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Chapter 1
Hi my name is jason. I’m a man in my early thirties who still enjoys halloween. I have almost finished my costume, I’m going as Alastor from Hazbin Hotel. I’ve been saving and collecting for every piece of my costume for months. And there is just one piece that I still don’t have...... the monocle.
It should be arriving today. So I’m just wearing the costume with makeup and holding my microphone cane and watching some my little pony episodes while I wait, I’m on the very last episodes of the series and I’m at the finale episode. Then a knock comes to the door.
-Knock- -Knock-
“Hmm, I hope that’s my monocle, can’t go out with propper eye wear” I said walking to the door. I opened the door to find some creepy guy with a small box. “I’ve brought your order to you in person, if that’s alright” said the man. ‘He seems familiar but I just can’t put my finger on it’
“Nah that’s fine, thanks for delivering it” I said taking the box. “Hope you enjoy yourself” said the man with an ominous tone, to which I dismissed. “absolutely” I said, while taking out the monocle and putting it in place. Then I got a bit dizzy and blacked out.
—Later—
“Ugh, where am I ” I said, then realized that my voice sounded just like Alastor. I got up off the ground and found myself in what appeared to be the pie family’s rock farm. ‘Oh. Shit. I’m a displaced like all those fanfics, and that guy must’ve been the merchant, that explains so much, how could I be so stu-wait a minute, that means I’m the real deal’
I looked at my hands and to my cane. I gave it a few taps. ‘Ok, it blinked, yup this is happening, well might as well make the best of it’ I began to smile. Then out of nowhere I felt a tug at my pant leg. I look down and see a little Pinkie Pie with a lifeless mane and no smile. ‘Oh my, this must be a little before the sonic Rainboom’
“Why hello little one, what’s your name ” I said kneeling down, to get a better look at the tiny filly. ‘If I’m Alastor, I might as well play the part’
“I’m Pinkie Pie, who are you mister?” said the tiny pink filly. ‘Here we go’
“Alastor, pleasure to be meeting you sweetheart, quite a pleasure ” I said talking rapidly and shaking her hoof, slightly startling her. ‘Yes! I am so selling it’
“Now I’m here because of unforeseen circumstances, which have brought me here to your rock farm ” I said with a little bit of flair. pinkie was frowning. “Smile, my dear! You know, you're never fully dressed without one! ” I said lifting her chin, never once removing my smile.
I got up, then began looking around. Then there was a huge explosion...... I turned around to see the sonic Rainboom. ‘Just in time’
Pinkie’s mane was all frizzy and poofy, and she was smiling. “Atta’girl, a smile looks splendid on you ” I said to her.
—Later—
Pinkie began putting together her first party, which I documented with a video camera. ‘I know this isn’t what Alastor would normally do, but I just need to do this, besides there’s nothing better to do..... hey what’dya know, I am doing what he would do, sweet’
I hid in the shadows (literally) and watched as Pinkie’s family saw all the decorations. I even got their smiles on camera, and pinkies cutie mark showing up.
‘Screw halloween, this is gonna be the most fun ever’
—Years Later at the summer sun celebration—
“Alastor where are you? I have a party to prepare for the new pony in town” said Pinkie.
I came up behind her from the shadows. “Marvelous! Would her name happen to be Twilight Sparkle by any chance? ” I asked. ‘How have I pulled this off for so long?’
Pinkie turned to face me. “Gasp, how did you know?” she asked.
“Oh my dear Pinkie Pie, I̴̡̜̗̜͍͚͈̾̂͂̀͘̕͝ ̸͉̺̒̅m̴̹͗̈́̐̈́͠ä̶͙̝̳̉̓̄͐k̴̗̝̮̑̏̾̈e̶͙̟̮̝̱͙͍̖̒͐͆͊͆ ̵̯̭͌̃̀̚̕ͅi̵̡̠͈͈͖̩̦͈̅̆̆͘t̴̨̼̠̪̱̪̉̒̓̅͌͒͆̀͜ ̸̧̨̙̬̬̼̙͙̅͑͒m̶̤̊̈̐̎̈́y̸̹̝̻̙̭̞̓ ̶̛̛͚́̀̋̈͂̈́b̵̺̐͌͜͠u̵̹̪̙̪͙͕͑͛͋̓͊͝ŝ̵̲̟̭į̷̧̺͙̻͉̠̠̉͘n̵̰̏̉̿̓̽̆ę̴̳̪̭̠͓̺̌ṡ̴̭͎̉̊̉̏͝͠s̸̨̩̹̼̜̠͓̋ ̷̨̢̳̖̘̝̲͉̌͊͝t̵̡͖̮̥̰́̈́̾o̶̼̗̥̯͓͙͍̩̍ ̸̨̨̹̹̭̺̖̀̓̓̕k̴̗̿̑͗̾̆͜n̷̤̝͎̬̣̫̋̇͗̍õ̵̬̭͚̳̼̻̜̤̿͐̈́́̚̚ŵ̶̦̼̱̯̯͜”
I said, letting my demon side show a bit and tilting my head.
“Oh Alastor you’re so funny” said Pinkie pie, completely unfazed by my antics. “sure, why not....Now what are we waiting for, we have a party to put together! ” I said.
—Later in Twilight’s library after Nightmare Moon’s return—
I watched as the bickered amongst themselves until Twilight said they had to get the elements of harmony.
“Splendid, I was wondering when you would all be going! ” I said drawing their attention to me, I just kept grinning, then tilted my head a bit making a few radio feedback noises. They all looked scared, then Pinkie drew their attention to her. “Hi Alastor, what are you doing here?” asked Pinkie. “just watching your friends bicker, I only wish I had brought some buttered popcorn ” I said.
“Pinkie Pie, what is that thing?” asked Applejack. “He’s just my demon friend, Alastor, nothing to worry about” said Pinkie with a giggle. “How do we know he isn’t working with Nightmare Moon?” said Rainbow, right in my face.
“Please, if I wanted to harm any of you, Í̵̧̬͖̭͚̹͚̩̃͂̓̈́͝͠ ̸̖͍̝̜̜̠͎̤̍́̐̈́̑̀̍͊w̴̢͚͔̠̹̫͈͖͂̋̔͐o̵̢̢̠͎͍̬̽̓͌͝ù̵̞̖̙̬͎̞̳̟̍ḷ̸̘͇̤̜̽̍̽d̸͉̰͎͇͈̟̆͜ ̷̙͓̦͚̩̹̘͉̃͆̉͗͌̿͗ḫ̸̎̉͛̌͛̓ă̸͎̞̖̤̑́̋̀̏͝v̶̬̣͕̋͆̈́͜e̵̮̪̮͕̤͆̃̈́̅ͅ ̵̜̙͂ḑ̸̡̛̳̼̯͉̠̹̑͊̊̊̐͒͘ǒ̶̜͔̲̬̥̝̙̈́̚͝ͅn̸͔̼̘̥̺͑͌̆ḙ̸̈́̍̈́̕ ̴͙̗̄̔s̸̡̙̠̆̿̇͌̍͌̕͠o̵̤̭̐͗͑͘̚ͅ ̷̭̗̲͙͎̘̊́̐̀̂̾á̶̩̈̋͒̌l̴͙̳͉͓̖͚̱̉͋͆̔̏͋͆͜r̵̥͙̕͝e̶͖̗̖͍̦͚̠̭͆̑͑͊̆à̴̝̦̰̹̓͗̈́̀̕͝d̴͖̥̬̤̺̻̝́̓̈́͗͆͑͊y̷̧̡̜̝͉͚͕̍̀̆́̈ͅ”
I said, demon side showing, making Rainbow back off, and probably scaring Fluttershy even more than she already was.
