Cadence's New Life Outside The Castle

by Nephilim

New Experiences

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"Cadence wake up!" Celestia rustles the sleeping mare from her slumber with a start.

The drowsy Cadence looks up at the strange figure with foggy eyes, still trying to focus in on her surroundings. With everything a blur, it's almost impossible to see who she's talking to, even when they're right in front of her.

"Aunty?"

"Cadence, it's almost seven in the morning! Get up!"

The young alicorn's eyes shoot into focus as they widen with distress. "WHAT?!" she explodes. "I could have sworn I turned my alarm on?" She tilts her alarm clock to face her, only for her to realize it's 6:40, only twenty minutes before she has to be at her new job. "Oh no, oh no, oh no!"

"I already made you breakfast in the dining room. Hurry up and eat so you can get to your new job. Oooh, I'm so proud of my little filly!" Celestia hugs her niece with a rib-crushing grip, preventing her from starting her day.

"A-Aunty! Ack!”

She releases her hold on the young princess, laughing nervously at her mistake. "Sorry, dear, I'm just so excited! You've managed to get a job on your first day!"

Cadence gasps for air as she struggles to smile at her beloved aunt, enjoying the adoration and pride. "Thank you, Aunty. Now, about that breakfast?"

"Forget about eating in the dining room. You don't have much time left."

In front of Cadence, a steaming plate of pancakes with whipped cream and berry faces appear before he out of thin air. The aroma is too much to retain any dignity and Cadence proceeds to devastate her aunt's creation before her eyes. Bits and pieces of pancake flesh and features fly around the bedroom—some ending up in Celestia's coat and face—until only fruity juices and whipped cream remain on the plate.

"Thank you for the meal, Aunty. Now, if you don't mind, I have a job to get to!" Cadence proceeds to rush out of her bedroom and through the castle halls until Celestia's demanding tone stops her.

"Cadence, wait one minute!" The alicorn freezes in her tracks as she looks back to see her aunt gleefully catching up to her. A large smile is etched across her face, which worries Cadence to her core. "Did you try running off without me?"

“W-what do you mean?”

“I’m coming with you to see your new workplace!”

Cadence's eyes fill with fear at Celestia's suggestion. 'There is no way in Tartarus I am going to take her with me.' "I'd love to take you, but...I don't want the citizens to stop and sign for autographs and present us with stuff on the way there, you know? Too much traffic, and I'll be late for work.” 'Terrible excuse, but she has to understand, right?'

“Oh, that’s not going to be a problem if you can just teleport us there!” Celestia’s gleeful smile grows for better while Cadence’s fears grow for worse.

The young princess puts on the fakest, happiest smile she can conjure to present to her aunt. ‘Why did I take that offer!?’ "No problem!”

Using her magic, Cadence envelops her and Celestia in a crystal-blue aura. Their bodies begin to tingle—a reaction caused by the body being ripped apart molecule by molecule in order to get to a random location. In a bright flash of light, both princesses disappear from the bedroom and appear before Cadence's future place of work.

The flashing TIPSY MAGIC text and green unicorn horn image amaze Celestia, but luckily the "XXX" sign isn't lit up yet so she has no idea what the place really is.

"Alright, we're here. You can go back to the castle now, Aunty.”

Cadence taps her hoof impatiently on the pavement, waiting for her aunt to leave her alone so she can enter and begin work without revealing her secret. Unfortunately, that doesn't happen, as Celestia's eyes shimmer in awe at the detail and semi-glamorous style of the building.

"Are you kidding? I want to see my little niece at work. What job do you have, how do you work, what does it feel like to be paid?"

Cadence cocks an eyebrow at the last question. "What do you mean 'feel like to be paid'? I thought you worked before?"

"Oh, I-I mean, back in my day, we got paid very little. At least three bits an hour for five hours a day. Now I've heard ponies are being paid by the pouch-full!"

'Yeah, I bet places like strip bars pay a crap-ton of cash.' Cadence walks toward the door with Celestia still trailing right behind her. "Um, Aunty, you can't go inside with me. It's my job after all."

"Oh I know, but can't I just watch?"

"NO!" Her explosion catches Celestia by surprise as if she had done something wrong. "I mean, no. What would ponies think if their princess is—and forgive me for saying this, I mean no disrespect at all—a creep who likes to peer into businesses from the shadows like a 'peeping tom'."

Celestia's eyes widen in surprise at such a harsh description. Would ponies really think of her as a...peeping tom for businesses? 'What does that even mean anyway?' "Okay, if you really think so, then I'll see you back at the castle." The princess generates a golden field around herself and disappears without a trace.

Still unsure about her aunt’s integrity, Cadence looks around in case she is still hiding anywhere. After looking above the roofs and near the alleyways, she confidently, but anxiously enters the strip bar.

Once again, the place is empty with not a single customer in sight and the lights continue to fade between red and blue, shrouding the room in a spectacular shower of colors. The only difference to the atmosphere is the sound of techno music blaring through powerful speakers.

"Hey, glad you could make it, Princess."

Cadence looks over to her left to see Slam Bam waving her over with a smile. She trots over to him, averting her gaze in this strange environment.

"...I'm guessing by the fact that you came back means you'd like to wok fah me?"

"Y-yes, sir."

Slam cocks an eyebrow with interest at the princess's subservient attitude. "Huh. First time a princess has eva called me 'sir'. Gonah be some getting used to, but enough about me, you ready to wok?"

Cadence rubs her forehoof as she nods in compliance. "Yes. Uh, where's the uniform again?"

"Ho-ho! Pretty eaga aren’t ya?" His amused look fades away as he notices Cadence blushing with embarrassment. "Uh, sorry fah the informalities, but that's kinda what you'll be experiencing here."

"Oh, uh, no problem. I'm kinda just glad to be treated like a normal citizen for once. Or, well, a citizen."

As she finished talking, Slam brought around the box full of bunny suits—not noticing the last half of her sentence. Once again, Cadence blushes at the thought of wearing something so lascivious, but she sucks up her apprehension and levitates a shimmering sapphire-blue suit. She smiles since it actually goes well with her pink coat and mane highlights.

