The Wonderbolts Deck the Halls

by Rimmer

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Spitfire, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Soarin, Porn, Deer, Fetish, Rainbow Dash
Length: 6192

After their tiring, night-long flight, The Wonderbolts show up to thank Santa's Reindeer for their dutiful service.

Ah, Hearth's Warming. That wonderful time of year when Santa Pony comes and delivers gifts to all the good little colts and fillies. But the real backbone of the entire operation is not the stallion himself, but instead the dutiful reindeer who ferry him around Equestria for a whole night.

Thankful for their service, the Wonderbolts show up after their tiring night-long flight to thank Santa's Reindeer for their contributions in the way they know best.

Rimmer's First, Non-Annual Hearth's Warming Special Feature

Triggers:
Santa's Little Helpers:
Interspecies, F/M, M/M, F/F, Deer Dicks, Orgy, Anal, Vaginal, Blowjobs, Rimming, Bukkake, Spitfire Roasting, Triple Penetration, Creampie Eating (Anal and Vaginal), Cum Swapping
The Naughty Fillies Get Coal:
Scat, Watersports, Scat Eating, Piss Drinking, Light Voyeurism, Light Farting, Dirty Rimming, Golden Showers, and an Incorrect Representation of Celestial Dynamics

Published 2020-12-23 20:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2020-12-25 14:34:14 UTC

Santa's Little Helpers

Powdered snow gracefully drifted down from the sky, coating the frozen ground in a fluffy white blanket. It reflected the shifting hues of the aura borealis that shone above it, sparkling like rainbow glitter. A shimmering dome was barely visible, its presence given away only by the wavy, flickering lights in the sky. It was a magical veil, hiding the location from prying eyes. But everypony knew it was there anyways, after all, who had not heard of the North Pole?

The early morning air was ice cold, exactly what you would expect from the weather at the height of winter. The only source of warmth was from a decently-large complex at the center of the North Pole, boasting factories and warehouses that gave away exactly what was going on. The magical barrier managed to hide the city-like complex , but if you knew what you were looking for, it was easy enough to find.

Three pegasi flew through the barrier now, making a beeline for the warmth of the buildings. It had been a long flight from the Crystal Empire, even with that being the closest pony settlement to the North Pole. They touched down outside a large building, shifting their hooves as they sunk into the cold snow. Not delaying at all, the leader of the three trotted up to the wide, wooden door and rapidly knocked. After what the ponies considered far too long a wait, the door opened to reveal a tall creature with large, broad antlers. It opened its mouth to greet the pegasi but the trio quickly pushed past them to get inside the building.

"It's fucking cold outside!" said Spitfire as she took off her goggles. She peeled back the head of her flying suit, revealing her fiery golden mane. Her two companions aso removed their goggles and caps, revealing themselves as fellow wonderbolts Soarin and Rainbow Dash.

"Yeah!" added Rainbow Dash, shivering to try and get the chill out of her spine. "How do you guys live up here?"

Rudolph turned back towards them after closing the heavy door. "Thick fur," was his simple response, a devious smile on his face. "So what brings you lovely mares up to the North Pole?" he asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Oh well, you know," said Spitfire, walking on up to him and laying a hoof against the fluff on his chest. "Celestia just wanted to thank you boys for your dedicated service." Her hoof played around with the tuft of fur for a few moments before sliding down his chest a bit more. She leaned in until her muzzle was right below his own. "So what do you say, big boy? Wanna open your Hearth's Warming present?"

As suave as he was, even Rudolph blushed at the captain's words. His nose even lit up to match his cheeks, casting a red glow over their two faces. He tried to find the words, but he suddenly realized he could not speak. So instead, he merely nodded and then slowly closed his eyes as Spitfire leaned in for a kiss.

Rainbow Dash looked around the room, locking eyes with a reindeer near the door. She approached him with a predatory grin, fluffing her wings and whipping her tail back and forth. "And what's your name?" she asked huskily as she sidled up next to him.

"B-blitzen," he replied, clearing his throat. "You're Rainbow Dash?"