“So you’re a demon overlord” said Twilight in realization. ‘How did she know?’
“That is correct! ” I said, twirling my cane. “I’ve known Alastor since I was a filly, he’s been such a great friend” said Pinkie, making my eye twitch.
“what are you all standing around for, you have some elements of harmony to find, Nightmare Moon is already on her way ” I said, getting them to remember what was more important.
“He’s right we have to move fast” said Twilight. “Yay, come on Alastor, this will be fun” said Pinkie. “My, most deepest of sincere apologies, but I'm afraid I can’t go with you ” I said.
“Why not, is the big bad demon scared?” asked Rainbow. I just kept grinning. “HA,NO ” I said in her face.
“I’m just going to stay here with the baby dragon and read a book ” I said sitting in a chair and levitating a book over to myself. I opened the book and began reading.
“Can we trust him Sugarcube?” Applejack asked Pinkie. “Of, course he’ll behave, won’t you Alastor?” said Pinkie looking to me, to which I gave a thumbs up. “See, it’ll be fine” said Pinkie.
They all left the treehouse and went to find the elements, while I just sat back and continued reading.
“finally they’re gone ” I said with my grin.”now to send out a token ” I said. I brought out a small pocket sized radio, it was brown had three triangles for the channel viewing window, and beneath what seemed to be a cheshire grin.
“Hello, to anyone out there who finds this radio, I am Alastor, I am willing to help you out in any way I can, just turn the dial to Change the channel to the middle triangle and I’ll be there! “ I said into it. I then tossed it into a portal and got it back after a few moments. I then went back to reading a book.
—Later—
“I missed you big sister!” Said Luna.
-Clap- -Radio feedback- -Clap- -Clap- -Clap- -Radio feedback- -Clap-
They all looked towards where the clapping was coming from, only for me to walk into the light, my eyes glowing. “What a wonderful performance, drama, despair, failure, triumph, wonderful, just wonderful! I enjoyed every minute of it! I haven’t laughed that much since the stock-market crash of 1929, in another world! So many orphans ” I said with my grin never faltering.
“A demon! What are you doing here?” asked Celestia, beginning to get angry.
“Alastor! You came, did you see us take down the bad guy?” asked Pinkie, running up to me.
“Indeed I did, I wouldn’t miss it for the world! ” I said, smiling down at Pinkie.
“Who are you?” asked Celestia.
I began to sing.
Once my song ended Celestia was less convinced I was a good guy. I began shaking her hoof rapidly. “Alastor, pleasure to be meeting you sweetheart, quite a pleasure, never in my long years have I ever been in the presence of one of such majesty and Beauty! ” I said smiling and giving her the special Alastor charm.
“Im, sorry for him Princess, he’s Pinkie’s friend, and he is a little much, but if Pinkie can vouch for him, I trust him” said Twilight.
“Yeah, he’s been my friend since forever! He’s been good ever since! except for that one pony” said Pinkie.
“But they clearly deserved it, they made her cry! And I just can’t stand seeing a young little pony cry! ” I said defending myself.
“Yeah, besides, I’m sure their fur grew back eventually!” said Pinkie, not really helping my case.
Celestia looks at me and I just keep grinning like a psychopath, although I kind of am, must be the effect of being a demon.
“I don’t trust a demon, but if you do not harm any of my ponies, I can tolerate you, however if you do harm any of them, I will send you back to the pit you crawled out of!” said Celestia.
“Splendid, Pinkie pie my dear, I believe this deserves a party in the honor of the returned Princess Luna! ” I said, completely dismissing Celestia’s threat, surprising her.
“Ghasp! You’re right! We need to get started right away!” said Pinkie, starting to ramble on about cake and party supplies, all the while Celestia glared daggers at me.
I teleported right next to her by becoming a shadow and popping up. “If you keep making that face, it just might stick that way! ” I said grinning, letting my eyes become dials. “Who’s hungry, I’m in the mood for a good devil’s chocolate food cake! Who’s with me! ” I said breaking the silence.
“Oooh! Me, me, memememe!” said Pinkie pie excitedly, while raising her hoof.
“Excellent, Lets be going! ” I said, teleporting away.
I reappeared in Twilight’s library, scaring Spike. “Aaaaahh” he screamed. He began tossing books at me, and missing every time. I just stood there smiling. I then saw him toss a smartphone, which I caught.
“Now what do we have here? ” I said. Then the phone began to tell me a message.
“This is Mamoru Shinigami, also called The Dark One, and this is a message to anyone who finds this phone, my number is already in there, so if you need my help, or just need to talk, give me a call and I'll be right there” said the phone.
‘Holy shit, this is a token’
I then snapped my fingers and made all the things Spike threw at me, go back to where they were. “Pardon me, but do you know where this device came from? ” I said holding up the phone.
“N-no, I don’t” said Spike cowering in fear.
“do you mind if I hold onto it then? ” I asked.
“S-sure just take it and go!” said Spike, still scared.
I pocketed the phone and tossed Spike a fire Ruby in the shape of a heart. “Here, it’s not ripe for eating yet, so hold on to it, good things come to those who wait ” I said, walking out the door.
—Later—
Pinkie and her new friends were in Sugarcube Corner when I just popped up behind all of them and remained quiet and kept grinning.
“So, how are things? ” I said startling them.
“Do you have to do that every time?” asked Rainbow Dash.
-static-
“do you have to have an ego the size of the moon? ” I retorted.
Rainbow didn’t respond.
“Excuse me, Alastor darling, but- do you have any other clothes than what you’re wearing, it smells of death” said Rarity.
“I did die in it, but no I don’t have any other clothes ” I said.
“Oh, ahem, well if you like, I can make you a replacement suit” said Rarity.
“Excuse me, I don’t think I heard you correctly, could you say that again into the microphone ” I said putting my microphone cane in her face.
“I said I’d like to make you a new suit” she said. I dismissed my cane.
“no thank you! ” I said. I then left the table and went into the kitchen.
I saw Mrs. cake putting icing on a few pastries.“Hello my dear, would you like some help making those pastries? ” I asked. She looked at me. She’s met me before, and she doesn’t exactly trust me.
“Um.... A-alright, could you put on an apron and help me make more?” She said.
‘Ok that is new, she must be getting used to me’ I snapped my fingers and I was instantly wearing an apron that said Kill the cook . That made her nervous.
I took off my gloves and put them in my coat pocket. I then went to the sink and washed my hands. I walked over to the counter and remained silent while I began helping her with the dough.
“After this batch I will be done for the day, you can use the kitchen afterwards if you like, just make sure you clean up after yourself” said Mrs. Cake. I looked over and just kept smiling like I have been for years.