"Good choice. Now, the autha mares are in the left dressing room in the back." Slam gestures a hoof over to a yellow door with a purple star in the top middle with the word WAITRESSES in cloud-blue letters. "They're pretty nice aunce you get to know them. They'll show you the ropes aun what to do fah your first time, so I suggest you get dressed before we aupen in..." He trails off as he looks over at the round clock hanging off the wall above the bar. "...a little less than aune auuwwah."

Swallowing the anxious lump in her throat, Cadence makes her way over to the dressing room to meet her new "co-workers". She opens the door to be greeted with a rather warm scene.

The room is bright, for starters. Lights are placed in almost every corner of the room, along with some small bulbs lining the edges of four mirrors. Make up items and hair and coat products sit on tables, ready to make any mare look like a model. A small, red bean bag couch sits near the back of the room for ponies that may need to relax after work.

Sitting in dove-white pump chairs, four mares, each wearing different colored uniforms, help each other get ready for the day. All of their eyes suddenly shift onto Cadence, the newbie. She smiles nervously at the group of strangers, who continue to stare blankly at her without saying a word of introduction.

"Uh, hi."

No response.

"...I'm kinda the new hire?"

One of the mares—a unicorn with a golden coat and seafoam green mane and tail, wearing an oil-black uniform—approaches her. Cadence has no idea if she had said something wrong or what, but she doesn't like how quiet everypony is being while watching what's happening. The mare stands in front of the princess with an inquisitive look, scrutinizing her up and down, front and back.

"Huh. Never thought a princess would work in a strip bar. That's pretty cool."

The volume of tension leaving Cadence's body makes her want to calmly deflate like a balloon. The worry disappears from her heart once she knows she hasn't messed up already.

"...So what's your name, newbie?"

"C-Cadence."

"Well, Cadence, it's nice to meet you. The name's Wet Breeze. That's not my real name, of course, just my stage name. Over there, you got Hot Topic..."

She points a hoof at one of the other mares—another unicorn with a crimson coat, black and red highlighted frazzled mane and tail, wearing a snow-white uniform—who gives the newcomer a kind wave of her hoof. "Guten tag!"

"...Then, you've got Moist Muse..."

She points to another pony—an earth pony with a tangerine coat and a straightened electric blue mane and tail, wearing a purple uniform—who's currently trying to tie her mane into a fancy ponytail but manages to greet Cadence with a smile and nod.

"...And finally, you've got Sweet Sizzle".

The last mare—a pegasus with a hazelnut coat and dark chocolate mane and tail, wearing a bright teal uniform—leaps from her seat and dashes over to the princess.

"So, you're really a princess?" she asks with enthusiasm.

Her voice makes her sound young. Could she be around the same age as Cadence?

Her eyes gleam with awe as she looks Cadence over. "...Wow, I never thought a princess would be working with us!"

Cadence chuckles carefree for the first time she's been here. Her anxiety and worry have completely dissolved from her heart and is now filled with a new sense of belonging in this group of mares—even if they do work in a smutty environment.

"I know, but hey, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity for all of you I guess. You know, having a princess work a job like this? Now, uh, how do I put this thing on?" Cadence pulls up her uniform and proceeds to twist and turn the outfit, but with something so unfamiliar to her, it's impossible to know which goes first and where.

"Here, sweetie, I got you." Wet Breeze levitates the uniform and takes it apart, once piece at a time. "You gotta disassemble it before you can assemble it onto you. Alright, first things first, the bunny ears." Breeze floats the pair of blue ears atop Cadence's head, packing the band deep into her mane. "You're looking cute already, Cadence."

The princess blushes from the compliment and looks away bashfully. 'Well, I've been called everything from stunning to downright beautiful, but never cute.'

"Alright, the stockings and shoes..."

The fishnet stockings and black, heeled shoes slide perfectly onto Cadence's hindlegs, but each individual fiber of the stockings feel like they're trying to cut through her flesh.

"...It's pretty tight but you'll get used to it. Alright, now for the bodysuit. Just raise your hind legs one at a time, okay?"

Cadence does as she is told as the blue bodysuit comes from behind her, giving Cadence the chance to raise her right hind leg up to insert into the first hole, then her left hind leg into the other hole. A special hole is carved out in the very back to make space for her tail to poke through. She unfurls her wings and allows the suit to come up to her chest nicely, letting it fit perfectly around her bosom. She folds her wings back down, perfectly snuggling them against her latex body.

"...Oops! Can't forget to tighten it."

Wet Breeze uses her magic to pull loose strings on either side of the uniform, constricting the bodysuit around Cadence's ribs and abdomen.

So much for it being comfortable!’

"...Sorry about that. It's mandatory that the uniforms be as tight as possible, but the longer you wear it, the less you'll notice it. Also, it hides your Cutie Mark pretty well."

Cadence looks back at her flank to see her crystal heart Cutie Mark hidden under the tight uniform. Now nopony will be able to recognize who she is, thank Celestia. Though, she can't help but feel a slight breeze along her rear.

"...And the collar and cuffs to finally top you off." A white collar with a blue bowtie snaps around her neck with ease, while the white cuffs latch tightly around her forehooves. Breeze moves back to examine the princess in all her new beauty. "Damn, you look stunning, Princess!"

Cadence blushes again from the strange compliment but maintains eye contact this time. "Thank you, girls. So, what do we—"

"Hey, vait eh minute!" Hot topic exclaims. All heads turn to her as she moves behind Cadence, noticing something off about her outfit "You forkot somezing, you two."

Wet Breeze moves to where the other unicorn is and sees what she's talking about. "Uh, Cadence, we forgot one little detail to your suit."

Cadence raises an eyebrow in confusion as she looks around the room. There are no more pieces of the uniform lying around. Just...

'Oh no.'

On the floor, sitting neglected and eagerly awaiting its insertion is the fluffy, white bunny tail with a bulbous silicone end. The tip is slender while further down it becomes thicker and seems more painful. A small notch is near the base, seemingly to hold it in place during its insertion. The base itself is flattened out to prevent excessive intrusion. Although the poof ball rolls around the ground from the chilling breeze of the air conditioner, Cadence can't help but feel that it's wriggling on its own, begging to be part of her costume.

