ALRIGHT!!!

by I Stand To Be Stealthy

Rating: teen
Tags: Main 6, Profanity, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Death, Other, Princess Luna, Thriller, Drama, Adventure, Violence, Princess Celestia
Length: 7264

"You have been targeted for terrorisation!" -Terroriser

On the 1st of January, 2023 Vanoss has amassed as many of his closest friends, as well as his Delirious's closest friends per his begging and pleading, to play one big Gmod Sandbox session to celebrate their 10th year anniversary as a group. Overall Terroriser, Gorillaphent, Dead Squirrel, Daithi De Nogla, BasicallyIDoWrk, FourZer0Seven, H20Delirious, Moo, I Am Wildcat, Sark, BigJigglyPanda, Cartoonz, SilentDroidd, RacingCatz all participated in the event.

Unbeknownst to the 15 content creators however, all of their gaming computers were synced together in such a way that they accidentally interacted with a military research program to create small portals via an Apple laptop with a 3080 TI bolted onto it, accidentally opening an interdimensional Rift between our world and the world of Equestria, this rift would last for 0.95 milliseconds. Though, that would be all the time it took to thrust the 15 men into a world unfamiliar to their own, and are now unaware of their past lives other than the fact they are friends, but that doesn't mean they're defenseless. Actually, quite the opposite, they'll Dominate.

In the wise words of Nogla, "EVAN WAT THE FOCK IS THAT FOCKIN HOODINI SHIT DOOD."

Published 2020-12-13 08:10:00 UTC
Last updated 2021-01-27 08:04:58 UTC

BananaBus Squad Power Index

Vanoss: After being thrusted into Equestria by the rift, Vanoss was transformed into a Griffin with Brown and Black feathers who's powerful screech could deafen the most powerful opponents; along with his exceptional screech attack he's a very talented hand-to-hand fighter who's ability is comparable to a martial arts master, allowing him to easily defeat the most physically capable opponents with sheer skill and technique. If you thought that was amazing however, than strap in, because he's also equipped with a thick vest that not only protects him against physical hits from the chest and stomach, but also grants him exceptional magical power comparable to the best unicorn wizards when used properly.

Terroriser: After being thrusted into Equestria by the rift, Terroriser was transformed into a cyber-enhanced pony, and not just any pony: but an alicorn. Although Terroriser in his base cyber-enhanced pony form was enough to Princess Cadence and Prince Shining Armor in both sheer power and combat ability, his alicorn magic however is enough to boost above Princess Twilight sparkle; as well as boost his friends to the same level of power as the royal couple when used properly.

Gorrilaphant: Although Gorrilaphant was transformed into a unicorn he wouldn't be totally reliant on his magic for defensive and offensive capability, because he's more than physically capable of holding his own in a fight against multiple well trained ponies, and that's just using his physical strength and not his hand-to-hand combat capability.

Dead Squirrel: Despite the fact that he's a bit smaller than the average earth pony stallion terms of height, Squirrel shouldn't be underestimated in the battle space due to his quick speed, fast reflexes, and quick thinking. This allows him to take on combatants two to three times his size, but if thing's get too sticky, Squirrel can remove a bandana like cloth that raps around his head and covers his left eye. Once the covering is was removed, whoever Squirrel is looking at in that moment would be totally paralyzed via their connection to magic, no matter how big or small the connection they'll be paralysed until Squirrel's line of sight is taken off of them.

Daithi De Nogla: Although he possesses no magical or combat capability, he possesses a big large amount courage, heart, and the will power to continue on despite mounting odds; which can greatly translates into his physical abilities, allowing him to continue to take hits from enemy combatants and forge on, becoming a glowing beacon of hope to his friends and a symbol of fear to his enemies. But that isn't it, because do to Nogla's special connection to Terroriser, he's capable of gaining a significant power boost that propels him into his Green Inferno Form, this form renders most conventional attacks via magic and none magic ineffective, putting him on the same level of sheer power as Starlight Glimmer Princess Luna. This boost however isn't without it's drawbacks however, because do to it's large power output it only lasts around 5 minutes, it also requires a large amount of power to be affective which inadvertently leaves Terroriser physically drained and forcing him to recollect his energy, leaving him open for attack.

BasicallyIDoWrk: Adorning his signature dinosaur hoodie, Basically was transformed into a pegasus upon being thrusted into Equestria; With a pair of strong yet flexible wings, Basically is the closest thing you can get to an F-15 without breaking the sound barrier and having your guts splattered across the countryside. Basically's speed and maneuverability gives him the same areal capability as the Wonderbolts and Shadowbolts. The difference? This areal capability goes hand and hand with his combat ability giving him excellent close-quarters dogfight capability, this allows basically to effectively engage several Bandits at once, this ability can be greatly enhanced by any of the alicorns in the group and not just one like nogla, providing a significant advantage that favors the BananaBus Crew in the battle space.

FourZer0Seven: Adorning his signature White and Black T shirt, FourZer0Seven was transformed into a pegasus with exceptional areal capability like BasicallyIDoWrk in close-quarters dogfights against anything flying. Also like Basically FourZer0Seven is capable of receiving a boost in capability from all alicorns in the group, not just one, that gives him a significant boost in maneuverability and speed that allows him to compete with Rainbows Dash during her Sonic Rainboom.