“But of course, and I would like to say thank you for being so kind ” I said. She was still creeped out, but a little less than before.
A little later she finished with her pastries, she put them in a box for delivery and left.
“Now, all alone in the kitchen, what to make, hmmm, oh I know some good old fashioned New Orleans beignets! These ponies will kill for my beignets! ” I said getting out the ingredients.
—meanwhile—
—main 6 POV—
“Pinkie, are you absolutely sure that Alastor is not going to harm anypony” asked Twilight.
“It’s ok, Twilight, he may seem a bit creepy, but he can be really nice when you get to know him” said Pinkie.
“I still don’t trust him” said Rainbow. Just then her cupcake caught on fire. “Huh, How did that happen” said Rainbow as she put out the cupcake.
“Well, his taste in style is a little outdated and strange, but he makes it work” said Rarity. Then her cupcake grew 3 inches bigger, but they didn’t notice.
“What kinda demon is he anyway?” asked Applejack. “And why didn’t you tell anypony about him Pinkie?” She asked.
“He said he was a deer demon and a deal maker, most in where he’s from called him the Radio Demon, he made me Pinkie promise not to tell anypony about him, until he was ready to show himself” said Pinkie.
“A deer demon?” asked Fluttershy, perking up.
“I’ve heard of deer demons, but I’ve never heard of a Radio Demon, but if he’s a deal maker, he must be very powerful!” said Twilight, while tapping her chin. “Were did he come from?” she asked.
“He said I can’t say it’s name because it’s a naughty word” said Pinkie.
“Then just whisper it to me” said Twilight. Pinkie looked around, then went and whispered the name, which made Twilight go pale.
“What’s wrong Sugarcube, you look like you’ve seen a ghost” asked Applejack.
“Girls, if what pinkie said is true, he came from a place that is way worse than tartarus, making him the most dangerous thing in Equestria” said Twilight.
Out of nowhere, there was a loud slam in the middle of the table, which startled everpony, now there was a large tray with beignets piled high on a plate.
“Beignets anypony, old family recipe, get them while their hot! ” said Alastor, wearing an apron, and appearing seemingly out of nowhere.
“Ooh, they look delicious” said Rarity. Rarity took one and was about to have a bite.
“Rarity wait!” warned Twilight, but she was too late.
“Gasp, oh my, these beignets are simply heavenly” said Rarity.
“Wrong place, but thank you, I worked really hard on them until they were just right! ” said Alastor showing no teeth in his smile.
“Me next” said Pinkie, taking a couple for herself.
“Are you all crazy, he’s a demon and he offered you all food, and your eating it!?! He could have put something bad in them!” exclaimed Rainbow Dash.
“I would never do something so heinous to such a delicious delicacy! Not only would it taste terrible, it would also be wrong to ruin the recipe! ” said Alastor looking hurt. He then teleported away.
“Rainbow Dash! How could you!” said Pinkie enraged. “He was only trying to be nice” she continued.
“Pinkie’s right, he probably heard us talking about him too, but he didn’t say anything about it, he could have done anything about it, but he just kept smiling and gave us some nice sweets!” said Fluttershy, shocking everypony at the table.
Applejack took a beignet and had a bite. “Mmm, tarnation, these things might be better than my family’s apple fritters” said Applejack, enjoying the fine pastry.
Twilight took one, but put it in a bag, for studying it later.
“Fine, I’ll have one, happy now?” said Rainbow, as she got one and took a bite.
“I was wrong these are delicious” she said, beginning to go into a pastry fueled trance of deliciousness.
—elsewhere—
“What is that demon up to?” Celestia asked herself as she stood on her balcony. She began looking off in the distance at Ponyville. “I hope, my ponies will be safe, I fear I will not be able to protect them from him” said Celestia.
“You won’t have to worry about that ” said a familiar voice.
She turned around and saw Alastor standing right in the doorway, his eyes glowing
“Alastor, what are you doing here?” asked Celestia.
”Nothing you should worry yourself about, I justc̶̹̝̯͕̈͒͗͋̄̏̕͘ͅa̷̧̨̲̝̝͖̒m̸͔̺̂e̸̢̗̬̫͋͌̂͋̒͊̂ ̴͉͓͍̮͖͍͖̅̆̽͛͜͝t̷̢̬̞̐̀̾̍̇̊̿̕̚̕o̸̥͍̫̹̯̻̒̎̒̀ͅ ̵̪̪͊͗̉ą̴̣̥̳͕̗̇͂̐͌̐͒͂͑͠s̶̢̼̗̙͚̾̏͂̈́̀͝k̸̛̮̥̖̟̟̖͒͑͌̊̅̉̐͋ ̸͉̰͓̥͔̓̔f̷̜̣̘̘̖̯̻͐͒͠ǫ̷̨̧̢̠̤̲͌̈͛̎͜r̶̤̤͈͇̹͚͊͊̆̽ ̵̧͙̪͕͔̗͙͓̖̊̀͗͆́̈́̽̕ͅȁ̴̱͈̝̱̻͇̜̐̐̇́̈́̏ ̸̣̀͌́̾̑̆̔̚s̸̠̲͔̥̼̱̬͠m̶̮͕̰̹͓̭̏̌̅̈́̐̓͠a̶̮͇̐̓̽l̸̢̡̰̞̖̣̬̫̀͋͋̒̊l̴̛͓͓͈͕̉͐̀̓́̑ ̴͙̎̂̏̉͛̑̂̕͝͝F̶͇̟̟̩̠̣͕̌̓̏͆̂͆́͑͘͝a̶̡̱͈̥̻͓͔͇̦͐̓̈͑͊̿̈v̵̧̧͇͓̟͛͑̎̈́̚ơ̷̧̟͎͙̯̫̦͗͂͊́̀͗͝͠͠r̸̨̢̯̫̪͎̹͚̳̀“
I said, letting my demon side show a bit at the end.
“W-what kind of favor?” asked Celestia, getting scared and a little curious.
“Well nothing too serious, I just know that every year, you have a little party called the Grand Galloping Gala, and me being the theatrical man that I am, I was wondering if you could send me a ticket ” I asked, letting my eyes glow a bit.
“A ticket to the gala? Nothing else?” asked Celestia getting a little suspicious.
“Alright, you tortured it out of me.. I want a ticket and time on stage to sing ” I said, scratching my neck nervously.
“That’s it? No tricks or anything at all?” asked Celestia in disbelief.
“Nope! Just good wholesome fun, because I have heard that the gala can be a little dull ” I said grinning.
“That is true....” began Celestia tapping her chin. “Fine, you can have a ticket and time on the stage, on one condition, no doing anything to my little ponies” she said.
“so it’s a deal then? ” I said, putting out my hand, and it was beginning to glow a bright green light, sending off demonic power.
Celestia was reluctant but shook my hand nonetheless.
“You better remember your half” said Celestia.
