Did you know that Vaporeon... (Tinker got stuck in his DS Phat again)

by Prince Polaris

Lost in Pal Park

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Magic is a strange, confusing, wonderful thing. It allows ponies to raise and lower the moon, it can freeze villans in statues of solid stone, it can change the form of changelings to match a pony down to the hairs in their mane, and sometimes, it makes mistakes.

Tinker sighed as he plugged his DS into the charger. He'd spent so long trying to catch one stupid legendary that the battery was dying, so now he had to plug the damn thing in! He stood up, wishing he could just hunt the thing down himself, then one of his paws slipped on a plate that he had left laying on the floor. As the floor rushed up to meet his face, Tinker's horns lit up with a strong burst of magic, an instinctual attempt to somehow prevent him from getting hurt.

Thing is, spontaneous magic was... finicky. Unpredictable. For Tinker, everything went white. Oh, and he disappeared. His room went silent, but the chonky DS sitting on the desk began to flicker, and the scenery swapped to a loading screen....

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Tinker groaned as he opened his eyes. He slowly sat up in... a field? How did he end up in a field? He stood up, stretching his legs a little bit. The landscape was oddly squarish, and the trees all looked similar. Hell, the grass looked weird. But there was a building in the distance! He stepped out of the taller grass, and once he was standing on the shorter stuff, he looked out at the building, but it didn't make him any less confused. There was a Pokéball emblazoned on it, right above the words "Pal Park".

"What the fuck?" Tinker said, taken entirely by surprise. He knew what it was, of course. The save-data-transfer place in the game he was playing, but how did he end up here? Was he dreaming? To save himself the spiral of confusion, he assumed that yes, he was dreaming. Well, fine. Deciding to go along with his situation, Tinker began to walk to the left, heading for the watery area. He wasn't sure he trusted the grass, and the water seemed safer for now.

He didn't see anything interesting at the ocean, though. Just gentle waves, and the salty sea air blowing at him. Tinker didn't like it very much, so he kept going, heading up the staircase that led to the mountainous area. He decided that he would make a loop of the complex, then he'd just go out and try exploring the game itself if he hadn't woken up by then. But Tinker managed to forget that it was a one way trip, and those little ledges were much bigger in person. All he could get to from this direction was the mountain pool, and if the water was clean, he figured it would be nice to get a drink.

Thankfully, one corner of the pool was only a few inches deep, and that is where Tinker went, instead of the other side which seemed to stretch so far down he couldn't see the bottom. He leaned down to drink some water, and he let out a yelp as the nearby water exploded in front of him, sending him stumbling backwards and falling down with a splash.

Once Tinker regined his footing, he growled at the blue intruder, crouched slightly as if he was going to fight them. His glasses were properly scrambled by the water, so he could barely tell what it even was. To his surprise, it- no, she laughed at him, saying, "Oh, you wanna fight? Here? Well, sure!"

And before Tinker could say anything, he became the first pony in Equestria to experience the full force of Water Pulse. While he wasn't actually a Pokémon, he certainly seemed to be under the effects of confusion as he escaped from the jet of water, rolling onto his belly and coughing a little as his wings flared out to try shaking water off of themselves.

Now, it wasn't normal for another Pokémon to just... fall over like that, so the creature came closer, and she was surprised to see the brown creature cower away, saying, "N-No, I don't wanna fight, I can't even swim!"

She tilted her head as he pulled off his glasses to clean them, and her eyes went wide as she realized that she'd just blasted a pony with one of her moves! Once Tinker cleaned them with his magic, he put them back on, and he looked over to the... Vaporeon.

"What the... Vaporeon?" Tinker asked, looking confused. "S-Sweet Celestia, a-am I really in a Pokémon game?" He said with wide eyes. Though, he didn't understand why she looked so... worried.

But then she spoke, saying, "O-Oh! I-I'm so sorry! I didn't realize you were a pony!" She said. "Y-You look so different!"

Tinker chuckled a little as he stood up, saying, "Well, I uh, yeah, I'm not from here... jeez, I didn't think you guys were this big though" he said, looking over the Eeveelution. She was roughly the size of a smaller mare, or a really, really big dog.

She began to relax as she realized he wasn't mad, and she walked in a circle around him as she asked "How'd you get in here then? Ever since I got lost in here I've been the only one around other than the guy who tends to the plants..."

"It's... a very long story" Tinker said with a sigh. "I uh, I dunno what to do, either, I won't... hmm, I don't know when I'll be going home" he said, trying to figure out some way to explain to the dream Pokémon what he was doing there.

