Trixike and Starlight

by Silver Butcher

Rating: teen
Tags: Main 6, Other, Trixie, Spike, Comedy, Starlight Glimmer, Violence, Profanity, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Anthro
Length: 5436

short stories featuring Starlight and Trixike, based in the Original Trixike Timeline

A series of short stories taking place in the Original Trixike Timeline. Ranging from Trixike and Starlight putting on a show to Trixike going to the Equestria Girls universe.

Cover art by Spirit Shift

-this story is based on the original 4th story in the series and is now the canonical 2nd story-

Published 2020-11-18 15:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2023-10-29 10:15:43 UTC

Maybe one day

Spike and Trixie were sitting on Twilight's bed, Twilight was looking down at the two, rubbing her temple after hearing the rather short story on how they had ended up fusing.

"So you get some random ear-ring from some old colt, who tells you to share them with Spike..."

"He didn't specifically tell Trixie she had to do it with Spike." Trixie interrupter "he was just the first pony...sorry dragon, That Trixie ran into."

"....And you just do it?" Twilight finished, "you didn't think to come to me...or Starlight...or anypony who could check for curses....you just slapped them one....and transformed."

"We fused into Trixike" Spike interjected. earning a low groan from Twilight

"You named it...Trixike?" Twilight asked

"We considered Spixie...but Trixike is just fun to say," Trixie said. Twilight let out another groan

"Listen I don't care what you call yourselves, but from what the crowd told us...you did a back-flip out of an Ursa-Major's mouth, after summoning it." Trixie smiled and nodded with a smug look.

"yea...that was pretty cool."

"Pretty co...You dumb-asses could have gotten so many ponies killed, the town could have been destroyed!! So many things's could have happened!"

"Naw...we put the Major in a cage after we summoned it. then lit the cage on fire" Spike said with a wink "You know for safety and entertainment,"

"This....this is ridiculous!!! Why would you do this! I expect better from you at least Spike!" Spike shrugged

"But that wasn't me, and it wasn't Trixie..."

"It was both of us" Trixie chipped in "We weren't Trixie or Spike..."

"We were Trixike," The two said in almost perfect unison.

"Dammit I through it off," Spike muttered irritably before Twilight snapped to get their attention

"Same thing....now I'm going to take those ring's and ask Celestia and Luna if they know anything about them," Twilight said as she turned to grab some ink and paper to write to the princesses

"Good luck taking them from her!" Trixie said Twilight turned just as Spike clipped the earring on.

"Wait!!" Twilight commanded, but in a blinding flash Trixike was standing in front of her, Twilight took several step's backs as she looked up at Trixike. Trixike Approached her and stopped, looking down. Twilight hadn't noticed during the first encounter as she and the others hadn't gotten too close to her before she unfused, but Trixike was really tall. Twilight's head was at the same height as Trixike's Bellybutton. "Celestia Dammit," She said as she took a few more steps away from the fusion.

"Hello, Sparkle!! It's so nice to meet you." Trixike leaned down and placed her hand on top of Twilight's head. "what say we have a little chat."

Starlight was walking to Twilight's room, when she heard the two arguings, she opened to door, and saw Twilight backing away from Trixike who had just ruffled Twilight's mane,

"....just need to relax." Trixike was saying before she noticed Starlight "have you come to complain about my existence as well?" She asked sweetly

"What?" Starlight asked taken aback

"Those things could be dangerous, who knows what they'll do if they fall into the wrong hands" Twilight snapped at the fusion who just looked back to the Alicorn with joy sparkling in her eyes.

"Judging by the last 5 minutes, It seems you already think they have fallen into the wrong hands," Trixike replied happily

"Stop that!" Twilight demanded

"Stop what?"

"acting so...happy about everything!"

"I can't stop, Existing is fun!" Trixike replied "I've existed for less than an hour, and you already want me gone, isn't that neat? Less than 5 minutes ago you didn't even know my name" She giggled "You're just so sure of yourself, It's so..." suddenly Twilight's hand flashed out and grabbed one of the ear-rings.