H20Delirious: After being thrusted into the world of Equestria by the rift, Delirious was transformed into a unicorn, an extremely combat capable unicorn. Delirious by himself is extremely capable in the ways of unicorn magic in the realm of combat, being able to use magic to create physical projectiles out of thin air; strengthen projectiles fired from bows and arrows, crossbows, and slingshots; as well as create projectiles made of solid energy that could burn, shock, cut, or disintegrate depending on the users needs. Of course, what would Delirious be without his signature mask other than a weird party clown, but now the mask serves another, whole new, much more practical function for the scenario the 13 friends find themselves in: force multiplier. Like an areal refueler loitering in friendly controlled airspace outside the battlefield, Delirious's masks gives him such a large power boost that it can only be contributed to Black Magic, pushing him to the point of competing with Starlight Glimmer and Luna.

Moo: Being the second Griffin in the group, Moo possesses limited magic ability due to his magically infused tank top, this magic is relegated to only limited power boosts, less than lethal energy projectiles, shockwaves, and telepathic communications; although Moo's magical ability can be boosted by Vanoss and the alicorns in the group, these boosts can only last minutes. But Moo's combat capabilities don't lie in his magic, no, it lies in his areal combat ability; although Moo's isn't as fast as FourZer0Seven, Basically, or Vanoss he packs the most punch thanks to his maneuverability, razer sharp talons, diamond tipped feathers, and killing screech attack that far outmatches Vanoss's. Despite Vanoss having screech and feather attacks, his aren't as affective as Moo's and aren't used to deliver the killing blow, only stun to make time for Vanoss to deliver the killing blow using other methods, hence forth why he isn't reliant on theme for combat.

I Am Wildcat: Being the second earth pony other than Squirrel, Wildcat isn't blessed with any magical ability and is only with his signature White motorcycle helmet, which has a special ability we'll talk about later, but his overall strength and size is what makes him an exceptional fighter. Thanks to his sheer size and muscle mass, roughly comparable to Big Mac, Wildcat can easily hold his own in a fight against multiple magic capable opponents and still come out on top do to his sheer strength. It should also be noted that his special artifact, his white motorcycle helmet (told you we'd get to it), which has the ability to deflect and weaken magic attacks; however it can be overloaded, and it'll take a while for it to draw more energy to use, which it draws exactly from Wildcat himself.

Sark: Being the third unicorn in the group, it should be assumed that he's well versed in the ways of combat using magic, and you'd be right, but his expertise lies in something different: control and disguise magic. Sark has the ability to take the form of and control any pony that's magical ability, and considering he's capable of going toe to toe with Starlight Glimmer, which should paint a picture of how powerful he is. Of course, Sark can't always rely on his Control magic to win fights so when things got sticky he was more than capable of holding his own in a despite being on a weaker magic level than delirious, but much like everyone in the group he was capable of receiving a power boost from the alicorns in the group.

BigJigglyPanda: Being the second alicorn in the group Jiggly doesn't have any cybernetics enhancements that boost his capability, but he doesn't need them, because he's got another trick up his tuxedos sleeve. Much like Celestia and Luna Jiggly has elemental based magic unique to him, his being lightning; Jiggly is capable of siphoning electricity that builds up within the clouds to boost his ability if needed but he can produce his own using magic like Celestia and Luna, allowing him to use electricity to shock and awe his opponents while they organs are turned into burned meat within milliseconds, crispy. While by himself Jiggly is powerful and well dressed, his tuxedo being made of high quality ass juice, he has the added bonus of having a magically capable artifact that boosts his ability: his panda hat. Jiggly's panda hat can boost him to the point of competing and surpassing the 4 alicorn princesses like Terroriser and his cybernetics. Did I mention his can boost his friends abilities as well?

Cartoonz: Cartoonz is the third alicorn in the group and of course possesses the capabilities to go toe to toe with the four alicorn princesses like Jiggly and Panda, but unlike them he doesn't possess elemental magic of cybernetics. Instead Cartoonz possess the ability to use blood magic, which can be siphoned from himself, enemy combatants, or his friends if the situation becomes dire, and dependent on who the blood is siphoned from Cartoonz can use it to boost his or his friends power, learn new abilities as well as share them, and heal himself or others. But much like everyone else, what would he be without his special ability? Much like Squirrel, Cartoonz has a covering on his left eye that when taken off, can be used to siphon the magic and abilities off opponents; although their abilities will only be used for about a day before the effect wears off.

Droidd: Being the 4th Unicorn in the group Droidd is highly capable in the ways of magical combat like many of his colleagues, however instead of just raw magic power like Starlight Glimmer or Starswirl the Bearded he's uses elemental based magic like BigJigglyPanda, Celestia, and Luna; however instead of controlling the rotation of the Sun or Moon, or love, or lightning itself: Droidd has the ability to control fire. Droidd is capable of igniting conventional weapons like arrows, spears, battle axes, swords, and hammers but if the weapon is exposed to the heat for to long it will degrade in and eventually brake. For unconventional attacks using his magic abilities Droidd is capable of summoning spheres of pure energy that, upon hitting their intended target burst in a splash of heat and molten lava. While Droidd's Energy Spheres are a powerful unconventional weapon, it isn't his most powerful, that honor goes to his "Miniature Sun" attack, which is an attack that requires him to spend good amount of time charging it to be affective; however, once it's used it can devastating effects of the enemy.

