia thought to herself. Perhaps just to be safe we can go another round later?… Or 3…Her cock finally slipped free with a slobbery plop as it swung back beneath her.
Celestia gently placed her sister down near the middle of the circle, the glow of the spell warmed the marble, eliciting a happy coo from the blue alicorn as she tucked herself into a fuzzy bundle, her wings instinctively wrapping around her swollen belly as she slept.
Celestia beamed happily at the wonderful sight beneath her. Whereas Luna had left Celestia a sweaty, quivering mess, Celestia had left Luna warm, and full. Master of the carnal arts my prodigious flank, Celestia thought smugly to herself.
Soon Celestia’s thoughts turned toward the future, she could see Luna prancing around the Canterlot gardens, a beautiful foal giving chase, no several, no now a dozen, the image shifted in Celestia’s fantasy as soon dozens of their adorable foals chased Luna around the palace.
Celestia’s soft member quickly became rigid again as her thoughts drifted towards making the dream a reality. She began absentmindedly stroking her quickly hardening cock with a wingtip, eliciting a happy groan from her muzzle. As Celestia’s pace quickened she stared down at her sister’s massive belly, thoughts of doing this to Luna again and again and again filled her mind. Celestia began to openly pant and growl, thinking about how many foals she’d make the small alicorn carry for her.
“Yes!” She cried out, her wingtip now an absolute blur against her throbbing pride.
Suddenly a loud -crash!- echoed throughout the palace. All three of the already damaged western-facing windows exploded inward tossing shards of glass in every direction. The spell circle reacted instantly; flashing as a protective barrier shimmered into being, it stopped the glass missiles before fading again.
A squad of pegasi wearing sleek metal armor smashed into the marble floor, scattering bits of glass with their hooves as they came to a skidding stop and drew intimidating looking crossbows.
Adding to the sudden mayhem, a loud pop filled the air, and Twilight, her friends, and an entire army of pegasi, unicorns, and earth ponies all heavily armed and armored suddenly materialized in the throne room’s entryway.
It was at that moment, glass falling around her, Celestia peaked, and an impressive liter of semen flew like a gunshot into the air…
And smashed directly into Twilight Sparkle’s face.
Several seconds earlier.
Twilight sparkle’s entire world slowed as she materialized into the throne room, she did her best to quickly take in everything around her, noticing to her dismay that the palace windows had already been smashed in, bits of glass still raining down as the pegasi scouts drew weapons. Twilight’s eyes suddenly widened as she realized her mentor, her second mother, her beloved Princess Celestia was standing in the middle of the throne room, rapidly stroking a large stallion phallus that seemed to be attached to her.
All these thoughts left her mind as a tidal wave of thick, musky spunk crashed into her face with impressive speed, knocking the young alicorn onto her rump.
Coughing and sputtering, Twilight did her best to wipe whatever had hit her from her eyes and muzzle, as she climbed back to her hooves, she could hear Pinkie’s giggling mixed in with confused shouting and the clanking of armored ponies. Finally clearing enough of the thick, smelly fluid from her eyes, Twilight looked around and her jaw fell.
The palace throne room was an absolute mess. Bits of glass were strewn about the marble, and in one spot the marble had a sizable, strangely Celestia-shaped indent in it. Celestia herself now lain collapsed next to a bloated looking Luna, inside what Twilight recognized was some sort of highly-complex spell circle.
On the other end of the room countless unconscious mares and stallions, some of them still sporting their golden palace armor, formed fuzzy piles splayed out across the floor and now-ruined throne carpet. At least one intertwined and sleeping pair consisting of a bat pony and pegasus hung from a banister above the throne’s dias. A partially destroyed pillar (thankfully only decorative in nature) continued to shed bits of marble, sprinkling gently onto a pair of thoroughly satisfied looking and unconscious earth pony stallions.
Having quickly taken everything in, Twilight’s thoughts turned inward, she began leafing through memories of her studies until she suddenly remembered having read a book called, “Promiscuous Princess Parties: A study of Ancient Ceremonies, Population, Growth, and Sexual Spellcasting.” well, now she recognized what the spell circle was for...
Twilight suddenly became acutely aware of just what the warm fluid was dripping from her fur. Blushing like an overheated stove, Twilight slammed a hoof into the ground so hard it cracked the marble beneath it. All Twilight’s fatigue and frustration from the day came to a boiling point as she screamed, “THIS DAY CAN GO FUCK ITSELF!”
Twilight’s horn flashed, activating the return rune the unicorn guards had set back in ponyville. Twilight, her friends, and all the guards that had burst into the throne room vanished in a sudden *pop* of inward rushing air.
Celestia lifted her head from the ground as she thought she heard screaming and a loud popping sound, her mane swaying slightly from the rapidly displaced air. Shrugging, her overstimulated mind simply thought, must have been the wind. She placed a large wing protectively over her sister and laid her head over Luna's. Then all was darkness as she faded into a deep and happy slumber.
Outside the shattered palace windows and far up into the bright sky, the sun could be seen shimmering a gentle purple for several minutes before it was suddenly and violently ripped from its place, bringing about the shortest day-to-night transition Equestria had ever witnessed. If one listened closely at that very moment they would swear they could hear a pony screaming threats of hellfire into the night sky.
Author's Note
Well, there we have it... It sure was something. Maybe I'll write more in the future... I dunno.