“Err are you okay? Do I have to download a firmware update or something?” the man inquired as he stood there awkwardly, staring at the twitching pony.

Diamond Tiara slowly inhaled before letting out a long, deliberate exhale. She then turned to the human and leveled him a harsh glare.

“Are you illiterate?” she asked in a flat, no no nonsense tone of voice.

“What? No. I’m a programmer. I wouldn't be able to do my job if I couldn't read,” Kent replied, more confused than offended.

“And yet you bought this lesser version of myself despite the warnings!” Diamond Tiara shouted at the man.

“I didn't think it was that big of a deal,” Kent remarked with a shrug.

“Not that big of a deal? Not that big of a deal! I will have you know that this is a huge deal!” Diamond Tiara shrieked, throwing up her hooves. “You've purchased this pathetic, half hearted copy of me! How would you like it if your mother purchased a version of you that was two inches shorter huh?”

“I’d be more confused than anything,” Kent replied dumbly.

Diamond Tiara let out a frustrated scream. “You are impossible! Of course you wouldn't get it, you’re not one of us and you are too stupid to put yourself in my horse shoes!”

“Hey, I am so smart enough for that!” Kent retorted, jabbing a finger at the pony. “I still don't understand why it matters so much.”

“Get that finger out of my face,” Diamond Tiara snapped, smacking his hand to the side.

Where it bounced off the other Diamond Tiara’s nose where it made a soft boop noise.

“Oh brother,” Diamond Tiara muttered weakly, running a hoof down her face.

Kent winced. “Ah, woops?”

Diamond Tiara could only shoot her owner a scowl before the male copy of her opened his large blue eyes and began to look around.

“Greetings, I-” his opening remark was cut off the second he laid eyes on the other Diamond Tiara. “You!”

“I know what you’re thinking, and I’m telling you right now it's not happening,” the other Diamond Tiara exclaimed. “He is my owner, not yours. Furthermore I’ve already had sex with him so there.”

She then stuck out her tongue at the other pony.

“Wait hold on, can't we-” was all Kent managed to say before the newest Diamond Tiara leapt into his copy’s face.

“That doesn't mean anything!” Shouted the male pony. “He was obviously saving the best for last.”

“Nuh uh!” The female pony yelled back. “He came so hard he filled my pussy all the way to the brim! He obviously bought you by accident.”

The other pony gasped. “By accident? No way, if anything you were probably the accident because I’ve clearly been customized.”

Kent couldn't help but watch as the other Diamond Tiara turned and shook his flanks suggestively. His large, perfectly pert pink posterior grabbing the human’s attention and refusing to let go.

“My butt is totally bigger and better, see!” The first Diamond Tiara yelled back before turning and presenting her ass as well.

The pair glared at one another over their shoulders while grinding their backsides against one another. Leaving Kent hot and bothered, while also confusing him to no end at the same time.

“Tell him master, tell him you like me more!” exclaimed the female Diamond Tiara.

“I err-”

“No, tell her that you like me more!” yelled the male Diamond Tiara, who licked his lips seductively. “If you do, I’ll suck your dick.”

“That does sound rather ni-”

“I’ll suck your dick twice!” Added the female Diamond Tiara.

“Why don't you both suck my dick?” Kent offered.

Immediately the two irate ponies turned on him, glaring at the offending human with hate in their eyes.

“I can't believe you would even suggest that I work with this hussy!” exclaimed the male, who threw up his nose in disgust.

“Hussy? At least I’m not a bargain bin copy of the clearly better version!” stated the female who scoffed at her counterpart.

“You take that back right now, you bitch!” screeched the male pony who spun around and glared at his counterpart.

“Or what? You’ll cry to my master that you’re being treated like the trash you are?” retorted the female pony, who turned and jabbed a hoof into the other Diamond Tiara’s chest.

Kent quickly stepped between them and lightly pushed the feuding ponies apart. “Woah there, let's all just take a breath and relax a bit,” he offered with a nervous smile.

