A beer bottle slammed against a man’s desk a second before the human himself fell into the office chair sitting in front of it. Swaying slightly, the man struggled to get his gaze to focus on the screen that rested mere inches away. The second he managed to focus, he briefly considered loading his favorite porno, but thought better of it.

“I need somethin better than that,” he murmured to himself.

To that effect he briefly thought about purchasing one of the newer models of V.R headwear, but remembered that despite the technology advancing considerably, it still gave him motion sickness. Rather then simple pornography, he found himself searching through a few websites in search of something far greatere. Something that would satisfy him far more than a simple video ever could.

Something like a sex toy.

Not just a sextoy, but one that could think, feel, and maybe even replace the hole in his heart left by her. The second his mind turned to the topic of his ex, the man took a swig of his drink, and upon managing to drown the thought, looked back at the screen. Focusing back to what he had been searching for, the man found that his wanderings had brought him to a page advertising bio droids.

The website showed lists of various humans both tall, short, male, female and even ones which fell between those two distinctions. It seemed like just about every possible option was available to him, even fictional characters like Cat Woman, or Batman for that matter. There was also a plethora of non default droids available for purchase like Liara from Mass effect, but nothing he had seen jumped out at the man.

With a sigh, he let his gaze wander across his desk, where it landed on a small blue frame which contained a picture of himself as well as someone else. Upon seeing her face again, he felt a white hot lance of anger, and indignation well up inside of himself. He wanted to break the offending picture, but decided to simply turn it away from him, and take another swig of his drink.

Swallowing the bitter tasting brew, the man tossed it into the corner of the room, where a robotic arm caught it and placed it in a recycling bin. The man didn't even notice this however, as seeing his ex’s face ignited something else inside of him. Lust. For despite her betrayal, Jessica had been attractive and had an ass that would make most men, and a good majority of women, weak in the knees.

Just thinking about that huge, pillowy butt of hers made the man become hard, and he turned back to the computer with a renewed focus. Navigating away from the more ‘normal’ options for sex droids, the human began to explore the more niche options. Gone were the traditionally attractive humans, which were replaced by creatures with more than four limbs, or who didn't fall into ‘normal’ gender roles.

Despite getting closer to what he truly desired, the human continued to go deeper, to search for something even more out there. He stopped upon reaching the page marked by the words ‘My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic.’ across the top. Here he hesitated, and for a moment, considered backing out of his search. A bout of embarrassment nearly making him abandon his consideration completely.

Pushing through that initial bit of trepidation, the man began to sift through the myriad of options before him. Not only were there the main six characters, but they also had a dizzying array of options as well. Which included but were not limited to; female, male, futa, femboy, butch female, as well as seemingly every combination of personality, and set of genitalia immaginable.

None of those more obvious answers interested the man however, and he continued on, scrolling through pages upon pages of background characters. Until he reached the one character that he liked above all others.

Diamond Tiara.

Her smug smile drew in his eye, and he knew the instant he opened her page that he was going to buy one of her. Upon adding a slightly altered female model to his cart, the male stopped, and moused back over the options. Scrolling through them, his cursor hovered over the femboy option nervously.

He had always known he was bisexual, but with the majority of his experience being with the opposite sex, it still felt a little odd to even consider exploring that part of himself. That was until a secret fantasy popped into the forefront of his mind, and the man imagined what it would be like to watch the two Diamond Tiara’s go at it. It was strange and a bit taboo to even fantasize about something like that, but the second he thought about the possibility it became locked in his mind.

He had to have them both.

Adding the second Diamond Tiara to his cart, the male was stopped by a red warning that had popped up on his screen.

Steadying his swaying body, the human peered intently at the tiny writing.

“Warning. Having two of the same character operational at the same time may lead to arguments between the bio droids. This may negatively impact the user experience, and blah blah blah,” the human read aloud. “Gimme dat fat femboy ass already.”

Scrolling through the options he made sure to give both models had a little more cushion on the back end before hovering over the complete purchase option. Again, embarrassment and a bit of regret popped into mind, the man remembering some of the many insults that had been leveled his way over the years. Creep, weirdo, and pervert being the main among them.

Pushing through all that, the human found his credit chit amid the discarded beer caps and began to slowly type in his information. Upon seeing just how much the two would cost him, the human winced in pain and made a note to pick up a few more coding jobs sometime soon. Sure human society had progressed to the point that he didn't need to work, but the man enjoyed his beer.

Among other luxuries.

And so with that final worry quashed, he added next day shipping, and hit confirm, submitting his order. With that done, a weight suddenly fell from his shoulders, and for the first time in several days his mood began to rise. In that moment he wasn't angry for being cheated on, or embarrassed due to one of his ex’s insults.

He was just excited for a package, as well as a little thirsty for another I.P.A.

“I should grab that last beer,” he muttered, only to yawn. “Then again it is pretty late.”

Looking down, his keyboard suddenly seemed strangely inviting, as if it may be the perfect place to rest his head.

“Just for a few minutes,” he murmured.

He was snoring by the time his cheek hit the desk.

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