Roasting The Sun

by MASTERMIND360

Rating: teen
Tags: Slice of Life, Pinkie Pie (EqG), Rainbow Dash (EqG), Comedy, Equestria Girls, Sunset Shimmer, Profanity
Length: 2622

Shimmercode reaches 360K subscribers and to celebrate, her friends have to make a Short video of themselves roasting her.

Sunset's channel reaches 360K subscribers within a few months, and asked everyone she knew if they can roast her to celebrate. While most disagree to say such thing and even wondering why she would request such thing while some agreed to this.

This roast video is gonna be more entertaining with Sunset reacting to them.

Extra tags: Diamond Tiara, Sandlewood, Indigo,

This story is probably rated T because of the roasts contains profanity.

Published 2020-12-19 10:20:00 UTC
Last updated 2020-12-19 10:20:00 UTC

Roasts

It was a beautiful day at Canterlot. And a perfect day to celebrate something. And that something is celebrating Sunset's channel that has already reach 360K subscribers! Wow! Normally, it only took like a year and a half to reach 360K subscribers but thanks to Sunset and her awesome gaming content and editing skills, she somehow reached 360K within a few months. Few months, I know right?

In order to celebrate this, Sunset asked her friends to make a short film of themselves to roast her. Of course, not everyone agrees to this and even asked where and why she would asked them such thing. Though, Sunset replied that it's to celebrate her channel already hit 360K subscribers. Some even agreed to this, even some people else outside of CHS. Saying that it's just a roast, and if Sunset asked for this, then they give it to her, plus it wouldn't hurt if it's just a bit of roast.

So, at her house, Sunset was sitting on her coach while her camera is facing at her face. It took not too long for Sunset to finished set this all up, few hours ago, her friends had given her their own solo videos of them roasting her. And not too long for Sunset to edit them into together, so now it's time to get on with it.

"Hello my little sunshines, welcome back to ShimmerCode! My game channel!" Sunset announced on the camera. She was currently recording this video like now. "As you see, my channel has reach 360K Subscribers! Can't you believe it?! It took only like maybe a year and a half for other youtubers to reach that to me, I reached 360K in a few months! And to celebrate that, I have asked my friends to roast me! Some agreed while most disagreed but hey, I don't blame them. I knew they wouldn't agreed to this."

"Anyway, now you all know why we're here, let's move on to the first roast!" Sunset said. "The first person who will be roasting today is... Rainbow Dash!" She then started playing Rainbow's video and showing it to the viewers.

Sunset, I just wanna say congralutations on hitting 360K subscribers, I have no idea it only took you like few months to hit that and I thought it would took like a year! Anyway, here comes the roast! But I just want to answer that the reason why I agreed to do this is because I felt like I can give you payback for all the things you did in the past even though everyone has forgiven you but I figured that a little bit of payback wouldn't hurt as long as they don't go over your head."

Then Rainbow Dash was about to do the roast.

Sunset, I remember that day when we saw you doing a lot of fighting moves like, Street fighting, Kung Fu, Shaolin Kung Fu, Karate, Taekwando, wrestling, to be honest with you, I'm a bit of envy with you but I don't let that go over my head all the time.

Sunset paused the video and face at the camera's view. "Okay, what she just said it's true," Sunset claimed. "I mastered a lot of fighting moves ever since I came here. And to be frank with you Dash... I'm slowly getting sloppy with these moves."

Then she play the video as Rainbow continued.

Now, Sunset, since you mastered all moves that you have to take Jotaro's place to fight Dio because you knew too much of the Secrets of the World. You fought your hardest... but you failed because you're too stupid enough to not run away and dared to approach him.

Sunset crack down into laughter at the last part and paused the video. "She's gotta be kidding me!" She laughed some more. "Well, she did show me a fight between Jotaro and Dio, and If was in his place, I'm obviously going to lose. Plus, I'm mastering some even more moves like Tang Soo Do."

She un pause the video.

"And you know what else this is funny? This is not the first time you become famous, not even saving the school is not your first time becoming famous neither. You made a major appearances in Wild West game, called Red Dead Redemption 2 as a horse."

Sunset cracked up even some more. Rainbow Dash is not over with making horse jokes but as long as they're funny and not like having the people to get the wrong idea but that.

"Very classy with the horse jokes, Dash," Sunset remarked, still laughing. "But you know that has got to stop or else everyone might get the wrong idea. But thanks for the roast, Dash, and now we're moving on to the next one; Pinkie Pie!"

