My name is Captain underpants, but it used to be james smithe, I was about to watch the captain underpants movie for the hundredth time, only for me to end up bald, fat, and wearing nothing but underwear and a cape.

Is this some kind of joke? If it is I'm not laughing.

Join captain underpants in: journey to talking pony land!

Disclaimer: I do not own my little pony or captain underpants.