Prince Martin Willis Two. Official Unofficial sEventh Member (LOL!) Of The Mane Six

by apple short

Rating: teen
Tags: Crossover, Sex, Princess Celestia, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Romance, Princess Luna, Original Character, Spike, Other, Adventure
Length: 6263

After the owl of twilight casts a spell i journey with the mane six to fix it.

After falling through a portle to aquestria. After the defeat of the discord. Prince Martin Willis hangs with twilight and the owl only things dont go as they possibly would be. Book two of the trilogy.

Published 2012-10-03 12:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-12 14:27:11 UTC

one

After the utter and humilating defeat of the discord came a time of peace for Prince Martin Willis and the people of Ponyville. There was much sex and love and also Twilight married Willis but he was allowed to sleep with anything that needed help. This was all going to change when the owl of twilight appeared one day while doing drugs and we were partying and having massive sex.
“My owl is freaking high right now i think” Twilight screeched with the loudness of a million lost hearts and she was aptly upset and she visably cried with unbelievable passion and raw emoticon at the sight of the horror of the owl doing hard drugs like pot not just smoking like cigarettes.
“I always knew I was the better assistant to you!” said spike squeezing her plot and understanding that she was going through a hard time so leaving it at one squeeze. .(ps I let him do that cause we are tight) Openly I disdained him for the comment of cruel and unacceptable misdirection of hatred over his rival and stuck my tongue out for the pleasing of twilights nerves to be much eased. But spike and I high fived because we are buds and that was the truth. And it was funny.
Also guys my cutie mark is no longer a portle gun because I have defeated the discord and saved Equestria with it. So it became the heads of the mane six since my goal is to make them feel sexy. I am still orange with blue stripes and still have all the powers of the gun though. Also I still have one secret power that no ones knows left for special use within the later part of this.
The owl was marked for terrestrial switching since the entry of our world was inside of us all and he understood the power of being awake with knowledge and it was misbegotten with fear of the people that surround us in our every day life of horror and boredom.
I comforted her and secret high fived spike with much winking and motioned if he had gotten lucky with rarity since the summoning and he bunny speaked (we did that now since I traded lessons in love with rarity cat to angel bunny for it) back that ya it was so. and it was so. Then appointing my attention to my wife Twilight whom I love the best I made her understand with a hug and some French kisses and a squeeze below and above on her tingling body that her owl was probably just going thru a phase and that everyone does hard drugs once to see the feeling that it cause for the Aquestria.
“You are so freaking smart Martin” she bowed sexily with her mane and whispered playing with my hair that “is why I love you.” That slightly caused me to be mildly upset and annoyed to a tiny amount of being a little mad but I let it slide because she had had a long morning. Finding the owl (odeed) on pot.
That night we had all the mane six and Celest over for a sleep over at the order of her. And Celest brought Nightmare Moon. “My students fuck off. I must talk to Willis in the deepest of secret aloneness” she decreed with a massive voice of booming authority and a stamp of massive preportions that uncontrollably made us all be controlled to obey. “Willis” she spoke in a sexy voice tickling my ear and guts and tail and mane and hooves and nose and I sheepishly blushed and coyly hugged her.
“hi Lessy.” (Spoken like the word less and then e as in cheese. The s sounds like s not z because she is straight. Lessy is our nickname for her name and she accepts it as so)
“Hi Martin” She blushed back with beet red cheeks and heaving breasts because we always were close just not like Twilight and me. Because Twilight is purple and that is a cooler color than white and even Lessy knew of such things as the hard truth of the matter despite our deep connection and forever love.
“Nightmare Moon is having a bad day and she loves you since you saved the world and wants to be with you super quick if that is ok.” I squeezed her plot and gave her the thumbs up sign with one hand while touching her pony boobs with the other. Which meant we were cool and I asked if spike could come since we tend to share everything. “It will be as you shall want it martin and I hereby command you my student to go make love to Nightmare Moon.”
(Also I replaced Twilight as her favorite because we all agreed that that was better since I really was better than all the mane six combined.