"Gotcha!" she exclaimed triumphantly, only to find she couldn't touch the ring, it was like it wasn't there, her hand just phased through it "what the fu..." Starlight decided it was time to intervene.

"OK, enough, Twilight relax, Trixie, Spike ple..."

"I prefer Trixike," the fusion said sharply before adding with a polite smile "if you don't mind."

"..Trixike please unfuse before Twilight does something idiotic,"

"Fine...but only cause you said please," Trixike replied, removing her ring's and un-fusing. Spike and Trixie both proceeded to pocket them and Twilight sighed yet again.

"Listen, I know the promise of power is tempting, but trust me you don't wan...."

"I like be Trixike" Spike shot back before she could finish "It's nice being powerful, not that you two know what it's like to be weak"

"An Alicorn and the Unicorn that walked threw time" Trixie chimed in "Not exactly pushover's, but a simple show pony..."

"And a pitiful dragon with no wings, I wonder why we like being her so much?" the two looked at Twilight and Starlight

"But you can have the Rings"

"Thank yo..."

"If you give up being an Alicorn," Trixie said happily

"WHAT!?"

"You want us to give up some epic power? You give up yours" Spike shot back. Trixie and Spike crossed their arm's and said in unison

"It's only fair," Twilight sighed

"That's stupid, I am a Princess given power from Celestia, you two got your power's from some old stallion who disappeared immediately after handing it to you." Twilight started rubbing her temple "Please listen to yourselves and just..."

"Now if you'd excuse me I have shopping to do," Trixie said as she got up and left

"And I have chores to do" Spike got up and left as well, Twilight sighed and turned to Starlight

"Help me here." she pleaded

"Just let them have their fun, If they start getting out of hand and dangerous, then that's when you try and take the rings."

"An Ursa Major Starlight, they summoned an Ursa Major to the center of town!!"

"You're freaking out over an Ursa? I think we've dealt with worse" Starlight said as she left Twilight.

"I have a bad feeling about this" Twilight sighed to her empty room.

Starlight was just leaving the castle when she Saw Trixike juggling flaming bowling pins while using a hula-hoop and spinning a plate on her horn and Tale, a crowd was cheering her on, next to her Trixie's hat was on the ground filled with coins. Starlight watched as Trixike caught the pin's, threw them into the air, and proceeded to jump out of the hoop, do a flip, and back in the middle of it, still spinning it and the two plates, and started juggling one-handed, while using the other to hold herself up, after a second she started blowing multicolored smoke into the crowd. Starlight watched as Trixike did a cartwheel out of the hula-hoop, threw all the pin's high into the air, then threw the two plates into the air, grabbed the hula-hoop with her Tail, tossed it to her hand's and holding over her head, blasted a ball of Green fire into the air, and all the objects vanished. Trixike Bowed, help the hoop over her head then dropped the hoop, disappearing inside of it, and once it hit the ground, the hoop turned to smoke, The Hat vanishing into a puff a smoke along with it. there was clapping, and soon the crowd dispersed, Starlight smiled and, after thinking for a second, She teleported to Trixie's Cart. Trixike was laying in front of it, counting her coin's, all her prop's stored inside the cart, without looking up Trixike asked

"Did you enjoy the show?" Starlight smiled.

"Didn't take you long to come back did it?"

"A group of ponies were waiting outside the castle and asked them to do something entertaining, so they formed me and I entertained them and got paid in the process." Trixike was Dividing the coin's into two piles until there was only one left "and seeing how Trixie doesn't live in a castle, It only seems fair she gets the odd coin out." She said happily flipping the coin into the larger of the two piles. "Now, Trixike takes it you've come to complain about her?" Trixike stood up, towering over Starlight for a second, then with a quick spell, Trixike shrunk down to almost eye level of Starlight.

"Oh," Starlight said in surprise "I didn't know you could change your height!?"

"Yes....well It's rude to look down on others."