RacingCatz: Last but not least is RacingCatz, who is the 4th alicorn in the group and has the capability of using crystal magic, and unlike King Sombra he was capable of using it effectively. RacingCatz is capable of creating crystal walls, spikes, pillers, blades, and even turn ponies themselves into crystals; however, RacingCatz isn't just capable of just creating base crystals with no effects or capabilities, he's capable of creating crystals that are toxic, mess with gravity of totally eradicate it, cause fires, etc. He's basically like King Sombra, only useful.

Chapter I: The Beginning Of A Whole New Recording Session

Time: Friday January 1st, 2023, 7:45

Location: you won't find out, and hopefully never will

BananaBus Crew Perspectives: Vanoss, Terroriser, Gorillaphent, Dead Squirrel, Daithi De Nogla, BasicallyIDoWrk, FourZer0Seven, H20Delirious, Moo, I Am Wildcat, Sark, BigJigglyPanda, Cartoonz, SilentDroidd, RacingCatz

Other Perspectives: the legit CIA and U.S. military

Waking up on his Vanoss themed bed Evan Fong, Better known as "VanossGaming," got up from his Vanoss themed pillow and threw his Vanoss themed blanket off of his body, which adorned Vanoss themed pajamas. Evan than proceeded to sit on the edge of his bed and set his feet, which were wearing a pair of Vanoss themed socks, on the Vanoss themed carpet that laid spread across his room; after stretching a little bit Evan proceeded out of his room and went down the stairs, and as you've might've already guessed the stairs were Vanoss themed as well. But unfortunately he forgot to get his Vanoss themed slippers, so he begrudgingly went back up his Vanoss themed stairs to retrieve the slippers, Evan wouldn't want his expensive Vanoss themed socks to get dirty.

After Evan retrieved his prized slippers, he made his way down the stairs and into the kitchen which wasn't Vanoss themed. However, once he opened the cabinet to grab a cup to make coffee with, he grabbed a BigJigglyPanda themed coffee mug and proceeded to the coffee maker and grabbed some milk from his Vanoss themed fridge and poured it into the mug, after pouring a sufficient amount he put it within the coffee maker. After placing his beloved BigJigglyPanda mug in the coffee maker, Evan than proceeded to grab one of those things that you put into the coffee maker that gives the coffee flavor, I don't fucking know what it's called all I know is that he fucking grabbed it. Evan than proceeded to put the thing I have no idea the name of (and I'm not searching it) in the coffee maker, closed the lid, turned it on and waited.

As Evan waited his phone vibrated, fetching it out of his pocket he checked who it was and found that it was a text message from Brock, otherwise known as "Moo Snuckle."

hey Evan, we're doing that 10th anniversary thing today right?

Yeah, that's today. Nearly forgot, thanks for reminding me. :)

Also Evan, Delirious asks if Squirrel and Gorrilaphant can join as well

Yeah, that's fine.

Oh, another thing, how many people are actually going to be joining us?

About 13 people, including you and me, Nogla, RacingCatz, Brian, Wildcat, Cartoonz, Delirious, FourZer0Seven, Scotty, Marcel, SilentDroidd, and Jiggly, than you add Squirrel and Gorrilaphant you get 15

It seems like it's going to be packed, but the more the merrier. See you later evan

later brock.

As their conversation through text ended, Evan noticed that his coffee finished...I don't know, coffee-ing? Well who gives a fuck, all you need to know is that he grabbed the mug out of the coffee maker and went back up his Vanoss themed stairs, through the hallway straight into his gaming room. Turning on his PC he checked to see who was currently on the discord, and he was hard pressed to find that FourZer0Seven, Wildcat, and Delirious were online talking about something called a...Puncake? Who gives a shit. After seeing multiple of his good friends were online, Evan invited them into a voice call.

"Hey tittyshits-ahhh, AHHHHHHHHH! *CRASH* I'm okay." Said Wildcat as his chair and him fell backwards, causing the rest to laugh. Wildcat would than get up and set his chair in the right position, "Ha-ha, that's right keep laughing you...um...I've got nothing so you win, but don't think I'll be so lenient the next time. I'm like a scorpion, hiss."

"Wildcat I'm pretty sure that scorpions don't hiss. Actually, what sound do they make?" Said Delirious, opening a new tab to see if scorpions made noise, literally peaking his own interest. "Actually yeah...they can hiss, they do it byyyy...rubbing a piece of their body against another like a cricket!"

"That's...that's actually pretty cool." Interjected FourZer0Seven.

"Ay! Everyone shut up, who gives a shit about scorpions! We were just talking about something allot cooler anyw-AHHHHHHH!" *crash* After everyone heard the second crash, the resounding sound of laughter could be heard. "Yeah yeah laugh it up-holy shit! Hahahah, guy's guess what!"