“A demon’s deal is their bond, once a contract is made it can not be undone, I will honor our deal, as long as you honor it as well, if you don’t, well,I̵͚̤̋̓̀ ̴̪͔̫̒̽́̋͌d̴̡̳̬̞̯̏́́̐͘o̷̦̻͖̜͉͐̃̏̎n̸̯̐’̸͙͖̔̉́͝ṭ̶̦͔̑̈̐͐̑͘ ̸̮̳͎̓̅͐̕t̶̛͎̝͉̮̰̬̊̀̑̒h̸̖͚̓͊̔͑͝ỉ̴̠̈́̓̌n̵͖̠͇̯͈̒́͐̍̈̚͜k̶̩͛̂̒̂͝͝ ̷̨̼̙̘͚̓̈̑̂̂͝Ȉ̸̛̹͎̭̽̃̕ ̵̢͖̲̬̈́͗̍̕w̶̛̯̉̈́́̈̚i̶̯̲̋͊͐̄̋͒ḷ̸̡͈͇̌̚l̵͑̒̿̀͜ ̵̮͇̘̐̅̎͜͝h̶̦̠͋͌å̵͍̟v̸̧͙̙͍͐ͅe̷̼̍ ̴̭̪͉͈͕̥͐͋̕t̴̩͇̪̟̒̈͜͜ő̶̖̩͝ͅ ̴̡̬͉̈́̓̑̄ė̷̹̌̄̓̏̅x̸̦̠͚́̆̔͘p̵̩̑͋l̶̼͎̓̄̈͝͝ͅa̷̢̨̛̺̺̫̣͋̈́͝ì̴̱̤̞̀̄͒͠ń̵̗̣͙̩͉͈̊̉̊̚ ̷̘̗̟̟̻̜̇́ẃ̵͎̺͙h̷̢̝̻̫̲̋͠a̶͖͙̿͋̈́̍͛̕ẗ̶̡̯͙̘̣́̍̍̒͘ ̶̰̼͗̽̕w̴͖͗̌̋̊̂̚i̸̧̳͑̈́̈́͂̚͜͠ľ̴̢̩̞͕̖̈́̍̚͜l̴͉̗̪̹̅͆͜͝ ̵̯͎͗͒͒͜ḥ̶̝̥̩̭͐̔͛̇̍͠ͅa̶̗̬͖̺͉̒͜p̸͚̰̩͚̙̀͆͑̒͝p̷͔̌͌͘͝e̸̫̪͖̅ņ̸̰̼̹̲̦̅̀̿̃̊͗,̷̪̞̻̹̩͓̈́͋̔̀͠ ̴͕̺̹̯̰̓͐̔̔d̴̝͖̱̣̃̑̀ò̶̦̗ ̸̙̋̅͂̃Ị̴̡̍̿͜?̵̼̆̈́̆͠”
I said, letting my demon side show.
“I understand” said Celestia.
“Splendid! I will enjoy seeing you at the gala soon! ” I said, teleporting away.
—The Next Day—
‘Alright, right now should be episode 3 ticket master, that means Twilight is going to freak out over which friend she can bring and right about now should be the time that they enter the treehouse and start fighting’
Twilight and her friends came in. ‘Hmm, think of the devil’
I watched with a small non-toothy smile. “Hey, why aren’t you involved with this fight” asked Spike.
I bent down to him. “I already received a ticket, and I didn’t tell them I could get them all one ” I whispered.
“And you let it get this far because?” asked Spike.
“the same reason anyone does anything, complete, and absolute boredom! ” I said to Spike.
“You really are evil aren’t you” commented Spike.
“Wouldn’t be a demon overlord if I wasn’t ” I said with a chuckle.
“Are you satisfied now, cuz I’d like you to stop all this” said Spike. I looked at him and let my shoulders sink. I then relented.
“Fine, soiled sport ” I said. I then walked close to the ponies and made them stop.
“E̸̡͙͔̘̜̗̯̯̻̙̜̼̟͙̭̹͑͋͑̅̌͛͗͑̏̈̾͛̎̀͘͝N̵̥̪͙̳͔͌̕ͅƠ̵̻̫̹̺͖̽́̀͆̔́͠͠ͅŪ̶̧̧̨̘̙̘͙͔̜̤̠̒̃̉̂̓͘͜͝Ǧ̶̨̭͔̪͕͎̋͌͛̏̍̈H̶̨̜̲̗͆̎͛͗͌̅̂̅̌̊̎̉̑̓͘!̷̨̨̡̗̭̙͈̝͖̱̙̝̰̽”
I said going full demon and thrusting my cane down.
I went back to normal and continued. “All of you have been unfair to Twilight, I’m sure the Princess is more than willing to give each of you a ticket! ” I said, making them all look ashamed.
“As much as I hate to admit it, Alastor is right, we’ve all been unfair and not thinking about Twilight” said Applejack.
“Wait, why aren’t you upset about not getting a ticket?” asked Rainbow Dash, as I was smiling my cheshire grin.
I pulled out my ticket and showed it to her. “Princess Celestia already gave me one ” I said making her pissed.
“You had a ticket this whole time? How” asked Rarity.
“I used the most powerful weapon in any demon’s arsenal, We made a deal ” I said grinning.
“What? She didn’t give you her soul in return did she?” asked Twilight, getting worried.
“Ha Ha Ha, No, I didn’t do anything of the sort, she didn’t want me to harm any of her ponies, so I asked for a ticket and some time on a stage as entertainment in return ” I said.
“Oh thank goodness” said Twilight, looking relieved.
“Now all you need to do is ask her about sending new tickets, tell her that you cant accept unless all your friends can go! I guarantee you she will send more ” I said, not showing teeth in my smile.
And so Twilight did just that. Sure enough, she got everypony a ticket.
“Yeah great, I didn’t wanna go anyway” said Spike. Them he burped up another ticket, which I caught for him.
“Here you go, my small reptilian friend ” I said, handing him his ticket.
“Thanks” said Spike.
“Don’t mention it ” I said giving him a pat on the head.
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Chapter 6
—The next morning—
I woke up and went to the bathroom. I looked myself in the mirror. ‘Yup still freaky, I wonder, if I have a demon form, could I also be able to change into another form or two?’ I left the bathroom and went to the kitchen. There I was met by Rarity and Sweetie belle. I waved at them and went to get some coffee. I poured some into a cup and went to sit at the table. I said nothing and just enjoyed my black bitter coffee, oddly enough I enjoyed it.
“Good morning Alastor how did you sleep?” asked Sweetie belle. I put a hand up and put up an index finger and finished my coffee.
“I slept wonderful darling just wonderful, I haven’t slept that good since I died! ” I said, making them both uncomfortable.
“How... nice” said Rarity. She was having a full English breakfast. “Oh, I just got finished with your new suit, it’s exactly like the original, only less..... ancient, your new suit is waiting for you in the changing room” She said.
“thank you, just let me sit back and wake up a bit ” I said. I looked over to Sweetie belle. She was looking at me.
‘What is she looking at?’
“Alastor, what did you do to become a demon?” asked Sweetie belle.
“Same thing all demons did before they died, I sinned... a lot ” I said to her.
“Ok, I get that, but what did you do that was so bad?” asked Sweetie belle.
“I was a serial killer and a cannibal! ” I said as if it were nothing.
Rarity did a spit take with her tea. “What!?!” she shrieked.
