Sensuous Emesis

The day of Copromania, later that night...

If somepony had told the warehouse owner what had taken place at his facility, he would have laughed them out the door. With no small amount of work and some help from a septic drainer, the AMM crew had made sure to leave zero evidence from their shoot. To their good fortune, the warehouse was furnished with a complete working shower, letting them wash all the evidence that covered them down the drain. When all was said and done, nopony outside the building would be any the wiser to what took place inside.

Peach had been the last one to scrub down, insisting that the others go first. She had been hell-bent to get all she could out of the massive pool of her friends excrements. Only when Vantage Point and Hotshoe hounded her to get her flank out so that they could start draining and breaking down the fixture, did she begrudgingly make her way to the shower, leaving a reeking trail of grubby hoofprints behind her.

Using her magic to towel herself off, Peach walked back to the table still set up in the corner of the warehouse. She looked at all of the marvelous potions that she and the other girls got to enjoy with a bit of disappointment. One row of the elixirs had gone completely untouched. She picked up one of the bottles that read 'Spewer'.

"Not a single one of them went for this one. Mare, what a bummer..."

Really, it had hardly put a damper on her mood. The photoshoot went spectacularly. But she couldn't help but wonder how much more amazing it could have been, and if she would even get another chance to use them, given how powerful they were.

"Hey Peach!"

"Eeek!" the unicorn shouted, nearly dropping the bottle. Her hooves shuffled about, scrambling to catch it, before remembering the horn jutting out of her head and snatching it up in her magic field. She whipped around to see Porcelain Wave smiling sweetly at her.

"Hah...crap! The fucking? Damn it, Porcey! Why does everypony have to sneak up on me?"

"Geeze...sorry. Didn't mean to scare you." Porcelain said. "You looked kinda bummed out is all. Are you mad about the shoot or something?"

Peach's sighed. "No, nothing like that. I um, didn't mean to snap at you."

Porcelain's smile returned. "No biggie. So, what's up? After all that I'd think you'd be like, over the moon or something."

Peach chuckled. "I am. That was definitely the most fun I've ever had. Just feeling like it could've been even more fun if one of you girls had downed one of these." she said, jiggling the bottle.

Porcelain read the label. "Spewer? Wasn't that like, what Eerie was doing?" she asked.

Peach snorted. "I mean, you're not wrong. She was, that's for sure. This one in particular though, sends everything back up instead." she said, waggling her eyebrows. The pegasus tilted her head confused, getting another sigh out of Peach. "It makes you barf, featherbrain."

"Ohhh...Oh!" Porcelain's voice rose with realization. "Oh mare, like, that would have been awesome! Can I try one?" she asked eagerly, tail wagging excitedly.

"Now?" Peach asked, baffled. "You’re not worn out after all that?"

"I mean, yeah, I guess? Maybe a little. I still wanna try one!" the blue mare begged."

Peach thought about it for a moment, then noticed Porcelain's saddlebags, giving her an idea.

"How about I just give them to you? I'd hate to see 'em go to waste. I'll even give you the rest of the double-E. Make it a little more fun. Just, you know, don't go crazy with it."

Porcelain cantered in place, giggling. "Aw, you're the best, Peach! I promise I'll be like, super careful!" She reared up and hugged the unicorn, giving her a peck on the cheek. Peach hugged her back, catching the mares scent in her nostrils. Beneath all the scented soap, she could still smell the remnants of filth she was covered in earlier.

"Hey, It's no big deal. If you end up liking it like I know you will, I can always get Lilac to make us some more." Peach mentioned.

Porcelain let go and turned to give Peach access to her saddlebags. One by one Peach filled them with all of the leftover potions, as well as what was left of the Excremental Ecstasy vial.

"All set, Porcey. Try not to have too much fun without me!" Peach chirped.

"Heheh, thanks again, Peachy."

Peach looked across the warehouse at the open bay door. It was dark out and the streetlights were all lit up. "Say, Porcelain. You're not flying all the way back home by yourself, are you? It's pretty late."

Porcelain shook her head. "Nah, I actually am pretty tired after all that. I'm just gonna catch a carriage."