"Haha...what, what? Hahah." Asked Vanoss.

"One of my chair legs broke and sent me falling, hahah, fucking bullshit." Exclaimed Wildcat as he and his friends giggled and laughed like a group of middle schoolers.

"Haha, that fucking sucks! Hahah." Said Delirious through his laughter.

"Yeah it sucks, now I have to get a chair from the kitchen. Wait, I'll be back." Said wildcat as he went out of his room and into the hallway, down the stairs, and into the kitchen to get a temporary replacement for his gaming chair. Needless to say it wasn't easy taking it from the kitchen, up the stairs, into the hallway and into his room.

"Hey everyone how's it goin!?" Said Terroriser as he joined the discord call.

"Shut up Brian I'm trying to take a kitchen chair up my stairs! *bonk* Fuck! *slam* Motherfucker! *crash* bullshit! *slam* This is fucking stupid!"

"That's not what I was expecting to hear when I joined the discord, but alright. Not like I'm surprised either." Said Terroriser in response.

"Fuck you! *crash* FUCK!"

It took Wildcat about 20 or so minutes to get his chair up the stairs and into his room, and by that time he'd missed the arrival of Cartoonz, Nogla, Squirrel, Gorrilaphant, and Droidd.

"In my personal opinion Mr. Terroriser, vanilla is vastly superior to pistachio." Said Gorrilaphant, currently having a conversation with Terroriser about ice cream.

"I'm actually inclined to agree with you since-" Unfortunately Terroriser was interrupted by Wildcat, who finally brought the chair up his spiral staircase. "Alright pussyshits what did I miss?"

"Cartoonz, Nogla, Squirrel, Gorrilaphant, and Droidd joined not to long ago." Answered Vanoss, continuing with "The rest should be getting here soon."

"Oh hi Wildcat." Greeted Nogla.

"Sup Wildcat." Addressed Cartoonz.

"Sup man, great to see you." Welcomed Gorrilaphant.

"Kon'nichiwa tomodachi." Said Squirrel, receiving the remark "fucking weeb" from Terroriser.

"Oh hey Wildcat." Greeted Droidd.

"Oh hey everyone, how are you all doing?" Replied Wildcat, now with more than half of the group in the voice call.

Area 51

8:18

"Director Jeremy the 3080 TI is nearly ready, we got same day shipping so it should be here within the hour. We've also got the apple laptop already, we've prepared it for experimenting." Said a junior researcher, informing the director of the impending experiment that is soon to take place, and change the course of history.

"God I love same day shipping." Said the director under his breath.

"What sir?" Asked the junior researcher, thinking she heard something.

"N-nothing, nothing nothing at all."

Not long after several men in black suits walked into the room, it was obvious they were CIA since...well, they showed their badges.

"Director Jeremy, Dr. Crastell. It's nice to see you two again." Said Special Agent Cantaron, a high ranking CIA operative sent to monitor and oversee the project.

"Special Agent Cantaron, it's always a pleasure." Greeted Director Jeremy, getting up from his desk to shake Agent Cantaron and his men's hands.

After shaking the directors hands, Cantaron asked Jeremy about the project and it's progress, Jeremy than asked him and everyone else in the room to walk with him. He would than lead him and the rest of the group to the testing chamber, or at least the part that allowed them to see into it.

"As you can see Mr. Cantaron, the device is nearly complete; however, there's still one missing variable-"

"The 3080 TI." Said Special Agent Cantaron, finishing Jeremy's sentence as he placed his hands on the bullet proof glass separating him and the testing chamber.

"Yes, it'll be arriving within the hour, because we've gotten Amazon same day shipping."

"God I love same day shipping." Commented Cantaron, receiving a "I know right? That's what I said" from Director Jeremy.

"But sir, you didn't say-" Exclaimed the junior researcher before being told to "shut up" by everyone in the room.

Discord Voice Call

9:59

"What do you mean!? My beard isn't creepy!" Screamed Cartoonz at Wildcat.

"What do you mean what do I mean!? If I saw a guy with the same mustache as you I'd think you're a pedo!" Screamed Wildcat.

"Wildcat you don't have room to talk, your beard is unofficially named the 'taint tickler.'" Commented Terroriser.

"What do you mean!" Retorted Wildcat.

"You have a pedo-stache!" Retorted back Terroriser.

These two would continue this for a while, so much so that Vanoss would open an entirely new voice call for them to continue their little arguments, it would take them 5 minutes to notice and complain...loudly.

"So are you shit stains gonna shut up!?" Yelled BasicallyIDoWrk.

"Ugh, fine I'll shut up." Begrudgingly agreed wildcat.

"And you Brian?"

"Fine fine, fine as long as it gets you off my back." Agreed Terroriser begrudgingly.

"Alrighty than, let's talk about my ball hairs!" Said Delirious, the faint sound of a zipper being unzipped heard in the background.

"Oh c'mon Delirious, really?" Screamed Sark.

"My balls are really important to me, man." Retorted Delirious.

Area 51

10:31

"Director! The 3080 TI is here!" Said one of the Area 51 guards.

