Strange friendships : Lost Psychronomancer

by Loyalist alpha legion

Rating: teen
Tags: Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Other, Adventure, Crossover, Twilight Sparkle, Violence, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Alternate Universe, Warhammer
Length: 3500

A necron in equestria... Necrons are a not very nice and have very powerfull powers. Should expect violence, a lot of alternate universe and friendship ( well it’s mlp ). Follow the adventures of the necron as he tries to adapt to the mlp universe.

A necron wakes up in a forest with no Idea who he is. He is in a land called « equestria ».
He Can control time and Space. He is also in possession of a « box » that can change him into a destroyer.
Generally necrons are always eager to kill. But this one is different. He will also discover who he really is and why he is here. I habe no idea whar to say next (without spoilling the whole plot anyway ).

He must make a choice.

Will he destroy everything?
Can equestria survive ??!

Or will he use his powers for good ???

Ps: for those who doesn’t know what a « psychronomancer » is, It’s a necron cryptek ( necron with cool magic powers ) who is specialised in the mastery over life, time, space and soul .

To learn more about necrons : https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Necrons

Have fun !!!!!!:pinkiehappy:

Published 2020-11-20 21:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2020-12-05 07:31:22 UTC

Error malfunction

His vision cleared. He seamed to be in a clearing. He slowly got up. He watched as his metallic hands and legs hosted him back on his feet.

"Where am I?" He asked himself. "Who am I?"

He spotted his staff on the ground (he guessed it was his staff anyway). He picked it up. He then looked around him. He saw biological constructs known as "trees" all around the small circle of grass he was peeking from. He turned around and saw a strange box on the ground. There was a small inscription on it : " skorpehk destroyer ".

"Huh, " he thought. "What is that ".

He touched the box and his metallic hand pushed the activation symbol. Suddenly, the box illuminated the necron's face as he was curiously examining the device.

"Woah" he cried, stunned by the light.

When , in 0,34 seconds, his eyes adjusted , he noticed the box was smaller and now the inscription said " Psychronomancer ".

He tried to reach and grab him when he noticed he had now four arms.

"What is happening by the name of the silent king !!?" He yelped "wait. Who is that??" He asked himself after thinking about his previous statement.

He used one of his arms when he noticed the blades attached on two of his arms. He somehow remembered the name. Gauss Reaper blades. He reached with his normal hand and took the box by it's handle. He started walking when he remarked he had three "legs" that looked more like spider legs than his usual necron legs.

He stalked into the forest, pondering whether or not he was a "necron".

"Well, I am surely not on a tomb world."

For the tenth time in a minute, he wondered where that came from.

His audio receptors caught a sound behind him. His temperature sensor also indicated something behind him. He sprung around to face the intruder when he saw.......... A wooden animal?
The logical part of him desperatly searched for an answer when the warrior part was ready to strike. The timber-thing lunged at him and he deflected him with a blow from his hand-blade, wich cut the animal in half. He then placed one of his sharp legs in the animal’s head and impaled it, realiving the thing from its suffering.

He remembered something. A word. His name. He was "sark'dan ".

He was busy trying to remember more when other weird timber-things attacked him. With one blow of his vengeful blades he destroyed all the three attackers, unhappy to be interrupted during his meditation.

"This place sucks." He remarked. "Let's move!".

He ran at full speed, crushing trees and stamping large footprints in the ground as he bolted forward. He ran too fast for the remaining timber-things to pursue him and he soon arrived at the border of the forest. He stopped as his scanners showed :small settlement ahead. he dropped the case he had been carrying and slammed his hand over the activation symbol. He happily puts the now large box in his backpack and started trekking in direction of the village.

Small animals watched in terror as he entered the village. He was searching for a place to rest when he got the idea to go into stasis until some necron could find him. His gamma scanners indicated him that a large cave under the village could suit him well.

He teleported into the cave and slowly sank in a deep slumber.

200 years later

"Bip" "bip".

"Error malfunction.!"

Sark'dan suddenly awoke, and was confused. Why weren't there other "necrons"?

"Error stasis form was compromised"

He ran quick diagnostics through his body. He then thought about whether to wake up or continue sleeping.

He tried to teleport to the surface. Nothing happened.

"Gauss converter has only enough energy to sustain you." Barked the speakers. "Teleporting would be fatal."

"Well, looks like I will have to dig my way out.＂

twilight's point of view.

Twilight was reading a book about lost civilisation when she heard screeching.

"Is someone digging ??"she thought. "Is there a diamond dog invasion??"