"Still," Peach continued. "Pallid and Hotshoe are leaving with Eerie. Zak and Zel are crashing at my place. I'd just feel better if you had somepony to make sure you get home safe." She looked all around her until she spotted Vantage Point coming from the direction of the shower, towel draped around his neck. "Hey, Vantage! Could you come here for a sec?" The earth pony's ears twitched hearing his name, and made his way over to the two mares.

"Hey, Peach. Everything alright?"

"Mostly." Peach said. "Except that this hottie pegasus here has nopony to take her home! You think a gentlecolt like yourself could fix that?" Peach pulled Porcelain close, batting her eyes.

Vantage looked at the ever chipper pegasus.

"Forget your address again, Porcey?" Vantage asked. Both mares smiles dropped.

"What? No, you idiot! How in Equestria would she–"

"That was like, one time, dude!" Porcelain said defensively as a blush tinted her face.

"Three by my count, but close." Vantage corrected.

Peach stared at the pegasus in disbelief.

Oh, Porcelain. Thank Celestia you're cute...

"Whatever!" Peach said with frustration. "It's late and I'd feel a lot better if she had somepony help get her home. You're not gonna let a pretty lil' thing like her leave by herself, are you?"

"Heh, no, I'm not. Just giving her a hard time." Vantage chuckled as he gave Porcelain a gentle nudge with his snout. She tried her best to hold a pout, but she couldn't stop herself from smiling again. Even when he was picking on her, she couldn't help being in a good mood around him.

Peach sighed. "Good, and thanks, Vantage."

As Porcelain and Vantage double checked their bags, Zakura and Zellie appeared.

"Ah-ha! There are my two favorite zebras!" Peach exclaimed. "You girls about ready to go?"

"All set!" the pair answered in unison.

Peach turned back to Vantage and Porcelain, and pulled them both into one more hug.

"Today was fun, guys. You two be careful, and remember what I said about the potions, Porcey. Me and these two-tone beauties are out."

Porcelain and Vantage returned the hug, and said their farewells. They watched the trio exit through the bay door and set off to Peach's place, but not before they saw Peach telekinetically fondle Zakura's flanks as the two exchanged mischievous glances.

"Peach just can't get enough, can she?" Vantage thought aloud. "You ready to get out of here?"

"Like, can any of us? Lets...hngh. Hang on a sec." Porcelain lifted her leg and let out rather loud fart she hadn't realized she was holding in. "Ahh, that's better. Alright, I'm good!"

"Still working out that potion I guess." Vantage said as he tried to ignore his reawakening member.

"Mmhmmm~." she hummed, wafting her vapors toward him with her wings, just to tease him.

After checking with Hotshoe to make sure he had the key to lock the place up, Vantage and Porcelain finally made their way out onto the city street to hail down the nearest carriage.

The ride home was cozy for the most part. Porcelain was snuggled into Vantage as the carriage set on its route down the main road and toward the suburbs on the outskirt of town. Vantage had been drifting in and out of sleep from the gentle rocking of the passenger seat, the comforting weight of the warm pegasus resting on him, who'd nodded off a while ago.

At around the halfway point to Porcelain's house, one of the wheels hit a decently sized pothole, giving the cabin a strong shake. Vantage had stirred some, but Porcelain had been jostled wide awake from both the impact and the rattling of the glass bottles in her bags. She sat up quickly and opened her bag, checking to see if any of them had broke. Thankfully they were all in tact. She hoofed one out and stared at it, reading and re-reading the label.

Porcelain loved playing around in her own mess, as did all the mares she worked with. But vomit was something very few of them were into. In fact, with the exception of Peach, none of the other ponies seemed to get off on it like she did. Just thinking about what she could do with a brew like Spewer gave her a thrill. She thought hard about whether or not she really wanted to go a second round with another one of these potions. But she was too curious to call it a day without trying at least a little of it.

'Like, maybe just a sip wouldn't hurt?'

"Whatcha got there?" Vantage asked.

*Gasp*

Porcelain jumped in her seat, clutching the bottle to her chest.

"Woah, didn't mean to scare you."

"Nah like, you're good. I guess I kind of zoned out." she said as she laid back down on her side. "Peach let me have these leftover potions, and I wanna try one super bad. Like, tonight bad."

"I mean, I'm down for whatever, but you girls almost overflowed a full sized pool. You think your house can handle that?"

She hadn't thought of that. "Yeah, I mean probably not...but I was thinking, like, maybe just a tiny bit? Like, a swig wouldn't be that bad, ya think?" Porcelain asked.