“what did you expect? Did you think I just did a few naughty deeds here and there? No, to die and become a demon, you have to do a lot of heinous acts, which I have done ” I said giving them my signature grin.
“You aren’t going to kill and eat anypony else are you?” asked Sweetie belle, getting a little scared.
“I made a deal with Princess Celestia saying that I wouldn’t hurt any ponies, so fret not little one ” I said, making her feel a little better.
“I think it’s time we see how your new suit looks on you, can’t go around in a bathrobe all day” said Rarity, trying to change the subject.
“splendid lets go see, shall we ” I said, becoming energized.
We walked into the the shop and Rarity gave me my suit then left me alone. I went into the changing room and took off the robe. I put on my pants and let my tail out of a hole in the back. I put on my shirt and suspenders. I put on my coat and tied my bowtie, I put on my boots and came out and summoned my microphone cane. I walked in front of the mirror to look myself over. ‘Hey, not bad’
“Don’t I look just dandy ” I said grinning, and resting my hands on the front of the coat, kind of like a butler world sometimes do. I then thought back to what life was like as a human, then my smile disappeared as I watched my appearance morph slowly. My clothes changed into a pair of brown pants, a white shirt with sleeve garters, my gloves became brown, and my monocle became a pair of spectacles. My skin became a human shade of pink, my hands no longer had claws, my hair became brown in a brush forward style, my eyes became brown, my teeth went from all canines to incisors and molars leaving only a few canines.
I stared at my reflection.
(The One on the left is what he saw)
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! ” I screamed.
Rarity and Sweetie belle came running in to see if I was alright. I looked at them. And they screamed.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!” They screamed.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!” I screamed back.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!” They screamed again.
“WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!?!” I shouted hysterically and putting my hands on my face. I checked my pulse by putting my fingers to my neck. Nothing. ‘Ok, I’m still dead, but my voice has changed and doesn’t sound like a radio announcer and now I’m human’
“Alastor is that you?” asked Sweetie belle as she ran up to me.
“Of course its me, who else would it be!” I said in hysterics.
“What happened to you?” asked Rarity.
“I don’t know!?! I just turned into a human! I have never done this before!” I said, still hysterical.
“Can you try changing back?” asked Sweetie belle.
“I don’t know, but I’ll see if I can try” I said beginning to calm down. I began concentrating and began to change back.
I looked in the mirror. “Yes! I’m me again! But I wonder if I can control the change.... ” I said changing back to human form. “Alright, it seems I can control how I change, thats good” I said, putting a hand to my chin. I changed back to demon form.
“This new development is troubling, how could I change after putting on a new suit? ” I questioned myself.
“I used the same fabric your original suit was made of, it couldn’t be what allowed you to change” said Rarity.
“Perhaps not, but I think the transformation, may have to do with my thoughts, I was thinking about how I was when I was alive ” I said, looking to Rarity.
“That must be it! Can you change into anything else?” asked Rarity. There was a knock at the door. “Sweetie belle could you get that darling?” she asked,
“I highly doubt I can change into anything else ” I said as Sweetie belle came back in.
“Hey Rarity where do yo want these” asked Sweetie belle as I looked over and saw her turn on two lights.
I began going into a trance as I saw the lights, and began to change into a deer. I began growing fur as my arms and legs shifted, becoming long and slender, and I dropped onto all fours as my hands and feet became cloven hooves. My face grew into a snout and my clothes became part of my fur. The fur on my stomach and chest leading to my chin turned dark red, as my back, along with my head and legs became a lighter shade of red. My ears matched how my hair was, and my antlers grew larger, My tail remained the same.
Then Sweetie belle turned off the lamps.
I shook my head and looked to Rarity. “Sorry I forgot what we were talking about......... Why are you staring at me? ” I asked as I got out of my trance.
Rarity points at the mirror. I looked over to my reflection and was shocked. “when did this happen!?! I exclaimed.
“It started when I turned on those lamps” said Sweetie belle, as she turned them on again.
‘How could lamps do that, wait two lamps’
I looked at the lamps. “headlights ” I said going into a trance. Then Sweetie turned them off. I shook my head.
‘Seriously!?!’
“The lamps look like Headlights? That’s what turned me into a deer? Someone must be messing with my life, well afterlife, and now I’m a deer ” I said snorting air from my nostrils.
“You know, you look rather dashing as a deer, you might want to stay that way, ponies might be less scared of you if you do” said Rarity.
-Static- “You really think so? ” I asked as I began looking at my reflection in the mirrors. I began grinning and noticed I still had a mouth full of sharp yellow teeth. ‘Well.... I guess I look kinda nice’
“Of course dear, you look handsome this way, Alastor darling ” said Rarity, giving me a kind smile.
“Alright, then it’s settled, I will stay in this form when I’m in public ” I said smiling. “Now I’d love to stay and chat, but I have to be on my way, I have to prepare a few songs for the gala ” I said beginning to walk away, only for Rarity to stop me and take a few measurements. -Static- “What are you doing? ” I asked, looking at her.
“I’m taking measurements of your deer form, I had an idea to make you a suit for when you’re like this” said Rarity.
I stopped to think about what she said. ‘I kind of look adorable, I might look even more adorable in a suit, possibly even more appealing’
“splendid, just let me know when it is ready, but I really must go ” I said walking out of carousel boutique.
“Of course darling I will let you know when it’s ready” said Rarity waving goodbye.
I waved back with a hoof and a kind smile and walked away.
As I was walking away from the Carrousel Boutique, then I remembered something. ‘Oh shit! today is the s1e5 griffin the brush-off! I have to find Pinkie and Rainbow Dash!’
I began making my way to Town hall. I saw Rainbow moving a cloud around with Pinkie giving directions on where to move it. Pinkie was starting to drive Rainbow nuts. I walked up to them.
“Hello girls, what’re you doing? ” I asked.
“Buzz off! Were working here” said Rainbow, who looked at me and saw my demon side while I was still a deer.
“̶͔̼̗͂̚͝C̴͉͙͙͈͕͌̊͂͌͂o̵̧̝̥̻̽m̸͈͔̗̋̍̔͘e̴̛̩̞͗̒̉͋ ̷̧̢͚̔̓n̷̨͖̣͉͗̀͌͜o̷̠̦̙͙͑w̷̦͐̇̚͠,̸̺͕̾͋͒̓ͅ ̸͕͕͉͐̐̏R̷̪̝̳̦̄͝a̸̬̣͙͐̌́͜į̷̝̪͍̌̈́̈͒̿ṅ̶̠̣̉͝b̸̻̂̄̓͝o̸̗̰͍̞͒w̵̢̛͕̺̄̉̈͝ ̸̣̩̀̉̓͝D̷͈̃̓̈a̴̝̺̐́̏̌̔s̵̡̡̭͛h̶̨̟̅,̵͙̱̄ ̴̧̪̗̰͐̆I̵̞̜̘͕͌̆̆͗͝ ̷̺̻̻̬͋̆̈́̐d̶̳̥̀̃̕͠o̷̮̪̾̀̍̎͠n̴̩͘’̸̳̐̔̃̾̅t̷̡͖̂̑̏͛ ̷̛͇̙̉̅̂͘͜l̶͈̙͒ö̴̰̬̥̼̱́͘ó̷̡͍͒̏͝k̵̨̯̺̮͊̒̐ ̶̗͚͊͋̃͒͗t̶̜̺̦͍̂̏͛̃͋͜h̶̢̲̰̥̘̆͑a̴̓ͅṭ̴͋͛͜ͅ ̶̨̠̱͖͔́̎̋̕̕d̷̛͈̘ì̸̘̞̠f̶͈̟͛̍̂f̸̛͙̪͖͈̱̈́͊͊̆è̷̻̼͕͈͂̽̈́̋r̶̛̥͂͋̿ê̸͂̃̈́͐͜n̸͉̊t̵̨͋͘”̷̟̗̜̞̖͐̉̃̒͠
I said, my eyes turning to dials as my teeth stopped moving and were glowing with each word. Rainbow was scared, but responded. “A-Alastor?” asked Rainbow Dash. I gave her a big toothy grin. A shiver went down her spine. “Yeah, it’s you, how are you a deer now?” she asked. I ignored her question.
