Author's Note
Short little story I felt like writing. Nothing fancy.
Piss Drunk Love
Rainbow Dash’s prismatic mane stood out as she scanned the small sea of ponies gathered outside the Apple family estate. The party goers swayed to the thumping rhythm of the live country band performing while others sat and enjoyed the various and often apple flavored refreshments and assorted activities.
But the cyan pegasus was on a mission, a quest for the only thing that would wet her whistle; a tall wooden tankard of only the freshest brewed Apple family cider. And as soon as her eyes locked onto an available barrel stack up on the refreshments table, she beelined for it.
Her hooves trotted a path through the crowd like a jolt of lightning. One by one she slithered past every pony schmoozing away under the dim lights strung up from the Apple family house over to the barn. The night was young, but the festivities well under way, and the fashionable late Dash intended to not waste an iota of her time at this harvest celebration enjoying herself without a frothy mug of that legendary beverage she loved.
Dash grabbed an empty cup with one wing and had the other one ready to flip the spigot and let the amber liquid flow. But the soft thud of a plastic package slamming in front of the barrel denied her from tapping into the sweet taste drink. She looked up to see Applejack staring at her stone-faced.
“Uh uh, if you’re gonna have any cider tonight, you’re wearing one of these.”
Her eyes swirled in her head as it registered just what she was being presented; a ten pack of ultra absorbent heavy duty adult diapers.
“Hardy har har, very funny Applejack. Next time, leave the practical jokes to Pinkie Pie. Now get outta the way, I need my fix.”
Dash attempted to spear her wings past Applejack’s defenses, but each poke was blocked by the soft crinkling cube. The farm pony tore the top off with her teeth and shoved the open end of it right in front of the increasingly frustrated pegasus.
“I ain’t joking.”
Rainbow sighed.
“AJ I’m cool! Sometimes I get a little carried away, but can you blame me? This stuff is liquid gold! It won’t happen, I swear I can handle my cider better. Just let me have one mug.”
“Now where’d I hear that before…”
Dash’s words wanted to explode out of her mouth, but she stifled them between gritted teeth.
“It was one time!”
“Three. Three times. Don’t tell me you were too hungover to remember? Which ones do I need to remind you of, the couch, the bed or the-”
“Shut up, shut up, shut up!”
Rainbow whispered as moved to block any eavesdropping ponies from seeing the package, as some heads were already starting to glance over.
“Are you trying to make me die of embarrassment? You seriously can’t expect me to wear that just to drink cider!”
“I’d be far more embarrassed if I was wetting myself and everything around me. This way least you won’t make a mess. Not like anypony here doesn’t already know about your little cider accidents. They won’t care if you’re wearing something for ‘em.”
“Look just put one on. I don’t care if you drink a whole barrel, no two barrels, we got plenty this season, but you ain’t getting a single drop less you’re packing some serious padding.”
Just as Applejack spoke, Pinkie Pie pranced up and poured a full mug for herself. Dash salivary glands kicked into overdrive as she watched the cider cascade into the cup. The party pony took a long, almost exaggerated sip of the overflowing sickly sweet drink, leaving a foamy stache. She eagerly waved hello at her two friends before hopping back into the thick of the party.
That was all it took to send Rainbow Dash over the edge.
“Fine! But I’m taking your word for it. I’m drinking myself stupid tonight.”
“Be my guest”, she spoke as she handed Dash one of the folded rectangles, “And trust me, you’ll be so out of it you’ll forget about the diaper in no time.”
Rainbow dipped behind some of the stacked barrels and hastily unfurled both ends of the diaper. She eyed the design of the plain white diaper in an attempt to make heads or tails of which end went where. Slow but surely, albeit a bit haphazardly, she began to suss out how exactly to tape it around her tail and waist so that it fit snug enough to be comfortable.
She gave her hind legs a little shimmy and ran her the tip of her wings through the leg gathers to smooth out the bunched up fluff from her less than ex
Applejack had two mugs of cider at the ready as Rainbow’s reward.
“See? That wasn’t so hard now was it?”
Dash swiped both of them and knocked them back one after the other.
“Whatever. Now if you’ll excuse me I’ve got some embarrassment to drown.”
She helped herself to another refill before venturing back into the party.
Sure enough, Applejack was right on the money. Several servings of cider later and the shame fueled blush on her face turned to a lighter, more alcohol induced shade of pink. The diaper swaddling her backside was the least of her concern as she partied the night away with her friends.
Everypony else, however, couldn’t help but snicker and stare as the famed flyer crinkled around. Their laughter wasn’t necessarily done with malicious intentions, but more so redacted at how comical Dash looked cutting a rug with her inflated rear or mingling while doing her best to fight the waddling.
Most ponies were present at the last couple Apple family functions with all you can drink cider and witnessed first hand the havoc Rainbow Dash’s cider weakened bladder wrecked on the furniture and flooring, so little explanation was needed to keep guests from being too weirded out.