The skraching got louder, and she barely got the time to leap out of the way as a metal hoof broke the wooden floor and the rest of the body came in view.
The thing was entirely made in metal. Green eyes stared at her and her house. He was carrying a staff that gload with power. Twilight could sense the magic in him.

He had more power than Celestia and Luna combined!!! Maybe even more than Discord!!!!

The scientist in her tried despertly to find out how such a being could exist.

"Um...."she whispered "who are you??"

"I am sark'dan the psychronomancer. " his metalic voice answered.

"What are you doing here ??" Twilight asked, curious to know more about the being in her house

"Twilight!!!"cried another voice. "Get away from that freak!!!"

"Rainbow dash, it’s not what you think it is!! He is NOT attacking me !!" She cried

To late. Rainbow dash charged the necron. He and rainbow dash disappeared in an eye-blink, leaving a very confused twilight behind.

sark'dan´s point of view.

I was 9.52 seconds before the attack when i opened a rift in the time continuum and I yanked her in before I lept in myself

Whe exited the immaterial plane at the same place, two days ago.

The loud one attacked me. Again. This time he phased out behind her and caught her by the tail.

"Lemego!!" She screamed."

"Next time try not attacking everyone on site." I remarked.

"But you looked threatening??!!" She yelled, unsure.

"Does it look like an excuse ???" I asked.

"........"

"Good. We will now return to the place where we were." I ordered.

Rainbow dash was about to go outside when I grabbed her and jumped into a portal I opened.

"Hey, why did you do that ??" She asked, offended.

"You were two days in the past. I couldn't let you fuck up" he started. "The whole time continuum." He finished with twilight.

Suddenly six guards entered the place. Having spotted me they said :

" You are arrested for... Um...... Breaking in other people's property !!!"

Author's Note

Sark'dan is a Psychronomancer : he can control psychic energy and time with other things a cryptek can do.

Parallel universe paradox. Part 1

Sark’dan chuckled as he heard the small aliens talk, trying to intimidate him. They should have known better. Never challenge something you can not take, and this was a necron. The worst thing you could find. Yet these small beings challenged him.

« Arrogant fools !! » He laughed. « I will make you regret that decision forever. !!! »

He activated the small box and next he was a skorphek destroyer. He charged the guards, who were too surprised to do anything, and he swung his blade at the terrified ponies. At the last minute, he phased out. He then reappeared in another room of the castle.

« Why did I spare them ?? » He thought. « They are all lesser beings after all. »

He waltzed out of the room, tearing the wall in the process. He started walking over the small alleyways, carelessly crushing whatever furniture was in his way. He then made his way out in the open. He saw small aliens similar to those before. They watched in awe as he stepped down into the street. Some screamed in terror about a monster coming out of a certain twillight’s castle.

Sark’dan made his way to a field where some trees were planted and large red fruits hang on top of the tree. He walked slowly past a house. He walked slowly towards the forest. He had no idea where to go ... He opened a portal. Destination : two days later.

Sark’dan exited the portal. He made his way back in town. Suddenly, six small aliens arrived.

« Look. It’s that freak discord again!! » Said the blue one.

« I have no idea what you are t—- » he started

A beam of rainbow energy shot at him as the alien’s eyes glowed with power. He simply absorbed the energy, assimilating it as his own.

Soon, all six dropped from exhaustion. He walked towards them and he started talking.

* alternate universe twillight’s point of view *

My friends and I were looking for where discord could be when we saw that weird walking piece of metal, and we assumed it was a trick of Discord. We then proceeded to use the elements of harmony on him. At first, it seemed to work but then something drained us of our magic. I fell from exhaustion when I felt something pulling me into the air. I was face to face with a metal skeleton who looked at me with soulless eyes.

"You were too overconfident, young one." he started. " Maybe you could help me in a way......"

I felt psychic chains around me as I was forced to follow him.........

Hopefully somepony would arrive and help me. I tried to cast a spell but something constantly stopped me to do anything.

As if my prayers were answered I saw celestia coming in view.

* sark'dan's point of view.*

I saw a white alien walk towards me. It was sligtly larger then the others and had a rainbow mane and a rainbow tail. It looked angry but I didn’t care.

"You are to late discord, " it started. " I will definitively turn you into stone !!!!! ".

She didn’t look nice, so I simply flung a portal at where she was. She then entered the hell-hole known as « Catachan » and where she would most certainly find the infamous « toxic fart toad ».

I chuckled at all the possibilities when a full army appeared at the edge of my scanner zone.

