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                     Rainbow's stalker                     
                        -by Dr-J33-                        
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                     Rainbow's stalker                     
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Rainbow's stalker
It was a calm and pleasant day in ponyville, in the skies above the ponyville park, the Pegasus known as rainbow dash practiced her daredevil stunts in the air. But unknown to her, she was being watched.
Hiding in a large bush was a light grey unicorn with a purple mane and a scroll and quill for a cutie mark. He was written script.
For the longest time, written script had greatly admired rainbow dash from afar, and by admired I of course mean that he was disturbingly obsessed with her. He secretly watched her practice her stunts, he wrote short stories about her, he even joined a short lived rainbow dash fan club.
"oh rainbow dash." sighed written script.
The cyan Pegasus landed on the ground.
"that's enough for today." rainbow dash said to herself.
She trotted off in the direction of town.
"Someday you will be mine..." said written script.
Rainbow dash sat at a table in a ponyville cafe enjoying a sandwich. She didn't notice the light grey unicorn admiring her from a distance.
"so beautiful...." sighed written script.
"you still hooked on her?" asked a voice.
Written script turned to see his friend, comet tail standing next to him, looking at written script with a raised eyebrow.
"so." replied written script.
"All you do is stalk her and obsess over her." said comet tail. " have you ever once thought about actually asking her out?"
Written script looked at comet tail.
"a stallion should understand his mare, before he makes his move." said written script.
"which I's probably why you never had a date." said comet tail. "what do you even know about her?"
"well." began written script. "she's awesome, she's pretty, she's fast-"
"interests Romeo, INTERESTS." said comet tail.
"oh..... Uh....... Well...... She likes sandwiches?"
Comet tail looked at written script with a gaze that looked sort of like this.
T_T
"your telling me that you have been crushing on this mare for celestia knows how long and you don't even know what she likes?" asked comet tail.
"we'll where should I start oh all knowing yellow one?" said written script sarcastically.
"your on your own." said comet tail as he walked away.
Written script turned his gaze back to rainbow dash, who was now chatting with an orange filly with a purple mane that he recognized as the head of the rainbow dash fan club he was in.
And I'f he remembered correctly, she was the only pony who admired the Pegasus as much as he did.
An idea formed in written script's head.  
Scootaloo trotted down the ponyville streets, whistling a tune to herself. She was approaching an alley. As she walked past the alley, she was wrapped in a purple magic glow and was pulled into it. Written script sat next to a dumpster with his horn glowing purple.
"kid I need your help." said written script.
"STRANGER DANGER!" yelled scootaloo.
Written script quickly put a hoof in scootaloo's mouth, silencing her.
"no I need your help kid." said written script. "it's about rainbow dash."
Scootaloo removed the hoof from her mouth.
"rainbow dash?!" said scootaloo enthusiastically.
"I need to know what she likes." said written script.
"what's in it for me?" asked scootaloo.
Written script thought for a moment.
"five bits."
"deal." said scootaloo.
Written script set scootaloo down and floated out a quail and notepad.
"start talking." said written script.
"she likes daring do books." began scootaloo.
Written script began writing words down.
"go on." said written script.
"her favorite color is rainbow, she has a turtle named tank, she likes pranks, her goal is to be a wonderbolt, she hates mushy stuff, and she has a crush on the wonderbolt soarin."
Written script wrote it all down.
"wait she has a crush on soarin?" asked written script.
"yeah." said scootaloo. "I've met him before. He's a great colt, cute younger brother."
"I must adjust to this....." said written script.
"uh i was kind of supposed to meet with soarin's brother." said scootaloo. "can I go?"
"yeah sure kid." said written script.
He handed scootaloo five bits and the pegasus gleefully trotted away.
"i now have the knowledge to win rainbow dash!" said written script. "the only thing in my way is that unworthy fool soarin. I must take him out of the picture. But how.....?"
Just then, the grey earth pony known as lucky emerged from the dumpster.
"you could try trapping him." said lucky.
Written script looked at lucky and smiled.
"thanks I think I'll do that." said written script. "by the way, why are you in a dumpster?"
"my home got foreclosed." said lucky. "could I live with you? I don't snore and I'm a great cook."
Written script walked away. Lucky sighed.
"guess it's another night in carrot top's garage." said lucky.
Lucky trotted towards the direction of carrot top's home.
Soarin flew over the ponyville park. He stopped and landed in front of a tent with a sign in front of it. Soarin began to read the sign.