She then, selects the next video and showed it to the viewers.

"Sunset?" The camera shows nothing but Pinkie's room, and it's turning left and right to see where Pinkie is. "I'm over here, silly!" The camera turns to more right and only to find Pinkie Pie smiling at it. "There you are!"

Sunset paused the video. "She edited that," Sunset clarify. "What a way to start the roast."

"I wanna say that great job hitting 360K subscribers and much as I don't wanna say mean things about my friends, I'm willing to do this just because you asked for it! So Sunset, you're hair so like bacon, everyone would want to eat the hell outta you! Because you're bacon haired."

Sunset paused and tried to hold back her laughter. "Real funny, Pinkie..." She then let go of her laughter burst out laughing. "I mean, I always thought my hair looks like ketchup and mustard. No wonder everyone sometimes calls me, bacon haired girl."

"Not only that but, you used horse shampoo as your hair conditioner.

Sunset burst out laughing again at the last part. "Oh man, what's with the horse jokes?" Sunset then stopped laughing and calm down. "I mean, that's only a joke but nothing major."

"Not to mention that not only you're pretty smart at lot of things, well at least at Twilight's level, you can even understand what horses have to say! Applejack would've want to get milk from you!"

Sunset laughed her hardest like a cartoon character and even dropped her phone on the ground. "Oh, Pinkie!" Sunset calmed down a bit. "You're roasts are better than Rainbow Dash's! And Applejack, if you see this, then don't take this as offending or anything! Okay, that's all from Pinkie Pie, we're moving on to the next guest; Diamond Tiara!"

That other day, Diamond Tiara grown to be closer with Sunset as a whole. Sunset treated her as her little sister, Diamond looked up to her, because of Sunset, Diamond matured into a better person. Her friend; Silver Spoon agreed with them and they even befriended with the CMC. And with some words from Sunset, the CMC gave them a chance to prove themselves.

"Sunset, I just want to say that thank you for turning me into a better person! I never felt this happy in my whole life aside of being born as a rich girl and raised by my rich parents. Now here are some roasts and it's the best I could come up with, but before we do it, please forgive me if they hurt your feelings real bad."

Sunset paused the video. "It doesn't matter because I asked for it to celebrate my channel hitting 360K subscribers," Sunset said. "So I'm pretty sure it won't be that bad."

"Remember when we played Uno together? Everytime we play that, you always lose. But the point is, if you played actual gambling games like Blackjack, then you losed all your money. Sunset, you're so dumb that you suck at gambling games and you'll go Raging She-Demon all over the place and fucking killed the ones who you lose to!"

Sunset paused again. "I thought we're over with the whole She-Demon thing," Sunset said. "Well, what decent roast you got there, Diamond, but still, I don't approved that language, young lady!"

"But wait, here's some more. I remember how you defend me from some theives trying to rob me, and I gotta admit, you're pretty violent when kicking their asses. And Sunset, you're so violent that you make Bruce Lee go fuck himself because of how hot you are when facing him. And hear feared that you'll violently sexual assault him"

Sunset laughed a bit more. As much as she did not approved with that language spoken by Diamond, she did pretty much find it funny when joking that she can fight with other strong beings such as Dio or Bruce Lee.

"You also would've made a perfect actor to play as that girl in the new Tom and Jerry Movie."

Sunset paused again after hearing the last part. "Okay, everyone, if you all see this, then I need to remind you again, that I don't have anything compared with Chloe Grace Moretz, yeah, she's cool and all but to everyone, she's actually better. Not gonna lie, Diamond, but I don't think this roast is like the other roasts compared to this one."

"Okay, I'm pretty bad at roasts, they're not like my thing anymore after you change me. So I want to say that, that's all I got."

"All is forgiven," Sunset replied to the video. "But I still don't approved with that language, Diamond."

"Okay, next, we have the next guest to roast; Sandalwood!"

Then she showed the video of Sandalwood himself roasting Sunset through the viewers. "Sunset, I just wanna say congralutations on hitting 360K subscribers on your channel, it's one of your biggest achievements in your life! You're the one of the most hardworking best buds I've ever known! I hope that one day we'll be collaberating together in one gaming video of Among Us!"

She paused it again. "Oh, sure, bro, I'm pretty looking forward to that!" Sunset replied. "I'll take a rain check for that but I'm promise we'll be collaberating someday."