"Where is the 3080 TI currently?" Asked the Director.

"The gate guards are currently securing the 3080 TI."

Somewhere at the Area 51 entrance gate

"Sign here, here, aaannnd here." Said the Amazon Delivery boy, holding a clipboard to the gate guard as he signed.

"Alrighty then, is that all I have to sign?" Asked the gate guard.

"Ummm, let me check...aaannd no. You're good, have a nice day."

"You to bud." Responded the Gate guard, giving the box to another guard who would bring it to the scientists for testing.

Back at Area 51

10:51

"Sir, we've acquired the 3080 TI! The Apple Laptop is also ready for testing, we're ready to start the experiment!" Screamed a junior researcher in excitement.

"Very well, let's change the course of history!" Screamed Director Jeremy, his excitement dwarfing that of the Junior Researcher's.

"OHHHHH YYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!" Screamed CIA special agent Cantaron as he fell out of a closet.

"Agent Cantaron, why are you in my closet!" Screamed Director Jeremy.

"You should know Jeremy, I'm always watching."

Discord Voice Call

10:54

"Alrighty than you fried-pickle-fucks, who's ready to do random shit in Gmo-AHHHHHHH NOT AGAIN NOOOO AHHHHH!!!" *crash* Screamed Wildcat as he shifted position on his kitchen chair, sending him to the floor for what seemed to be the 45th time today.

"That one sounded like it hurt, Wildcat. This seems like it's been happening more frequently, is there something wrong? Something bothering you?" Exclaimed Delirious as he hunched over.

"The fuck? No Delirious, my chair broke so I replaced it with one I got from my kitchen, I'm just getting used to sitting on it." Responded Wildcat, arms crossed smugly.

"Oh no, I believe you, if it were not for the fact you're suffering from a serious case of "Fallingofachairides'-AHHHH!" Screamed Delirious as he jumped up from his seat, getting caught on something causing him to fall too. "See, now you've infected me with it! It's contagious! Everyone run!"

"Delirious, you buttered-biscuit-bitch, I don't have "Fallingofachairides" or whatever it's called. It just a coincidence that I fell...like a hundred times today."

"Yeah, and I'm a pretty little Ponylirious."

"Fuck you Delirious! Can we just get to playing Gmod already! Please, I'm begging you guys right now!" Screamed Wildcat, his frustration mounting.

"Nah man, I don't think we can play until we got your condition worked out. What do you think Vanoss?" Asked Cartoonz.

"Yeah, we can put the recording off for a little while to help our friend here." Responded Vanoss in a sarcastic tone, relaxing his shoulders.

"I hate all of you."

Area 51

11:45

"Beginning electric surge in 3...2...1." Announced a panel controller as he pumped 30,000 volts into the 9-year-old apple laptop with a 3080 TI bolted onto it.

As the 30,000 volts surged through the laptop multicolored lightning bolts jettisoned out and struck the walls of the room, leaving black marks in the shapes of tree branches on the 2 foot thick walls, but it isn't like it could actually do something. The wall were able to take rounds 20mm high explosive armour piercing incendiary rounds like it was some puny .22LR rounds, nothing within the room is getting out; however, just because it won't effect anyone in the facility doesn't mean it won't affect anyone outside of it, or their gaming set-ups.

As of right now every time they pump a surge of volts into the laptop with a 3080 TI bolted onto it, they release an invisible wave of energy that locks onto all portable devices in North America, fortunately, there wasn't enough power behind surges to have an effect. Actually, the surges wouldn't have any ability to effect the devices no matter how much power was put into them, because unless the device, or devices, allows for a connection the surge has no effect. To add to this it the only way for a device to form a connection with the surge it has to be connected to 7 or more devices in some way, once the connection with said devices is formed each device has to perform a similar task all at once, and there can not be any type of difference in time between any of the devices. All must be in sync.

a scenarios such as this seems impossible correct? Well, thousands of miles away in multiple locations, a group of 15 men were preparing to join in a single game of Garry's Mod, unknowing of the surge about to connect to their gaming set-ups.

Discord Voice Call

11:47

"Alright!!! Is everyone ready to spend our 10-year-anniversary together on this platform by doing stupid shit for the next 2 days!" Screamed vanoss, getting ready to enter into the Gmod session.

"Hell yeah I am!" Screamed Squirrel, followed by a resounding "HELL YEAH" from everyone else.

After the resounding "HELL YEAH" that rang out from everyone aside from Vanoss and Squirrel, Vanoss announced "Okay guys, we're starting this session in 3...2...1 and-what the!?"

However, instead of being loaded into the Gmod session when the 15 men pressed the start button in unison like they wanted a bright rainbow colored light flashed from their computer monitors, completely engulfing them like Moo and Nogla engulf Vanoss from time-to-time. After the initial flash and subsequent engulfing, the 15 men struggled against the engulfing light to no avail because once they were devoured they became unconscious, and soon thrown into a whole new landscape unlike their own. Soon.

Like I mean soon soon, like right now type soon.