“Hi Alastor, did you do something with your hair?” asked Pinkie. I ignored her question.
“Uh, Rainbow, thunder, Spike is about to come out” I said pointing a hoof at the cloud.
“Oh, right” said Rainbow, remembering what she was doing.
Spike came out and Rainbow hit the cloud to scare Spike. He began hiccuping. Then Rainbow did it to Pinkie. Then I stood in front of Spike and gave him my demon deer face. “Aaaaaaaaah!” He screamed. Then his hiccups stopped.
“there you go, the hiccups are gone ” I said. He looked at me and a look of realization came upon his face.
“A-Alastor? Is that you?” asked Spike.
-Static- I gave him a kind smile without teeth.
“How do I look? ” I asked smiling.
“Like a normal deer only very creepy” said Spike.
“wonderful! Rainbow, Pinkie, mind if I join you with a few pranks? ” I asked. Pinkie and Rainbow looked at each other.
“I dunno, what kind of things can you do?” asked Rainbow. I smiled as my antlers began to glow red in a magical aura, which worried Rainbow.
“That we shall see in a few minutes ” I said. I teleported the three of us to a hill that overlooked Ponyville. “Now watch the magic happen ” I said having them look at the town.
I conjured up a podium, and stood on two legs as I brought out a conductor baton. I tapped the podium with it and brought it high up in the air. I began conducting as Each house in Ponyville began farting in the order of the 1812 overture.
As soon as it began we all started laughing. I was laughing maniacally, while they laughed normally.
“Oh my gosh, that was awesome” said Rainbow Dash.
“That was amazing!” said Pinkie.
I took a bow. “Thank you, Thank you, you’ve been a lovely audience ” I said grinning ear to ear.
We then each continued to pull pranks all day.
—The Next Day—
Me and Pinkie were walking over to Rainbow’s house. Pinkie was wearing goofy glasses, an arrow through the head gag, and blowing a party blower.
As soon as we arrived pinkie called out to Rainbow Dash. “Rise and shine Rainbow Dash, it’s a brand new day and we got a lot of pranking to-ooh“ started Pinkie, before gilda showed up.
“Morning Pinks, hey Al, Gilda this is my gal-pal Pinkie Pie, and this is-“ began Rainbow.
“Alastor, delighted to meet you darlin’ ” I interrupted, annoying Rainbow Dash.
“Hey, what’s up” said Gilda.
“The sky, clouds, the sun ” I said, drawing an odd stare from Gilda.
“Pinkie, Alastor, this is my griffin friend, Gilda” said Rainbow.
“What’s a griffin?” asked Pinkie.
“A griffin is half eagle, and half lion, and as Gilda was about to say, all awesome, with superb eyesight and sharp talons used for catching prey, most griffins live in Griffinstone, and have greed that can match a dragon! ” I said, in my radio host tone, confusing them all.
“Anyway, Gilda is my best friend from My days at junior speedster flight camp” said Rainbow.
“Junior Speedsters are our lives, Sky-bound soars and daring dives, Junior Speedsters it's our quest, To some day be the very best! ” I sang, drawing stares from everyone.
“How do you know the chant” asked Rainbow.
“I’m a demon remember, I know a lot of things ” I said proudly.
“You! a demon, as if” said Gilda, not believing a word.
I made a few demonic glyphs show around me, then tilted my head as I gave my big grin, and my eyes became radio dials.
“̴̮͇̤̫͙͎̎̒͒̕D̶͎̝̲̰̫͑̂̊̐͑͠ͅÔ̵̧̰̜͍̾͑͠N̵̻̼̰̠̞͒̿͊’̶̡̠̩͚͎́̎̀͘T̶̛͓̩̺̫̦̈́͗̓̃̋ͅ ̴̡̮͙̩̊̿̈́̿̈̉B̵̡̞͉̈́̂̀̉͘E̴̦͙̺͌͋ ̷̢̳̺͊͌Ś̴͉͋͗̍̀̊Ȯ̶͔̬̼̪̳̮̈́̍̕͠͝ ̸̣̀̈́͂͐Q̴̛̺͊U̷͕̟͋̆̏͌̇̎Ḯ̸̧̤̪̓̒̾̂C̷͔͈̮̥̠̏̎̕K̷̛̗̽̾̅̚ ̷̼͎̔͆̔͗͆T̶̫͉̩̊͑͗͌O̸̙̞̽̄̍͌ ̴̲̜̳͋̇J̵̛̪̞̔̐́̈́Ú̷̠̻̗̱͚̦D̶̡̜̲̈́̂͋͋̒Ģ̷̖̹͔̝̓͜E̵͖̻̳̝̳͚̓ ̶̬̊̀M̴̛̭͋̈̀͆̕Y̷̧̢̝̻̤̜͑̇ ̴̳͓͂̃̊̌͝F̴̘̳̰̐I̵̟͆̔N̵̤̗̙͕̊̈̔̉È̶̺̣̙̬͙̆ ̴̧̠̩̠̑͝F̵͖̝̘͆͌ͅĚ̸̜͇̼̈́̈͝A̴̜͇̪͋̊T̵͎̉̀̒Ȟ̵͙̻͚̗̝Ẽ̴͎̲͋̀̍̕R̴̞̟͓̺̞͑͝Ẻ̸͈̼͘D̵̛̲̤̞̫̀͛̚͝͝ ̸͉͈̝̑̐͜F̵̡̬͔͕̬̈̒̂͝ͅR̵̳͒̇́̒́͛I̵͓͎͋̈́È̵̤͈̑̃̈́̅N̶̛̛͓̞͋͐͋͛D̷̥͛͋̀̿”̴͉̍̅̓̂̕
I said, scaring the crap out of Gilda, Rainbow and Pinkie Pie.
“Alastor the Radio Demon, at your service ” I said, bowing.
Gilda broke the silence. “No way, Dash? You’re friends with a demon?” said Gilda in surprise.
“Yeah, but he doesn’t always look like a deer” said Rainbow Dash.
“I don’t look that different from this form though, see? ” I said changing into my normal demon form.
“Woah, that is awesome!” said Gilda. “Can you fly?” she asked.
