It's been several weeks since the "Calamity in Canterlot", a day where the sun itself stopped in the sky. Canterlot was thrown into a panic, only for Twilight to discover that Celestia had in fact been busy engaging in "alternative exercises" with her own sister. Needless to say, things in Equestria have been weird for Twilight Sparkle lately.

Frustrated with the insanity around her, Twilight withdrawals into herself, causing her friends no end of concern for her well-being.

They decide to try to help her out by finding her a special somepony. Things do not go well.

contains: Some crude humor, sexual references, implied princest, and one perpetually prickly alicorn.

This story is technically a sequel to my previous stories, however, due to the Teen rating here, and the fact it can be enjoyed on its own, I didn't link them. If you're ok with reading a couple mature clopfics, then I highly recommend checking out the rest of the series first to get more backstory.

I hope you enjoy!