The stallion stared at her in silence for a moment. Vantage had no idea what those potions were capable of before the shoot that day. But he would be lying to himself if he said he wasn't a little curious.

"What's this one do?" he asked.

Porcelain opened her mouth to answer him, but closed it again, thinking silently. She didn't think very long before she popped the cork and took a swig of the lemony concoction. She snatched up the little vial of double E, uncorked it and gave the rim a quick lick. She sat back and glanced at Vantage with a smug grin.

"You'll see~" she sang, scooching close to him.

"You're crazy, you know that? Good thing we're almost at your place"

Indeed they were. After about a half hour ride, the carriage rolled into a quaint little suburban neighborhood, with Porcelain's home coming up on the right.

'I wonder what a small sip of that stuff is capable of.' Vantage thought.

*Snf snf...Sniiiif...*

"Hah...hah.."

His thoughts were interrupted by Porcelain's loud huffing of the fur on his neck. He looked to see the pegasus, her eyes glazed over with lust, had draped a hindleg over one of his own, grinding herself against him as the carriage started to slow down.

Vantage's mind started racing. As hot as the situation was, he wasn't exactly an exhibitionist, and Porcelain looked about two seconds away from trying to fuck him in front of the driver. He could already feel the flesh between his legs starting to swell, and Porcelain's grinding was getting more forceful.

"Damn it, Porce..." he muttered. When the Carriage came to a halt he awkwardly scooped her up and dragged her out with him. In her writhing, she wriggled out of his grip and climbed on his back, continuing to rub herself off on him.

Vantage reached for his own saddlebags and pulled out a small pouch of bits, hoofing the whole thing over to the cabby, who looked both unamused, and a little envious.

"Uh, don't mind her. She isn't feeling too good. Here, keep the change."

"Whatever you say, pal." said the cabby flatly as he took the bits.

He turned on his hooves and trotted to Porcelain's front door, his ever lengthening stallionhood dangling below him.

"Porcelain, I need your key."

"Mmf...hah..."

'Crap. Damn potions. Damn not having magic.'

Vantage struggled to reach the mare's saddlebag opposite the side filled with bottles. After fishing through a sea of bits and nick knacks, he grazed the surface of something jagged and pulled out the key. He unlocked the door, opened it and walked inside all in one unbalanced motion. Porcelain gave an extra hard thrust and nibbled his ear, causing Vantage to stumble and fall through the door way, sending them both to the floor.

"Ngh!" Vantage grunted. "For fuck sake, Porcelain!" He flipped over as she clambered to straddle him, sandwiching his cock between himself and her pussy. Her folds were hot and slick, the winks of her clit tickling the taut skin.

"H-hah...'kay, w-we're inside. Now I need you to get inside." Porcelain said in a ragged voice. She lifted herself up some, squatting on her hind legs as she angled the swollen member at her entrance. Vantage had the sense to kick the door shut just as Porcelain dropped down and impaled herself on him, making them both gasp.

"Finalllyyy!" the pegasus moaned as she bounced up and down, rocking her ass and hips wildly. Her body was burning up from the effects of the second potion, making her rhythm uneven but passionate. Her back arched and her head leaned back as the intense feeling elevated.

Vantage grabbed Porcelain by the hips and held on tight, trying his damnedest to keep her from flailing out of control. But the lust consumed mare seemed to be using all her might to ride him into the ground. Her soaking pussy had a strangle hold on his cock, overloading his senses every time she slammed down.

As she bounced on top of the tower of hard dick, Porcelain felt her head give a sudden spin, a dizzying sensation coming over her. It felt like her stomach was doing flips and a surging pressure was building in the bottom of her throat. Her body gave a small heave as the effects of the potion took hold. Saliva dripped from her mouth as she lurched forward.

"Hngh...Porcelain?" Vantage grunted.

"Hugh...I–hurk! I think that stuff is....hrk!"

*Hrk...HRRRGGLLHHH*

Porcelain lunged forward, sending the half digested shit she had scarfed down earlier gushing out and hitting Vantage directly in the face. He squeezed his eyes shut right before he was splattered.