The pegasus flicked Blitzen with her rainbow tail. "How could you tell?" she asked with a wink. "Want to have some fun?"

With a nod, Blitzen grinned. "Definitely!"

Having been given the green light, Rainbow walked around him, flicking him in the face with her tail before crawling under his belly. She brought her muzzle right up in between his hind legs, pushing it into his sheath and his large, furry balls. She rolled them around atop her muzzle, sniffing at the muskiness of them before sticking out her tongue and lightly running it along the underside of the orbs. Blitzen let out a soft moan as his dick began to slip out of its sheath from the stimulation. The long, tapered length was quickly at its full size and it rested atop Dash's head as she continued to service his balls.

Rainbow felt the weight atop her, and pulled away from the reindeer's sack. Her tongue trailed along the length of his penis, licking around the tip before taking it into her mouth. She suckled on the pointed tip for a moment, dragging a heavy moan out of Blitzen's throat before sliding further down and letting his tapered shaft glide to the back of her throat.

The shape of his cock made it a lot easier for her to deepthroat. It was awfully considerate of these cervines to have such accommodating dick shapes. Dash made it all the way down to the base, her nose pressing up into his sheath. She paused for a moment, letting her throat get accustomed to the penetration before pulling back to the tip and then back down. The pegasus brought a hoof up to fondle the reindeer's ballsack as she deepthroated his cock, only increasing the frequency and urgency of Blitzen's moans. He was getting close, Rainbow could tell. So she kept slobbering on his deer dick until she brought him right to the edge.

"I'm gonna..." he muttered. "Rainbow Dash I'm gonna-"

"Woah there, buck," said Dash, pulling her mouth off of his dick. "We're not done yet." She crawled out from under him and turned around, revealing herself with a flip of her tail. "Pick your poison," she said with a wink, presenting both of her holes.

Blizten's eyes widened at the sight laid out before him. "You mean..." he trailed off, not knowing exactly how to ask. Dash only hummed her affirmation and shook her rear enticingly. His eyes trailed over her glistening snatch, watching as her clit flicked out for a moment before his gaze trailed upwards. It locked onto her tight ponut, and in an instant he decided exactly where he was going to dock his dick.

He stepped up over Dash's flank, his cock poking at her backdoor. "Hey!" Rainbow called out in surprise. "You wanna stick it there you gotta loosen it up first!"

The reindeer backed away, confused. "How do you want me to, uh, do that?" he asked.

Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes. "With your tongue buddy, duh," she explained with a roll of her eyes. She flicked her tail idly as she waited. "Come on! Get in there!"

After a moment's pause, Blitzen swallowed and leaned in. He hovered his mouth right over her wrinkled asshole, and she could feel his breath against her tight hole. The reindeer was nervous - he had never done anything like this before. But his aching cock won out against his hesitation, and without further delay he stuck his tongue out and pressed it against her puckered hole.

Rainbow cooed as Blitzen's tongue lapped at her wrinkled flesh. It had been a while since anypony had given her a rimjob, and she had almost forgotten how much she loved the sensation of a warm tongue poking at her backdoor. She pushed her ass back into his face, encouraging him to wriggle his tongue in deeper. Blitzen obliged, poking at her anus and Dash's eyes closed as she sighed in pleasure.

It was over far too quick for her liking, however, as Blitzen decided that her pucker had been adequately lubed up. He pulled away, leaving Dash craving for his tongue. She did not have to wait long however, because it was only a moment before she felt the tip of his dick line up with her asshole.

"Oh yeah, buddy," she sighed. "Stick that bad boy in me!"

Blitzen did not need any further encouragement. The tip of his dick slid into her puckered hole with ease, it's tapered length allowing him to press forward gradually. What the reindeer lacked in girth, he definitely made up for in length, as Dash's eyes practically rolled into the back of her head as he bottomed out in her ass. Her tongue lolled out as she felt his furry balls press up against her wet pussy. She felt strangely full in a way that she could not describe, almost more full than a stallion made her feel. It was indescribable, but Rainbow decided in that moment that she needed to find a deer closer to home to fuck regularly.