"Do I really have to wear that thing?" She winces at the giggling ball of fluff, unsure about its use. "And where would it go anyway?"

All of the mares look at each other with pursed lips and awkward looks. Cadence looks at each of them, questioning their glances until a small breeze hits her butt and the realization suddenly hits her.

"...Oh, no, no, no, no, no. NO!" She backs away from the mares and the tail lying on the floor in a hurry, nearly knocking over some expensive makeup equipment in the process. "I am NOT putting that thing in my butt!"

"Well, you're gonna have to," Moist Muse says as she finishes up her mane. "What kind of bunny doesn't have the signature snowball tail?"

Cadence swallows another nervous lump lodged in her throat. At this point, her stomach could be holding numerous amounts of nervous lumps.

"D-does it hurt?"

"Nah, of course not!" Sweet Sizzle claims. Cadence releases a relaxed sigh, feeling a lot more reassured now. "I mean, you gotta have some lube first to get it in nice and snuggly."

"Oh."

"Hey, Topic, you got any lube left over there?"

The unicorn checks around her area, only to present a drained bottle of slimy pink fluid. "Es tut mir leid*, just used ze last bit. Maybe you can ask Slam if he's got any in ze back."

Moist Muse looks up at the clock hanging over their mirrors and winces at the time passed. "I don't think we have enough time to look for some extra lube, girls. Gonna have to do this the old-fashioned way. Topic, you mind helping me out?"

Cadence doesn't know what the "old-fashioned way" is but it doesn't sound pleasant. Her fears grow even more as she watches the earth pony stick the silicone end into her mouth, slathering it with slimy saliva from the entrance. She doesn't go all the way at first, just swirling her tongue around the tip and slowly working her way down to the base, devouring the object inch by inch until the entire plug is in her muzzle. She closes her eyes and lets out a small moan as she keeps the tail in her mouth for more time than needed, circling her tongue around the entire body of the lewd object.

A warm sensation develops in the young alicorn's intimate parts from viewing the strange scene before her. Her crotch feels moist and the tight uniform inconspicuously but tangibly rubs the wet spot, unbearably exciting the princess even more.

'Oh, Celestia! What is this feeling in my privates!'

Another feeling jolts her butt, causing her to yelp in surprise. She glances back to see Hot Topic's muzzle digging into her tight plot. A wet tendril rolls around the puckered entrance of her ass and penetrates the gateway, lubricating it with her spit.

A soft hoof rests on Cadence's shoulder, making her look over to see Sweet Sizzle gently leaning on her with a smile as she watches the salacious scene. "Don't worry about it, Cadence. Once you've experienced a rimjob, you'll love it forever."

Cadence doesn't know if what she's saying is true, but her body's sensations keep her from focusing. She feels like she's about to collapse like loose jello. Her eyes widen with concern, however, as she watches the plug withdrawing from Moist's warm mouth, leaving a thick bridge of clear lubricant between Moist's muzzle and the tail.

"Celestia, I wish I had more time with this, but we have work in less than thirty minutes, sooo..." The lustful earth pony looks over at Cadence and approaches her with the lubricated object in her mouth. "Can you turn around for me? Jush relax your body as ish coming in."

Hot Topic pulls away from the princess's now-moist ass—spittle dribbling down her cheeks and into the small gap leading to her pussy. She tingles as the small drop caresses her sensitive, virgin folds like a sly serpent wriggling in her chamber. The horny mare licks her lips as she savors the taste of royalty.

"Lecker*. Alright, brace yourself Cadence."

Hesitantly, she complies with the command and presents her bare rump to the rest of the mares. A wave of embarrassment floods her thoughts, but almost immediately, those thoughts are chased away by feelings of sharp pain as her plot suddenly expands, trying to take in the foreign object. The warm lubricant stains and slathers the coat of her cheeks and anal lips, tingling the sensitive nerves around it.

"Oh...hah...fuck!"

In shame, Cadence cuffs her mouth with a hoof. For the first time in her life, Cadence, Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, had sworn out loud, and it felt great! A feeling of pride and joy wells up in her heart, filling her with a delightful sense of not having to be so formal and uptight.

A little bit more force manages to push the tail in another inch, this time drowning out the pain with a feeling of pleasure.

"...Ah, fuck yes!"

Once again, Cadence swears without censorship or hesitation, letting the joyous feeling of barrier breaking overwhelm her. One final push sends the tail diving deep into her anal cavity, taking up all of the space within her orifice. She releases a loud moan that echoes throughout the small room as the plug rests comfortably in her ass.

The first-time shock of pleasure overwhelms the nerves in her hind legs, making it difficult for her to stand up. The bunny tail doesn't make it any better as every struggling step she takes contracts the walls of her anus, tightening it around the silicone structure lodged within, and forcing jolts of bliss to course through her body.

"Erstaunlich*, you took zat like eh pro, especially for eh virgin," Hot Topic comments.

Cadence wearily smiles at her new "co-worker" while still recovering from the pleasure rush. "Yeah, I'm surprised too. So, when do we start work?"

"Hold on one more minute," Wet Breeze. says. "We can't let you go out looking like that. Ponies will recognize you in a heartbeat. Do you know what you need?"

This is one thing Cadence understands. Although she'll use it to mask her identity, it's still a fun thing to do. "Makeover?" she asks with sparkling eyes.

The girls shout in unison. "MAKEOVER!"

They plop the princess into a chair and turn her around to face the mirror. Her appearance is beautiful and adorable in the bunny suit, but that's not enough to hide her character.

"So, what do you think we should do, girls?" Sweet Sizzle asks eagerly. "How about we start with the mane? Change up the style a little or maybe the color?"

"You know, Cadence," Hot Topic interjects, "your arsch vaz tasty back zere. How about eh stage name zat goes vhit zat, und zen ve kan choose eh style zat fits!"

Cadence thinks about the idea and nods in agreement. "I like that idea. So, do any of you have any suggestions?"