I kissed Nightmare Moons butt and rubbed her other place and all six of her boobs. (she had six boobs because she is a pony nympho) That she got from transfusion and we made love to spikes help. Who licked us both all the way from inside our noses to the outer ring of our hooves sexily.
"OH CRAP THAT IS FREAKING GOOD DUDE." She used the Canterlots voice. And we had the most awesomely extreme and tasteful groupgasm in existence to ever touch Ponyville.
Suddenly the mane six burst through! Followed by celest! “It is freaking terrible martin screamed Celest” weeping and batting her wings and waving her hair while lifting her arms skyward with fear that twisted the joy from our loving and caused us to be deeply depressed with woa. “The owl is awake and he is superhigh and has a freaking spell book! We are royally screwed my students.” she yawned and we cried and I moaned in horror. And Fluttershy Pinkie Pie Rainbowdash shut their ears to withhold the knowledge of sadness from them and Twilight and Fluttershy and Celest hugged and kissed and played with each other and wept. For what appeared to be the final time and Applejack drank some Cider and patted my back and comforted me. While I stared into my hands thinking about the fate of us and shut my mind to the terrible fate that would undoubtedly destroy the future of happiness momentarily.
The owl burst through insanely spitting and he was on the pot and we fell asleep.
My dream happened. “This has come to pass now Martin” my dream spoke in an eerie voice like Ponified Morgan Freeman. “and your days of being at peace with the universe are about to be very changed up. Things will be different in a way that will prevent them from being the same again.”
I woke up sweaty and grapped at the mane of Twilight who slept next to me when the owl had come breathing into it for comfort and because it calmed us both. “This is the worstest news that has ever happened” I cried mightily and screamed like an anguished beast in mortified horror.
“What is the issue Martin?” Twilight sleepily hugging me to comfort. Asked in mild surprise.
“You will not freaking believe this crap I screeched horsely” (Lol!! I know its misspelled but get it? HORSEly XD) “Because I have just had an unbelievable dream featuring the voice of a famous dude who was on the earth back when I lived there and not in Equestria as your boyfriend.”
Suddenly the owl appeared and it was smoking pony diamond shards because weed was no longer eenough. “Hoo” it said somewhat lazily. “and because your dream means that it is going to be a horrible accident in the future.” It smoked the pot hard.
“That is some perfect knowledge I agreed” And Twilight seconded my agreeing with the owl and we kissed him slightly to show our gratitude but without tongue cause he still pot smoked despite our disapproval. I stroked his feathers seductively to tame him and shined his beak with my love of animals and Tehn everything got bad as losing the tournament at PORTAL to my loser friend jack rentonn. Who was mean for no reason even if it was his xbox because he was a dick and I came up with the idea to go there and have a tournament not him! So he should grow up and die because he is a slut puppet. And he only won because I am over PORTAL now and much more into the mane six. Who are not stupid like jack rentonn. Whose last name also sucks.
“Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!” Twilight cried out with ecstacy and strife in a moment of tense horror and her hooves covered her pony place. “What have you done foul second rate typer compared to spike” she screamed!
I wondered the issue and moved her hands. My jaw dropped like thunder and I widened my eyes and cried blood. “Twilight you have a man stick!” I looked around and saw so did the rest of the mane six. Celest didn’t and neither did Nightmare Moon but still it was bad.
“He has done the worst curse spell from my secret book of spells that go towards those who hate you Martin” Ever Twilight she sat down and raised. Her arms her mane and tail lifted up in shame and the worst of all. Lost hope and she greyed like she did in the first episode with discord. “He cast on us all DICKUS CREATUS and I cannot switch it back.”
I hugged her avoiding her unpony and unwife like bulge. The suddenly I really wanted to go see spike because we are bros and can shed tears over this together and just be cool.
Alright so I fixed all the writing problems you guys said from the last one. I joined the writers group learned to separate sentences and when people talk. And capitol the first word in a sentence and edited it all myself so the story should be good now.
Next chapter I will go with Celest who still can be loved and Nightmare Moon who can be loved but is shyer despite her rough personality and we will go to Granny Smith for knowledge about what to do and to fix the spell DICKUS CREATUS and Granny Smith will give me the secret of apple whispering for knowledge. Also I will meet my own pet probably called fluffy because he is an air breathing dolphin that Zecora gave me from her homeland in the other part of Equestria. We meet Zecora maybe too.