« Hohoho »I laughed. « Let’s have fun!!!! »

I left the little captive near my back as I sprinted towards the army who started shooting small wood things at me. I fired a psychic blast to the left, melting some ponies and reducing the rest to ash.
I charged them and used my gauss reaper blades to cut through the ponies in front of me while my legs simultaneously impaled those still alive.I cut through their Armor as it was butter and I mercilessly slaughtered their soldiers.
My gauss heavy guns disintegrated the ponies and caused havoc in their ranks. Soon I spotted a white one with purple armor that was yelling orders and I assumed it was the leader. I charged in his direction, leaving nothing but death and destruction in my path.

*alternate universe shining armor’s point of view *

I was busy organizing my troops to attack discord when something sprinted in our direction. Some metal behemoth was charging them and the arrows seemed to do nothing. However, I was confident about my soon-to-be victory as there were five hundred ponies and one attacker.

He underestimated it.

I was stunned when I learned it was cutting its way through their rank and was killing all our guardsponies. I yelled for them to regroup but it was already in front of me. It was enormous. Three metal legs, two large green blades, a hand gripped over a staff and a hand magically holding.... Twily?

That monster had kidnapped his sister!! He would teach him a good lesson.

I was about to fire a magical blast that would annihilate him when I felt the ground changing and moving under me.
I fell into a sort of portal into another place.

« I hope you enjoy krieg !!! » Was the last thing I heard.

*Meanwhile in catachan.*

Celestia exited the portal, dazed but fine. She slowly walked in the dense vegetation when she saw..... A toad??? Not just any toad, it was the cutest she ever saw! She booped it's nose. Nothing happened. Then it farted, choking her to death.

*Meanwhile in krieg.*

Shining Armor woke up inside a city ruin. He tried to get up. He started walking, admiring the once proud city. It was about seven Times the size of manhetan. He saw bipedal beings with box weapons getting near him. He charged his Horn for an attack but a dozen masked dudes lasered him to death.

Author's Note

New update.

I added the commedy tag, and The catachan toad is a ref from tts device (parody)

Alternate universe part 2

« This place is no fun.... » sark’dan commented.
He oppened a portal back to the normal universe (the one he was from anyway ) he walked into the portal, teleporting back to find out......
Something was wrong. The once proud land of equestria was now a scorched desert, barren of all life. A few lone animals wondered accross the wasteland and some ill plants were scattered in the dunes.

« Huh. Looks like someone fucked it all up. » he remarked

« No shit !!! » replied another part of his brain.

« Well let’s see what caused this mess. » he stated.

He mentally stretched out, his soul reaching out like unnatural tendrils.

« My soul is the root of existance . » he incantated.

« My mind can see it all » he chanted.

His body glowed a bright blue, sending arcane energies towards the multiverse. He caught glimpses of different presents, future possibilities and forgotten pasts. He leened in the past of his present multiverse and started glimpsing on the past.

He saw two races coexisting peacfully.

He saw two sisters enslaving the "humans" when they were weak

He saw a spaceship, battling the fowl warpspawn.

He witnessed as it sended troops down to the planet. Hundreds of green armored « hoo-mans » overwhelmed the simple defenses of the native races.

He saw the planet burn within the flames of war.

He saw the purge of millions of inhabitants.

He also saw a New threat.

Warriors of plague, sending Nurgle's gifts to the inhabitants.

He saw an alliance.

Ponies and humans fighting together.

He saw the combined army of the two, pushing the tide out of the planet.

He saw the human's anger when they discovered their brothers were slaves at the hands of " XENO SCUMS"

He saw the humans bomb the planet, leeving it to burn in the flames of death and radiation.

He saw the surviving ponies strugle for survival.

He saw the death of a billion souls.

Sark'dan was a necrons, supposed to have emotions, yet he felt hate, anger, and sadness.

He hated the ponies for enslaving their allies.

He was sorry for them: nobody deserves to ne bombed into Oblivion.

He was angry at the humans for exterminating their foe.

He oppened a portal, determined to talk some scence into "Celestia" and "Luna", to stop them from enslaving the humans, saving them of their own cruelty.

Sark'dan navigated through Time, looking for an Ally. He knew he had to find a human that could help him with this issue. He was looking for someone reasnable and not too trigger happy.

He spotted the perfect human.

Somewhere in ponyville, circa 42M189

Clad in tartaros Armor, Cassius and his squad were cutting down the remains of the xeno's army. They had executed the Human "slaves" that haven't been freed yet in answer of their brutal murder of their leeders. The reamaning purple "Alicorn" was preeching for the "vile" and "unfit" Humans to surrender and give our technology to them. She regreted that decision as the chapter master and some of the honor guard had captured her and she was "interogated" by the librarian.