Moist Muse places a hoof on the princess's voluptuous globe and gives it a nice squeeze, causing her to release a startled yelp. "Tasty ass and a coat that looks like cotton candy. How about Candy Ass?"

The other mares look to Cadence for her suggestion to the offer. With all eyes on her, it's almost difficult to make a decision, but she comes up with her answer. "I like it. Candy Ass and Cadence. It almost sounds similar, but not too close, right?"

"That's right!" Wet Breeze replies. "Now about your makeup. How do you want to do this?"

Cadence looks herself in the mirror and turns her head from side to side, analyzing and deciding what should change. "Maybe...I can replace my yellow and purple highlights with some blues? And maybe some little candy prints on my cheeks."

"Sweet Celestia, that is amazing!" Breeze squeals. "You'll look like a pretty piece of cotton candy. That's so adorable!"

Per her request, the mares proceed to dye the princess's yellow and purple strands with light and faded blues, giving her mane and tail a cotton candy look, as Breeze had claimed. Small blue and purple candy wrappers are printed onto her cheeks a little below her eyes. In addition, they paint her lips and the tips of her wings light blue to give her an even more vibrant look. Looking herself over in the mirror, Cadence smiles with high self-esteem and delight at her new appearance.

"You look beautiful, 'Candy Ass'," Moist Muse compliments. She looks back up at the clock and gasps in horror. "Holy shit, we only have less than fifteen minutes left! We better show you the ropes and get you on your way before we open."

The mares rush out of the changing room and into the main foyer, where all the action will take place once the front doors open to welcome in the wave of eager stallions. Slam Bam is already tending to the drinks at the bar when he notices the girls walking towards him.

"Heya, girls." His eyes look travel over each waitress until he lands on Cadence. He ogles at her new appearance and arousing clothes, hooting in satisfaction. "Cadence, you look stunning in that auutfit, and I love the way you changed up your appearance; I actually almost didn't recognize you. You girls are smart thinkers, I'll give you that."

"Actually, Slam," Sizzle interjects, "her new stage name is Candy Ass!"

The owner raises his eyebrows in surprise. "That's a pretdee interesting name ya chose. I mean, who could argue autherwise, with that juicy ass you've got aun ya?"

Blushing once again, Cadence accepts the compliment without shying away this time. She stands her ground and puts on a proud, energetic smile to show her enthusiasm. "Thank you, sir. So, what exactly do I have to do here?"

"Girls?" Slam gestures to his waitresses with a tip of his fedora. "You can go ahead and show ha what ya'll do here. I'll go and spruce the place up a bit more and check aun the Stars." With that, Slam walks off to the back of the establishment. Cadence notices a door on the opposite side of the waitress changing room. It's a purple door with a golden star in the middle with the wordSTARS written in bright blue letters.

"What's that room?"

Hot Topic looks over to see where the princess is looking and gives a dreamy sigh. "Zat's vere ze Stars get ready for zeir shows. You know, ze strippers."

"Oh."

Cadence blushes as she thinks about the stylish mares presenting their bodies to the prurient patrons. Arousing costumes, erotic move-sets, and all the attention one could ever want are right there on the stage and podium.

"I've always wanted to be one," Moist says dreamily, "but I'm actually into mares."

Cadence is astonished at Moist's disclosure. 'I never knew ponies could date the same sex. You learn something new every day, I guess.' "That's...interesting, Moist."

"Thanks. You know, I'm just afraid I'll be set with a stallion backstage and I won't have a choice to get out of it."

"Wait, what do you—"

"OKAY, GIRLS!" Wet Breeze barks like a general, gathering everypony's attention and cutting off Cadence's question. "We have to make sure Candy Ass is ready for her debut as our new waitress." She turns to the princess and rests a hoof on her shoulder in a kind but stern fashion. "Look, it's a fun job, but it has its risks just like any other. Stallions will try to flirt with and tease you but you are, under no circumstances, allowed to flirt back. You can tease a little, strut over like a dominatrix and talk in a sexy tone to get them hard, but then you take their orders, leave—leave them with blue balls—and head back to the kitchen for the chefs to prepare it."

"Oh, and if anypony tries to touch you or caress you, that's not allowed, unfortunately," Sweet Sizzle states. "I personally like to be felt up by a stallion every once in a while. With his hooves and his—"

"AND, make sure you don't get too distracted by the strippers,” Moist interrupts. She glances back at the stage, envisioning the mares already on the poles, working their bodies to satisfy their viewers' lustful hearts. "...Yeah, don't get too distracted by the strippers."

"If you have any more questions, just let us know und ve'll help you out as much as ve kan." Hot Topic says as she places a hoof over the princess's shoulder. "We waitresses work together, die together."

Everypony looks at each other then back at her, awkwardly.

"Sorry, just a saying I've heard from ze younger ponies. Now zat I've said it out loud, it's not a good phrase."

"Well, anyway, thank you, everypony, for the help. I was actually kind of skeptical about...meeting my new co-workers."

"I know how you feel," Wet Breeze says. "Walk into a strip bar expecting a bunch of slutty ponies ready to rape you and expecting some competition in the workplace?"

"Kinda?" the princess replies

"Well, you don't have to worry about that here. Also, we're not co-workers, we’re friends here."

Cadence grows a gracious smile and hugs the unicorn tightly, taking her by surprise.

"Woah, okay."

Realizing her actions, the princess lets go of the surprised unicorn and averts her gaze while continuing to smile.

"Sorry, it's just really nice to have friends in such a strange environment. Thank you all again for helping me out."

Their heartfelt interaction is cut short as the chime of a bell rings throughout the establishment and Slam Bam rushes out of the Stars' room. "We're on soon, girls! Let's get this party started!"

The front doors open and a herd of stallions and some mares flood through. Either individually or in groups, the patrons sit in chairs surrounding the center podium, near the stage, near the walls, or at the bar, waiting for service and the show.

"Alright, Candy Ass," Wet Breeze whispers, "I'll stay with you to introduce you to the patrons." Cadence nods and the duo go over to their first table of the day.