"You were quite tall while talking to Twilight."

"Trixike has...Mixed feeling's on Sparkle....you, on the other hand, are a solid friend in my book." Starlight smiled

"Thank you Trixike, It's odd to think that you both are, and aren't Spike and Trixie."

"Yes, judging from the...ponies I've talked to...I seem to be having that effect on everypony who sees me. Some distrust me because of Trixie's Past, others seem to expect me to be more helpful because of Spike, And everypony seem's to be expecting me to do something dangerous. But I know better, I have Trixie's amazing mind and idea's, but Spike's keen mind and pre-planning skills"

"I'm guessing that outside of the flaming cage, you had an invisible protective barrier around the Ursa as well?"

"of course, can't perform if the audience gets hurt, can't get paid either," Trixike said happily as her ring's started glowing "oh dear, Time to wish the world goodbye, well....until next time Starlight," she said before splitting back into Trixie and Spike. Trixie did a quick stretch and Spike yawned

"Well, me and Spike-"

"Spike and I," Spike said with a cough, earning a punch to the shoulder

"We," Trixike amended "Have some planning to do, So many shows to put on!" Trixie said as she and Spike waved Starlight goodbye, They got the cart, but stopped and had a silent talk together for a moment before Spike turned

"Oh, And Starlight, if you ever want to perform with Trixike, just ask, the two of you together would be one rocking performance."

"All you have to do is ask," Trixie said as she and Spike entered her Cart. Starlight smiled and turned to leave

"Maybe one day," she decided, the sound of them making plans for their next show following her as she left.

Author's Note

If this seems familiar this story (And the first 3 chapters of it) have been out since mid-2018, I've taken down the original and am replacing it with this one so people are aware of both the edits and the changes in the stories continuity

Morning Madness

Twilight awoke with a start when she heard an explosion go off beneath her and fell out of her bed, she lay there in an exhausted pile for a few moments before peeling herself off the floor with a sigh.

"I thought I told Starlight not to practice new spells this early." She muttered as she got up and got ready for the day. she walked into her bathroom and opened a drawer to grab her hairbrush, when yet another explosion shock the floor, she stumbled for a second, then yelled, "What the hell is going on down there!?"

"Pancakes" she Heard Trixike voice scream faintly below her, Twilight froze the second she heard it and lit her horn.

"Oh no," With a flash she was downstairs, she looked over at Trixike, who was in the middle of charging her horn, Pancakes covered in Syrup and Butter littered the floor, walls, and the roof, along with a large number of shattered dished. Trixike was holding a plate with her tail and was aiming at it

"Morning Sparkle." Trixike said jollily as she charged the spell, "Did I wake you?"

"What are you doing!?" Twilight demanded as she looked around at the absurd amount of Pancakes scattered around her kitchen.

"Trixike already told you, PANCAKES!!" Trixike yelled as she cast the spell, the spell hit the plate, and manifested multiple pancakes, while simultaneously shattering the plate, Twilight put of a shield spell as the pancakes and shards of plate shot at her, Trixike just looked in disappointment at the mess. "Way to much power, I need to work on that." Trixike pulled out a coin flipped it behind her hand and caught a plate. "This time maybe."

"Stop!" Twilight commanded, "It's 7 AM, The sun has only just come up, there's no reason to..." Trixike looked down at her and upon seeing the state she was in her face shifted to one of shock.

"I forgot to give you the letter, didn't I?" She said in realization "Spike though you were to calm last night." Trixike reached into her pants pocket and pulled out several odd objects, including but not limited to a bowling pin and another pair of pants, after rummaging through it for a moment Twilight sighed.

"I know you think you're being funny, but I don't have time for..." Twilight shut up when Trixike gave a cheer and handed her a letter.

"Celestia sent this yesterday through Spike but he was busy being apart of me...oops" Trixike shrugged as she waited for Twilight to read the note. Slowly the color in Twilight's face drained.