“Not that I know of ” I said.
“Aw, darn!” said Gilda.
“Well I was glad to meet you now I have to go, I have to go take a nap! ” I said, changing into my deer form and walking away.
I made my way to the park. There were a few trees, a bit of grass, some benches here and there. I found a good spot and laid down. I began to relax a bit and got comfortable.
I used my magic to make a rick and morty screaming sun clock. I set it for a little before Gilda roared at Fluttershy. ‘If I can prevent a friendship from falling apart, that will be worth it’
I put my head down and went to sleep.
—3rd person POV—
As soon as Alastor got to sleep he began groaning, moaning, and growling.
A few passing ponies with foals saw him and heard a few of what they thought were demonic words and ran off. “Gnik elppaenip eht fo htarw eht ekovni I! ” He said in his sleep. “Eldoon tew eht fo thgim eht ta elbmert llahs lla! ” he said drawing a crowd. “Tae ot em rof etalp a no tup dna dellirg, ecuas eucebrab ni derevoc dna senob ruoy morf deppir eb lahs hself ruoy! ” he said, still asleep.
The crowd continued to watch on in fear. He made more growls and moans. Then looked at the crowd and talked. “I’ll eat your heart” he said in a young girls voice.
The crowd of ponies ran off screaming.
—Later—
I was sleeping soundly dreaming of wonderful dreams..... Then the clock began going off.
“MMMmmm, yawn ” I mumbled as I woke up. I smashed the clock and melted it down. I stretched my legs out. And made my way to the marketplace, to where the “incident” would take place.
I found Fluttershy walking the ducklings. Then I saw Gilda. Then it happened. Before Gilda could start I was scratching her behind the ears in my normal form.
“Hey what are yooo-“ she began as I started scratching her good spot. I kept scratching till she was on the ground purring and mewling. Fluttershy looks at me funny.
“Why are you doing that?” asked Fluttershy.
“I have my reasons, now hurry and take those ducks away, The ear scratching won't last long ” I said, as Fluttershy did as I asked.
I stopped scratching and let Gilda up. “What was that for!?!” she yelled.
“You, my dear, have a bad temper, and I intend to keep it in check ” I said making her angry. “And keep in mind if you punch me now, You’ll be proving my point ” I said making her have a deep breath.
“Thank you for stopping me” she said, looking defeated.
“Your welcome, now come along, lets get to know each other better by playing a little game of checkers ” I said, walking off with Gilda following close behind.
—Later—
“Agh! How do you keep beating me every time?” exclaimed Gilda.
“My dear, I am hardly even trying, I’ve given you multiple opportunities to win, but you don’t take them, and you lose ” I said, dismissing the board after the tenth time Gilda has lost. “Now come on, there’s a party at Sugarcube Corner, and you are the guest of honor ” I said getting up.
“How do you know?” asked Gilda.
I changed into my deer form and answered her. “I know a lot, now hurry up, I don’t want you to be late! ” I said.
— Later—
We arrived at Sugarcube Corner on time. But I stopped Gilda before we did. “Why’d you stop?” She asked.
“There are pranks planted by Rainbow Dash everywhere, I’ll do damage control, if I think it’s safe, I’ll let you know ” I told her.
The whole party went off without a hitch, with me setting off all the pranks instead of Gilda. I let the party continue until it was time for everypony to go home. Once the party was over, Gilda came over to me. I changed to my normal form and greeted her.
“Did you enjoy yourself? ” I asked.
“Yes, Thanks for taking all the hits for me, you’re not so bad, for a demon” said Gilda.
-Static- My eye twitched. “Don’t be getting all mushy on me, I’m a demon, I don’t do anything for nothing, you now owe me a favor ” I said.
“Ugh, fine what do you want? My soul” asked Gilda
“Normally yes, but not this time, this time, I need you to spend a two whole weeks with Pinkie Pie, and learn as much as you can about baking pastries, cakes, pies, and other baked goods ” I said.
“Can I still give you my soul instead?” asked Gilda.
“No, I don’t want your soul, I want you to learn how to cook, your scones from griffinstone could be used as a diamond cutters, and make dirt taste like sugar by comparison ” I said making her upset.
“Are they really that bad?” she asked with a sad expression.
“Yes, and they need to be improved, by you learning from Pinkie, it’s the only way you will get better ” I said.
“You’re very nice for a demon, what did you do to become one?” asked Gilda.
“I was a serial killer and a cannibal ” I said bluntly. Gilda was dumbstruck. “Any more questions? ” I asked.
“No, I’m good, I’m going to learn how to bake from Pinkie now” said Gilda, sounding scared.
“Ha Ha, this was a good day, oh I should probably send a letter to Celestia about my new forms ” I said snapping my fingers.
A pen and paper appeared in front of me. I grabbed them, and began writing the letter.
Dear Princess Celestia,
I’m sending this letter to tell you that I now have two new forms, I can turn into a deer and a human, I hope you are well, and I can’t wait for the gala, I would also like you to not tell anypony that I am a demon, I would like for them to figure that out for themselves.
-Sincerely
Alastor
I drew a few descriptions of my human and deer forms and wrapped up the letter. I snapped my fingers and sent it to Celestia.
After I sent the letter I made my way upstairs and went into my bed in a hidden room behind Pinkie’s closet. I changed into my deer form and went under the covers. I got comfortable and went to sleep.
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Chapter 11
I was out in Equestria, in my deer form, enjoying my snack of fresh venison I caught a few minutes ago.’Yes I’m eating another deer, it’s already been established that I'm a cannibal, get over it’
After I finished my meal, I decided to get moving.
“Seems now is a good time to look for Grogar, if I remember correctly he should be- “ I began. -Bang-
I looked over to where the blast came from, and saw a pillar of smoke off in the distance. “Or I could just follow the trail of carnage ” I said
I began running at top speed towards the pillar of smoke. I reached it in a matter of minutes. It was a small settlement of earth ponies. And right in the middle was a large monster, a cyclops, it was destroying multiple buildings. I saw a few scared ponies run past me. I changed into my demon form.
I summoned my cane and began walking towards the cyclops. As soon as it saw me I grinned like a madman. “What you smile at tiny thing?” Asked the cyclops.
I snapped my fingers and opened a portal below the cyclops.
Then a few black tentacles came out and wrapped around the cyclops, who looked at me in fear, as I just smiled and clenched my fist. The tentacles began squeezing him, until he and the tentacles burst into a hundred pieces.
I just kept standing there with a clenched fist and an evil face.
Eventually a few ponies came back, and my face lightened up. “Thank you sir for saving us!” Said one of the fillies. I closed my lips but kept smiling, just like a normal person.
“Think nothing of it, I was just passing by when I saw that brute destroying everything, and I didn’t want it giving us odd creatures a bad name ” I said to the filly, with a purple coat and yellow mane, green eyes, yet no cutie mark.
“What are you mister?” asked a small mint green colt with a brown mane and tail, yet no cutie mark.
‘Aw he looks like mint chocolate’
“I am called Alastor, but most call me the Radio Demon ” I said, booping his nose.
“A DEMON!?!” shouted every pony in town.