The first group they walk up to is near the left side of the establishment. Three stallions and two mares sit around chatting and laughing over something, but it’s not a waitress’s job to know. It’s only their duty to serve.

“Hey, fellas,” Breeze says in an arousing tone. The ponies whip their heads over and smile at the incoming waitresses. “I’ve got a new friend for you all to meet. Say hello to Candy Ass.” The unicorn puts a hoof around the anxious alicorn, pulling her in front of her so the customers can see her cuteness.

Cadence gives a simple nod as her greeting while the patrons smile at her.

“Well, nice to meet ya, sweetheart,” one of the burlier stallions says kindly in a country accent. “Are you gonna be the one to take our orders for tonight?”

Cadence looks over at Breeze who gives her a gentle nudge with her hoof. “Yes, sir!” ‘Okay Cadence, you have to break out of your shell and bring out the freaky side. You know you have one, so bring it out.

Almost by instinct. The princess bats her eyelashes at the group and struts over to them, gaining a few interested eyebrow curls. She places her forehooves on the table and lifts her rump shamelessly into the air for all to see.

“So, can I get you fine gentlecolts and ladies something to drink to get you started?” she says seductively. ‘Holy crap, I’m doing it! I’m actually being sexy! I told Aunty Celestia having a job would be a sinch.

“We’ll all take a light beer, sweetheart, but my friend over here...” He rests a hoof over the shoulder of a scrawnier stallion who looks like he's is trying to fit in with the atmosphere and group, but is failing miserably, “...will take a Slim Gin.”

“Four light beers and one Slim Gin coming right up.”

Taking their orders, Cadence walks away from the table with a vainglorious grin, all while shaking her rump for the customers' pleasure. She can feel their eyes tasting her juicy rear, but they all know they won’t have the opportunity of physically feeling it.

Wet Breeze follows after her and gives her a pat on the back for a job well done. “Great job! I didn’t really think princesses had a sexy side to them. Well, they are sexy, I mean...you know what I mean.”

Cadence giggles as she makes her way over to the kitchen area where the chefs scurry like busy bees, preparing meals left and right for the awaiting diners.

"Hey, fellas!" Breeze shouts over the noise. "We've got an order of four light beers and a Slim Gin. Make it snappy, the ponies want to see their girls again."

The chefs scurry faster at Breeze's commanding voice, a trait Cadence particularly enjoys from this mare. She almost reminds her of one of the strict captains of the Royal Guard, except a bit more laid back and more willing to work in a lewd environment.

Almost immediately after Breeze had shouted the order, a chef pony presents the waitresses with a tray with five drinks for the five diners. Four emerald bottles of bubbling light beer along with a tall slender glass filled with shimmering indigo liquid.

"Alright, I'll let you take this one, Candy." Breeze envelops the platter with a green, magical aura and levitates it over to Cadence, who quickly surrounds it in her own magic field. "Just watch your step and keep an eye out for the other mares; don't bump into them and ruin your first day." She notices Cadence's face suddenly go sour. "You’ll do fine, don’t worry." She gives her a final pat on the back before heading out to serve some customers on her own.

Cadence walks out of the kitchen, butt-first, and walks back over to the table to be served. 'Okay, just calm down. Watch your step and watch out for the other waitresses. You got this Cadence. Now, show these ponies what you can do.'

As she nears the left side of the establishment, she scours the area for the ponies that requested the items. However, she can't seem to find them. A small bulb of sweat peeks out of a pore on her forehead and trickles down her face. Has she already forgotten where the table is? Are the customers already getting impatient with her? The alternating lights play a neutral role in helping her in this situation, as the shifting of dark and bright lights reveal and hide the crowd in the blink of an eye.

"Hey, Candy Ass, over here!"

Cadence recognizes the country accent of one of her guests and looks to her right to see the familiar table waving her over. A wave of relief washes over her as she trots over to the customers with their drinks floating right beside her.

"Sorry about the wait everypony."

The head pony smiles and waves the mistake away with a hoof. "'S'alright, darlin'. It is your first day on the job, so it'd be courteous of us or any pony to cut ya some slack."

"Thank you, sir."

Grateful tears begin to well up in her eyes, but she holds them back as to not look so emotional in front of the patrons.

"Now, why don't you go on ahead and help out some of the other customers. We'll call ya back if we need anythin' else, sugarplum."

Cadence nods and sets the drinks in front of their respective customers.

As she trots back to serve another table, she looks back to see everypony cracking open their beers, while the scrawny stallion looks up at his Slim Gin with a worried look. The country stallion nudges him in the forearm, persuading him to take a swig of the strong drink. He takes a small sip, his eyes light up as the flavor hits his tongue, and he immediately begins to chug the whole glass until minuscule drops remain on the walls and base of the tall glass. Cadence chuckles at the scene, knowing she's managed to satisfy some ponies with her work.

One by one, the princess waitress goes table after table, serving customers left and right and satisfying them with on-time meals and titillating service. Mares and stallions leave the premises, happy and pleased with their experience with her. The best part of all of it was that nopony managed to recognize her. Even with her horn and wings completely exposed, revealing her to be an alicorn, she still managed to earn recognition and adoration in the appearance of a normal citizen.

"Hey, Candy Ass." Hot Topic grabs the alicorn's attention and waves her over with a hoof to where the rest of the mares are waiting behind the bar. "All tables are served und busy eating. Now, ve can sit back und enjoy ze show for eh bit."

Weaving through the tables and crowds of ponies, Cadence makes it back to the bar where everypony is having a meal of their own. Moist Muse pushes a platter of cheese-drowned nachos to the princes and smiles generously.

“You’ve worked a good shift, princess. So just sit back, relax, eat, and watch the show.”

Cadence isn't sure what she means by “the show”, but her questions are cleared away as the lights dim and a set of overhead spotlights shine a rainbow of colors onto the stage. From the right side of the building, the Stars' door opens and a group of flamboyant-looking silhouettes of mares enter the scene. The place goes dead silent as everypony focuses on the Stars, waiting for their performance to begin.