"Princess Celestia will be arriving in less than an hour for tea...." Twilight slowly fell to the floor and looked up at Trixike, who was now smiling

"Ah, all is right in the world,"

"I hate you," Twilight decided as she looked up at her, Trixike made a pouting face.

"Daw...your gonna hurt Spike's feelings...altho I'm Sure Trixie already knew how you felt about her." Trixike looked down at Twilight, who still looked frozen in shock, and after a second sighed. "Don't worry, Starlight already has everything ready, A seat for you, he, Celestia, and Myself have been set."

"No."

"Well, I'm sorry if you wanted to do all the work but.."

"No...No...Celestia cannot meet you!" Twilight got up and pushed into Trixike, causing her to drop her plate. Trixike look offended before motioning to the floor

"That was Trixike's plate," Trixike complained as Twilight continued to push her.

"Unfuse Now! Celestia can't see you, what will she say, how will she react, What will she do!?" Twilight seemed to be having a meltdown and Trixike sighed.

"Fine, Trixike shall leave...AND COME BACK AT THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME!" Trixike yelled as she took off the rings, and Poofed back into Spike and Trixie. Trixie stretched.

"I'll go inform Starlight of your demands," Trixie said as she left to do so. Twilight looked at Spike, lit her horn, and teleported cleaning supplies.

"Have fun," Twilight said as she turned and left, Spike looked around and moaned.

"Why am I, the only non-Unicorn in this entire castle, responsible for doing this!" Spike complained before he began his epic quest of Pancake cleaning. Starlight had just finished setting up for tea When Trixie walked in

"Sparkle had officially banned Trixike from the party."

"Oh..." Starlight looked at the table "Dam." Starlight lit her horn and another chair appeared, "At least now your not sitting be yourselves...wait...can Trixike ever truly be alone?" Starlight questioned as Trixie left the room.

"You'd have to ask her that," Trixie said as she walked out. She made her way back to the Kitchen and found Spike cleaning she looked around and frowned at the mess "What are you doing!?" Trixie asked as she walked in.

"Cleaning," Spike responded as he tied the top to the first of many bags full of Pancakes, he noticed that his answer was not what Trixie had been looking for.

"Why didn't Sparkle just poof the mess away!?" She asked as she looked at the huge mess Trixike had caused.

"Because she didn't make it I'm guessing," he said as he set up a new bag, Trixie shrugged as she picked lit her horn and started levitating one of the stacking into his bag.

"Alright my turn, What are you doing?" Spike asked "This is my job, you don't have to..."

"Help clean the horrible mess our darling child Trixike made?" Trixie looked over at Spike with a smile "Trixie will not stand to the side and watch as you clean our happy mistakes mess, now come, let's do this." Spike sighed and smiled back.

"It's nice to actually get some help every once and a while." Trixie scoffed

"Please, Trixie is your friend now, and Trixie would never leave a friend in need, as long as Trixie is here, you will be helped Spike, or my name isn't Trixie."

"If your name wasn't Trixie you'd be a very confusing person to talk to." Spike laughed back as the two joined forces and got to work de-pancaking the room.

Author's Note

I like Pancakes.

Trixike and Celestia

Trixie and Spike where halfway through cleaning up their mess when Twilight poked her head in and looked at the duo.

"Alright, you two can stay and have Tea, but I swear if you so much a mention Trixike I will..."

"Do something violent to two of your friends in front of Princess Celestia?" Spike asked and looked at Trixie

"Doubtful," They both said as they continued cleaning Twilight left the room muttering, she turned and made her way to the room that had been made up for their tea, Starlight was sitting on the opposite side of the two places she had made up for Spike and Trixie.

"Twilight" Celestia greeted "It was so very kind of you to invite me over for tea."

"It was my honor Princess," Twilight said happily as she took her seat across from Celestia, who motioned to the two empty seats

"Who will be joining us?" She asked as she picked up her cup of tea. Before Twilight could answer Starlight cut in

"Oh, Spike and Trixie might come" Starlight took as sip "Unless they see some tourists they can extort." Celestia raised an eyebrow

"Why would Spike do that?"