To his surprise, she gave him a rather... worrying smile. Worrying because it looked rather seductive, and he wasn't sure what to think of that. "Well, without anyone else to play with, it's been a very, very long time since I've gotten to fuck you know..." she said.

From the bright blush on Tinker's cheeks as he took a step back, she knew she had him. Sure, Pokémon and Ponies didn't exactly bang often, but it wasn't unusual. Hell, sometimes it was pretty damn hard to tell the difference between Ponyta and a normal pony if one was looking at a still photo. Though it was usually the Ponyta on top, to save its partner from severe burns.

Tinker nervously looked to the ground and then back to her, saying, "W-Well I uh, that's not... I don't think I'm supposed to uh..." in a somewhat shaky voice. But she smiled at him, using another of her moves- charm. Suddenly, Tinker felt extremely attracted to the creature, and his wings flared back open slightly as his tail swished from side to side in the water. Vaporeon stepped closer and gave him a shove, making him squeak as he tumbled back and fell into the water again, laying on his back. Thankfully, the shallow water didn't cover his snout, so he was able to breathe even before he lifted his head to look at the Pokémon.

Vaporeon had already sat down between his legs, and he shivered as she grabbed his shaft in her little paws, starting to stroke it slowly. She had a hungry look on her face, watching eagerly as his shaft began to fully harden. On the way, his knot slipped free from his sheath, and she gasped softly before saying "Oh, fuck yes... I've never seen one like this~" she cooed. Tinker couldn't think of anything to say, and even if he had, he could only moan when she began to lick his shaft, her surprisingly long tongue curling around it as she worked on covering the entire thing with licks.

When she got bored of that, she climbed up onto him, feeling his cock sliding along her body before pressing firmly against her folds. She shuddered at the touch, slowly grinding against him as she encouraged her tense body to loosen up. When the tip of his cock popped inside, she hissed with pleasure, and she slowly began backing up to bury the full length inside. Partway down, Tinker grabbed onto her firm hips, giving them a slight squeeze as he felt the muscles within them. That got her to look at him with a smirk on her face, and she teasingly said "Feel good~?" as she started to grind against his knot.

"Mmhf, s-sure does..." The dragonpony grunted, and he gasped in sync with her as she managed to pop the knot inside of her. With Tinker as deep inside of her as he could go, the Vaporeon squirmed in his lap, whimpering with bliss as she tightly clenched around him. It didn't last long though, because she pulled away soon after, popping his knot back out. When she began to ride him, she only slid down to the knot each time, wanting to save the thick bulge for their orgasms.

When she settled into the firm riding, neither of the pair bothered to speak outside of soft grunts and moans. Her hips flexed with strength as she stuffed the thick, throbbing stallionhood inside of herself, and Tinker's arms pulled down on each thrust to make sure the knot pressed against her folds on each push. Vaporeon was soaking wet, and Tinker's cock slid in and out of her without any resistance at all, feeling pretty similar to a mare undergoing an awful case of heat.

With how amazing it felt, it wasn't long before Tinker began to flare out, and Vaporeon's moans began to grow in volume as the thickening tip of his cock dragged against her inner walls. Before he managed to cum, she hit her own climax first, and she slammed herself down with a loud cry as she stuffed his knot inside of her. With his knot inside of her tightly squeezing vent, Tinker couldn't hold himself back if he tried, and a blast of thick, hot cum flooded the Pokémon mere seconds into her own orgasm.

It felt like minutes had pased by the time both creatures managed to ride out their joined orgasms, and Vaporeon was the first one to move as she slowly began to try pulling off of Tinker's shaft. He tried to hold her onto it, but she swatted his paws away, and she moaned as she popped his knot out and smoothly pulled off of him. "D-Damn..." Tinker mumbled, watching her climb off of him and stand in the water. This time, she used Aqua Ring, happily sighing as a coating of water flashed over her body, replenishing her stamina giving her back her energy.

The excited look she gave Tinker made his cock twitch, and then she used Tail Whip. It still didn't register in the dragonpony that she was using moves on him, and at this point, she almost didn't need to. She flopped onto her back in the water, saying, "C'mere, one more round~" in a thoroughly seductive tone. Excited to be on top this time, Tinker walked overtop of her, and since she was on her back, he decided to settle down on top of her in a mating press, making her squeak a little bit as he smoothly stuffed the first half of his cock back inside of her.

"This is for blasting me with water~" Tinker growled softly, nipping at the Pokémon's neck as he rammed the rest of his cock inside of her.

She arched her back against him, crying out a gaspy "YESS~!" as she tightly clenched around him, and Tinker smirked. He bit down on her neck again, this time properly biting her, pinning her down into the water. As he did, he began to thrust, and unlike what she had done, Tinker started to stuff his knot inside of her with each hard thrust. Their soaked hips produced loud, wet slaps, sending splashes of water into the air, but neither one of them cared.