After a moment, Blitzen pulled back out to the thin tip of his dick before sliding back in. His thrusting fell into a steady rhythm, in and out, over and over, picking up pace as he went. His balls smacked against her wet pussy with wet smacks, dampening the furry sack with each touch.

Rainbow Dash let out a low moan as she was fucked. She gave up trying to clench her ass around Blitzen's dick. The shape was too tapered to allow it. The pointed tip of his dick repeatedly stretched and relaxed her asshole, and it was a unique enough feeling to make her crave more of it. So instead she fell limp and let the reindeer pound her. The lessened resistance allowed Blitzen to fuck her faster, and Rainbow's tongue lolled out of her mouth as he did so.

Blitzen had already been pretty close to blowing his load before he started fucking Rainbow Dash's ass, and doing so definitely wasn't bringing him any further away from climax. "I'm... I'm gonna cum," he muttered, doing his best to hold back.

"Oh yeeeees," Rainbow moaned. "Cum inside me! Pump that ass full of reindeer jizz!" She pushed her ass back up against Blitzen, encouraging him to go faster.

The reindeer could not hold out for much longer. With a grunt and a flex of his hips, Blitzen slammed home. His cock buried itself in Rainbow's tight little butthole, his balls slapping against her soaked cunt as they clenched. Spurts of spunk rocketed out of the tip of his tapered cock and painted the inside of Dash's ass with an off-white cream. She moaned as the warm liquid filled her up, grinding back against Blitzen's crotch gently. The action caused Blitzen to let out a soft moan, and he leaned down over Rainbow back to rest. With a satisfied smile, Dash craned her neck back and caught the unsuspecting reindeer's lips in her own, pulling him into a deep kiss as they both came down from their high.

"Did you enjoy that?" she murmured as she pulled away. "It's not every day you get to buttfuck the fastest pegasus in the world."

Blitzen smiled lazily, his mind still cloudy. "Mhm," he replied dumbly, resting his head on her back. Rainbow's smile only grew as she lowered herself to the ground, making sure to keep his softening dick inside her as they rested.

As Blitzen emptied his balls into Rainbow's ass, Soarin had finished chugging whatever drink that had been given to him. It warmed up his chest and he was more ready than ever to find some reindeer tail. His eyes scanned the room, looking for anypony who might be up to some fun with him. A reindeer over in the corner caught his gaze before quickly looking away and blushing. With a grin, Soarin set his empty mug down on the table beside him and made his way through the stables over to the lone reindeer.

"Hello," he drawled, plopping his flank on the bed beside him. "And who might you be?" he asked with a half-lidded glance.

The reindeer swallowed nervously. "Um, my name is Comet," he said in a shy voice.

Soarin nodded. "Well, Comet," he replied. "What are you doing all the way back here? It seems like the party is over there." He gestured towards the other end of the stables.

Comet chuckled nervously, rubbing the back of his neck with a hoof. "Oh, well, I'm not really one for... those kinds of parties," he said. "I mean, they're cool but I-"

"Don't like mares?" Soarin interrupted, making Comet blush profusely. "I thought not." The pegasus leaned back with a smug grin. The position revealed his crotch to the reindeer next to him, balls and sheath on full display.

The reveal definitely caught Comet's eye. The buck's blush somehow got even deeper as he stared at Soarin's assets, and he unconsciously licked his lips.

"Mmm, but you definitely like this, don't you?" Soarin teased and Comet quickly pulled his gaze away. "Oh come on, enjoy the view! Feel free to get personal! Dive in." The pegasus waved a hoof about to emphasize his euphemisms. "It's literally what we're here for."

Comet looked back, hesitation evident in his eyes. Soarin gave him a cocky, yet reassuring grin, encouraging him to continue. After a moment, the reindeer reached out and placed a hoof on the pegasus' thigh, giving it a small rub. Soarin's sheath slowly peeled back as Comet rubbed his thigh, allowing the head of his horsecock to peek out.

