There's No Cock Like Horse Cock
Author's Note
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Princess Luna
“You’re stuck here, there’s no way back.”
Those words rang through Nick’s mind like an incessant bell. Stuck? In Equestria? But what about his friends? His family? His job?
“I’m so, so sorry. I can’t begin to understand how you feel. It just isn’t fair.”
No. It wasn’t. Nothing about this was fair. And yet, there was nothing he could do about it.
“Nick, is there anything at all I can do for you? I’ll go to any lengths to make you comfortable.”
There wasn’t. Truly, nothing would have made him feel better after hearing that horrible news.
Well… Except for one thing.
Nick found himself walking through the halls of Canterlot Castle, his mind doing much of the same. It had been three weeks since he had received the news that he’d never be leaving Equestria, and his nightly routine hadn’t changed since. Just as his mind wandered at night, so did he through the expansive and maze-like halls of his new home.
That had been his one condition. If he was going to be stuck in Equestria, he was at last going to live in the kind of splendor that had eluded him in his own world. No more struggling to make rent, spending what little money he had left on groceries, and working long shifts just to support himself.
Of course, with this change came some caveats. Being Equestria’s only human, he was essentially tailed by the Royal Guard at all times. A prevention method in case any crazed ponies tried to do anything to him, Celestia had said. Luna, on the other hand, had no such method in place. The Princess of the Night was content to let Nick explore the castle, and the city of Canterlot, to his heart’s desire at night.
As he passed by the glorious royal kitchen, he heard a noise coming from a door just beyond it.
Princess Luna’s door.
On any other night, Nick would have been content to simply walk on by and ignore what he was hearing, but tonight was different. He had been wandering for what felt like hours, and just having someone to talk to might help alleviate the feelings of doubt that clouded his mind.
With a nervous clearing of his throat, Nick rapped upon the wooden veneer of her door. He could hear her utter what sounded like a curse word, and some shuffling around before the mare slowly began trotting her way to the door. It swung inwards, revealing Princess Luna in all of her majestic glory.
“Oh. Hello, Nick. What brings you to my room tonight?”
Nick smiled at her. “Sorry to surprise you. I was just wandering a bit and heard you as I passed the kitchen, so I was wondering if you maybe wanted some company?”
Luna returned his smile, shuffling back and motioning with her hoof for him to come in. “Of course.”
This was the first time that Nick had entered into Luna’s private quarters, and he was surprised by how quaint the room was. The reputation of the Princess belied her decor. A simple wooden desk with a typewriter, and a bed large enough for three alicorns. The silk sheets felt heavenly on his hands as he took a seat on the edge of her bed.
“How are you tonight, Luna?”
Luna trotted over to her desk, leaning towards her typewriter and grabbing a piece of paper from it. “I’m doing well, though I do wish I could have written more of my novel tonight.”
“You write?” Nick asked as she placed the paper neatly on top of a stack on the desk. “What about?”
“I mostly write poetry,” Luna replied, turning away from him. “It soothes the nerves, I find.”
“Sorry if I interrupted you.”
“Don’t worry, I wasn’t doing anything of the sort when you knocked,” Luna replied.
Nick looked around the room for a moment, taking it all in. So this was Luna’s room? Not bad. His eyes, though, locked onto an item peeking out from beneath the bed.
Is that a…?
He was torn from his thoughts as he felt a weight press down on the bed next to him. “I see you’ve found my toy.”
“Uh… yeah,” Nick said, chuckling nervously. The last thing he had expected to see in the room of one of the Princesses was a sex toy. “Um, why is it a…?”
Nick spied Luna’s horn lighting up in his peripheral vision, grabbing hold of the toy and pulling it within view.
“A pocket pussy?” She finished for him. “I think you know why, Nick.”
He gulped, finally gathering the courage to look over to Luna. What he saw shook him to his core. Drooping down from beneath her barrel was the largest set of balls he had ever seen. The leathery black skin covering them looked to be practically sweating, and he could feel his heartbeat raising by the second.