The aroma that carried out with Porcelain's stomach contents was on a level that neither Vantage nor herself had quite experienced up until that point. The smell of Pallid's and Eerie's shit twice warmed over in the guts of the pegasus had a stench to it that could have rivaled the sewers of Manehattan. As accustomed as he was to the various smells that these mares could produce, this was one that had Vantage's own stomach doing flips.

"Huh...hah...*gulp*...o-oh fuck...that...that felt...s-so good...hrk." Her face was contorted in a mixed expression of queasiness and bliss.

Vantage wiped the slop off of his eyelids and saw the pegasus straddling him still gagging, slime running down her chin. The sight and smell of this nasty mare on top of him made his dick throb so hard it almost hurt. He tightened his hold on her and starting thrusting up hard and fast.

"Hng...hng...Luna's teats, Porcey, that was hot..." he groaned out as he fucked her.

She howled in pleasure as the stallion beneath her rammed his cock into her. "Oh my goooosh I knooow! Hrlgh!" The Spewer potion was doing exactly what she hoped it would and more. Another loud gurgle ushered out of her throat, followed by another gush of soupy brown liquid. Porcelain's head cocked back as it shot out and sent her barf straight up into the air and splashing back down on her face.

Vantage thought after all the action from earlier that he would have a fair bit of endurance built up. But watching the mare on top of him projectile vomit all over herself was already getting him close. Things sped up when he felt a sudden, hot wetness washing over his crotch. In the midst of loosing control of her stomach, Porcelain had started pissing herself. She was leaking from both ends, and Vantage was at his limit.

"Huff, huff, hngh! cumming!"

With one last pump, he slammed Porcelain down on him, bottoming out and filling her with what seed he had left.

Porcelain went rigid as she felt Vantage pop off inside her, warmth radiating throughout her vaginal walls and setting off her own climax. Her squirt jetted out along with another surge of vomit careening onto Vantage's chest.

With his post-nut clarity setting in, Vantage quickly realized just how badly he and Porcelain were destroying the hallway carpet. The grotesque puddle they were laying in was spreading out rapidly. Porcelain however was too zonked out of her mind with pleasure to think straight.

"Shit. Porcelain, we need to get you to the bathroom." Vantage said hurriedly. She responded with another retch. He wrapped his hooves around her and hoisted her up like before as his softened cock slid out of her. He draped her over his withers, and made a dash to the restroom.

Porcelain hung on to Vantage as he carried her off, her stomach heaving. The walls of the hallway looked like they were spinning, making her teeter from side to side. Her guts compressed again, bringing another wave of sick out of her.

*Hhhrlgh!*

Vantage felt a gooey warmth cover the top of his head and run down the sides of his face as he walked into the bathroom. He closed his eyes as he felt the slimy substance roll down his cheeks. He trotted over to the toilet and sat Porcelain down in front of it, and not a moment too soon. As soon as she hit the floor, she grabbed the sides of the bowl and lurched, sending a chunky, acidic spew into the bowl. The sounds of Porcelain retching and puke splashing bounced off the tiled walls.

The bubbly gargled noise had Vantage hypnotized. He watched Porcelain from behind her as his cock twitched semi-flaccidly between his legs. Every time she hurled, her clit would wink and both of her holes would contract, leaking juices onto the floor.

After several minutes Porcelain had filled the toilet up nearly to the rim. With her remaining strength, she slung herself over the side of the bathtub. The effects of the potion felt like they were dying down, her stomach pushing out much less violent eruptions. But she wanted to get one more orgasm in before it completely wore off.

*Ptooey*..."Hah...Vantage? Hah...k-keep-Hrgh!...keep g-going..." she begged, trying to entice him with her winking holes.

"Porcey, I think my dick is spent." Vantage answered unenthusiastically.

Porcelain could feel one more good yak welling up and she didn't want to waste it.

"Ugh. Then-Urp! Then eat me out or something...Hrk..."

Vantage sighed and got behind her, hooves on her flanks and spreading her ass open.

'This fuckng mare...anypony else would have passed out by now.'

Vantage bent down and stuffed his muzzle into Porcelain's crack. He licked hard and fast, darting back and forth between her asshole and pussy, trying to get her off as fast as he could.

The vigorous lapping put Porcelain back at the height of pleasure as her stomach started pumping up the last remnants of her sick. She shuddered, hacked, and finally hurled up what was left of the magically enhanced contents in her stomach. Her squirt hit Vantage's chin as her pucker clamped around the tip of his tongue. Vantage held still while she rode out what he hoped was the last orgasm she needed.

