Darth Vader orders a Hamburger

by AntiBronyBenSwolo

Rating: everyone
Tags: Human, Sunset Shimmer, Star Wars, Equestria Girls, Comedy, Random, Twilight Sparkle (EqG), Crossover
Length: 1091

Sunset Shimmer opens up a coffee shop and receives a peculiar customer with a peculiar order.

Sunset Shimmer opens up a coffee shop and receives a peculiar customer with a peculiar order.

Published 2020-12-15 10:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2020-12-15 10:00:00 UTC

haha burger go brrr

"Oh boy, today's the big day," Sunset Shimmer excitedly told herself as she tied an apron around her waist and a visor on her forehead, both of them with her signature red-and-yellow sun on the front. She activated a group of coffee pots and turned to see Sci-Twi behind her prepping a whole bunch of machinery behind her.

"You ready for this Twi?" Sunset asked, excited for the following events.

"Ready as I'll ever be, Sunny," the Human Twilight answered as Sunset left the front counter to the front door of a large enough building for Sunset Shimmer and her friends to start their own coffee shop. Sunset opened the door and found a large line of excited customers, sending Sunset Shimmer's emotions into a frenzy. On one hand, it's gonna be a long day if Sunset and Twilight have to deal with this many customers. On the other hand, this is kind of what you want when it's the restaurant's first day of business.

"Alright everybody, Sunset's Canterlot Coffee is open for business!!" Sunset declared as the large line of customers cheered Sunset's new business and came in through the front door to order.

About an hour has passed, and Sunset has made plenty of orders for plenty of customers and was just finishing up her latest order.

"Alright, I got a Pheonix Fire coffee for a Belle...Fortnite? Did I get that right?" Sunset asked as an angry Australian cyborg went up to claim the order

"OI! It's Fontire! Belle Fontire!" Belle said as Sunset handed her the coffee

"Sorry about that. Enjoy your drink," Sunset said as Belle nodded walked out the door past a large, dark, and ominous warrior with two white-armored soldiers behind him. It had become apparent that Darth Vader had come to order from Sunset's new shop.

"Can I help the next guest please?" Sunset asked as Vader walked up to the counter.

"Hello sir, welcome to Sunset's Canterlot Coffee, how may I help you?" Sunset asked as she got a notepad and pen out to take the Dark Lord's order.

"YES, HELLO, I'LL HAVE THE UHH--" Vader said, with his voice bellowing across the building, startling Sunset and gaining some unwanted attention from some of the customers.

"uuuuuhhhhhhh.......B U R G E R!?" Vader asked as Sci-Twi and Vader's accompanying stormtroopers broke out into laughter.

"Sir, we don't sell burgers here," Sunset explained as Twilight cannot contain her laughter.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T SE--?!?" Vader asked as his sentence was cut off, causing yet another chuckle from his stormtroopers and a wheeze from Twilight.

"We sell--We sell paninis and breakfast sandwiches," Sunset explained as Twilight wiped the laughter induced tears from her eyes.

"YOU THINK I KNOW WHAT A PANINI IS!?!?" Vader bellowed, causing his troopers to wheeze out in hilarity from their commanding officer's hilarious tone and ridiculous order. Some of the spectating customers garnered a chuckle and a bit more laughter from what they were witnessing.

"JUST GIVE ME A BURGER, EXTRA CHEESE!!!" Vader demanded, causing more laughter from everyone watching, except for Sunset, who was more worried than anything.

"No, we don't have Burger extra cheese, we have paninis and--" Sunset tried to explain before Vader cut her off.

"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! I NEED THIS!!" Vader tried to explain, clutching his robotic stomach in hunger. The stormtroopers, Twilight, and the customers continued their wheezing and laughter.

"Sir! Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave, and I know you don't want me to," Sunset threatened as she directed Vader's attention to the customer's concerned gazes, which wouldn't give a good reputation. Especially since it's her store's grand opening.

"WHY ARE YOU SUPPRESSING FOOD FROM THE PUBLIC???" Vader asked as Sunset sat down in defeat as she couldn't take much more of what was just happening, as her voice was drowned out by the sound of Vader's voice and the laughter of Sci-Twi and the stormtroopers. Just then, a sentient cucumber with a purple and yellow suit with suction cup ears walked in to make his own order but paused at the ensuing chaos.

"What the heck did I walk into?" Larry-Boy asked as he slowly backed away.

Half an hour later, Sunset sat down to take a breather after everything Vader tried to do and left Twilight to deal with taking the orders and making the coffee for a while. The orders complicated to make, so Sunset could trust Twilight with making them. Speaking of, once the orders were all cleared up, Twilight went to go comfort her friend regarding the unfortunate incident.

"Hey, are you OK?" Sci-Twi asked as she sat down next to Sunset.

"I wish I could say I am, but...I just..." Sunset said as she groaned at what had happened not too long ago.

"You're still worried about how Darth Vader acted, aren't you?" Twilight asked, comforting Sunset.

"Of course I am. The way he acted could have put my place in jeopardy. And it doesn't help the place just opened!" Sunset vented out.

"...You mean the kind where Sean Connery heckles Will Ferrell, or...?" Twilight joked as Sunset turned to Twilight.

"You know I didn't mean that kind of jeopardy, Twi," Sunset responded as she and Twilight couldn't help but let out a chuckle.

"Say, if you're feeling all better, you wanna help take orders again?" Twilight asked as Sunset nodded. The two girls hugged to help seal the deal and Sunset went up to take orders once more and found herself worried by the only customer in line: Darth Maul.

"Can I take your order, sir? And please take it seriously. I had to deal with another Sith Lord who didn't not too long ago," Sunset asked as Maul prepped his throat.

"I'll have a double triple balty deluxe on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim. I'll also have two number nines, a number nine large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda," Maul ordered as Sunset literally just gave up halfway through.

Sunset sighed as she said as that was the only thing she could say: "Uh-huh, yeah, get out,"

Author's Note

Wow, if I had a nickle for every time I wrote a meme-fic involving hamburgers, I'd have two nickles, which isn't a lot, but it's strange it happened twice.