Ponyville Mafia

Ponyville Mafia

By: Shock Jock

Prologue

The trio of human sat around the dusty room. Each did what they usually did while waiting for a call from their bosses. The younger male read a book and listened to music. The older male napped in the corner. And the young female complained. “Fuck, what is taking so long! When are going to get a call! I’m so bored!” she whined. She stomped over to young man laid her head on his shoulder. “Vita, do something, I’m bored.” The young man, Vita, shut off his music and turned his head to look at his female friend. “What do you expect me to do El? Bane told us it could be a week or so before the call comes in. Why don’t you go rob bank or do whatever criminal activity it is that you do in your free time.” He said. “But I can’t V, I can sense change in the air, and that’s a sure sign that something is going to happen. I need to be here and ready for when the call comes in.” El replied.

“Fine, just stop bugging me, I need to keep an eye my book.” Vita said, turning back to his book. “What’s so important about this one?” El asked, as she flopped down on a nearby bed. “It is a book that will give me full information on the world we are going to, to keep us in the know of the current situation and events in that place. Also, it’s one of Peter’s limited copies, so I need to be careful with it.” Vita replied. After that, they lapsed into silence, with only the older man’s snores being heard occasionally.

Five minutes later, the trio’s cellphones began to beep. They all reflexively whipped out their phones and spoke in unison. “We keep the Universe from falling apart.” On the other end of the line, a man’s chuckling could be heard. “Alright you three, I will be your ground control for this mission.” The man said. El groaned, “Fuck, it’s Bane.” The man continued speaking, ignoring El’s comment. “Alright, people, sound off.” “Vita Louis, Designation: 15, Aspect: Conscience.“ “El Argentine, Designation: 18, Aspect: Change.” “Ashes Lane, Designation: 27, Aspect: Destruction.“

Clapping could be heard over the phones. “OK, everyone’s accounted for. Now, mission. The doors will be opening soon, so be ready. Oh, and as a final note, the world you’re going to has a different sentient race in place of humans. So don’t be surprised if you three get transformed to fit in on the other side.” Bane said over the phone. The trio looked at each other in surprise. Vita cautiously asked the question on each of their minds. “Bane, what are likely to turn into?” Laughter could be heard over the phones for a few moments before the answer finally came in the form of one word.

"Ponies!"