Petunia Petals has made the kind of mistake that requires putting on a fresh face. Yet, she refuses to see any of her deeds in the dire light they must be cast. One morning, she hires the best carriage she can buy from Canterlot to Manehattan, never to look back at the virtuous capital of Equestria.

The whole time, she will wish she was alone.

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