two

It was a day of spike knowledge and we were being cool bros while figuring the understanding of what took place with the shock of the scary owl on drugs.
"Martin we are fing in for it. They are all dudes now and that kills our power quest." His tail twitched with considerable force and he giggled in shame at the mock plot and sad life things we were dealing with. Because Twilight was now fing dicked and I could not be with her like was planned for the happy ever after.
Just when we were supremely down Nightmare Moon appeared covering her eyes steadily and giggling shyly into her hoof hair. "MARTIN WE SHOULD GET GOING KAY." She sauntered in with total jolly confusing our sadtime with her pleasurable aspect and complete untainted plot.
I cannot! I screamed most mightily and bit at my lower lip while eyeing her fine curved pony but and multi boobs with total jealous fit rage. "I am so overwhelmed by the situation that things are getting a little weird."
Spike felt it with me cause we are tight and he gave me a pat that stated it was ok dude. "It is ok dude." he said then whimpering with his lower lip jutted out in unmatchable sadness like super horrible extreme defeat that was undesirable beyond the expectation of our luck. "Things have gone to crap since we found the mane six ding dongd. It sucks fing hardcore."
She nodded understanding and rubbed her entire self across my chin with a grimace that made me kaboom with power all the way."WE SHOULD TOTALLY MAKE OUT TILL YOU TWO TOTAL BROS FEEL BETTER DUDE." she then shyed and went red. "ONLY IVE NEVER DONE IT WITH A DRAGON. EXCEPT THE LAST TIME WE DID. SO BE GENTLE SPIKE." she kicked a foot shyly then they made out with spike licking her all over and saturating her body with his scaled tail.
He wink grinned and we were totally set.
"f yeah we should Spike." high fived me and clapped to immense pleasure at the prospect of princess loving. "We are so the heroes of the world and we need this. Especially since your wife is pretty screwed." I agreed with immense coax and I took the hint and began to climb inside of her face and we tongue loved while spike created her lower belly into a spell of weak fitted mesmorization of amazement.
it did not last long and I quickly removed myself with utmost care to the privacy of perfected love making beyond the understanding of considerate care for them still going at it.I sulked sadly up to Celest squeezing her plot intensly for the back up trust and power we shared. "I am ruined becuase of that stupid owl!" I raged with my hands turned at the sky while she created lightning to bring affect and please me like i was in a mortal moment of sadness like in batman where his parents almost due.
"Let us see the apple farm for wisdom and they can catch up after their pony love." She nodded towards the room with the exmplary Spike and coy but totally nymp Nightmare Moon and nibble bit my face and we cuddled to extreme warmth and multi faced moment of brief new boyfriend girlfriend love and boomed to the barn.
suddenly granny smith was there and she had a jar of something explainable before us. "This is my new jelly. Eat it." she said with pride that rivaled herself with mass intro. we ate it and remarked to her with much love that it tasted really good. And it did so we won on that part. Then came the hard part.
"Granny smith the owl has ruined us!" Celest wept to torment the tears that leaped across her face and into the dirt. Sh ewept into Granny and poured out her deepest self onto the aged mares body. Letting it wreak into her skin and become as if of her. "We are ruined unless you can shed knowledge on how te reverse the spell!" I heaved her plot against my plot so that she could feel more comforatable and she sat on me while I. Caressed her and while she kissed me doubly back. When Lessy was comfortable but turned on from being on me yet not being able to control a thing about my movements or hers Granny Smith went on.
"Go find Cadence and Twilights brother Shiny One she and he will know this stuff."
she fell asleep and celest and me made coy temp boyfriend girlfriend love. I touched her boobs and rubbed her face till she laughed to the joyous occassion and become overwhelmed to be together. She was fulfilled beyond her steady stares and hugs only I could not be fulfilled. Just precisely Spike apeared with Nightmare Moon and they joined in. Still it was nothing so I ran away and cried.
Suddenly noticing the mane six on my cute mark I eyed myself unsatisfied because I couldn’t come before because my issues get hard. And with tears that brought down my face with exrushiating sadness that filled me with discord like despair. I started to molest myself with pitable exstacy and exacting grunts of bliss.