“Oh my fucking god, y-you have a…”
“A cock, yes,” Luna said, smirking. “And judging by the fact that you haven’t yet gotten up and ran away, I dare say you might like it.”
It was no secret to anyone back where Nick came from that he was bisexual, but he had never even thought of horse cock before. Still, just looking at those mango sized nuts hanging beneath her taut frame had him feeling things he hadn’t since he’d landed in Equestria.
“They’re so big…” He said, subconsciously leaning towards them to get a better view. In front of them laid Luna’s sheath, containing what was no doubt going to be the largest dick he had ever seen.
Wait, going to be? I can’t possibly be into this, it’s crazy!
And yet, he didn’t pull away. Rather, he grew so close to Luna’s hefty sack that he could smell the musk permeating from it. Before he could even begin to consider what had come over him, he found his face pressed into it, his nose taking a big whiff of her. That lurid action elicited a moan from the mare above him, encouraging him to reach a hand out and grab hold of her weighty balls.
He could practically feel them churning in his hand, his mind running wild all the while. Shockingly, against all reason he would have had, his tongue escaped the confines of his mouth and slowly dragged up her sheath, leaving a thick trail of saliva.
“Mm… I had no idea you would be so… willing.”
Luna’s satisfied hum spurred him on further, especially as her shaft began to poke free of the sheath that had been hiding it. It was a deep blue, covered in black splotches. While his left hand continued tending to her needy balls, he reached his right hand out and wrapped it around her quickly stiffening rod, trailing it up and down as it grew. A bead of pre formed on her heart-shaped tip, and he was quick to lick it up, savoring the salty taste.
“Buck, you’re really good at, ah, tending to your Princess’s needs…” Luna moaned out, rubbing his head with her hoof. “But it would help even more if you let it inside your mouth.”
Not wanting to disappoint his Princess, Nick quickly opened his mouth, wrapping his lips around the tip of her meaty shaft. A steady flow of precum was his reward, and he ran his tongue over her head as he slowly took in more and more.
Before long, he was bobbing his head up and down on the Princess’s cock, all sanity having left his mind at the thought of pleasuring her. Nothing about this made sense, but he was too far gone at this point to even think about stopping. Of course, stopping wouldn’t be an option once Luna placed her other hoof atop his head, quickly pulling him towards her crotch. He gagged on her as he was forced deeper and deeper, his nose nearly slamming into her belly.
“Buck, your throat feels so good, Nick!” Luna shouted. Slowly, the princess pulled her cock back, leaving his throat feeling strangely empty. She was quick to fix that, slamming all fourteen inches of her shaft back home. He was nothing more than her new fucktoy, and she was all too happy to use him, letting free a pleasured whinny as her dick thrusted in and out.
Saliva coated every inch of it, and Nick had to brace himself against her thighs as he was used by her. Finally, after what felt like an eternity, Luna pulled free of him entirely. There wasn’t any time to question why as her horn lit up. Using her magic, she ripped his clothes apart entirely, leaving him entirely nude, and pinned beneath her. The blue light enveloped his body next, slowly flipping him over until he was on his hands and knees. Once it dissipated, he could feel her rock hard shaft slap onto his back.
His plump butt did a great job of hot-dogging her dick, and she hastily thrusted it between his cheeks. “You have a rather fat posterior,” Luna said, drawing a heated blush from him. “It’s practically begging to be fucked.”
At this point, Nick was aware of his own raging hard on leaking precum onto the sheets below, but with him being held in place magically, there was nothing he could do to alleviate the burning fire inside of his loins.
Rather, he could only groan as he felt Luna’s huge, sweaty balls smack into his butt over and over as he was played with. She was beginning to stream a puddle of pre onto his back, so much so that lube would be unnecessary, and he found himself wanting more.
“Please…”
“Please…” Luna smacked her hips forward again, her fat cock wedged between his cheeks, “what?”
“Please just fuck me!” Nick cried out, his need for pleasure taking over his mind entirely. “Shove your fat cock in me and just fuck me already, Luna!”