Oh, her plan had worked wonderfully~! Instead of spending another night floating around in the water being bored, the Vaporeon was pinned down in the water, being rutted by one hell of a sexy stallion... honestly, it almost beat the time she spent with Charizard a while back. And for Tinker, he had gone from being lost in a Pokémon game to rutting the daylights out of a sexy Vaporeon, and Celestia could this creature squeeze around him, she almost felt better than a pony mare. And he could not only fit his entire cock, but he was able to knot-fuck her, which was usually too much for ponies.

Unlike Vaporon, Tinker couldn't breathe water, so he had to release the bite. As he looked up to suck in air, he actually sped up his thrusting, growling a little as he began to ram into the Pokémon a little bit harder. From the squeaky tone her moans seemed to take on, she liked it even more, but Tinker muffled those moans with a horny kiss as he went back to smothering the creature with his larger body.

She was surprised to have him kiss her like another pony, but when his long tongue slithered into her maw to lewdly rub against her own, she was hooked. Ponies didn't have tongues like some Pokémonn, but this one did, and she moaned loudly into the kiss as she did her best to engage in the horny makeout session.

During the kiss, Tinker began to flare out once more, and the flaring of his cock spurred him to thrust even faster, eager to feel his hips press against hers as many times as possible before he came. Just like before, Tinker's flaring shaft was enough to send Vaporeon into an orgasm, and the blue Pokémon's claws dug into his back as she grabbed tightly onto him, loudly moaning her pleasure into the kiss.

Vaporeon clamped down tight when she came, and Tinker only managed to stuff his knot into her a few more times before she managed to keep hold of it, trapping him inside of her with her strong lower muscles. Those same muscles easily coaxed Tinker into his own climax, and he broke the kiss as the first gush of cum flooded into Vaporeon, making her happily squeal with pleasure as she she began to milk him, synchronizing the tight clenches of her pussy with the throbs of his cock to get as much cum as possible out of him.

This time, Tinker managed to outlast Vaporeon, and he was still gently gushing smaller and smaller pulses of cum into her even after she had ridden out the waves of her own orgasm. When the final ones had escaped him, he slowly let himself go limp, groaning onto her neck as he went from pinning her down to laying on top of her.

"You're the best pony stallion I've ever been with~" Murred Vaporeon in a soft, pleasure-drunk voice as her smooth inner walls gently clenched around him. Tinker's voice rumbled to life as he softly said "S-Sexiest damn Pokémon I've ever been with, for sure...", and it actually managed to make her blush a little bit.

As both of the ponies were coming down from their afterglow, the world around them seemed to go silent. Vaporeon managed to notice it, but she didn't have time to say anything before the world suddenly went white once more.

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It had taken the Tree of Harmony a little while to realize that somepony had gotten trapped in an electronic device again. This was one of the scenarios it usually handled, since it was rare that ponies were able to fix it on their own. It snagged the remains of the odd spell that had been used to trap whoever it was, and it reversed it, applying its own magic...

And then it changed its focus elsewhere, preparing to rescue a lost foal from the Everfree, even if it needed to grow an entire root out to where the filly had gotten lost. That was its job, trying to rescue ponies who had no other help.

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Tinker awoke in a rather strange way. He woke up to the sensation of something squeezing his knot, which made him scrunch up his snout a little bit as he opened his eyes. And right above him was her. Vaporeon.

She was grinning down at him, and she placed her paws on his chest as she said "Hi there, Master~! Whatever brought you home snagged me with it, so I guess you'll have to be my trainer now...~" As she spoke, she ground down against his shaft, making it completely obvious that she had trapped Tinker's erection fully inside of her. Her tail had wrapped around his own as well, keeping her well anchored in his lap.

Tinker's cheeks turned a hot red as he looked around his room, he certainly was home... "I... b-but that makes you the only Pokémon here, my world doesn't uh, have any..." he said nervously, ears lowering with guilt.

She shrugged, and she laid herself down on top of him as she said "With you as my trainer, I wouldn't mind...~" She squeezed down tight around his shaft, driving the point home to him.

Tinker's paws came to rest on her hips again, and he gave them a squeeze. To Vaporeon's delight, he returned her smirk, saying, "I wouldn't mind being Equestria's first Pokémon trainer~".

In return, Tinker got an excited kiss from the smooth water-type, and as he closed his eyes, hugging her close to him, tongues rubbing together... he had a thought.

"Ya know, this reminds me of a copypasta..."


Author's Note

why?

well, someone in a reddit comment told me to

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