"Ladies and gentlecolts..." Slam Bam's voice booms over an intercom above the stage, setting all lecherous eyes on the performers. "Presenting our first performer for tonight, she's one helluva model, but her clothes and fashion are nothing compared to the sexy figure underneath. Introducing, Fashionista Fanatica!"

Loud runway music blasts through the speakers, but as the crowd goes wild at the sound of her name, their cheers and hoof stomps drown out the music. The first mare to climb up to the stage is a unicorn with a peachy coat and orange mane with green-dyed streaks. She wears red and black-rimmed lingerie, while over that, she wears a sparkling amethyst coat that shines like a jewel, and fishnet stockings on her hind legs. Green rim shades obscure her face, but everypony knows she has to take everything off once the show begins to reveal her dazzling features.

She walks down over to the far right end of the stage, all eyes glued on her majestic form as she struts with elegance. She halts in front of a silver pole, the crowd encouraging her to use the object to her disposal and for their sexual satisfaction. She gets into a melting heart position and slowly lurches toward the pole, sliding her belly across the smooth stage surface and slowly rising like a serpent trying to slither up a tree. She only gets halfway up before she falls back over. She catches herself in time by grabbing onto the pole with a hoof and ends up spiraling around the steel shaft until finally standing on her hind legs with her butt facing the crowd, twerking it and letting her globes clap for her audience. She has yet to strip off her clothes and reveal the arousing flesh underneath to her deprived fans, despite their pleas.

Cadence watches the spectacle with awe. For some reason, her body begins to warm up just from the sight of the mare's spectacular techniques. She can feel her loins quivering in her tight uniform with an unsettling warmth and humidity.

"Hey, Cadence..." The stirred princess looks over at Sweet Sizzle eyeing her with a deep feeling of desire. "...you good there?"

All she can do is smile and give her a slight nod as she turns to look back at the performance; the next pony is ready to climb onto the stage.

"If spending time at a strip bar is against the law, then you'd better be prepared to find this strict seductress at your door with her handcuffs ready to pin you down and make you go to town. You’d better beware of...Sergeant Sexaholic!"

Ponies cheer as a pegasus with a vibrant green coat and a lemon-yellow mane tied up in a bun walks up to the stage. Her outfit isn't as flashy as the first mare's; this one wears blue lingerie with a police officer's uniform over it. Black latex boots on her hooves like a dominatrix, a thick baton on her hip, and a stout blue cap on her head give her almost a scary but sexy appearance.

She marches over to the first pole with a formal law enforcer's strut but suddenly throws away her facade by flying up the pole and clamping both hind legs around the massive shaft. She twirls around in free-fall, spinning in dizzying circles until her muzzle is barely an inch away from the floor. Latching the pole with her forehooves, she twists back around until she lands on the platform performing the splits; her ass jiggles as she lands with a loud thud. Everypony cheers and calls out her name over and over, begging to see some flesh.

Cadence's eyes are glued on Sergent Sexaholic's butt as it bounces a few times like jello until finally settling on the floor. Almost unconsciously, the princess's forehoof moves on its own, slithering down her body and getting closer to her moist area. Unfortunately, somepony else beats it to its objective. Shocked, she looks back to see Sizzle pressing up against her. Although they're wearing tight uniforms, it's almost as if Cadence can feel their fur and skin touching each other. A strange, unfamiliar surge runs through the princess's body, paralyzing her and preventing her from moving away from her friend.

"First time witnessing a sexual experience, huh?" the sly pegasus asks. Her hoof runs along Cadence's body and down to her warm nether region. "Everypony feels the same way for the first time. If you'd like, I can help relieve that for you." Her hoof makes contact with the princess’s shielded genitals, eliciting a stifled moan from her muzzle. "Wow, you're really sensitive down there..." She moves her hoof and stares in surprise at the collection of moisture on the sole of her hoof. "...and wet, too. You sure you don't want me to take care of that for you?"

'Is she really asking me if I want to be treated by...another mare'? Cadence wonders.

The princess blushes and tries to avoid looking at Sizzle's seductive gaze, but no matter how much she tries to oppose her advances, she can't help but feel like she wants this. However...

"I always thought my first experience...would be with the one I love," Cadence reveals.

"We're both girls here, so technically, we're not taking each other's virginity, right?"

Celestia had given the young alicorn her lessons in sex education before; that a stallion and mare make up a normal couple and only through the insertion of a male's penis into the female's vagina can both members lose their virginity and become one. But what of those of the same sex? Females can't break each other's hymens through whatever they do, right?

"Are you sure?" She wants to so bad but isn't sure about losing her virginity to somepony else, especially to a mare.

"Of course. And besides, we should have mentioned this before: if a staff member is sexually tense, it is the obligation of another staff member or more to relieve her, but only if she requests it. So, do you?" She leans closer until her muzzle is just an inch from Cadence's hot cheek. Her warm breath sweeps across her face, alluring her to partake in the provocative act.

"Maybe after the show. I wanna see more of the other...strippers." Just saying the word "stripper" feels strange on her tongue.

Sweet Sizzle shrugs and continues watching the show with the other waitresses.

Slam Bam announces the final stripper to come on stage. "This mare is crazy when it comes to bull wrestling, and cock wrangling. This cowpony knows no bounds when it comes to fertilizing the fields and leaving her animals happy and satisfied. Put your hooves together for Buckshot Hardcock!"

The third mare is an earth pony with a blazing, crimson coat that looks as hot as lava. Her mane however is a cool ocean blue, but it's covered up by a pink Stetson hat. Her body is covered by a short, white crop top and faded blue jean skirt that barely covers her butt, along with brown country-style boots on her hind legs while immaculate, white lingerie hide comfortably underneath her clothes.

Instead of strutting over to the pole like the other mares, this one runs over to hers and leaps into the air. She extends a forehoof and gracefully latches onto the metal shaft, twirling around in circles until delicately landing on her hind legs. In addition, she licks the pole like a throbbing organ, coating a small area in her slaver. The ponies hoot for this mare and cheer with excitement as she proceeds to grind her crotch on the steel rod.

"And now, let's get this show on the road!" Slam shouts.