"Well..."Starlight started but stopped when the three heard loud noises of excitement outside

"Oh no." Twilight sighed when she heard the chanting

"Who's Trixike?" Celestia asked as the chanting of Trixike's name rang out from outside

"Just a local entertainer!" Twilight said fastly "We have better things to do than to watch her juggle and entertain with simple tricks." suddenly a huge explosion sounded outside followed by cheers and yells of free pancakes.

"free pancakes and explosions?" Celestia asked, "This Trixike pony doesn't sound like the usual entertainer I've seen in Equestria." Twilight got up

"Please give me a moment Princess," She said with a bow before running to check on the kitchen, She stuck her head inside and found it cleaned, she ran over and opened a cabinet, at once a mess of dishes fell to the floor "Those two idiots..." She mumbled angrily as she lit her horn and fixed the plates "...So much power, but so freaking careless!!" she turned and ran outside, where she was met with a crowd of ponies who had come to see Trixike's show, at a glance she could tell their where fewer ponies than last time.

"At least she's dying down" She sighed as she turned to the stage, Trixike was balancing one-handed on a Unicycle, her other hand had a stack of Pancakes of a Cracked Plate, her Tail was hula-hooping with another Plate of Pancakes on the end, her horn was lit and making the Unicycle drive around the stage, her legs were crossed so it looked like she was meditating upside down, her Cape and hat were gone. every time she did a lap around the stage she teleported an audience member some pancakes, many of them let as soon as they got their free food.

"ALRIGHT!" Twilight shouted, "SHOW'S OVER!!" there where sounds of complaints, most of them about having not gotten the free Pancakes, but in a bright Flash everypony had been given a plate, and Trixike did a quick flip to her feet grabbing her Uni-cyle and hula-hoop, she tossed the Cycle through it, making it disappear, and with a snap the hoop turned into a pole, she put her hands on either side and clapped it away

"Hope you enjoyed the show, don't forget to leave a tip," she said offering out her hat, her smile turned to a frown as the crowd left, only a few younger one's giving her coins, As the audience left Trixike looked through her hat her frown deepened

"12 bits" She looked over "and I gave em all Free Food." She sighed "how ungrateful" she took the bits out and flashed them to her savings, then turned to Twilight "Need something?" She asked politely.

"I told you..." Twilight started when a Trixike's face turned from playfully to absolute shock!

"Oh my, I didn't know she was here already." Twilight froze and turned to the Guarded expression on Celestia's face

"Hello." She said as she looked over the Towering Trixike, who looked down at herself and tipped her hat

"Hello," She said nervously as she shrunk from 16 to 5 foot tall, this didn't seem to help her first impressions "Nice weather?" she offered with a swish of her tail, Twilight motioned to Celestia

"Princess, this is Trixike." Celestia walked forward and offered Trixike her had

"Pleasure to meet you," she said as her guarded expression turned to one of kindness, Trixike smiled back and offered a hand only for Celestia to very simple reach past her hand and un-clip one of her ear-rings leaving Spike and Trixie in shock and Twilight staring mouth open at the event.

"How'd you do that!" They all three said in unison, Celestia looked at the Ear-ring before turning back to the duo.

"Where did you two get these?" She asked politely, tho her tone of voice shook them both to the core.

"Some old guy gave em to me then vanished," Trixie said as she shook, Celestia raised an eyebrow and looked to Spike who raised his hands in surrender "I was just giving her her wallet back and was asked to put one of them one," he said before adding "I didn't meet mystery old dude!" Celestia turned back to Trixie who was hiding behind Spike "Don't hide behind me!" He complained as he tried to hide behind her "I'm the coward!"