Time: Friday January 1st, 2023, 11:45

Location: Twilight's Castle, Sweet Apple Acres, Some Random Fucking Place In The Everfree Forest

BananaBus Crew Perspectives: Vanoss, Terroriser, Gorillaphent, Dead Squirrel, Daithi De Nogla, BasicallyIDoWrk, FourZer0Seven, H20Delirious, Moo, I Am Wildcat, Sark, BigJigglyPanda, Cartoonz, SilentDroidd, RacingCatz

Other Perspectives: Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Flash Sentry, Apple Jack, Big Macintosh, Rainbow Dash

"H-hey, um...I don't want to be rude, but what's the point of inviting me to Ponyville if you guys are just gonna walk in front of me and giggle?" Asked Flash Sentry as he tried to catch up to the two mares only for them to hasten their steps and slip from his grasp, causing him to stop and worriedly say "Is this some kind of joke? Because if it is, it's just cruel."

"Oh don't worry Flashy, we'd never do that to you." Said Sunset as she nuzzled Flash, receiving a somewhat delayed response from him. Said response came in the form of, "He-hey stop, that tickles!"

"Yeah Flash, we aren't Discord or Pinkie!" Also said Twilight as she also nuzzled Flash, making him giggle. After nuzzling Flash Twilight than glared at Sunset while Flash wasn't looking, receiving a cheeky look and a stuck out tongue from the mare.

"So Flash, how long are you on vacation from the Guard for?" Asked Sunset Shimmer.

"For about a week and two days." Responded Flash as he looked around, this being the first time he was in the small town of Ponyville before being aggressively hugged by Twilight.

"Perfect" expressed Twilight as she practically grappled onto Flash Sentry in a really aggressive hug, looking at Sunset with a smug grin as she tightened her grip around Flash, straddling him.

"At this point, I might as well give you a piggyback ride to your palace." Exclaimed Flash Sentry Jokingly; however, Twilight would give his innocent statement some thought and say "You know what? That's a great idea! Now my loyalist Guard-pony, let us start the trek to my Palace."

As the three walked to the Palace Twilight than looked back at Sunset and gave her a smug look while sticking her tongue out, Sunset Shimmer merely glared at her before looking forward, Flash Sentry being completely unaware of the ordeal between the two mares. After a little while they found themselves at Twilight's Palace, entering the two mares led him to a special room, blindfolded of course, that Twilight and Sunset were rather fond of.

Taking off Flash's Blind fold, Twilight and Sunset than directed his attention to a medium sized table with a map of Equestria on it, the map itself being a magic projection. "Here it is, the-"

"The Cutie Map!" Screamed Twilight in enthusiasm, interrupting Sunset to her displeasure.

"Wo-wow that's pretty cool...what's that!?" Proclaimed Flash as he saw a multicolored orb of light floating over the exotic table.

"What's wha-oh my Celestia!" Yelled out Sunset as she too looked at the flouting multicolored orb of pure magic energy.

As the three ponies stared at the orb they noticed it was starting to change form, going from a ball of pure magic energy to a sphere made of multiple blobs, than after that it started to look like the blobs were turning into whole ponies. After several moments the blob-ponies fell on either the table or the floor, hard, and started to lose that energy orb look that slowly faded away revealing their identities.

As Flash, Sunset, and Twilight approached the mysterious ponies that were on the ground the trio noticed something incredible, one of them was an Alicorn, and a stallion no less. The trio kept their eyes on him as he slowly got up, forgetting about the other 4 ponies that appeared from the orb until the Alicorn stallion approached one.

"H-hey De-De-Delirious, wake up." Said the Alicorn to a unicorn stallion with a Blue coat and Black mane and tail, a hockey mask, and an unusually long horn, his name being Delirious strangely enough.

"I'm already up, just...*breathes* letting the pain go away." Said Delirious, his voice slightly scaring Twilight and Sunset. Delirious's voice was a farcry from his Alicorn friend's voice, which was like Celestia's...in a welcoming and comforting way, not that his voice sounded female.

After Delirious explained what he was doing to the Alicorn, the Alicorn sat next to him and seemed to wait for him to get up, poking him occasionally with his hoof or horn and saying "get up" to his friends displeasure, Delirious doing a grown every once and a while to get the Alicorn to stop. As the Alicorn waited for his friend to get up, Twilight decided to use a spell to measure his magic power and was left stunned, because not only did the Alicorn have vast amounts of magic power but so did his friend Delirious who has just as much magic power as Starlight Shimmer and Trixie.

"Alright I...*breathes*...LULALALA...have enough energy to get up, Jiggly, just give me a sec." Said Delirious as he slowly got up via his own militia, giving a clear view of his eyes through his...hockey mask? Which were the same color as Flash's, a beautiful Yale Blue.

"Well I hope you hurry it up, because Moo, Gorrilaphant, and Fourzer0Seven are still unconscious and we're currently trespassing on their property." Said the Alicorn, his name apparently being Jiggly, as he pointed at Sunset, Flash, and Twilight with his hoof, startling them.

As this mysterious Alicorn pointed at the trio, his strangely named friend got up a little bit faster (not really) to see the ponies his Alicorn friend was talking about, once he saw them he raised his right hoof in the air and waved it at the three ponies, his mask forming a smile with it's four little dots as he said "Sorry for trespassing, we didn't mean to bother you guys. Alrighty than Panda, lets get out of here and find everyone else."