The mares slowly strip off their clothes, one piece at a time, slowly raising the libido of their viewers. Sergent Sexaholic unties her bun and strips off her uniform while keeping her hat on to give a little more sex appeal.

Fashionista Fanatica peels off her amethyst coat to reveal her slender, angelic body. She throws away her green shades to reveal a pair of cerulean eyes that peer into the crowd and shimmer with pride and lust.

Buckshot Hardcock unbuttons her skirt and shirt and exposes her burning coat and snowy white lingerie to her spectacular viewers. Each mare performs admirably on stage; twirling, climbing, twerking, grinding, and licking to gain the satisfaction of the customers.

"Whaddaya think, Candy Ass?" Slam Bam walks over to the princess who's currently gazing at the dancers with awe and inspiration. "Quite a show, huh?"

"Y-yeah." Cadence can barely respond as the strippers captivate her in a lustful trance.

Their fluent, majestic movements tingle her insides and her lower body. It's not normal for members of the same sex to be sexually attracted, but she can't help but feel like she wants to feel one of them pleasuring her, running their hooves down her body and massaging her pure lotus.

"So, Cadence," Sweet Sizzle whispers, "you wanna relieve some stress now?" She glances down at the princess's crotch, which is already starting to overflow with fluid. So much so, that it's beginning to dribble down her legs and form small puddles on the floor.

"I suggest you take it." Cadence looks over at Slam Bam, who's currently wiping some beer mugs clean. "I don't want any of you pretty ladies to hurt yourselves over some random puddles."

Cadence looks down at her hooves and blushes from the embarrassing scene. "Okay."

Sweet Sizzle smiles and motions with a jerk of her head for the princess to follow her. They walk along the outer edge on the left side of the establishment to get back to the waitress changing room. With each step, Cadence can feel her nether region heating up and small drops of bodily fluid flowing down her legs. The thought of what’s about to happen only burns her even more and slightly cracks open the floodgates by a bit. Sizzle opens the door and generously gestures for her to enter. She does, and the pegasus closes the door behind them to get some privacy from the outside.

Cadence looks around the room with anxiety. It looks like the same friendly, bright dressing room, but it feels like she's just stepped into a sex dungeon, ready to be touched and violated. Nevertheless, Sizzle places a gentle hoof on her shoulder for reassurance.

"Now, I know it's a new experience for you, sweetheart, but just trust me and let me do all the work."

Without warning, the pegasus kisses Cadence on the lips. She is completely caught off guard, but the sweet feeling of her lips in contact with her friend's is too irresistible to pull away from. Like powerful magnets, the two mares grind and connect, not wanting to let go of each other’s embrace. The princess manages to take the initiative and pushes herself into the caressing hold, forcing each other to go deeper and become one. They break apart, gasping for air and smiling from the sensual experience.

"Told ya it would help."

"I guess it does. But..." Cadence holds Sizzle tightly as she lowers her to the smooth carpeted floor. Her imposing size overpowers the pegasus easily, allowing her to take on the dominant role. "I'm still wet down there. Think you can help clean that up for me?" 'Sweet Celestia, what am I doing!? I'm about to have sex with another mare! It's not normal and it's so wrong, but...I want to experience it!'

Without waiting for a response, sexual instinct takes control of Cadence’s mind, heart, and soul as she pulls their uniforms off with her magic; keeping the stockings, cuffs, and bunny ears on for maximum sexual arousal. She dives in for another kiss, this time with more vigor and enthusiasm. Her tongue starts to move around with a mind of its own, searching for a playmate to become intimate with. Sizzle's tongue soon comes to life to join hers and both share a passionate moment of twisting and entangling, sliding and lathering, all while exchanging flavors and luscious tastes. Mixtures of berries, citrus, and mint are exchanged between the ponies as they fervently make out on the carpet.

Sizzle's takes advantage of Cadence's intoxication and throws the princess onto her back. The raunchy pegasus crawls towards her like a predator sneaking up on its helpless prey. Her eyes slither down from the princess's aroused expression to the steaming pink cavern between her split legs. Clear fluid perspires from the winking orifice, parting over her plot and spilling all over the carpet, seeping into the fibers, and releasing a musky scent that floods the room. As she gets closer, Sizzle can feel the warmth radiating from the organ, enveloping her in an aromatic wave of heat.

She climbs over to one hind leg and kisses the inside of her partner’s thigh, sending a warm shock up the princess's body—a bit of a simple appetizer before diving into the main course. She licks the muscle, tasting the salty sweat upon her fur and sniffing her musky scent. Moving further down, Sizzle pecks the descending muscles, arousing small, shallow breaths from her partner. Cadence’s breathing becomes more haggard and reverberating as the pegasus moves closer to the seeping cove. Before her lips can make contact with the winking snatch, she stops and moves her face away from the warm entrance. Cadence looks down, wondering why Sizzle had stopped with the procession, only to be met with a surge of stimulation from her labia.

Gently but forcefully, Sizzle rubs the soft labia with the sole of her hoof. She pokes between her inner lips, before sandwiching her hoof between the folds of her outer labia, feeling the moist organ cover her appendage and lubricate it, allowing it to slide around with ease. Cadence gasps as her body shivers with exhilaration. All feelings of sexual repression start to melt away with each swirling motion of the pegasus's hoof. But now, she doesn't want to continue just for the need of purging her pressure; she wants to fully immerse herself in sexual deviation and truly experience lovemaking with another mare.

Sizzle raises her hoof up to her lips and laps up the fluids she's managed to collect. She climbs on top of the exasperated princess and presents her platter for her to have a taste. Cadence doesn't hesitate to lap up whatever remaining fluids are left on the appendage. All of a sudden, she begins suckling on the hoof, rolling her tongue around the entire exterior wall. Sizzle is slightly taken aback, but also intrigued by the princess's sudden drive for coitus.