Luna smirked, grabbing hold of her cock with her hoof and pulling it back. Nick winced as he felt her enormous tip come to rest against his tight pucker. Slowly, teasingly, Luna pressed herself forward, not going far enough to penetrate him. “Beg more, Nick. Tell me why you belong in Equestria.”
Nick could do nothing but listen, still locked in place. “To be fucked by you, Luna!”
“And you’ll allow me to have my way with you whenever I so choose?” Luna asked.
Blinded by his need for cock, Nick frantically nodded his head. “Yes! Now please, just take me and have your way with me!”
“As you wish,” Luna replied, finally pressing forward enough to stretch him. Slowly, surely, his entrance began to widen until it was able to take in the head. Nick let out a boisterous moan as his anal virginity was taken by a magical horse. Everything about this situation was absurd, but he simply didn’t care. He just wanted to have some fun. As her head popped inside, LUna shimmied her hips, slowly forcing more of her shaft into the needy human.
He already felt so full, and yet he was certain that Luna wasn't even close to bottoming out. More and more of her thick, nearly three inch wide shaft inched its way inside until he could finally feel her medial ring pressing against his entrance. By this point, his prostate was already being fully pressed against and he could feel himself edging closer to the release he so badly wanted.
“Try to relax,” Luna said, his only warning before she enveloped him in her magic once more, swiftly pulling him backwards. The Princess herself fell backwards, dragging Nick along with her. He was riding her now, and she was using her magic to control every movement. Before he even knew what was happening, he could feel his ass smack down onto her hips. He had all of her inside of him, and he had never felt so good.
Just as quickly as he had been filled, he could feel himself being lifted up until only the tip remained inside. Without warning, he was slammed back down, his entire ass being filled in a split second. The action caused him to lose control, and he could feel himself spraying cum everywhere as he was used like a ragdoll, dragged up and down on the mare’s hefty tool at a pace he could only describe as torrid.
“Oh my god!” He cried out as his orgasm subsided. Then, he begged, “F-fuck me like a pony, Princess!”
She was all too happy to, quickly returning to the position they had started in. Her cock pistoned in and out of the human, who found himself loving every moment of it. Every clap of her balls against his, and every smack of her hips against his ass sent him soaring in pleasure.
“You really are nothing but a bucking whore, aren’t you?” Luna asked, slamming herself to the hilt and gyrating her hips. “I bet you wish you had a pussy so I could knock you up!”
“I do!” Nick cried out.
Luna leaned over him, huffing as she began taking shorter thrusts into him, her hips clapping against his ass more gently. “I’m going to call you Nicole now, because you’re nothing but my little whore filly. How does that sound, Nicole?”
“I-it sounds good!”
“Are you going to be my good filly from now on?” Luna asked, punctuating her request with a particularly powerful thrust. “You’ll let me fuck your ass whenever I want?”
“Y-yes! I’ll be your good filly forever, Princess Luna!”
Luna leaned back up, her thrusts becoming longer once more, sweat covering both of their bodies as her thick shaft plunged in and out of her new toy. “Then beg for my cum, Nicole.”
“P-please!” ‘Nicole’ yelled, “give me all of your cum! I need your hot spunk in my ass!”
“Then take it!” She yelled back, her pace now blindingly fast. Her human pet’s head slammed into the sheets in front of her as she was fucked brutally, possessively, by her new master. Nick was dead for now, replaced now by Nicole. And as Luna felt that familiar pressure in her loins, she leaned back down to speak into her ear.
“Take it all…”
Her thrusts became jerky, and finally she slammed home one last time. Much to Nicole’s immense pleasure, Luna’s cock blew in an eruption of piping hot spunk. It coated every bit of her insides, leaving no inch unfilled as she was plugged shut by Luna’s girth. More and more cum was ejected into her, and she could do nothing but moan into the sheets beneath her.
Before she knew it, Nicole blacked out as Luna fell atop her.