Suddenly Spike came by! “Dude what the fk is your problem!” He was angered to the foam and his breath stenched of flames and his claws gnashed in tiny grasps of gigantic problem. “because you are leaving me to love all the ponies while you screw yourself. And while I enjoy screwing the princesses and sleeping granny cause she asked and making them pleased with my tongue I am only a fing dragon and I don’t have a massive horse weenie like you.” He clenched in rage and spit flames at me and I cried with my hands uplifted in defensive fear at his behavior. “You did not come with the rest of us dude!” He roared like a griffon with toast and his tiny scaled back beat against the sun with bloated fury. “What is wrong with you man?”
“Stop it Spike stop ok just stop.” I shamefully trotted his way and seductively handled his spikes between my fingers whipping his tail around my horse plot. I Whispering into his smoke covered ears with a laugh I tickled his thoughts with my sexy voice. “I dont know Spike I whispered with pleasure and he blushed heavingly. “Maybe I am sad and we cant screw ponies together BECAUSE OF THE THOUGHT THAT MY WIFE TWILIGHT NOW HAS A FREAKING DICK YOU IDIOT!” I grabbed him with speed faster than Applejack running Rainbow dash flying combined and flung him at the sweet apple acres wall. He splatted into a billion broken bones and passed out.
“Dude what the heck!” He scratched his head sorely peeved and upset and full of deep dislike of the most equal kind. (because there is no hate in Equestria) “We are bros man. Just tell me next time and be cool but dont just leave me to love all the girl ponies alone man.” He pointed to my but and its cutie makr fingers curled out with spiteful air. “Just look at their heads when you are feeling about to go that way you can get a boost from the sexy faces of the mane six.”
I thought that was an ok acception to instead of having to molest me so we became fast friends again and he kissed me on the cheek in friendship. "I just dont like you sad is all." He wiped a tear from his face and i could tell it was the complete kind of intollerable seriousness. "Because we are deep bros and that is more than meets the eye." He brushed a claw against my cheek and cleared my tears away. No friend was needed else but him.
Just then suddenly when we got back granny came with important news that would rend my reality with an unthinkable realization that would carry me beyond what i thought available to my thoughts. "I give you this ok." She threw Appletini at me. "I could only shrunk and dedick only one pony with my ancient wisdom and I did applejack since she is used to getting small And because she is family and we are close." Applejack who was now reshrunk and named for that as Appletini sipped some tiny cider and nodded sympathetically full of understanding.
"She will be your guide on things apple in case bad stuff happens while you go. remember there is not a single thing that cannot be overcome if you put an apple into it." Then she slept but not before deeply gazing at me with intense study on my character for a moment of brief trust that stretched across her face and echoed into my complete ideal self that she recognized and pulled free. "See zecora she will give you a pet maybe." She said after looking me up and down with knowledge only old ponies have. I agreed that was probably smart.
Appletini sipped the cider and nodded totally agreeing with her too. "I'll be in your pocket if you need me yall. "She jumped into my pocket and I finger high fived her since she was technically tini and my whole hand would crush her. So she could feel the super kind of special togetherness only a pocket pal can get.
"YEs pockettini appletini!" We laughed and inside of my thoughts I was super pleased because while Celest and Nightmare Moon were great no one was my guide yet.
All right. I ran out of time to write so I meet zecora nad my dugong next chapter in a surprise. after that we will continue to head to the crystal mountain deep in the upper edge of Aquestria. I also will learn to make love again with better skills and the power of the mane six as my cutie mark! Also Celest and I become official while Nightmare Moon becomes. Super jealous and tries to fight me for supreme love that I offer while Twilight is stuck being uncured. Spike will soon become the official temp boyfriend of Nightmare Moon too while rarity is uncured so it works out in a pleasureable way that most cannot see.