The reindeer gulped at the already obvious size of the pegasus’ member, but nonetheless reached out to gently caress the head of Soarin’s penis. It rapidly hardened under his ministrations, and he began to slowly jerk it up and down. It was only a matter of time before it reached its full length.

Now fully erect, Soarin’s cock was strongly throbbing at attention as Comet gently ran his hooves up and down it. The reindeer was practically salivating at this point. "Go ahead," Soarin sultrily whispered his encouragement. "You know you want to, and I definitely want you to."

All of Comet's hesitation was gone at this point. As soon as he got the go ahead, the reindeer leaned down and took Soarin's length into his mouth. The pegasus sighed at the warmth suddenly enveloping his shaft and leaned his head back. He glanced over to the side to see that Rainbow Dash and Blitzen had finally uncouples and she was now sucking him off. His teammate glanced in his direction and she gave him a sly wink as they both enjoyed opposing ends of a blowjob.

Suddenly, Comet made the mistake of going too far down however, and pulled Soarin's attention back by gagging on his cock. "Whoah there dude," Soarin said, rubbing the back of the reindeer's head. "I ain't no deer, buddy. I got some girth."

Comet pulled off his dick with a gasp and gave the pegasus an unamused glare. "I want you to fuck me," he ordered.

Soarin's eyes bugged out at the sudden one-eighty that the reindeer's attitude had received. "Huh, what?" he stammered, completely surprised.

"Fuck. Me." Comet stood, turning away from Soaring and lifting up his little fluffy tail.

"Oh yeah, definitely," Soarin quickly wrapped his head back around what he was doing. If he was being honest with himself, the sudden commanding nature of the reindeer was a real turn on. Without any more delay, he leaned in and lapped his tongue up Comet's taint and dragged it around his pert little asshole, lubing it up. Comet leaned back into the anal kiss, enjoying the new stimulation to his virgin backside.

Soarin pressed his tongue in deeper, loosening up the tight hole. He wriggled it around, enjoying the round muscle clenching around his tongue as he did so. Thoroughly lubed up, he pulled away and guided Comet's rear down, lining his thick dick up with the reindeer's anus.

Comet showed his first ounce of hesitation after his newfound lust-fueled confidence. Noticing this, Soarin leaned forward and whispered into the reindeer's ear, "Take it slow. It looks big now, but it'll feel good inside." Comet pressed down a bit harder, the tip of the pegasus' cock just barely poking into his hole. "And hey," Soarin continued. "Keep up with the commanding attitude. It's pretty fucking hot."

A cocky grin split Comet's face, and he angled his head back to look at Soarin. They locked eyes and held their gaze as Comet backed onto the dick, letting the thick rod spear him and slowly ease it's way into his ass. His confident gaze wavered only briefly, and in no time at all, his butt was pressing up against Soarin's pelvis. He had taken it all.

They sat there still for a moment, Comet letting his ass adjust to the penetration. Then, with a wiggle of his eyebrows, he lifted himself up slightly before falling back down.

Soarin let out a sigh and fell back against the bed as Comet slid up and down on his cock. The reindeer's ass was tight, and it had been a good long while since the pegasus had been in anything this gripping. Thunderbolt's hole might as well have been jello at this point with how often they fucked.

Comet let out a tiny moan as he bounced up and down on Soarin's dick. His fuzzy balls fell against Soarin's larger hairless ones with each downward thrust, and his own dick had quickly hardened and was flexing up against his belly. A hoof suddenly reached around and stroked at the long, tapered shaft, and Comet moaned louder. Soarin grinned as he jerked the reindeer off, lightly thrusting his hips upwards to meet Comet's downwards ones. The two edged closer and closer to a joint orgasm before their moans both rang out through the room.

With a high-pitched moan, Comet came first. His cock twitched a few times before a spurt of reindeer cum squirted out from the tip. The rope of jizz flug itself in a high arc before landing on the floor in front of them. His anus clenched around Soarin's dick as he came, the extra stimulation quickly pushing Soarin over the edge as well.