“Fear not, I’m not in the mood for making deals right now, or taking your souls and the like, what I am interested in now, however is where that monster came from! ” I said to the ponies.
“That monster came from Grogar’s castle” said the mint chocolate colt.
“And which way would that be? ” I asked not knowing it was behind me far off in the distance.
Every pony pointed at the castle. I turned around and saw where they were pointing. It looked like castle grayskull with a ram’s head. “Oh, I wonder how I missed that? ” I said to myself.
“What are you going to do?” asked a random pony.
“I’m gonna go up there and kick Grogar’s ass! ” I said to the ponies.
“That’s suicide!” Said one of the ponies.
“I’m a demon, I’m immortal, so it shouldn’t be too hard ” I said, giving them all my signature smile.
I began walking towards the castle. However I didn’t realize how far it would be, so it was halfway there when I had to stop. But I found a small encampment of ponies nearby. Only a few seconds later I was knocked out.
-Later-
I awoke in chains. “Oh good you’re awake” said a voice. I looked around and found the source, it was a pony stallion clad in armor, black fur and white mane, blue eyes, and armed with a spear.
“Hello there, mind telling me why I’m chained up? ” I asked.
“You’re our prisoner, underling of Grogar” said the pony. This made me laugh.
“HAHAHA, you think I’m one of that bastard’s lackeys, oh you are an idiot, he controls monsters, I am a demon, you should really know your creatures, however I can easily get out of these ” I said, laughing and getting out of my chains. I stood up and he tried to attack but I just took his spear and tripped him. When he was on the ground, I had his spear to his neck.
“Well what are you waiting for, finish me!” Said the pony, closing his eyes.
“Hmm, I could, but you’re more useful alive ” I said, pulling him up and giving him his spear. “I am not your enemy, Grogar is giving all creatures a bad name, I want to put an end to him, and I think you want the same thing, so how about we make a deal? I’ll help you out so you can get rid of Grogar, sound good? ” I asked.
“I’m listening” said the pony.
-Later-
“There is no way to stop him, we’ve tried everything!” said one of the soldiers.
“He has no weaknesses, we can’t stop him!” said another.
“That is untrue, he does have a weakness ” I said, getting all their attention.
“What? Why should we believe this demon?” said one of the ponies.
“Because as of now you have no choice, I know that his bell is the source of his power, all you need to do is take it from him, then you can banish him ” I said.
“And how do you suppose we do that? Grogar is always wearing it, how could we take it?” asked another pony.
“Simple, I provide a distraction, while one of you take the bell! ” I said with a smile.
“What kind of distraction?” asked the same pony, making me grin.
—Later—
I made my way over to Grogar’s castle. I quietly snuck in and looked around. All the monsters were watching a pony dance on a stage, and as the pony danced, the monsters threw fruit, tormenting the poor pony. I quickly jumped onto the stage and did a few dances.
After I finished dancing the crowd of monsters turned and began chasing after me. I ran all over the castle. The monsters kept yelling profanities, I couldn’t understand a word because they all said different things at the same time. I just looked back stuck out my tongue, and blew a raspberry.
I continued to run until I made it outside, with all the monsters. I ran past one of the pony soldiers and gave a thumbs up, which was the signal, and kept running with the monsters close behind. I eventually made my way to a dead end and had to stop. “Nowhere to go now, whatever you are!” said one of the monsters.
I just tapped my chin and opened a portal behind me. I jumped backwards into it and gave all the monsters a 2 handed, one finger salute. “Buh-bye!” I said, pissing them off as I went through.
I ended up back in the camp. A pony came up to me. He held out his hoof to reveal Grogar’s bell. “Well done, now you just have to seal it away, somewhere no creature can get to it ” I said, congratulating the ponies.
“We couldn’t have done it without you Alastor, we shall spread the story of your heroics” said the pony.
“Or better yet, don’t, I Don’t want to be known to have been involved, however you may put it into this book ” I said, handing him a book. ”This book will tell my side of the story, I want you ponies to hold onto it, it can’t be destroyed by time, so it will last forever, I will continue to add new information to the book every now and then, for now ponies, I bid you adieu! ” I said snapping my fingers and disappearing without a trace.
I reappeared in the house with Aurora, Bori, and Alice. “Hey Alastor how’d it go?” asked Alice.
“Pretty well, those ponies continue to amaze, I can’t wait til’ I can meet the pillars ” I said heading to my room.
“Good night Alastor!” said Bori, Aurora, and Alice.
“Good night! ” I said, going to sleep.
“Ok, now to find one of the pillars, Somnambula shall be the first I visit, I want that Sphinx to be mine ” I said. ‘I like cats, they are soft and cute, if you have a problem with that, go soak your head in acid, cuz I don’t give a damn what you think’
I opened a portal to Saddle Arabia and walked through. I was in my deer form and I was walking through the market. I saw the Sphinx and the ponies, but there was no slavery. ‘the Sphinx must not have turned on them yet, let’s change that’
I spatial warped behind the Sphinx by using the shadows. I appeared behind her in my demon form. “Hello my dear, pardon me for asking, but why are you protecting these ponies and not ruling them, with your strength you could have them kneeling at your paws ” I said to her.
“Even if I could, it wouldn’t last long, be gone demon” said the Sphinx.
“Ok, how about this, if you continue on this path you will not be remembered, you will be regarded as a myth ” I said, gaining her attention.
“Proceed” She said.
“I’m gonna make a deal with you, if you can enslave the ponies and it doesn’t go south, I will be with you every step of the way ” I said to her.
“Very well” said the Sphinx giving me her paw which I took.
“However, if you fail and are cast out of this land forever, you will become mine ” I said shaking her paw.
“Wait I didn’t agree to that!” Said the Sphinx.
“To late, the deal is done, but don’t worry I will be with you at every step, now just think of what we will accomplish ” I said while grinning.
“So where do we start?” Asked the Sphinx.
“We start by enslaving every pony here! ” I said, grinning.
She grinned as we went to the center of the city. “A demonstration of power is in order.” The Sphinx said, spreading her wings, and a harsh wind started to blow through the city picking up sand by the tons, surrounding the entire city with a sandstorm.
Within hours all the ponies in the city had been captured by me and the Sphinx.
“Well done, but for now I must leave, I have other business to attend! ” I said opening a portal to where Rockhoof’s village was. I walked through and saw all the ponies fleeing from the volcano. “Hmm, It seems I’ve arrived just in time! ” I said to myself.
I made my way to where Rockhoof was trying to dig a trench to divert the lava. His body was weak and thin, despite what I remember him to be. I walked up to him and he looked up at me from his trench.
“Hello there! I can’t help but notice what you’re doing is a fruitless effort, so how about we make a deal, I give you strength, but in return I want a favor in the future. Do we have a deal? ” I said to him, holding out my hand.
He looked at me worried but realized he didn't have much of a choice so he shook my hand with his hoof. I snapped my fingers and in a flash of light he became bigger and stronger.
“Now, remember our deal, because if your half isn’t kept, your soul belongs to me! ” I said, making him regret what he did. “You better hurry that lava is getting close! Farewell! ” I said, opening a portal back to the gift giver's house.
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