Minarus' Diary; The Equestrian Civil War

Rumour runs rampant in the trenches... Our spies say that they have massive machines of steel that crawls on rubber tracks... Unstoppable machines that spew smoke and carry massive machine guns and cannons that no one could even imagine... They call them 'tanks' whatever that means... Me? I call bullshit on that! Not even Celestia has the tech for that... So I call absolute and utter bull crap... First to complain gets my middle finger pointed up at them in a big old 'fuck you, I don't give a shit!'... So whatever these things are... They're just stories made up to scare us... Celestian propaganda strikes again!