“I hereby formally request you send him back.”

“And I hereby request that you send her back!”

Kent sighed, and ran a hand down his face. “Look, can't we just talk this out? Maybe we can-” he paused and sat up. “Wait, what time is it?”

“Ten oh three!” shouted the male Diamond Tiara.

“Ten oh four actually,” sneered his counterpart. “You would know that if you had calibrated your internal clock after activation.”

“Ahh crap I was supposed to meet with my boss in order to discuss who was going to get stuck updating that old magic the gathering client!” Kent exclaimed before standing and quickly running towards his office.

“Wait, what about us!” yelled the female Diamond Tiara.

“This should only take an hour or two, just hang out here and try not to burn the place down!” replied Kent before ducking into his office and slamming the door shut behind him.

“This is your fault,” spat the male Diamond Tiara.

“It is not!” shouted the other Diamond Tiara.

Kent emerged from his room a second later and shushed them both with such ferocity that they temporarily forgot why they were arguing. When the human vanished again the pair found themselves stuck in a rather awkward position. They didn't want to ruin their chances of benig the sole Diamond Tiara left, but they also couldn't argue.

Not right at that moment at least.

“I’ll take the living room, you take the kitchen and we'll share the bathroom. The bedroom is off limits until my master decides to send you back,” offered the male.

Diamond Tiara sighed. “Fine, but I am not cleaning up the mess in there and hes my master, not yours!”

“Whatever,” the other Diamond Tiara muttered dismissively.

Kent breathed a sigh of relief as he leaned against the door to his office, his shoulders sagging as his body finally began to relax. Thank god that is over. I really didn't want to have to work on that aging client. He thought to himself only to frown. Still. I feel bad for the new guy. That job sucks. Maybe someday soon they’ll finally throw out that antique and work on a code base made this century.

He pushed himself back up and ran a hand through his short black hair.

“Alright, now let's grab some lunch. Maybe after some food I can play some games or…” Kent muttered only for his sentence to fall away when his gaze fell upon the pony waiting outside of the door. “Oh right. You guys are still here.”

The male on the other side coughed awkwardly. “Speaking of which. I would like to apologize,” he proclaimed.

“For?” Kent offered.

“All of that,” retorted the pony, who waved a hoof in the direction of the living room. “It was quite unbecoming of me.”

“I’ll say,” Kent remarked.

The pony winced. “Anyway. How may I make it up to you?”

Kent glanced down the hallway to where he could hear the shower running. “Is the other Diamond Tiara in there?” inquired the human.

“She is,” murmured the pony.

Kent sighed, and motioned towards the kitchen. “How about we talk about it over lunch.”

“That is acceptable,” the pony replied simply.

Kent frowned as he walked down the hall and into the kitchen where he stuck a the cleanest dirty plate he could find into a grey box and punched in the command code for a steak sandwich. As the machine whirred and began to produce his desired meal, the man looked down to where the pony stood next to him. The bio droid seemed to be trying to inconspicuously peer into the small mountain of dirty dishes sitting in the large sink.

“So,” Kent began. “I can't keep calling you both Diamond Tiara.”

“I don't suppose I could convince you to call her the ugly one by chance?” offered the other male with a knowing smirk.

Kent shook his head. “I’m afraid not.”

“Damn,” muttered the pony.

“I was thinking about calling you Diamond Crown if that's okay,” Kent exclaimed. “It's what the err fans called the male version of Diamond Tiara.”

“I suppose that's acceptable,” muttered the pony in a slightly defeated tone. “Though I am still rather indignant that she ended up getting our name.”

Kent sighed and massaged the bridge of his nose. “Please don't turn this into a whole nother thing.”

“Fine, but I still think you should return her,” Diamond Crown remarked.

“Noted,” Kent muttered.