His balls churned and his large cock throbbed as he unloaded into the reindeer's virgin ass. A deluge of thick stallion spunk poured out into Comet, the hot liquid warming his insides in the most pleasurable way he had ever felt. A few more spurts of cum rocketed out of his deer dick as Soarin pumped him full of cum.

Exhausted by his first time, Comet collapsed backwards on top of Soarin, the final dribbles of his cum leaking out onto the fur of his belly and chest. He felt the pegasus lean up and gently kiss the crook of his neck as he finished cumming inside of his ass, and he leaned into the gentle touch. The basked in the afterglow of their shared orgasm for a few more seconds as Soarin softened inside of the buck, his cock slowly slipping out with a lewd squelch.

Suddenly, Soarin flipped Comet over, wriggling out from underneath him. The reindeer let out a startled yelp, but his surprise was quickly replaced with a tingling pleasure as Soarin positioned himself behind him. A warm tongue gently lapped at his gaping anus, licking up the cum and soothing the sore hole.

Soarin ran his tongue around the rim of the reindeer's stretched pucker before slowly slipping it inside. The tangy taste of his own cum greeted him, kept warm inside Comet's ass. He dug it out with his tongue, scooping the fresh foal batter into his mouth and savoring the flavor before swallowing. As he finished slurping the rest of his creampie out of Comet's ass, Soarin looked back towards the front of the room to see how his captain was doing. Or more accurately, how she was being done.

Spitfire had a reindeer on either end of her. She was eagerly sucking down Vixen's long dick while Rudolph was rapidly fucking her from behind. Her wings and coat were covered with cum, no doubt from the group of bucks surrounding her. One of them finished as Soarin watched, squirting a rope of jizz over her flank, right across her cutie mark. One of her hooves reached up and fondled their balls as they came on her, rolling them around in the soft frog of her hoof.

It was almost rapid-fire. As soon as that buck finished cumming and stepped away, another one approached from the other side and blew his load into her mane. Spitfire had turned into nothing but a living cum dumpster for the reindeer, and from the looks of it, she could not have enjoyed anything more.

Vixen suddenly pushed forward forcefully into Spitfire's throat, slipping down her throat. The pegasus deepthroated his long, tapered shaft with ease, stretching her tongue out to lap at the balls resting against her chin. Vixen groaned as he emptied his load directly into her stomach, placed a hoof in her cum-soaked mane to hold her in place.

At the same time, Rudolph slammed home into her pussy, despoting his own load there. Spitfire let out a gurgling moan around the cock in her throat as she was pumped full of reindeer cum from both ends, and another load flew out from somewhere else, draping across her wings. Vixen pulled out first, allowing Spitfire to take a gasp of air. Cum dribbled out from her lips and she quickly licked it up with her tongue before it could fall to the floor.

Vixen was suddenly back in front of her, dropping his balls in front of her muzzle. She eagerly began to lap at them, rolling the orbs around with her tongue before taking each individually into her mouth to suck on them. Vixen moaned with a smile, idly stroking his dick as his balls were tongue bathed.

Suddenly, Rainbow Dash appeared at his side and leaned down to take his softening cock into her mouth. The impromptu blowjob coupled with the ball sucking made quick work of bringing his penis back to full stiffness, and Rainbow grinned excitedly around the base of his shaft at just how long he was. She pumped her head up and down, sucking him off rapidly, desperate for his second load.

With Dash sucking him off and Spitfire lapping at his sensitive sack, Vixen was doomed to cum quickly. His dick erupted in Rainbow's mouth, and she pulled off to the tip to let the large load pool in her mouth. As he stopped cumming, she pulled off fully before leaning down to Spitfire.

Her mouth opened partially as Spitfire's lay open beneath it, allowing a string of cum to drool out into her mouth. The reindeer gathered around the two all let out moans and cheers as Rainbow Dash snowballed into Spitfire's mouth. After a moment, the cyan pegasus closed the gap and captured her captain's lips in a deep kiss. They closed their eyes as they leaned into each other, Dash raising a hoof to rest against the golden pegasus' face.