Chapter 3

In the air i was riding on the back of Lezzy and my best effing friend Spike was on the back of Nightmaare Moon and we were heading to visit the caves of Zecora in the everfreed forest to mulch my pet and stab ideas into the minds of our weak built passion quest of fabulaous saving odd saving the mane six of horrible dickus spell and began to fly with steady readyness to the ice castle were the brother of Twilight and Cadance The Wise live and night dance.
Suddenly Pocketini appeared from my pony fashion that rarity made. And she asked quite steadily. “howdy What is with yall martin and how is your past superb to affect the meagerness of pony in the world we feature here?”
“Because you don’t understand.” I weeped mightily tears of my conquest and steadied the back of celests plot for better love flight and sighed. I rubbed her belly unseductively and in all friendliness Picking with great care that furthered her up in my fingers, we best friend squeezed. “I am the hero of earth before i got sent here.” It was nastlogic and i closed my eyes to let floods of dreams in daytime come to my vision of back thought. Pocketini sipped the cider and waitered.
i remembered what it was like in the past as a game player of Portal (i know you said no portles but the game is the past of him and it must be slightly here to give him flavors.) i was the champion of every torunement ever made for the game and because ethe epic of the skill that possessed my hands with fire of mad skill. Scientists studied the way that i was genious. They gave me the gun and whispered with long feathered fingers angling deep into my back. they whispered in teeth of chattering hush and their long black hair seducted in the breeze like violated strings and they hissed with awe. Their eyes were the largest black sphere of penetrating doom and they were stroking chins and botening their coats slowly.
“Willis this will be the saving of you in the future of not now but maybe even a new world of different epic stature.” The science hands caressed my good to believable epic skills body and new gun they had made and they whispered words with surprise like wonder of being alone with summer in daylight and they quietly added to themselves. “it is epic. He is perfect. Super awesome prince.” Then one of them chuckled with pleasure and wrapping his arms about me tickled me with sweetness and said. “things will be different probably and cause you to not quite bee assured.” His tongue licked the skin of my cheek and he splat his fingers on the gun they gave me and his glasses sparked to reveal passionate eyes. “you are now to be called Prince Martin Willis king of portles and traveler of worlds.” Then he poison gassed me to sleep and kicked me into the Aquestria hole. “go and conquer prince of awesome.” Then all went velvet green.
I came from the dream and pockitini sipped the cider. “that was a cool but deep story yall.” she sighed. “do not tell anyone else more yall till i can discover the meaning of this as the guide of you ponyhowdy.” She finger high fived with me in coolness and then bucked away back into the pocket of me and i shrugged with epicness.
Suddenly celest began to cry and she flitted to the ground and screeched horrendous noises and rubbed a hoof across her thighs and boobs. “this is too effing much my students!” she let me unmount onto her and then she wailed into the rocks and trees about us and she lifted her arms with rage that bulged her viney muscles to perplexed fashionable sexy lines and her plot weaved around with tears. “I am effing lost because i suck at flying long unknown ways around this place!” Nightmare Moon and Spike dispersed to do some stuff and look at weeds. And i ran to comfort the princess Lessy. I fingered her hair and grabbed at her horn and kissed it to release her sadness.
“I am just so effnig emotional right now!” She cried with a thunderous appall and realizing we had achieved boyfriend girlfriend status we made out and gave each other love till we oralasmied. (this does not count as what you call to be stupid plot because we are together only when it was emotional.)
“Willis!” It was celest and she was misjudging. “We must find the path!” we weeoed and only untongue kissed like regular ponies. we made second love and as we finished…………….
Suddenly Zecora showed up! “pRince Martin Willis you must come and visit my house. come so that we can come and i can give you a pet that will come and then we can tell you were to come to find where in the ice the brother of twilight and cadence come and what to do with all your
problems.” Here is the less adjectives simple worded unplotted past of willis that you begged with flecks of spittle and deriving comments of valliant hate that twisted my abundance of skill to your mired dirt dream of meh. despite the plot damage that you caused to the story by adding those bad rules it still became unfathomably full of wow so i guess that is good at least. Next chapter i will visit the hut of Zecora and then Lessy and i probably will find the crystal exit during emotional love to be a trial that will be weird but good. also i will get some good advice from pocketini and spike will rage about his shortness while Nightmare Moon will try and get him to be her temp boyfriend servant.

