The Jolly Bad Killer

Pinkie woke up to the sun streaming through her window. She rubbed her eyes, then bounced out of bed. As she went down the stairs, she thought she heard a voice whispering her name. Pinkie shugged it off and went to eat breakfast, which consisted of pancakes, eggs, bacon, and orange juice or milk. Then it struck her. There was a party that was to be thrown at Lyra Heartstring's house. She gobbled up her food and zoomed out the door, carrying boxes of streamers, party hats, cakes, and balloons. When she got there, the door was locked. Pinkie knocked loudly. Bonbon answered, wearing a strap-on dildo. She blushed, and said, "Oops, sorry Pinkie. I didn't know you were coming." "Oh, that's all right! What's that for?" Pinkie asked, pointing to the dildo. "Um, you don't wanna know..." answered Bonbon. "Okie-Dokie-Lokie!" said Pinkie, as she walked inside. She began to take out the streamers and ballons and put them up. She set the table and put the cakes and delicasies on it. Last, she hung up the Birthday banner. "Piiiiinkiiiieee..." she heard. Pinkie gasped, she reconised that voice! All of a sudden, she wasn't on the ground anymore, she was floating up in the air.There was a certain cyan pegusus flying around the sky. "Rainbow Dash! Help!" she screamed. "She can't hear you. You're dead. You are a spirit. I have taken your body. My name is Pinkamena Diane Pie." "Noooo!" screeched Pinkie.