The more outwardly curious remained quite polite about the matter, turning to either Applejack or Twilight for an answer as to their friend’s garment choice.
“Yup, that’s a diaper. Got ‘em for her cause ain’t no way I’m letting her ruin any more couches or mattresses. Don’t mind it one bit, she’s just trying to enjoy herself.
“Diaper? Oh, yeah, you know Dash. She can get a little carried away sometimes. So I think she decided to play it safe rather than sorry this time around. Least she’s having fun, right?”
The short and simple answer satiated the party-goers confusion. Eventually it became as normal as an evening gown. Just a tad bit more thick and crinkly. And despite the infantile handicap, Rainbow still managed to remain the life of the party.
One would think it helped matter with how well it broke the ice and led to many an interesting conversation starter.
“Are those things comfortable? I’d imagine it’d be hard to trot with them on?”
“Hey, at least you don’t have to worry about the line at the outhouse, right?”
“Where’d you even get diapers that big?”
Rainbow retorted with whatever sarcastic remark her cider addled mind could scrounge up before changing the subject.
When it came down to Dash’s use of her diaper, however, most everypony did their best to look the other way when the time inevitably came around.
It wasn’t difficult for them to tell when it began to go down; Rainbow would freeze right in the middle of whatever she’d be doing, be it dancing, snacking on a pastry or drinking cider, or just talking, and completely space out as her natural instincts took control. For a long few seconds the world evaporated as she heeded nature’s call.
Dash was the only one unaware of what exactly was happening. For her it felt detour for her train of thought. For everpony else it was an inescapable vacuum of cringe inducing awkwardness. She’d just mentally doze off as her life long toilet training crumbled like a sugar cube dropped in a scalding cup of coffee in the middle of the crowd.
While it did make things a bit weird at times, the overall flow of the shindig remained intact. At least as much as it could with a grown mare parading around in a soggy diaper. Certainly far more so than if Rainbow Dash had taken a leak all over whatever chair or table she happened to be seated in, most agreed. So the strangeness of prismatic pegasus’ impromptu public potty breaks wore off surprisingly quickly, especially as some ponies began to reach the level of inebriation that Dash had already hit hours earlier.
“Woah there Rainbow, try not to spill any more of that cider or we’ll have to get you a bib to match.”
Pinkie joked as the two bumbled back from filling their cups.
“Whaddya talking about, I’m not spilling a single drop.”
Dash slurred as more cider dribbled from the corners of her mouth and down her neck.
As more cider coursed it’s way down to the slight beer belly she had developed over the many hours wasting the night away, so too did warm urine vacate the revolving door her bladder had been reduced to. She let loose another stream of piss into the now overworked diaper that swayed with every step.
“Ah dang it! Dash you’re starting to leak!”
“Hey, don’t worry ‘bout it, we’re outside so it’s all good! I’m just watering the flowers is all.”
“Whole reason I made you wear a diaper in the first place is to keep ya from making a mess. Least change the dang thing.”
“I got it, I got it, was just joshing ya. No problemo, A.J., one diaper change coming right up.”
She reached for the front of her sagging diaper and immediately lost her balance, landing flat on her behind. The warm, damp bulk pressing against her loins sent an unexpected shiver down her spine and left her face flushed red. The sopping wet padded interior hugged her butt like a warm rain cloud amidst the cool night air.
The sensation cut through her drunken stupor and awakened a certain dormant desire bubbling beneath her pent up subconscious. Her breath grew hot as her heart raced and her mind buzzed with lustful thoughts.
Without the chains of inhibition staying her hoof, she pressed it against the smooth plastic backed cover so that the thick, squishy interior could just ever so slightly tickle her marehood. Her friends failed to notice and simply thought she was trying and failing to get the diaper off of her.
“For all that protesting ya did earlier, you sure didn’t have trouble using those things.”
Twilight and Pinkie lifted Rainbow onto her feet and held onto her so she wouldn’t tumble over again, interrupting her masturbatory attempt. She simply clung off of them like deadweight, too absorbed in her cider fueled horny daze to so much as stand.
“She’s far too sloshed to walk straight, let alone change a diaper.”, Rarity chimed whilst giving the waterlogged underwear the widest birth she could, “Rather inelegant of a solution if you ask me.”
“Seemed like a good idea in my head, and it’s worked so far. Just didn’t think about the whole changing thing.
The six ponies huddled together exchanged expectant looks in the hopes one of them would deal with the elephant in the room.
“Well someone’s going to have to clean her up, and it ain’t gonna be me. I’m the one that bought ‘em so I did my part.”
“I’ve already had enough diaper duty with the Cake twins, I think I’m gonna pass.”
“Same. As much as I like watching little Flurry Heart, I can barely stand changing a foal let alone a grown mare.”
Rarity didn’t even dignify the thought of making her case for the matter.
The pressure finally mounted high enough to crack the yellow pegasus who’d been silently enjoying cider from the edge of the party the whole time.
“I-I’ll do it.”
