"Why should I give up my life, my passions, my aspirations for your measly sum of bits?"

This was a speedwrite, pre-read by Nailah, applezombi, Nano Discussions, Holtinater and QueenChrysalisForever.

Edited by Nailah and Cyonix. Thanks for your help!

Who is the pony in the story, you ask? Well, it could very well be YOU...