The rest of Vixen's cum was eagerly swapped between the two of them, the two pegasi passing it into each other's mouths as they made out. Their tongues intertwined, mingling with each other as they kissed. It was a while before they pulled away from each other, their open mouths panting for air, connected by dangling strands of saliva and cum. They both laughed breathlessly before leaning back in to kiss each other again. Spitfire pulled Dash in closer by her mane, unintentionally smearing deer cum in her prismatic hair.

Both barely felt as two reindeer lined up behind each of them and slid their dicks into each of their asses. Another buck positioned himself underneath Spitfire, and brought her rear down to slide his cock into her creampied pussy. The scene descended into a cacophonic orgy of orgasmic pleasure as Rainbow Dash and Spitfire were glazed with cum and other sexual fluids. At some point, a group of does had entered the stables and reindeers began to pair up and mount each other.

Soarin was having the time of his life as he fucked and got fucked, Comet by his side the whole evening. Watching them from a distance, Dash grinned as her face was coated with another layer of buck spunk as Spitfire ate out her jizz-filled pussy. Their fur and manes were totally covered in semen now, matted down and sticky. But that did nothing to break their determination.

The wild group fucked early into the morning, their delights never waning. Through the haze of booze and lust, the heady stench of sex and pleasure. At some point as the sun was just starting to rise, Spitfire was leaning back with Soarin and Rainbow cuddled into her sides as she was sensually fucked by Donner. It was a slow, sensitive pleasure, a nice wind-down from the evening. Slow and steady as Rainbow kissed her neck and Soarin dozed on the other side.

This was definitely a Hearth's Warming to remember. And with any luck, the start of a new and exciting tradition for The Wonderbolts. It had been a Happy Hearth’s Warming for all, and for all, a good night.

Author's Note

Ho ho ho, hoes! Happy Hearth's Warming! Hope you enjoyed this little romp!

TO ALL MY SMEXY FOLLOWERS AND EXTRA KINKY READERS:
Are you especially naughty? Do you want to find some "coal" in your stocking? Then get ready for an extra special chapter coming on Hearth's Warming Day! Just for you! Chapter 2: "The Naughty Fillies Get Coal" is coming December 25th! Follow this story and stay tuned!

The Naughty Fillies Get Coal

The sun was barely peeking out over the edge of the Arctic circle. Celestia must have decided that she would grace Santa's home with some unusual sun on Hearth's Warming day.

Rainbow Dash stepped outside of the stables, idly stretching her wings. That was the best sex she'd had in a while, and she needed to loosen up after the intense anal pounding she had just received. Speaking of... Dash raised one of her hind legs and strained for a moment. A wet, popping fart erupted out of her backside, squeezing leftover reindeer jizz from her loosened asshole. She sighed in relief, before turning as she heard a noise coming from around the side of the building. Curious, she walked over and peeked around the corner, her eyes widening at what she saw.

Dasher was behind the wooden building, sighing in relaxation as he openly pissed into the snow. Steam rose up off of his golden stream, spraying out of his softened deer dick and melting the snow where it landed. His face was one of utter content and satisfaction as he peed into the snow.

The pegasus licked her lips as she stealthily approached the pissing reindeer. Unfortunately, her hooves crunched in the snow, alerting Dasher to her presence. He quickly whipped his head around to see who was watching him, forcing himself to cut off his pee stream as well.

"Oh, uh, Rainbow Dash, right?" he said awkwardly as he spotted her. "W-what're you doing out here?" He adjusted his stance to hide what he had been doing, brushing the melting snow around with one of his rear hooves.

Rainbow threw a knowing look to the reindeer. "Uh huh," she said. "Oh I just wanted some fresh air, y'know?" she said taking a few steps closer. The acrid scent of urine hung in the air around Dasher, only amplified by the cold bite. "And what are you doing out here?"