Chapter 4

Zecora’s cave was the best most evil looking good guy cave with mountianish eyes that stole the bowls of seals and perpetuated nightmares in the fears of the best of corrosive vats made to destroy the ugliness of creatures.
“effing this is my cave and you can see that sh’t is everywhere that hat can be.” she was totally depressed so I squeezed her but cheeks together and licked her stripe.
“It is ok because i am pRince Martin Willis and we have all come for directions to the cave of twilight’s brother and Cadence in the ice kingdom.” I kissed her assuredly and stroked her zebra hair and spike joined in and rubbed her legs while
“This is a pet for you and enjoy it you.” Zecora handed me a dugong and it meeped. “His name is Louie the dugong and he is awesome and long.” She rhymed like an expert and we made love with celests help on the floor and I whipped her hair across of her face and Lessy rubbed her boobs and she zebra screamed in pleasure and we all orgasmed. “Wow you are good at making love I wish we could make love all day and just make love.” She slicked back the sweat of her with her thumbs and stood up casually. “the dugong has a help for you when you need him too.”
I thanked her when suddenly spike burst in and he was flaming mad! “Effing I cannot take this bullcrap anymore willis.” I thumbed him up as best effing friends but he was totally depressed and fired off results at me and told me it was a useless effort like screaming into the back of a licherious mechanical vibration. He screamed with the rage of a violent neanderthall pony with blood in his eyes that smoked air into circles. “Effing i hate being small and Nightmare Moon told me to be her slave because i am her tiny fashion disk!” He raged like violent thunderclouds emitting whips of sunshine through the hair of his misdirected feats of vertical illusion. “Willis use your magic of portles and lengthen me to the epicness of ponys like to be as you are to lengthened.” HE clawed his face apathetically and tortured his vision with the boo hooing that caused even the teaseful Nightmare to blush. I smacked her plot assuredly and told Lessy my current GF to go ahead and please her to being calm again like it was before the blow of spike scarraw.
Suddenly zecora had a potion and it was filled with blue ooze that pussed out of it and licked up the wood of the floor. “He must eat this to be tall but it will suck and he will see that being tall is not for him to be.” She opened his mouth by the tickles nad stuck the bottle through his throat. He screamed a cry that caused his tears to croak from between his smoking face and his hands wrenched upward to ward the vileness of a potion from his throat in his lips. “EFFING NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” it was as he had worst feared wit hclearance to the piranha squeels and he floundered through the fright of his screaming squares of crietene.
“Effing no!” He screeched with shocked miasma and roared away with the bling of a billion maracas. “It is not in me to be tall anymore just find out where we are going because my size is perfect and we should find the cure to undick the mane six.” He cried emphatically and celest nodded. “My students this is a rip roaring good thing to be ideating for.” She winked with magic and spike rubbed his tongue across her cutie mark and through her plot and into the sparkles of her mane. She blushed and they made quieting love while I also loved the Nightmare Moon to soften of her to be the goodest most gryphon girlfriend of spike.
“Zecora nodded and pleasing herself she touched her boobs till we all orgasmed in joy that exstacied ourselves skyward to float like thunderclouds across the sky to shoot out lightning with pleasure as our bolts of violent wheezing deep in love that realized our fears of being alone with a complete oneness allowing us to be procured. She spoke with heavy. “They are straight north like for a day.”
So we left with pocketini, Prince Martin Willis, Celest, Nightmare Moon, and my pet Louie the dugong.
Next chapter we meet the brother of twilight and fight with cadence and i learn to uncast dickus creatus and i discover the secret of my new cutie mark powers that have yet to be discovered by the amazingness i know.

