The sun was barely peeking out over the edge of the Arctic circle. Celestia must have decided that she would grace Santa's home with some unusual sun on Hearth's Warming day.

Rainbow Dash stepped outside of the stables, idly stretching her wings. That was the best sex she'd had in a while, and she needed to loosen up after the intense anal pounding she had just received. Speaking of... Dash raised one of her hind legs and strained for a moment. A wet, popping fart erupted out of her backside, squeezing leftover reindeer jizz from her loosened asshole. She sighed in relief, before turning as she heard a noise coming from around the side of the building. Curious, she walked over and peeked around the corner, her eyes widening at what she saw.

Dasher was behind the wooden building, sighing in relaxation as he openly pissed into the snow. Steam rose up off of his golden stream, spraying out of his softened deer dick and melting the snow where it landed. His face was one of utter content and satisfaction as he peed into the snow.

The pegasus licked her lips as she stealthily approached the pissing reindeer. Unfortunately, her hooves crunched in the snow, alerting Dasher to her presence. He quickly whipped his head around to see who was watching him, forcing himself to cut off his pee stream as well.

"Oh, uh, Rainbow Dash, right?" he said awkwardly as he spotted her. "W-what're you doing out here?" He adjusted his stance to hide what he had been doing, brushing the melting snow around with one of his rear hooves.

Rainbow threw a knowing look to the reindeer. "Uh huh," she said. "Oh I just wanted some fresh air, y'know?" she said taking a few steps closer. The acrid scent of urine hung in the air around Dasher, only amplified by the cold bite. "And what are you doing out here?"

"Fresh air," Dasher quickly said. "I mean, I wanted some, uh, fresh air... too."

His answer was pathetically unconvincing, and Rainbow chuckled as she stepped closer, right up next to him. "Right. You weren't pissing in the snow or anything." She gently pushed him to the side, pawing at the urine-melted snow with a hoof.

"What are you-" Dasher began to ask, but was quickly cut off as Rainbow collected a sample of the snow on her hoof, bringing it up to eye level to inspect it.

"You know, they always say 'don't eat the yellow snow...' but why?" the pegasus drawled. Then, to Dasher's surprise, Rainbow brought the yellow snow up to her lips and licked it off. She let it melt away in her mouth, savoring the salty flavor before swallowing, making sure to exaggerate so that Dasher could see. "It tastes better," she said simply before sitting, planting her flank in the middle of the puddle of reindeer piss-stained snow.

Dasher had no idea how to respond to the current situation. He was growing increasingly aroused, but he still needed to pee. As it turned out, the pegasus had a solution to that as well.

Rainbow Dash reached up to brush a hoof through her cum-glazed mane. "Uck, you all really made a mess of me in there," she commented, idly looking at the sticky substances that coated her hoof. "I could really use a shower," she said, eyeing Dasher seductively.

"W-what?"

The pegasus rolled her eyes. "A golden shower, dumbass. I'm asking you to piss on me."

Dasher supposed that he should not have been as surprised as he was. After all, the pegasus had essentially just tasted his pee. Besides, this kind of kinky shit was right up his alley. So he shook his head to clear the shock away, and took a bold step forward.

"A golden shower, huh," he murmured. "That what they give sluts like you in the locker rooms?"

Rainbow's eyes widened briefly, but she quickly settled into the dirty talk. "Mhm, all the time," she replied huskily. "I just can't help it. I love the warm, dirty piss soaking into my coat and my mane." She crawled forward until she was under Dasher's body. "The salty, disgusting taste of their pee filling my mouth." Dasher's penis twitched as it slowly slid out of its sheath. "Do it you sexy buck, piss on me!"

The reindeer did not need any more encouragement than that. A stream of golden pee arced out of his dick, splattering right on top of Rainbow's head. It mixed with the cum that was left behind, and trickled down her head behind her ears, running down her face. Her tongue shot out and licked at one of the rivlets dribbling down her muzzle. Her eyes were closed, and she tilted her lead back to bask in the depraved warmth of the piss shower, letting it spray into her face. She opened her mouth wide, letting the stream arc directly into her mouth.

Dasher's arousal grew tenfold when he heard the hollow splattering of his urine stream landing in Dash's mouth. He grinned as he relaxed his bladder as much as possible, increasing the pressure of the stream as much as he could. A hoof reached up to cradle his sheath and balls as he pissed, adding to his relief and pleasure.

"Holy fuck, Dash," he whispered. "You're fucking amazing."

The pegasus only hummed in affirmation as she continued to get drenched in his fluids. His bladder was not infinite however, and eventually the pee stream tricked to a halt. Dash followed the stream as it tapered off, bringing her damp muzzle right up to the source and lapping at the tip until the flow stopped.

