The royal cook goes dirty

Princess Celestia and Princess Luna were both eagerly waiting for the new cook to prove himself to them with a dinner worthy of the two royals. Said cook was putting the last finishing touches on the food he had so eagerly put together with care.

A few minutes later he finally rushed through the big doors of the dining room and excused himself for being so late with the food. “I am deeply sorry my princesses, dinner took longer to prepare than expected, but it will taste great to make up for it.” Spoon Chaser promised the two, while putting the plates with the food next to their plates, before presenting them. Using his magic to hover each plate's cover off.

“First we have a few steaks, medium rare with a tasty white lychian sauce to give it some spice, as for the dessert I decided to go with a chocolate pudding to round it off.”

“Wow, that really does look tasty, Mr cook. But we will see in a minute if the taste holds up.” Luna spoke first while Celestia was making a photo of the food in front of her. Spoon had noticed this behavior earlier when he met the princesses in the coffee shop he worked at before being invited to cook for them.

After the monologue, Celestia and Luna both put a sizable steak on their plates and put a bit of the white sauce over it. Meanwhile, Spoon filled up the glasses of the royals with canterlot finest wine. Sweating a ton, while he awaited the princesses judgement. Especially since he fully well knew what they would be eating.

The steaks had been laying in piss for an hour before he had begun cooking them, as for the sauce Spoon had used normal lychian sauce, but mixed a few bits of dick cheese that he scrapped from his cock with a fresh load of him that went straight up into the bowl of sauce.

The special attraction for the dinner would be the dessert that he made with a little fresh log of anal cream that was mixed into the chocolate, giving it a creamy look afterwards. As for the smell that would obviously be a problem Spoon enhanced the food he made with a spell that took him quite a lot of energy and drained his batteries for the day.

Spoon snapped back out of his flashback, as he heard the first fork and knife hit the plate as it cut through the steak and scratched slightly on it. The cook watched with sweat running down his face as Luna began to put the steak into the disgusting sauce, guiding it back to her mouth and closing her full lips around the fork, pulling the steak off it and starting to chew it. Not a look of disgust, yet.

With the night princess occupied chewing the elder sister did not hesitate much to dig into her own portion of food after putting her phone away.

Spoons sweating intensified as he watched Luna swallow, immediately he could feel his stallionhood hardening from the display, but luckily he had made preparations this time to not have his member stick out as much with a belt holding it close to his body.

Finally! Princess Luna had finished the steak and sauce, putting the fork and knife to the side before looking sternly at the poor unicorn.

“Not bad for the first major dinner I must say. Maybe a little too much salt on the steak, but besides that it tasted like a 3/5. Well done!”

Spoon Chaser felt so relieved, when hearing this from the princess and turned to princess Celestia who had eagerly finished her steak and was now drinking the pudding straight from the bowl. He could see that the taste must be good for how much she was licking the little bowl clean with her tongue. Once she was done cleaning, the bowl was empty and her face spotted a few brown spots that were quickly removed by a napkin.

“Simply said, sister, I choose my cook well. I haven't eaten so good in a long time,” Celestia proclaimed, while giving her sister a magical pat on the back of her shoulder to push her for a taste of her own pudding.

“I am honored that your highness found a liking to my cooking skills.”

Spoon bowed down and held his cooking hat with one hand, before coming back up and gazing at Luna who was having not just a great rag but a bit of chocolate pudding on its way between her blue lips. Just the thought of this was giving him a boner under his clothes.

“If you excuse me for now, my princesses, I need to prepare some things for tomorrow morning.”

With those words he earned a dismissal from Celestia with a nod. She was too focused to gaze in a cute way at her little sister eating pudding. Luna would definitely need to admit to her sister that she picked a good cook and that's why she was so focused on her food rather than her smug sister.

A huge smirk was on the cook's face as the doors closed behind him, and he heard the moon princesses slurping of the chocolate pudding. It had something oddly satisfying to trick 2 leaders of a country into eating literal shit and other disgusting things, while getting a pat on the back for it. There must definitely be a fetish to that.

When walking down the hallways a familiar face joined up with him, the same female guard that the changeling transformed into back in the kitchen. Was it really her? Or was she just the template that was used by the changeling?

Oddly enough the two of them had the same way and headed to the kitchen, but before getting to that, he was pulled to the side by the guard and into a small storage room with the door closing behind them.

The guard looked at him before the cover of green flames rushed down the body of hers to reveal the chitin of her changeling body. “So you dirty cook, what did you feed them? Doesn't matter to me but my boss is interested in such fine details.”

Spoon Chaser gulped a little and looked around first before leaning in a bit to her. Much to her discomfort. “I served them a steak that had lain in piss for a few hours with a sauce made out of lycian fruit, cum and dick cheese. In the dessert I put a chocolate pudding with a small amount of my own shit mixed into it to get it creamy. The two of them didn't mind at all given how they mentioned it was a 3 out of 5.”

The changeling was visually disgusted by the pervert, but had her orders that she was bound to follow. “My queen wants to test your...skills. She tasked me with helping in getting you all you need to make your food for the princesses. The things you can't buy anywhere obviously.” she added that last part, so he wouldn't just think she was his errand girl.

“I guess that makes getting...exotic food ingredients a whole lot easier. Thought for a test run I would like some timberwolf droppings, pig dick cheese and if you can get it a piece of Celestias own shitlog. I got big plans for that specific log if you can get it for me.”

“... That's even more disgusting than I could have imagined. I am just glad I don't have to get those myself. I will see what my drones can do about the two ingredients, but for the last one I have to find an opportunity so don't expect anything.”

Making herself ready to leave the closet again she halted herself at the door knob and turned around to him with her head that was flaming green. “The queen can be very generous to those assisting her as you will find out if you continue your...services.”

No other words were spoken and the mare checked the corners before hastily making herself rare. Spoon did the same, but without the cool green flames. Also tripping over his own legs once on his way back to the kitchen. But he didn't lose his cool. Most guards in the halls must have been somewhere else as he did not find anyone bothering him this time.

Once the cook returned to the kitchen, he threw his cooking clothing over a rag and tired from the hard work today he walked through the castle to his room that a mare had shown him in the morning. It was to be used, so he would reliably be here from morning to evening at the service of his princesses.

Falling on the bed and imagine all the surprise meals he could cook the princesses with the help of his new *friend* this was to be an interesting development. All this thinking got him exhausted and his eyes closed off a few minutes later as he drifted off to sleep.