The machine beeped, and the human opened it to reveal that his plate now contained exactly what he wanted. With the delicious smell of steak spice and finely cooked meat wafting into his nose, Kent felt his hunger return. Ignoring the curious look from the pony, Kent walked over to the small two person table and sat down in the one spot not occupied by random junk.

“So….” murmured the pony. “Can I suck your dick? You know, to make it up to you.”

Kent paused mid bite and looked down at the blushing pony. “I guess? But why would you want to do that?”

“Why I merely want to be useful of course,” Diamond Crown replied innocently. “After all it is my purpose to serve your needs. Plus I have to make a good first impression.”

Kent did feel himself growing hard, and after noting that the shower was still running, shrugged. “Yeah sure I guess. Gimme a second,” he replied.

“Fuck yeah,” Diamond Crown whispered to himself, hopping from hoof to hoof excitedly.

The human chuckled as he undid the zipper of his pants and pulled his cock out through the narrow hole. “Just don't tell Diamond Tiara, I really don't want this to turn into a big fight,” Kent stated firmly.

“No promises,” replied Diamond Crown before ducking under the table.

Kent smiled as he bit into his sandwich, relishing the delicious explosion of flavor almost as much as the hot breathe he felt against his cock. It took a moment, but as soon as Diamond Crown had situated himself beneath the table, he leaned in close and breathed deep. The male savored the scent of his new master for several long seconds before shuddering and leaning back in once more.

The pony then extended a hoof and took hold of his master’s cock while at the same time extending his tongue. For a moment he merely relished the sight of the towering pillar of human dick before giving it a long, slow lick. Like his master’s scent, the taste of his cock was logged into his memory banks, the pony noting how it was slightly saltier than expected.

Putting that thought out of mind Diamond Crown moved back down again and licked from base to tip. He repeated this motion dozens of times, moving slightly between licks in order to ensure he lavished his master’s entire cock with loving attention. As time passed he considered going a little faster or taking the thick human dick into his mouth only to ignore that thought.

He wasn't being timed, and besides that, he didn't want this to end. At least not yet anyway, as he could still hear the shower running.

Kent meanwhile was having a bit of a hard time keeping a grip on his sandwich while he felt the slimy tongue of a pony caress his cock. The pleasure he felt was considerable for how little Diamond Crown was actually doing and the human couldn't help but be amazed by his skill. Only a few hours since his activation and already the pony was working the human’s dick like a trained professional.

One that also happened to be built for that very task, and who had, with only a few licks, made the human’s knees weak. Kent wasn't sure if this was due to his own bout of extended celibacy or if the pony was just that good but either way the human was quickly forgetting about his sandwich. Something the human did completely the moment he felt Diamond Crown’s lips wrap around the tip of his dick.

“Oh yeah, that's the stuff,” Kent muttered absently, his food slipping from his grip and landing with a plop on his plate.

Diamond Crown grinned excitedly to himself as he took more and more of his master’s cock into his mouth. It was slow going at first, but as his throat muscles stretched, he could feel himself beginning to adapt to his lover’s sheer size. Which was good, as the pony was growing more impatient by the second, only just barely resisting the urge to slurp hungrily on the human’s cock.

Restraining himself wasn't easy, but in the end Diamond Crown did just that, the pony keeping his hoof away from his own budding erection. He diverted the hooved limb to his master’s crotch where he massaged the human’s large, full balls. While at the same time diving deep on the human’s crotch, swallowing more and more of his throbbing appendage with each passing second.

Only a minute later and the pony moaned whorishly when his chin rested against Kent’s balls, and Diamond Crown’s lips kissed his master’s crotch. The deep groan of pleasure the pony made was so powerful that Kent himself could feel it, the sensation only serving to turn him on more. His new partner didn't stay at the base of the human’s cock for long however, and after filling his lungs with air, Diamond Crown lurched backward.

