Scraps and Baps

Rain(bro)
B_25

“Aw... fuck.” You stopped the pair of wooden doors, and with a sigh, turned to look at the mare to your right. “We can't go in together, Rainbro.”

“The fuck?” Rainbow was not pleased by that shit. “Why not?”

“This is a bar.”

“No shit it's a bar.”

“Yeah, but we're going into a bar together.”

She raised an eyebrow. “Fucking so?”

“Ponies will think we're dating and shit!'” You replied, crossing your arms. “We'll be giving them clues and cues and shit, you know, if we go in there at the same time.” You shrugged. “They'll think there's shit between us.”

“And since when have we ever cared what anyone else thinks?” Rainbro flapped her wings and ascended to your eye level. “You've got my back and I got yours. Fuck everyone else.”

“Profound shit, Rainbro, but does that shit imply we're dating?”

“...what?”

“You and I are tighter than some witty comparison here shit, but in real talks, are we dating?”

“I uh. Uhhhh.....”

“See?” You crossed your arms. “Our backs may be pressed together but our lips sure as hell ain't. We don't wanna be giving the wrong image when we roll in, right?”

“... … ...”

“Right?”

“... yeah, I guess.” Rainbro landed, and after looking down for a few moments, found her voice. “But... would that be all so bad?”

“What you talking about?”

“Ponies thinking we are dating and shit.” Rainbow looked back up at you. “We already hit the gym and shit together all the time, so it isn't too far of a stretch to say we've been dating for some time.”

“Rainbro?”

“... yeah?”

“That's hella gay.” You shook your head. “You're not worried 'bout ponies thinking we're gay?”

“Well, gay isn't exactly the word I'd used.”

“How the fuck not?”

“Well, I mean, my name is Rainbow Dash,” said Rainbro. “And second of all, you are male, and I'm a mare...”

“... but you're also my bro!” You threw up your hands. “Bros don't do that kissing and dating shit unless their in jail, homes! Or like that one day you needed to experiment my fingers on your—“

“Ack!” Rainbow flew up and quickly pressed her forehooves against your lips. “We don't talk about that one aloud, remember?”