five

When we got to the northern most port of everything created with blissful hiyacking and incomparable silly shine bright focus there was the house of village of The Brother Of Twilight and Cadence the Wise. Using alicorn magics Lessy commanded the door to unfurl like a sail when shot against the breeze of a sea turtles heart beat amid torrents of screaming and defiant bloodbaths of gushing horrors. We quated the door with a thick plot bump and it shot open to reveal quite openly with harsh awareness! It creaked together as we smacked it to openness and we all did four way tongue kissing love to charge me up for the asking of wisdom from Cadence.
Then with unbelievable vision we saw that Cadence was not the person we perceived her to be achieving in the north of the life of ponyville with the pony crystalness. She abused Twilights Brother with a whip when we entered and she was coated in black like an executioner. “Effing i told you not to touch my effing things you mothereffing buthole effing batty monkey weenie!” She smacked him hard in the jaw and he whimpered pleasurous against her with his tail and rubbed his clamp lipped face against her body.
“Cadence my student!” celest was boiling to the hard core and she shook like thunder dragged against her figure and she hugged me tightly as I backed her up and licked between her ears for comfort and support. She gave me a nod and rubbed our boobs together then spoke again. “Effing leave off your deviance and answer how to uncast the dickus creatus spell!”
She was shocked to shame and said. “You have to say dickus uncreatus and it will undo it.” she whipped her husband hard and he whimpergasmed. “But you have to effing do it. Right before a week is up or the cure is invalid and the spell becomes forever and the people affected with its maddening obsession dicked for life.” She disgusted at everyone and sat on her sexy small plot kicking The Brother Of Twilight absently with an echoing sigh.
I glanced at my watch and shot an oh no face to Celest. “That is tonight!” We wept mightily because of the knowledge of never go back in time. and I rubbed her tears against me.Spike and Nightmare Moon roared angrily with Spike crying at the thought of never ever ever ever ever ever again getting to kiss and make love to rarity because her body had been destroyed with a peepee.
Then an idea came to me from the pocket I concealed as my guides hideout. “howdy and Wait yall.” It was pocketini and she had some knowledge to dispense our way. She sipped the cider. “Because yall cutie mark is changed so it must mean power. And if we all make love to charge it like last time then it should bucking activate the skills you hide in your new cutie mark.” we finger fived again and winked. Pocket pal guide friends forever are the best friends in the world for looking out for you.
So we all group loved with desperate attention and fanatical slobber against squishing moist body and anguished ripe hearts of pony love. our tongues collided with a violent heat that crackled and flared like fire being drawn out of the flame with a poker i squeezed the boobs of Nightmare Moon and Spike licked my and Celests heads and Nightmare Moon joined Cadence with the defeating with pleasure of Twilights Brother and Twiligths brother made love to Celest and we all orgasmed to deep achievement!
Then it happened. MY BUT GLOWED AND THE MANE SIX STEPPED OUT OF THEIR HEADS ON MY CUTIE MARK AND INTO THE CRYSTAL DOMAIN OF CADANCE THE WISE! I had the power of summoning them as my new skill!
“Quickly my effing student martin!” Celest squeezed my shoulders and rubbed her hair in my face. “Return them to awesome.” She cried silently though and I looked into her eyes and saw that she was saddened with regret of fears we faced and that tomorrow our boyfriend girlfriend status would be over and I would be married again and unreachable except if she needed love for cheering up.
“Lessy what about us?” I was unsure. She wrapped her arm around me and sighing tears that wracked her body to a dispelled shiplike crash as she whispered into the wind that entered my ear she said. “My student I command you save them.” then she took nightmare moon and flew speedy quick to go get the Cute Crusaders to get a party ready for our triumphant return.
I wept with loss of perfect princess love untethered from her sun of welcome sky brightening day and sighed. She was a good princess. “Undickus creatus!” I screeched with a sigh as she commanded. Then after napping and renewed mane six love now that they had girlpony parts again we took The Brother Of Twilight Cadence and the mane six baked home.
So we did and the world was saved again by me and i broke up with lessy to be the husband of twilight again but we new our love for each other in that time was magnificent like stars in generations of midnight hues of . And spike didn’t break up with nightmare moon though and kept her on the side for much good loving and secret awereness for when rarity fashion threw him out for being somewhat of a dick. Pocketini grew to regular and sipped the cider with me. But the owl was still lost in drug induced enlightened spell trouble casting and our future in Equestria was about to be very changed indefinitely.
To be continued in the third and final book coming when I write it.