The four breathed a sigh of relief.
“You sure Shy?”
Twilight spoke, her request for assurance tinged with a bit of faux empathy now that the dirty deed had been pawned off of her shoulders.
“Mhmm. I mean, I’ve babysat foals before, I don't think it’d be much different. Plus I’ve known Dash the longest so I, um, think it’ll be less awkward for everypony that way.”
Applejack retrieved the pack of diapers she tucked away earlier and passed it on.
“Well go right ahead then. Feel free to use the barn, we moved the animals elsewhere so they wouldn’t be bothered by our ruckus. Should be plenty private.”
The two pegasi carefully made their way over, Fluttershy taking her time to make sure she had a secure hold on Dash with one wing and the spare diapers with the other. As Applejack said, it was peacefully silent save for the muffled music and low roar of the crowd. The stables were wide open and dimly lit by a few stray lamps strewn against the walls.
They made their way to one of the stables that looked to have been just cleaned.
“Alrighty, just lay down here in the hay please, if that’s okay. It’s just so I can get you changed comfortably.”
Dash wobbled over and collapsed onto the soft bedding.
“Shy, these diapers are great, Applejack was onto something. You gotta put one on and let loose in it.”
Fluttershy shuffled her hooves as she pulled a spare diaper out of the crinkly confines of the package.
“I think, I’ll um, pass for now, Dash.”
“Then at least come over here and feel it for yourself. It’s so warm and soft and squishy.”
Rainbow tugged on Fluttershy’s hoof a bit harder than expected, sending her reeling over on top of her. Dash assailed her with a volley of soft kisses around her neck while she moved the yellow pegasus’ hoof toward her waist. Shy pulled away but remained frozen in panic.
“W-w-what are you d-d-doing Rainbow Dash!?”
“C’mon! Just having a little fun is all.”
“I don’t think this is a good idea.”
She wracked her brain to come up with any sort of excuse to wriggle her way out of the situation.
“Besides, I don’t want Discord to get the wrong idea if he were to find out about this, he’s the jealous type, you know how he gets...”
“Yeah well I know for a fact he’s also the kinky type.”
Dash put both her hooves around Fluttershy’s ass. She pulled her closer, and began gyrating against her hips.
“I don’t think he’d mind sharing you. And I wouldn’t mind returning the favor, we could both take his huge-”
“Don’t say that! I mean, no, I don’t, we can’t!”
“Shy, I may be drunk as a skunk, but it’s clear as day you want this just as badly as I do.”
Dash hit the nail on the head. She could protest all she wanted, but Fluttershy’s body betrayed her. Sure she wasn’t the strongest compared to Dash, but it wouldn’t take much to break out of her cider addled hold. She was kept on top by a very loose grip, and while fear and how suddenly Rainbow started her advance, not once did she really try to stop.
The warmth radiating from off her hot, pulsating body clearly meant that a suddenly awakened primal desire was welling up in the yellow pony as well. Despite the ice cold anxiety coursing through her veins, her chest clearly burned with a fervent fire. Her heart pounded so hard it felt like it was trying to break free and get close to Rainbow, whether Fluttershy wanted to or not.
With each passing second, she let herself get taken further and further in, allowing Dash to plant as many kisses as she wanted, each one a shockwave rippling all the way down her spine until it hit her quivering slit.
On top of all this lust welling up within her, the soft and supple diaper rubbing against her crotch made her even dizzier. The fact that she herself had hit the upper limit of her own alcohol intake earlier didn’t help matters. Her brain swelled the more reality of the situation set in.
Is this really happening?
This is so scandalous, so very strange...
What would Discord say if he saw me like this?
Mounted on my best friend...
While she wore a diaper full to burst with pee...
The various filthy words she’d imagine him whispering in her ear rang out like gunshots in her head.
The tiny voice screaming at her to stop got softer and softer with each touch from Rainbow. It’d hadn’t been very loud to begin with, but now it was dead silent.
And unbeknownst to the shy pegasus, she had already completely taken the reins. Rainbow Dash didn’t have to move a muscle; Fluttershy’s hips did all the work. The rabid lust consumed her as she thrust deeper and deeper into Dash’s pelvis as their respective pussies clamored for release.
Their quick pecks on the neck had moved closer and closer to each other's cheeks until they finally locked lips. They sloppily wrestled their tongues over one another. Dash even began playfully nipping at Fluttershy who cried out in meek little meeps and moans.
Fully enraptured by the heat of the moment, her pace quickened. Both of their wings instinctually unfolded and flapped wildly. Their soft moans crescendoed into haggard panting. Both their bodies heaved forward, ever muscle contracting and curling with delight until the very last of their strength gave out.
And just like that they finished. They rolled over and passed out on the hay. Dash from the copious amounts of cider finally knocking her out and Fluttershy from the sheer shame slamming into her all at once. Not that either of them regretted it.
They were going to have a lot of explaining to do when Applejack checked the barn in the morning, but that was a long night’s sleep away.