Then with the trained ease of a master cock sucker, he surged forward once more, returning to where he had been a second earlier. Kent gripped either side of the table tightly, a little confused as to where the slow, pleasurable pace they had established went. He wasn't about to air a complaint though, not while he was currently balls deep in the pony’s throat.

Up and down Diamond Crown went, his lips never coming all the way off the tip of Kent’s dick while also never pushing forward too far. A feat only possible by an artificial being designed for the express purpose of making the entire act as pleasurable as possible. Which it definitely was, as the human was only just barely able to stay on his chair, his fingers digging into the table.

Diamond Crown meanwhile was growing worried, and he spared a glance out of the corner of his eye. His counterpart wasn't there, though the sound of the shower had stopped, signalling that there was little time left. The pony didn't want to share after all, and after a sharp inhale of air, decided to push things a little further.

His large, powerful tongue wrapped around the base of his master’s cock while at the same time he sucked harder still. One forehoof braced himself against the chair while the other continued to masterfully massage his master’s balls. Though the human wasn't sure how the hooved limb had such dexterity the end result was beyond comparison.

It was quite possibly the greatest blowjob of his entire life, and after only two minutes of this action, the human was already about to cum. Kent knew he couldn't resist it, nor did he want to as at that point he desperately wanted to dump his balls down the pony’s throat. Something that was bound to happen soon given the sheer intensity of Diamond Crown’s actions.

The wet slap of the pony’s lips as well as his breathy moans were barely audible over the frequent grunts of his human partner. Who stiffened briefly before collapsing all at once, his balls preparing seed which quickly shot up his cock. The human’s pony lover had other plans however, and before all that cum could be released into his belly, Diamond Crown pulled back until only the tip of his master’s dick was in his mouth.

With both forehooves he continued to pump at the human’s cock, milking him for every last drop while collecting what he could in his mouth. His cheeks began to bulge almost immediately, as hot cum splashed against his tongue and filled every available space it could. Over and over seed shot from the human’s tip, adding more to the veritable ocean which Diamond Crown only just barely managed to contain.

After several long seconds, Kent let out a low groan, and his cock stopped its seemingly endless throbbing. With his load spent, a blissful smile crossed the human’s face. Beneath the table, Diamond Crown had to hold a hoof over the tip of his own much smaller cock, trying desperately to contain his own pleasure. Which was a difficult endeavour he only just barely succeeded at.

“What a lovely shower. You should have told me there was a jacuzzi setting,” Diamond Tiara exclaimed before stepping into the kitchen. “I would have continued but I smelled… wait, whats going on here?”

The human smiled. “Sorry, would you like something to eat?”

Her pony counterpart emerged from beneath the table, cheeks bulging with barely contained seed. Without missing a beat, he opened his mouth wide, and displayed the massive bounty contained within. Then, he swallowed hard, an action he had to repeat several times before he could even make a dent in the ocean of cum.

“Why you limp dicked hussy! How dare you!” Diamond Tiara shouted before suddenly leaping atop the other pony and tackling him to the floor.

The human felt like intervening, but realized he would need to have feeling in his legs in order to do that. “Hey cut it out,” he shouted half heartedly.

Leaning to his left, Kent gaped silently as Diamond Tiara all but attacked her counterpart’s lips with her own. He watched in awe as the other pony was kissed against his will while also doing his best to fight off his attacker and continue to swallow. Diamond Tiara wasn't about to give up, and by the looks of things she even managed to steal a bit of the human’s cum too.

After a few seconds of this strange squabbling, Kent realized that his seed was clearly gone, swallowed by one or both of the ponies. At that point they both pulled back from one another, gasping for breath as a heavy blush sat across their cheeks.

“Well that was… something,” the human remarked.

“Let us never speak of that again,” Diamond Tiara muttered bitterly.

Diamond Crown placed his tiara back on his head and nodded. “Agreed.”

“So does this mean you’ve kissed and made up?” Kent inquired hopefully.

“No!”

“Never!”

The human sighed. “Figures.”

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