"DId this old colt have a white mane and did her wear all red." Trixie looked at Celestia in shock

"Y..yeah, how'd.." Without warning Celestia's hand flashed forward and clipped the Ear-ring back on, in a flash Trixike was looking at Celestia in absolute shock

"WHAT?" She asked in confusion as Celestia proceeded to actually shake her hand

"It's a pleasure to meet you Trixike, why don't you come in for tea and tell me more about yourself, or do you prefer selves"

"Trixike prefers self, but what? how?" Celestia smiled and very simply turned to Twilight and closed her mouth with a gentle hand.

"I haven't taught my student everything, and I'm sure the Old Colt will explain things to you when he thinks your ready," Celestia replied with a smile as she dragged the confused Twilight and Trixike inside, both of them at a loss for words.

the Microwave Monster

Trixie was looking down at the money from their latest show

"This is bad," She said as she looked at what little they had made "If this keeps up I'll be broke in a month" she added it to her slowly shrinking pile in her safe "Durring our first show a month or so ago we made so much, and now we're dangerously close to my usual earnings"

"Guess we do use that Hula hoop a lot," Spike said as he looked at the pitiful gem they had been given and added it to the 9 others in Trixie's safe "You're gonna need it more than me" Trixie took it out

"You've given me your share the last 3 show's Spike, at least keep this" Spike shook his head

"I don't have bills, I don't have to pay for food, I don't have to buy new clothes, and I don't have to pay for maintenance on my home every 6 months" Trixie shook her head

"I thought after Trixike I wouldn't have to worry about this kind of thing" She shook her head "But here I am again." she put on her hat and walked out with Spike

"How about lunch?" He asked "I'm sure Twilight won't mind a kitchen raid" Trixie shrugged

"Who am I to reject a Kind dragons offer of free food," She asked as she threw her arm around his shoulder and Spike did the same

"So we making two lunches, or one big one?" Trixie thought for a moment

"let's make two, Not in the mood to fuse" Spike nodded

"Sweet" Spike said "I'm gonna eat so many gems, it's gonna...ow!" He complained when Trixie smacked him over the head,

"No Gems, you need to eat healthily," she said

"What? Gems are healthy!" He defended, Trixie simply produced, and then proceeded to smack him in the face with, a letter,

"That's not what Ember told me"

"Ah darn," He said with a snap "I was hoping nopony would ever think to ask her"

"I didn't, but this was sent through you fire breath a few days ago during your nap, she wanted to know why you were so fat."

"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!" Trixie poked him

"No that's fat" She laughed as the two continued to bicker back and forth until they got to the castle, A quick check informed them that both Starlight and Twilight were at the very least not on the first floor, and a quick shout from Spike informed that they couldn't hear them if they where home.

"Alright, so what's on the menu?" Spike said as the duo looked through the cabinets, it didn't take long for the duo to find what to make.

"Mini Microwave Pizza bites," They cheered as Spike pulled the bag out of the freezer and showed it to Trixie, the two very quickly grabbed a plate and overloaded it with their food, disregarding the instructions as they did so. Trixie shoved it into the Microwave and pressed the 2 button. The two sat back and watched as the Microwave began heating their food.

"Maybe we should travel?" Spike sujested, to the visible shock of Trixie "Ponyville's kind of becoming a dry market,"

"Wrong," Trixie shot back with such gusto Spike phisicly pulled away from her for a second "No market is dry, not so long as at least a few ponies show up, we just need to expand out repatwar...we do use that hoop a lot,"

"Free waffles?" Spike suguested.

"No, free food does draw a crowed, but they're typicaly to focused on enjoying their meal and tend to undertip when food is provided,"

"Maybe we should hand out popcorn or something?" Spike pondered before a sparkle shone in his eye "Or maybe we should sell popcorn!"

