A Collection of Shorts
Dreams, Yo
Previous ChapterTotally randomness comes after this. You have been warned.
Twilight Sparkle woke up, looking around.
"Spike! Today's election day!"
"Twilight, nobody cares. Go back to bed."
"But Spiiiiikkkeeee. Fine."
Twilight sauntered off to Rarity's, magically skipping thought the space-time continuum until it was midday. Suddenly, she was transported to Sugarcube Corner, where she had already completed part of a meal with Rarity, who was wearing a silly hat with a big blue feather.
"Rarity, today's election day, not silly hat day! Take that off!"
"Buuuutt Twilight, its so fabulous!"
"No its not, it looks dumb. Take it off."
Rarity curled her lower lip in a pout, but since she was a grown-up mare it didn't work on Twilight.
"Anyways, as I was saying, I was talking with Spike earlier today..."
"Twilight, stop talking nonsense. Everypony knows that dragons and ponies don't share a language and thus can't communicate. Their tongues and throats are too different."
"No really! I was talking to him! He said nopony cares about election day!"
"Well, even if he can't talk, he has a point. Nopony cares about election day anyways. We all know Obama will get re-elected."
Author's Note
This is all random crap that came to me in a dream a long while ago. I don't really know the point, or why my brain decided to come up with this crap, but yep. Pretty much.
inb4 political rants
But seriously, this was like what happened in a short dream last November. The election day was past by then, though, so its not like Rarity was being prophetic...