Porcelain was in a stupor. Her vision was blurry and she struggled to find the wherewithal to speak. It proved to be quite difficult for her, only able to alternate between the occasional expletive and mumbling the words, 'so good'.

Vantage thanked Celestia that Porcelain had reached her limit, and had cum what was left of her brains out. He turned her over and patted her cheeks a few times, trying to get a more coherent response out of her, but it was a futile attempt. The entirety of the day had eventually caught up with her and left her passed out, drenched in all her fluids.

The stallion gave up trying to wake her and sighed in defeat. He sighed again, a little more irritated when he remembered just how much piss, shit, puke and cum was drying into the carpet, with her in no condition to do anything about it.

"This day isn't ever going to end, is it?"

'Celestia's sake. There, finished. I swear, I don't get paid enough to be this mares wrangler.'

The amount of clean-up that Vantage had dealt with that day had completely wiped him out. But after another hour or so of it, he had managed to salvage Porcelain's home. Almost, anyway. He had given up forty five minutes in trying to remove the pony sized stain in her doorway. But knowing her, he thought, she would probably see it as some sort of badge of honor anyway.

The bathtub had been the worst of it. Sure, Porcelain had filled the toilet up, but that was solved with a flush or two. Everything Porcelain had yakked up in the tub however had congealed and grown cold fairly quickly, turning what would have been a simple rinse down the drain into painstakingly scooping out all of the regurgitated shit chunks into a trash bag.

Now he lay on his back, in a nice, clean tub filled with soothing warm water and a conscious Porcelain lying back against him, finally getting to relax after a long day.

"You do realize Arch doesn't pay me to clean your house, right Porcey?" Vantage grumbled to the mare.

"Hehe. Like...guess I should consider myself lucky, huh?" she giggled.

"So did you finally get everything out of your system?"

"I think, yeah. My stomach feels back to normal."

"That's good, but uh, are you satiated?"

"Uhm, yeah? I think so."

...

"Aaaand satiated meeaaans..."

"Are you not horny anymore, Porcelain."

"Oh. Yeah, like, I'm tapped. I'm super sore anyway."

"Thank Celestia. I wasn't sure you were ever gonna stop."

"Like you weren't having fun, heheh."

"You're too much of a good thing. What's your plan for the rest of those potions, anyway? You're gonna get hurt or wind up having your house condemned if you try and use them all by yourself."

She scoffed at the chiding. How many times was she going to have to listen to ponies telling her to be careful like she was still a foal? Between Vantage sounding like a concerned father and Peach being worried about her earlier, it felt less like she was in the company of fuck buddies and more like she was in the presence of overbearing parents.

'Huh...that's actually, like, kinda kinky...in a sorta messed up way...' the pegasus mused.

Vantage did have one good point. What was she going to do with the leftover potions? Given just how strong even a small sip was, she was sure she didn't want to gamble with using a full one alone, or risk trashing her place if things got out of hoof.

There would need to be a good reason to use an entire one again, and not just because she was feeling horny. A special occasion, maybe. With lot's of other ponies.

'Hmm...lot's of ponies...puking and cumming...'

"Nff...all over me..." Porcelain muttered quietly.

Vantage cocked his head. "Hmm?"

She continued to mumble, distracted by her vivid imagination.

"On my face...my ass..."

Porcelain could see it all so clearly in her minds eye. All of her friends surrounding her, one after the other, covering her in their puke. She could almost feel the imaginary chunks splattering on her lips, over every curve of her body. Or even one of the girls heaving right between her spread legs. It was enough to make her–

"PORCELAIN!"

Porcelain flinched, sending water spilling out of the tub.

"Gah! Like, what the hay, Vantage?" she yelled, annoyed. Vantage looked at her with a cautious glare.

"Knock off whatever's going through that cum-brain skull of yours."

"Geeze. Like, you don't have to get all bent outta shape." she pouted.

Then it dawned on her. She knew what to do about all of the extra potions. But she would need some help. Not just with planning, but with a lot...and she meant a lot, of persuasion as well.

"Hey, Vantage? My favorite dude in all of Equestria? I think I know what I want for my birthday next year."