'Wait, why is he calling him 'Panda' now? Wasn't his name Jiggly? Or are those just shortened versions of his actual name?' Thought Twilight as she watched the two stallions as they picked up their friends using their magic, getting an idea. 'If I can get these 2 ponies to stay, then maybe they'd answer a couple of my questions.'

"You guys don't have to leave now you know, stay for a little while, at least join us for lunch." Said Twilight in the most friendly tone she could muster, seeming a bit forced, which was something she noticed Delirious picked up on while his Alicorn friend did not, feeling Delirious's Yale Blue eyes peering daggers at her through his mask.

"I don't think we've got that type of luxury, sorry. Even than, we have other friends that we need to meet up with." Responded Jiggly.

"Well, your other three friends don't seem like they're in the best of shape, we have an infirmary in the Palace y'know. They'll be in good hooves." Interjected Flash Sentry, his tone and face being genuine unlike Twilight's, who gained the suspicion of Delirious while Flash seemed to gain his trust. This of course struck Twilight the wrong way but she held her tongue.

The trio than saw Delirious take his eyes off of them and walk towards his Alicorn friend, once they were next to each other Delirious signalled to Jiggly to lower his head due to the height difference, the Alicorn heeding his friends request. "I don't like the Purple one, she gives me the heebie-jeebies. We should take our chances with carrying Moo, Fourzer0, and Gorrila out of here."

"Well they do have a point Delirious, Moo, Fourzer0, and Gorrila don't seem like they're in good shape, so we might have to take our chances here. We don't have medical experience other than placing a bandaid on a simple cut, and even than I have trouble doing that, so...*looks at Twilight, Flash, and Sunset* let's give this place, and them a chance." Said Panda, hoping to get his friends some needed medical attention and nourishment in the unfamiliar, almost alien environment they found themselves in.

"What do you mean 'give this place a chance?' I don't even know where 'this place' is. Do you?" Retorted Delirious, still refusing to trust the three ponies behind him.

"*Sighs* No, infact I can't remember anything before that bright rainbow light throuted me, he-he." Exclaimed BigjigglyPanda, trying to lighten up the mood for his stressed masked friend.

"He-he, yeah...I don't even remember what we were doing before being swallowed by the rainbow light, overall that was the worst blow 0/10 wouldn't do again."

"So what do you say Delirious, wanna give this place a chance?" Asked BigjigglyPanda, knugding Delirious's shoulder with his elbow.

Looking behind himself and at the trio of ponies that were staring at them, Delirious finally relented and gave in. Sighing, he said "Alright, nothing better happen or you owe me a new mask. Custom made by the way."

"Okay than, we'll stay for the betterment of our friends, they need the medical attention anyway-"

"Oh, my back!" Screamed Fourzer0Seven, interrupting Panda.

Sweet Apple Acres

11:45

"I need'ta thank ya' again for helping today Dash, we could always use more helping-hooves." Exclaimed Apple Jack.

"No problem AJ, you know I'm always happy to help. You also won that bet fair and square." Responded Rainbow Dash as she kicked a tree, it's apples falling to the ground. 'That game was a bunch of rotten apples anyway, I'm only doing this to save face' exclaimed Rainbow Dash in her mind as she picked up the fallen apples.

"What'ta 'bout ya Big Mac? Are you happy Dashie is helping us?" Asked Apple Jack with a skip, hop, and smile on her muzzle, happy to have somepony else to enjoy the orchard with other than Apple Bloom and Big Mac.

"Eeyyyyup." Was Big Mac's simple, yet emotionally charged response.

Apple Jack smiled at Big Mac as she turned back to the tree in front of her, picking up an apple she noticed a bright multicolored light that emanated from deeper within the orchard, disappearing after several seconds. "Hey Big Mac, Dashie, did you guys see that?"

"Eeyyyyup." Responded Big Mac, his eyes widened in shock and awe.

"Yeah, wanna go check it out?" Answered Rainbow Dash with a devious smile.

"Eeyyyynope." Said Big Mac, turning in the opposite direction of the light.

"That's okay Big Mac, we're all a little chicken sometimes."

"Eeyyyyup."

"I was expecting that to effect him a little more, but that doesn't matter because you'll come with me to check it out, right AJ!" Exclaimed Rainbow Dash with an aura of arrogance surrounding her.

"Uhh..ye-yeah, yeah actually. As a matter of fact, yes." Exclaimed Apple Jack, her mannerisms going from unsure, to unnaturally confident.

"That's right, let us march!"

Meanwhile...

"Uhh...what happened?" Groaned Nogla as he hung from a tree branch.

"I have no idea, but by the looks of it we seem to be within a wilderness made up of...apple trees?" Said Wildcat in a confused tone.

"Oh thank heavens, I thought I was alone here." Said Terroriser, sounding exhausted as he seemed to rise from under the ground with a degree of difficulty.

"Oh yeah, so many juicy, juicy apples!" Exclaimed Nogla as he grabbed an apple from the tree with his hoof, still hanging from one of said tree's branches.