"Fresh air," Dasher quickly said. "I mean, I wanted some, uh, fresh air... too."

His answer was pathetically unconvincing, and Rainbow chuckled as she stepped closer, right up next to him. "Right. You weren't pissing in the snow or anything." She gently pushed him to the side, pawing at the urine-melted snow with a hoof.

"What are you-" Dasher began to ask, but was quickly cut off as Rainbow collected a sample of the snow on her hoof, bringing it up to eye level to inspect it.

"You know, they always say 'don't eat the yellow snow...' but why?" the pegasus drawled. Then, to Dasher's surprise, Rainbow brought the yellow snow up to her lips and licked it off. She let it melt away in her mouth, savoring the salty flavor before swallowing, making sure to exaggerate so that Dasher could see. "It tastes better," she said simply before sitting, planting her flank in the middle of the puddle of reindeer piss-stained snow.

Dasher had no idea how to respond to the current situation. He was growing increasingly aroused, but he still needed to pee. As it turned out, the pegasus had a solution to that as well.

Rainbow Dash reached up to brush a hoof through her cum-glazed mane. "Uck, you all really made a mess of me in there," she commented, idly looking at the sticky substances that coated her hoof. "I could really use a shower," she said, eyeing Dasher seductively.

"W-what?"

The pegasus rolled her eyes. "A golden shower, dumbass. I'm asking you to piss on me."

Dasher supposed that he should not have been as surprised as he was. After all, the pegasus had essentially just tasted his pee. Besides, this kind of kinky shit was right up his alley. So he shook his head to clear the shock away, and took a bold step forward.

"A golden shower, huh," he murmured. "That what they give sluts like you in the locker rooms?"

Rainbow's eyes widened briefly, but she quickly settled into the dirty talk. "Mhm, all the time," she replied huskily. "I just can't help it. I love the warm, dirty piss soaking into my coat and my mane." She crawled forward until she was under Dasher's body. "The salty, disgusting taste of their pee filling my mouth." Dasher's penis twitched as it slowly slid out of its sheath. "Do it you sexy buck, piss on me!"

The reindeer did not need any more encouragement than that. A stream of golden pee arced out of his dick, splattering right on top of Rainbow's head. It mixed with the cum that was left behind, and trickled down her head behind her ears, running down her face. Her tongue shot out and licked at one of the rivlets dribbling down her muzzle. Her eyes were closed, and she tilted her lead back to bask in the depraved warmth of the piss shower, letting it spray into her face. She opened her mouth wide, letting the stream arc directly into her mouth.

Dasher's arousal grew tenfold when he heard the hollow splattering of his urine stream landing in Dash's mouth. He grinned as he relaxed his bladder as much as possible, increasing the pressure of the stream as much as he could. A hoof reached up to cradle his sheath and balls as he pissed, adding to his relief and pleasure.

"Holy fuck, Dash," he whispered. "You're fucking amazing."

The pegasus only hummed in affirmation as she continued to get drenched in his fluids. His bladder was not infinite however, and eventually the pee stream tricked to a halt. Dash followed the stream as it tapered off, bringing her damp muzzle right up to the source and lapping at the tip until the flow stopped.

Dasher chuckled as Rainbow took his hardening cock into her mouth, licking off the rest of the urine that remained. "Heh, you're a naughty filly, aren't ya," he playfully chided. "You know what naughty fillies get, don't ya?"

Rainbow slurped at the reindeer's dick before pulling off with a pop. She batted her eyelids sarcastically before asking, "Oh? What do naughty fillies get?"

With a sultry grin, Dasher answered. "Well, Dashie. Naughty fillies get coal."

The suggestion was yet another surprise for Rainbow Dash that night. She definitely was not opposed, being the kinky slut of a mare that she was, but she had not expected to take part in such scandalous activities tonight. "Oh really?" she asked with a sultry smile. "And here I thought all you deer folk were so vanilla."

Dasher burst out laughing at the comment. "You just drank my piss and you're calling me vanilla?" he choked out through his laughs. "What did they give you to drink in there?"