She pulls her hoof back and re-levels with the dripping snatch, savoring its soft, flower-like appearance and puffy petals. Stabilizing herself by holding onto Cadence's hind legs, Sizzle leans forward and begins to lap away at the pure lotus, collecting more of its sweet nectar. She deviates off to the side, tickling the outer perimeter with a few flicks of her tongue before returning to the center stigma. Long, slow licks from the perineum to the clitoral hood resonate small tremors in Cadence, causing her to tense up her hooves and grasp at the carpet beneath her to control the surge flowing through her.

As the pegasus continues slurping up the liquid dripping forth from the faucet, she notices a small red button protruding from the hood on her vulva and grins maliciously. She nibbles on the exposed bulb with her incisors, but not too hard as it’s a rather soft and sensitive organ.

“Aah! Celestia of the fucking Sun!” Cadence screams in euphoria.

She immediately covers her muzzle, surprised at the words her mind had thrown out into the open. She had used her own aunt’s name in vain—a minor sin in Equestria—and she said it out loud, and it felt amazing! She doesn’t care if her majesty barged through the room out of nowhere and caught her screaming her name mixed with profanities, it’s the exhilarating excitement coursing through her mind at the moment that she’s focused on.

Lifting her head from her meal, Sizzle grins at the proud princess. “Woah, somepony has quite a potty mouth.”

Cadence looks down at the pegasus and smiles while in the midst of her gleeful euphoria. “I know! I feel so free! Please, don’t stop!”

“Hehe, as you wish, your highness.”

Being called any royal title in a moment like this is pure blasphemy and heresy to the name of Celestia, but Cadence doesn’t care, because she’s free to do whatever she wants now without reprimand or repercussions.

Simmer climbs on top of the thirsting princess until her entire form covers her and their pussies are directly parallel to each other. She lightly drops her lower body down onto her partner's snatch, breaking out a small moan from the princess's muzzle. Smiling, she begins to move back and forth, rubbing her groin along Cadence's folds. The soft petals rub against each other like compassionate lovers; intertwining and folding over each other while lubricating themselves in their own tasteful secretions.

Both mares sing in elation as their minds become numb with rapture. Their moans of ecstasy become songs of joy and pleasure as their bodies conduct the tune of sin in the land of lustful gluttony. This feeling should last eons, an eternity even. It doesn't matter if it's immoral or against the norm; if one has a desire to achieve happiness and delight, what is stopping them?

As much as they want to continue this pursuit of reaching new heights of pleasure, Cadence feels something welling up inside her that seems to be storing up for one final explosion at the right moment. Her breathing speeds up and her heart begins to pump more excited blood through her veins to compensate for the rush of energy coursing through her.

"You're about to cum aren't you?"

Cadence struggles to look up at Simmer, who smiles with bliss.

"Come on then, princess, cum for me. Release all of your frustration and tension into this one orgasm."

As if her body was directly listening to the pegasus's command, Cadence's groin begins to spasm and convulse with a strange feeling of euphoria. It feels as if a rush of adrenaline is rushing through her veins to her brain, numbing all of her senses in every part of her body except for her vagina, which begins to tremble like an earthquake. She opens her muzzle to scream, but nothing escapes.

As quickly as it came, the surge suddenly disappears, leaving her body broken and exhausted with little tingles of bliss still coursing through her groin. Her vision is slightly blurry and she can barely see anything in front of her. Although, she can see a brown figure above her, blocking out the overhead lights. It comes closer, connecting its lips with hers and making her realize the figure is, in fact, Sweet Simmer.

"So, how did you like your first lesbian experience?"

It is a joy she’s never felt in the castle or from being with Twilight. It’s a sort of joy one would feel when the shackles of restrictions and boundaries have been bashed to pieces and one has finally been pardoned from their imprisonment. It’s the first time in forever that Cadence had been set free.

The princess manages to calm down enough to talk. “It felt amazing! Being in the castle all the time restricts me from actually enjoying life. All the nonsensical royal duties, accompanying my aunt to meetings, acting refined and perfect for my subjects, it’s all so annoying. But here...” She hugs her friend and rolls over until both ponies are on their sides. “...I can be free. I can be who I want to be without any restrictions.”

Sweet Sizzle kisses the tip of Cadence’s snout and smiles warmly. Her lust and libido have gone down, bringing out her gentle side. “Ya know, that’s what everypony that comes here looks for: freedom. The customers escape the confinements of work and responsibility just to have some fun watching sexy ponies perform and serve them. We escape the social norms and demands of our authorities to feel something new, something most others would consider immoral. You’re no different than the rest of us, Cadence.”

The two ponies smile at each other and move closer for another kiss, but the sound of the door opening prevents them from enjoying themselves any further. The other waitresses file into the room but stop in the middle of the doorway to stare at the two sweaty ponies cuddling each other.

“Aw, you should have told us you were having trouble. We all could have pitched in and helped.” Moise Muse complains.

“Anyvay girls, our shift ist over und it’s time to head out.” Hot Topic states.

She looks over at Cadence and smiles as they slowly get back up; the princess is still dazed from the orgasmic rush coursing through her body.

“Cadence, gut gemacht* today with the serving. Ze vay you treated zee guests und played around viz zem a bit really shows you’ve got vat it takes to vork here. I really hope you stay for a long time.”

“Yeah, and next time you feel a little tense, let me be your next choice, please?” Moist Muse says with a pleading grin.

The group laughs out loud with the runway music playing in the background. This day couldn’t possibly get any better for the newbie.

A knock at the door catches everypony by surprise. Hot Topic walks over and opens it to see Slam Bam standing in the doorway with a proud grin on his face.

“Congratulations girls, you all got a heftia pay this time.” He levitates five full pouches of bits over to each mare, their eyes widen as they feel the weight. “You can all thank Cadence fah it. Apparently, the customers were pretdee astounded to see an alicorn working in this place and they gave auut extra tips fah the business. So now, everypony gets a heftia pay.”

Cadence blushes in adoration. She’s the main attraction at a strip bar; the only alicorn princess to ever work in a naughty business, and she loves it.


Author's Note

*Es tut mir leid (es toot mer lied)- I am sorry
*Lecker (leck-ah)- delicious
*Erstaunlich (esh-taun-lih)- Amazing
*Gut gemacht (goot geh mahht)

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