"Hmm, I won't ask Nogla, I won't." Said Wildcat with a smile, happy he wasn't alone here with Nogla in this strange place.

"Hey! Nogla isn't the only one stuck in a tree you know!" Screamed an extremely familiar voice from the trees.

"Oh, looks like you've been having a great time, all snuggled up in your Dinosaur pajamas." Commented Terroriser as he looked in the general direction of the noise, seeing BasicallyIDoWrk laying down on a tree branch as he ate an apple.

"You know it, never pass up a good chance to lay down on a tree." Exclaimed Basically with a smug expression as he bit down on an apple. Continuing with "and besides, unlike Nogla I can get down via my own militia" as he unfolded his wings.

"Hey, you're just like me, but instead of just wings I've got this really sharp erect penis on my head." Said Terroriser pointing a hoof at his head.

"Aww, I want a sharp erect penis on my head too! I don't even get wings like Basically, so I can't get down without your guy's help!" Exclaimed Nogla.

"You and me Nogla, you and me. Now let's get you off of there." Said Wildcat, as he attempted climbing the tree to get Nogla, slipping off several times and saying "Why is this goddamn tree so tall?!"

"Hey man, you've just got to finesse it." Said Terroriser as the sharp erect penis on his head started to glow a Dark Red

"What are you gonna do Terroriser, give it a blow job? Haha *snort*, I'm the best, hahaha." Snickered Wildcat.

"Wildcat, projecting your wants and desires isn't going to change the fact you'll never be able to fulfill them." Sarcastically said Terroriser as the Dark Red aura that surrounded his horn proceeded to surround Nogla, soon Nogla would start floating in the air.

"That's amazing! What is it?" Asked Wildcat, but before Terroriser could answer is question an unfamiliar voice from behind the three friends.

"'What it is' is that brown maned weirdo with a potato on his shirt is stealing ma' precious apples!" Screamed the voice.

Some Random Fucking Place In The Everfree Forest

11:51

Slowly opening his eyes Vanoss saw...everything. Squirrel was stuck in a tree, Droidd was asleep and positioned in a way that made it seem like he was sucking his own dick, Cartoons was vibrating on top of a rock while Sark was eating said rock; however, Vanoss couldn't spot anyone else in the group despite the fact he swore he was with everyone else just a second ago, but when he turned his head to the sky, he saw...him.

"Wakey, wakey sleepy head." Said RacingCatz has he stared down at Vanoss as he laid down.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Screamed Vanoss.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Screamed back RacingCatz.

"AHHHHHHHHHH! What are you doing!? AHHHHHHHHHH!" Asked Vanoss intermittently through his screaming.

"AHHHHHHHHHH! Watching you sleep. AHHHHHHHHHH!" Answered RacingCatz intermittently through his screaming.

"AHHHHHHHHHH! Why! AHHHHHHHHHH!"

"AHHHHHHHHHH! You looked like you were having a nightmare! AHHHHHHHHHH."

"What are you two doing?" Asked Squirrel with a yawn, woken up by their incessant screaming.

"Yeah, I was having a great dream." Said Droidd, continuing with "A pretty Blue pony rode me over the moon."

"That sounds cool." Interjected Cartoons as he stopped vibrating on top of the rock Sark was eating, causing him to say "Hey, where are you going? I thought we had something special!?"

"That is pretty cool, but I've got a question." Said Vanoss from under RacingCatz, he would than proceed to get out from under RacingCatz.

"Don't worry man, speak your mind." Said Cartoonz.

"Thanks man I'm really grateful that I'm-"

"Just let it all out." Interrupted Cartoonz.

"Okay, I was just wondering-"

"Don't worry Vanoss, there's no reason to.be shy-" But before Cartoons could finish his interruption, he was than interrupted by Vanoss who said "Than let me talk!"

"Ok." Said Cartoonz, sinking into himself as Vanoss screamed at him.

"Getting back to what I was saying before I was rudely interrupted, where is everyone else? Terroriser, Delirious, Gorrilaphant, and Basically seem to be all gone." Finally said Vanoss, happy their weren't any interruptions.

"We don't know, we spent like three minutes scouring around this place for them, but there was no trace, but we did find wolf foot prints." Answered Squirrel.

"We also high tailed it back here once we saw them, so there's that!" Said RacingCatz.

"Shhhh, they could be out there." Said Droidd, putting a hoof on RacingCatz mouth.

"Uh, cool, so no one else is here besides the six of us...Right? Or were there others and you just let them get eaten?" Asked Vanoss.

"No, you were right on the first one. We're the only ones here." Answered Cartoons, but as he said that growling could be here coming from behind Vanoss. As he, and the rest of the others turned to the source of the noise they could see multiple glowing green eyes. Soon the eyes morphed into whole bodies, and soon a whole pack of what seemed to be wolves made of wood started to slowly approach the group, ready to pounce.

However, from the shadows a yellow coated mare watched, observing intently.

Author's Note

Sorry this took so long, I'm currently working on a totally original story on Wattpad, and I've been spending a lot of time with my new dog and little brother. So enjoy what is, my third fimfiction.

P.S. Flash Sentry is best pony, don't @ me.