"You're quickly changing my opinion of that," Rainbow replied leaning back away with a grin. She crawled backwards, out from underneath Dasher and sat up. "Now come on, this naughty pony wants her stocking stuffed with coal!"

The reindeer supposed that he could not argue with that request. Without any delay, he turned around and flipped up his fluffy white tail, baring his anus to the pegasus. Dash licked her lips and leaned in, running her tongue along the wrinkled surface. Considering what was about to happen, it was surprisingly clean. It would not remain that way for long, however.

The puckered flesh flexed against her tongue, a dry whisper of anal air blowing out against her mouth. She huffed the scent. For all of the "not oftens" that had happened this evening, this was definitely the one that happened the least often. Dash intended to relish this experience. The butthole sputtered against her again and she eagerly lapped at the hole. The rancid taste of shit began to seep out onto her tongue and she pulled back in surprise.

Rainbow had expected a log of poop to slide out into her mouth, but that was not what she had gotten. Instead, a bunch of tiny pebble-shaped droppings spilled out into her mouth. She pulled away in surprise, mumbling frantically in question.

Dasher laughed from in front of her. "What, never seen deer pellets before?" he asked, continuing to shit out into the snow.

The pegasus had not expected it. Hesitantly, she bit into the pile of round pellets. The taste was slightly more subdued from the usual taste of fresh horseapples that Rainbow had become accustomed to, but it was not unwelcome. The smaller volume and firm texture made up for the lack of flavor.

She chewed through the ones in her mouth, swallowing as Dasher stopped shitting. A sizable pile had collected behind him and a decent amount of residue had clung to his rear. Her eyes darted between the pile and his dirty anus several times, trying to decide which she should go for. In the end, the choice was obvious.

Her tongue swiped up along the rim of Dasher's shit-stained anus. It was mostly cleaned off in a few licks, but she continued to eat out his ass anyways. And the reindeer seemed to enjoy it just as much. Soft, moaning pants escaped his throat as Rainbow dug her tongue into his pucker, and his dick slowly slid out and hardened.

Rainbow Dash reached around and fondled at his hard cock with a hoof as she stuck her tongue into the hole. Dasher had already been increasingly pent up throughout the entire experience, and it only took a few quick swipes to get him close. His ass tensed up around Dash's tongue, and his balls pulled up towards his cock before the long tapered shaft began to twitch. Within moments he was shooting thick strings of deer cum into the snow, right beside his pile of poop and yellow snow.

As he came down from his orgasm, Dash removed her tongue from his ass and let go of his dick. She leaned away, licking her lips and savoring the residual flavor of deer shit that had been left behind. She watched him pant against the stable walla for a few moments before her gaze lowered to the pile of droppings in the snow.

She reached down and collected a few on the tip of her hoof, examining them closely for a moment before popping them into her mouth like berries. The taste burst into her mouth and she couldn't help but give Dasher a shit eating grin as she turned to face her.

"Enjoying those?" he asked with a sly smirk.

Dash nodded in response, popping a few more in her mouth. "Maybe I'll save them as a snack for later," she said suggestively, nudging the pile with a wing. "Keep them as a travel sized scat-snack."

Dasher chuckled at the moniker, shaking his head. "They might start to smell after a while," he commented. "But hey, maybe Spitfire and the dude are into that!"

Dash smiled up at him, and he noticed the brown stains on her teeth. The sight sent another shudder of arousal through him. "Why don't we head inside. It's getting late. Er... um, early." Indeed, the sun was peeking over the tips of the ice mountains surrounding the North Pole.

Rainbow Dash stood, and followed Dasher towards the door. Her eyes were locked on to his rear the entire time, and all she could think was damn. She really needed to find a deer to fuck closer to home.

Author's Note

What? You thought that Rimmer wasn't going to do something dirty with deer pellets? I mean, comeon! You thought that RIMMER wasn't going to do something dirty with DEER PELLETS?! Who the fuck do you think I am?

A little short, but I wanted to give you all something dirty to read :)