Dasher chuckled as Rainbow took his hardening cock into her mouth, licking off the rest of the urine that remained. "Heh, you're a naughty filly, aren't ya," he playfully chided. "You know what naughty fillies get, don't ya?"

Rainbow slurped at the reindeer's dick before pulling off with a pop. She batted her eyelids sarcastically before asking, "Oh? What do naughty fillies get?"

With a sultry grin, Dasher answered. "Well, Dashie. Naughty fillies get coal."

The suggestion was yet another surprise for Rainbow Dash that night. She definitely was not opposed, being the kinky slut of a mare that she was, but she had not expected to take part in such scandalous activities tonight. "Oh really?" she asked with a sultry smile. "And here I thought all you deer folk were so vanilla."

Dasher burst out laughing at the comment. "You just drank my piss and you're calling me vanilla?" he choked out through his laughs. "What did they give you to drink in there?"

"You're quickly changing my opinion of that," Rainbow replied leaning back away with a grin. She crawled backwards, out from underneath Dasher and sat up. "Now come on, this naughty pony wants her stocking stuffed with coal!"

The reindeer supposed that he could not argue with that request. Without any delay, he turned around and flipped up his fluffy white tail, baring his anus to the pegasus. Dash licked her lips and leaned in, running her tongue along the wrinkled surface. Considering what was about to happen, it was surprisingly clean. It would not remain that way for long, however.

The puckered flesh flexed against her tongue, a dry whisper of anal air blowing out against her mouth. She huffed the scent. For all of the "not oftens" that had happened this evening, this was definitely the one that happened the least often. Dash intended to relish this experience. The butthole sputtered against her again and she eagerly lapped at the hole. The rancid taste of shit began to seep out onto her tongue and she pulled back in surprise.

Rainbow had expected a log of poop to slide out into her mouth, but that was not what she had gotten. Instead, a bunch of tiny pebble-shaped droppings spilled out into her mouth. She pulled away in surprise, mumbling frantically in question.

Dasher laughed from in front of her. "What, never seen deer pellets before?" he asked, continuing to shit out into the snow.

The pegasus had not expected it. Hesitantly, she bit into the pile of round pellets. The taste was slightly more subdued from the usual taste of fresh horseapples that Rainbow had become accustomed to, but it was not unwelcome. The smaller volume and firm texture made up for the lack of flavor.

She chewed through the ones in her mouth, swallowing as Dasher stopped shitting. A sizable pile had collected behind him and a decent amount of residue had clung to his rear. Her eyes darted between the pile and his dirty anus several times, trying to decide which she should go for. In the end, the choice was obvious.

Her tongue swiped up along the rim of Dasher's shit-stained anus. It was mostly cleaned off in a few licks, but she continued to eat out his ass anyways. And the reindeer seemed to enjoy it just as much. Soft, moaning pants escaped his throat as Rainbow dug her tongue into his pucker, and his dick slowly slid out and hardened.

Rainbow Dash reached around and fondled at his hard cock with a hoof as she stuck her tongue into the hole. Dasher had already been increasingly pent up throughout the entire experience, and it only took a few quick swipes to get him close. His ass tensed up around Dash's tongue, and his balls pulled up towards his cock before the long tapered shaft began to twitch. Within moments he was shooting thick strings of deer cum into the snow, right beside his pile of poop and yellow snow.

As he came down from his orgasm, Dash removed her tongue from his ass and let go of his dick. She leaned away, licking her lips and savoring the residual flavor of deer shit that had been left behind. She watched him pant against the stable walla for a few moments before her gaze lowered to the pile of droppings in the snow.

She reached down and collected a few on the tip of her hoof, examining them closely for a moment before popping them into her mouth like berries. The taste burst into her mouth and she couldn't help but give Dasher a shit eating grin as she turned to face her.

"Enjoying those?" he asked with a sly smirk.

Dash nodded in response, popping a few more in her mouth. "Maybe I'll save them as a snack for later," she said suggestively, nudging the pile with a wing. "Keep them as a travel sized scat-snack."

Dasher chuckled at the moniker, shaking his head. "They might start to smell after a while," he commented. "But hey, maybe Spitfire and the dude are into that!"

Dash smiled up at him, and he noticed the brown stains on her teeth. The sight sent another shudder of arousal through him. "Why don't we head inside. It's getting late. Er... um, early." Indeed, the sun was peeking over the tips of the ice mountains surrounding the North Pole.

Rainbow Dash stood, and followed Dasher towards the door. Her eyes were locked on to his rear the entire time, and all she could think was damn. She really needed to find a deer to fuck closer to home.

Author's Note

What? You thought that Rimmer wasn't going to do something dirty with deer pellets? I mean, comeon! You thought that RIMMER wasn't going to do something dirty with DEER PELLETS?! Who the fuck do you think I am?

A little short, but I wanted to give you all something dirty to read :)