"So here are some roasts I've come up with the best I can. I hope you don't take this badly so I won't hurt you. You're subscribers are so high that you owned a lot of money and you used that money for good. Not just showing off that awesome motorcyle you bought prior to the Friendship Games, but no matter how cool you are, you'll always be the bacon haired girl you're really are. Becuase you're hair said so."

"Okay, how many times people made bacon haired jokes about me?" Sunset asked. "I feel like the bacon haired jokes and so does the horse jokes are used pretty often in this video. Not that I don't like them but I feel like they could just say something new."

"And there's something you don't know about Sunset. Not that she's from another world and has magic and all, but she's secretly an opponent to Thanos that when she has the infinity gauntlet, she would want to fistbump instead of snapping in order to erase him from existence."

"Okay, what's with everybody comparing me with some other fiction and anime characters?" Sunset wondered. "Just because I mastered a lot of fighting skills this world had to offer don't mean I am near anywhere their levels."

"Sunset, you are so good looking that you made Flash want to cheat on Princess Twilight with you."

It caught her off guard and paused the video. "What a roast there, Sandalwood, but pretty rude if Princess Twilight hears that."

"One last thing. Sunset. I remember that time in the art room, you volunteer to be a portrait for all of us to portrait you for our art class, and that outfit you wore, that long white sleeve shirt, long black knee socks but no pants or anything, you just sat down there with that outfit while we were portraiting you and to be honest, you were so flipping hot and that's why Flash would want to cheat on Princess Twilight."

Sunset blushed madly as the memory of that day had come back to her. "Okay, I'm still embarrassed and still don't know why they had me to wear that outfit and have my schoolmates to portrait me wearing that. Even though Flash finds me hot that day, I'd doubt he ever wanted me back since he's the one who broke up with me in the first place."

"So last but not least, we have, Indigo!"

She showed the last video of the roast, and that video is Indigo, inside a classroom in Crystal Prep and Sugercoat's finger was briefly seen when she gave Indigo the thumbs up.

"So Sunset, I had no idea how you reached 360K on your channel within few months but I just want to say that congralutations with that! And since you asked for this to celebrate, here is my roast; remember that day I cheated on the video game we're playing together? That I had you become blonde and you joined those blonde women, and then it turns out they're a criminal organization an we got away it? And I still can't forget on how I called you, Blondset Shimmer."

"Oh yeah, I remember that day," Sunset recalled. "We wouldn't been in that mess if you hadn't cheated in the first place. First, everyone calls me bacon haired girl, and then she called me Blondset Shimmer when I'm blonde."

"I still haven't forget that day when you changed your name into Dump Wheel, and then you became the laughing stock worldwide! (Laughed) Man, I still can't believe you come up with such name! Seriously, what were you thinking?!

"Okay, I'm kind of too eager with the name change months back," Sunset replied, looking at the viewers. "So I don't know what I was thinking. Yeah, okay let's move on from that."

"And let's not forget that how scarred you are when you saw your ex boyfriend naked! I wasn't there when that happened but Rainbow Dash told me. And on what she told me, it only took seeing an ex lover naked to scare you so fucking hard!"

"Wait, I don't remember seeing Flash completely naked," Sunset said confused. "I gotta asked Rainbow Dash about it."

"I also remembered that Rainbow Dash told me on how you were attracted to horses when you're fighting a giant version of your school's vice principal."

"Okay!" Sunset exclaimed. "Rainbow has been telling her about what we've been through these last 6 months. I don't know why Rainbow didn't recall back to those and used them as roasts."

"Anyway, these are all the roasts that my friends agreed to make these. Yeah, only five agreed but the most did not. But like I said, I don't blame them. And then again, thank you all for the 360K subscribers and you will be expecting some more from me after another long while becauase of crazy highschool moments and other social moments! Then again, see you all next time my little sunshines!!" She waved at the viewers and stopped recording.

Author's Note

The 4 events that Indigo mentioned are from my parody EG series from Fanfiction called; Equestria Girls: Regular Equestrian. So go checked that out if you're interested.

So that means the events from my parody EG series at Fanfiction are canon to the stories I'll be making on this website.

So this is it. The sun has been ROASTED for reaching 360K subscribers for her channel and all these roasts I come up with are probably not the best as I continued writing.

Pls no hate.