He and his brothers advanced into the burning town of "ponyville", facing little to no resistance as they burned the remaining "Royal guard", their armor doing nothing to stop the promethium flames from devouaring their bodies.

A white "Unicorn" approches their merry band, a look of disgust on "her" face.

"You human bruts will stop now!!!!! " She yeled "You should return to tour place you s---"

She was interupted by an Iron hand arround her neck.

With no effort he crushed her neck and he dumped her lifless body into the fire beside him.

He was advancing towards the "town hall" when he felt him being dragged backwards.

His vision grew darker until he felt something strange : peace.

"Blugh" Cassius said."cough"

Cassius's vision started to clear. He saw rocks. He saw a mettal face stars at him.

"Aghhhh" he cried." Necrons!!!"

Sark'dan looked perplexed by his reaction.

"Um,"the necrons started, forcing a smille "hello???"

Cassius stared at the Necrons, jaw dropped at his "hello"

The cryptek cocked his head left, waiting for an answer.

"Hello, I Guess......."

Sark'dan thought :

"This IS going to be a long day........"

Dance of the cryptek

‘’So.......’’ sark’dan started. ‘’ you are telling me that necrons are defined to destroy all living creatures???

‘’Yep’’ Cassius answered

‘’And you also told me that I am basically an overpowered time travelling killing machine? .’’ Sark’dan rethoricly asked.

‘’ re-Yep’’ the terminator answered.’’ And you want me to follow you in the past « for both our interests » and go talk to some sense into two dictatorial bullshit Xeno Scum?’’

‘’ You can formulate it that way......’’ Sark’dan remarked.

‘’ Come on!!!! ‘’ Cassius complained ‘’ why can’t we just PURGE THEM IN FLAME ???

‘’ You can kill them only if the negotiations fail ‘’ Sark’dan ordered him

‘’ Necron mutherfucker’’ Cassius muttered ‘’ Hey what are we waiting for ??? For the Inquisition to Extarminatus ???’’

‘’ I do not know of this « inquisition » you speak about, but they don’t sound very nice.....’’ He stated

‘’ that’s one way to paraphrase yes.’’ He snapped.

Sark’dan oppened a portal and Cassius and him entered the era known as ‘’ The treacherous centuries’’. As they navigated through the Immaterium, Cassius happily remarked that there were no deamons or such to be found.

Circa M41 078

Celestia and Luna were sitting in a throne room, planning for the annexation of the human territories.They will take advantage of their sudden weakness and political crisis. Their army were small, mainly what they call ‘’Paladins’’ and light cavalry.

Soon, Ponykind will take it’s rightful place as rulers of equestria.

Princess Celestia’s thoughts were interrupted as a guard came running and told her unbelievable news : A golem and a green armored human wanted an audience.

‘’ Refuse their request.’’ Celestia told the pegasus. ‘’ I do not bow before filfy humans.’’

Near the gate of the palace, Sark’dan and the veteran space marine were patiently waiting for an answer. They were talking about who should say what and when. Ironicly, the same pegasus guard interrupted them and told them that their request was refused.

A green armored giant smashed through the wall, surprising the guards who fired their crossbows, only to find out that they bounced of his armor and Cassius stomped further into the building. Soon, ponies tried to abduct him with lassos
And tried to pin him down, only to be dragged about in the palace.

The tartaros terminator payed no attention to these pity full idiots who tried to slow down a space marine. He crashed into another wall, shaking of the ponies who were still trying to pin him down.

He dashed through a 50 guardponies mob, yelling ‘’ Strike ‘’ as he continued forwards. He fired his gauntlet-linked heavy bolter, providing him cover as he walked forward, creating another blood bath.

He soon stoped firing, and looked at the pathetic 100 xeno army that charged him. He simply fired hull mounted flak missiles who shattered the now very surprised idiots. He stomped his way past all the gore and bodies and reached the throne room.

Sark’dan was taking care of the elite guards one by one. He threw the captain into a Klingon raider in another dimension and threw at random the remaining guards. One into « New york », one into a « mass relay ». He saw the terrified looks on the fleeing ponies and decided it was enough.

He turned his gaze to the two sisters and said ‘’Good. Now your warning is here.’’

‘’ Thou shall bow before us, for w——‘’ Luna was interrupted as a green suit of armor crashed into the doors, destroying the magnific decoration as a result.

His deep metalic voice could be herd 500 meters from the palace.

‘’

YOU WILL NOT ENSLAVE THE HUMANS OF THIS PLANET, OR YOU WILL BE PURGED VILE XENO. I HAVE NO FEAR, FOR I AM TERROR INCARNETE.

’’

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