"I tried that once," Trixie muttered "It wasn't lucrative enough to make up for the matanence and restocking fees,"

"Have no fear, this well conected Dragon is here to abuse what tiny amount of power he has," Spike cheered proudly as the microwave beeped "Pinkie owes me a few solids, the Sugar Cube Corner ovens burt out once and I was used as a living furnace for like a week to keep the place running until the new oven came in, Popcorn machine and kernals won't even cover half of the favor owed,"

Before Trixie could respond to the idea she let out an irritated mumble as she notced some of the Pizza poppers where half cooked and others where frozen. "You know what Spike, I'm suddenly in the mood, lets fuse and just make these suckered eddible I'm not waiting ten minutes for half frozen and half burnt food,"

Spike required no persuasion of anykind and snaped the earning onto his ear as Trixie set the place back in the Microwave and snapped her on. The Two where pulled into each other and Trixike looked at the problem with fresh eyes.

"A simple problem," She cheered "Trixike shall simply improve the microwave, her flames are to might to roast food upon after all, but her magic is leagus above almost all, save maybe Discord," Trixike charged her horn and shot a magic blast at the Microwave. As she did so however aspects of both Spike and Trixie's brains intruded in her spell to make it better. The Trixie side of her brain just being hungry, while the Spike side let through a memory of a comic book about a evil Robot monster made out of a misfired spell at a microwave.

WIth her split brain distracted for half a second while weilding ulitmate power Trixike proceded to let all three ideas come forth from her spell. "Oh Crap," Trixike noted as the Microwave proceded to explode in her face and sent her into the kitchen cabnets. Trixike was firmly implanted into the crysal wall, scraps of wood and the tainted remainds of caned goods littered the floor as a large figure pulled itself out of the small crater that was now in the kitchen floor.

Completly unharmed Trixike was chilling in her snug wall hole and watched with crossed arms as a metalic monster pulled it self up to it's full hight, being about 4 foot in height and six in length it was simply a Microwwave with long spindly legs, it no longer had a door and button but had multile square button shaped eyes and it opened it's maw and proceded to vomit out more Pizza pockets than it had original been filled with.

Trixike pulled herself out of the wall and picked them up, and after taste testing a few dedused a tragic fact.

"They're all frozen at the center," She sobbed out "Truly I am a failure at creation," As Trixike took the L and at the undercooked Pizza popers dejectely she fialed to notice her little monster skitter towards a chair until she hear the sound of it devoring it and watched with intrest as it proceded to vomit out more Pizza poppers, she hoped they might be an improvment but upon picking one up found it was filled with splinters and they poked into her hands.

"A True failure," She sighed, she turned to her monster with the intent of destorying it, and found it was long gone, the sound of shattering glass and it's direction informed her it had just found it's way to the outside world. "Ponyville is definetly gonna become a dry market if I let that thing run lose," Trixike realized as she runed to the kitchen door, only to be meet with the unfortinate tragety of Starlight opening the door. The Two stared at one another for a few moments and Starlgiht slowly turned to the comepely and utter destrouction that had once been a kitchen and looked back at Trixike only to see the fusion shrink to her tiniest size yet, mathcing her monster in size at four feet she followed it's example and bailed out the broken window.

"You idiots get back here and explain youself," Starlight called out.

"Can't hear you my evil Microwave Monster is on the loose," Trixike called back as she used the fact that shrinking didn't change her strenght to run at high speeds, following the ripped up bits of lawn to her monster, said monster was already making itself known as a problem as it ate it's way through the Ponyville market place, eatting random bits of produce and parts of the stand and pucking up poorly prepared Pizza popers. "Oh tartarous no," Trixike skid to a stop and turned tail from the problem she had creatred "I am no where near liked enough to get away with not having to pay for all that," Trixike chose instead to bail and rushed to Trixie's cart, already halway through how her opening act in Applelossa would go when she was caught in a bubble. Trixike was running at such speed that as soon as she struck the bubble her breath was stoeln from her and she poped out of existence, leaving an exausted Spike and Trixie in her wake.

"We're dead," Spike noted as he spotted Pinkie Pie and Rainbow detain the Microwave monster with ease, "No way I'm getting that favor now,"

Trixie pulled herself up to a sitting position and looked up at Starlight, who was just frowning at the duo.

"We can explain," Trixie swore to her.