"free pie."
Soarin grinned from ear to ear and ran into the tent. Immediately after entering he was knocked out by a frying pan held magically by written script.
"sorry fly boy." said written script. "but I can't have any competition."
Written script tied soarin up and put his unconscious body into a covered wagon.
"now to start my plan." said written script.
Written script trotted away with the wagon in tow to hide soarin.
Written script trotted into the ponyville library. He was about to initiate the first step of his plan.
Written script crept towards the daring do books. He then took out a piece of paper with a note written on it.
"oh she will love this." Said written script.
Written script grabbed a daring do book off the shelf and slipped the paper into it. Then written script put the book back on the shelf. Suddenly he realized something.
"where's the librarian?" thought written script.
He looked around and saw a purple unicorn mare he recognized as the librarian twilight sparkle who was too busy making out with comet tail to notice him.
"comet and the librarian?" thought written script. "who knew?"
He trotted out of the library.
About an hour later rainbow dash flew into the library.
"hey twi-"
She looked at twilight who was still making out with comet tail. The cyan Pegasus sighed.
"get a room." muttered rainbow dash.
She grabbed a daring do book and flew out at lightning speeds, startling the two unicorns.
"what was that!?" asked twilight.
"I don't know!" replied comet tail.
Spike walked in munching on a doughnut but stopped at the sight before him.
The dragon let out a loud girly scream.
Rainbow dash sat down on her bed with her book.
"let's see daring do take on the sapphire sea ponies." said rainbow dash.
When she opened her book she noticed a piece of paper within it. Curious, she took it out and began to read it.
"dear rainbow dash, meet me at the address below tonight, your secret admirer."
"secret admirer?" thought rainbow dash. "better not be scootaloo trying to prank me again."
That evening she flew to the address written in the note.
"this must be the place." said rainbow dash.
Rainbow knocked on the door and written script answered it.
"ah hello rainbow dash." said written script. "come in."
The cyan Pegasus entered the house. Inside there was a table set with a candle on it.
"so your the admirer?" asked rainbow dash.
"yes I am!" said written script, a wide grin on his face.
"so who are you anyways?" asked rainbow dash.
Written script's smile quickly faded.
"I'm written script...... I was in your fanclub."
"oh right...... I totally remember that," rainbow lied.
"please have a seat." said written script.
The two ponies took seats at the table.
"so what do you do round here?" asked rainbow dash.
"I'm a writer." said written script. "maybe you heard of my work."
"no I probably haven't." said rainbow dash.
"that's a shame." said written script, slightly disappointed.
Then a rattling noise was heard.
"what was that?" asked rainbow dash.
"probably my neighbor." said written script. "that dj shakes my house whenever she jams out."
Then a closet door broke down and a restrained soarin fell out.
"holy!" yelled rainbow dash.
"uh........ Oh no a thief!" said written script.
"mmmmfffffff mmmmmmfffff!" yelled soarin, his voice muffled by a piece of fabric covering his mouth.
"why is there a wonderbolt tied up in your closet?" asked rainbow dash.
"why not?" relied written script nervously.
Rainbow dash gave him an angry glare.
"okay fine," began written script. "he's not worthy for you!"
"worthy what?" asked rainbow dash.
"I love you rainbow dash!" yelled written script! "I've loved you when I first laid my eyes on you!"
Rainbow dash backed up against a wall.
"celestia help me."
"ive loved you every time I watched you practice your awesome stunts, exercise, and take baths.
Rainbow dash's face gained a shocked expression.
"please just give me a chance!" yelled written script. "I love you."
Rainbow dash ran to a phone and dialed a number.
Written script: who are you calling?
Written script Sat in a prison cell writing on the walls on chalk.
"why can't I be with rainbow dash......" said written script. "WHY!?"
"because your a stalker kidnapper?" replied a guard.
The guard walked away laughing.
"if only I she was here." said written script.
Then two prison guards walked in holding rainbow dash.
"I'm innocent I tell ya!" yelled rainbow dash.
"you were spreading under the influence!" yelled a guard.
They threw her into written script's cell.
"stupid police." muttered rainbow dash.
Written script smiled. Rainbow looked at written script.
"uh oh......" said rainbow dash,
Written script glomped the cyan pegasus.
"GET ME OUT OF HERE!" yelled rainbow dash.
In the cell next to them, it's two occupants played a game of cards.
"shut up!" yelled caramel.
"the nerve of some ponies." said applejack.