Belisarius cawl’s fabulous machinations (in equestria)

"why did you help Rainbow Dash ?????"

"She was collateral dammage, it was my duty to heal her." Replied Belisarius Cawl

"Why did you attack princess Celestia and Luna ????"Twilight inquiered, shaking.

"I tried to suppress these two lie-telling autocratist dictators." Belisarius continued

"No!!"Twilight yelled "that's not true!!! Princess Celestia only rules for the interest of everypony, plus she raises the sun and her sister raises the Moon!!!!"

"And you bellieved her ?????? Trully you xeno are naive, like humanity once was." Cawl laughed "first, nobody dared challenge her rule, she suppressed everyone that criticised a long Time ago. Next, the moon and the sun are not 'raidsed' by them, the Moon orbit around the planet and the planet around the sun."

"I thought you were educated enough to understand the truth " added the cyborg

"It can't be ....." Twilight muttered sadly

Now Cawl turned arround to face the small group of ponies near him. The yellow one fainted, the orange one looked ready for the fight, the white one was terrified and the pink one was talking nonsense:

"Omygoshareyouanalienwhatareyoudoyoulikecake ????"

Applejack snarled at the Big thing that was just before them, she readied her stance and charged, ready to buck it hard.

As she impacted , she felt her leg break and a large hand deflected her. She sailled strait into the wall.

Next, cawl replied to all the questions that pinky asked him in a "i'mcawlyesi'manalieni'mahumanwhat'sacake"

Twilight recovered from her state of shock as she walked over, she readied a letter for Celestia and have it to SPIKE

Somewhere in ponyville

Princess Celestia and Luna had mustered the entire equestrian millitary and they were marching to War. Soon, a letter poped near Celestia. She read it, a scowl on her forhead.

"Luna, it appears se have six more targets to terminate" Celestia declared.

Several weeks before

The mechanicus dropship rattled as it entered the atmosphere. The mechanicus has dropped hundreds of skitarii troops and a bunch of morax knights along with two warhound and a reaver titan. The arch mechanicus had beginned to Land troops for the edification of an adamantium refinery in the forest near ponyville.

Soon, the everfree was no more, replaced by a mechanicus fort of the same size. Tension beetween the outpost and ponyville had tramendously evolved during the past weeks. As a display of force, the ponies have stationned 10000 guards, half of the equestrian millitary.

The adeptus mechanicus answered with the interdiction of the ponies inside the everfree and fresh titan reinforcments. The mechanicus claymore class escort "Spears of ryzia" was stationned above the mechanicus outpost, it's 2000 meters still visible at canterlot.

Next, Celestia bought ten griffin airships for the fun of saying "we too have flying machines."

Griffinstone declared war on the mechanicus

Now, War was about to break out with equestria. The only reason it haven't yet been declared is because the uncertanty of the princess of attacking unknown aliens with unknown technology.

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Destination: noosphere

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The whole equestrian army was ready to destroy the mechanicus outpost.

Princess Celestia and Luna had spread Fake news and propaganda about the mechanicus, that it was unclean and unfriendly, and had removed those who said something else.

A single warhound titan marched toward the army as it's speakers BOOMED:

"Surrender now and se will forgive your blasphemy"

"You are about to face the full might of equestria, all bows before the immortal Celestia !!!!" Yelled shining Armor.

"Fine"

The warhound stood still for a moment, causing wispering and Gossip in the ponies ranks.

Next, the drop pods and dropships of the mechanicus slammed into their ranks, sending blood and gore all over the place.
Using of the momentum, Cawl spearheaded the mechanicus formation and charged into the enemy ranks. The battle tipped in favor of the admech as they simply rammed through the Pony ranks, skitarii being immune to arrow and Spears.

"I think it worked" started Luna " their flying city is retreating.

"Um.......why is it headed for Canterlot ???" asked shining Armor.

The Spears of Ryzia is headed full steam for the capital, and it's reactors roared to life as it speeded away from the battle. Soon, it's large macro-cannos fired a salvo.

The princesses teleported to Canterlot.

Belisarius Cawl, ten centuries old tactical genius managed to seperate the head from the snake with a simple distraction :
A false salvo from a claymore corvette.

Know, he read his speach.

"Citizens of this Land. You have come here with the ill intent of destroying my kind. The battle was already wong by us when we set foot on this unholy soil. Your leaders willingly abandonned 15000 of their subjects to death when the battle was Lost.
You see, they Care nor about your life nor about your right to know the truth. She doesn't raise the sun as she makes you think she does. Now lay down your weapons and you will be allowed to go back to your lives.

KNOWLEDGE IS POWER, guard it Well."

With that said, 15000 Spears clinged on the ground and 60000 hoves were hered walking away.

The mechanicus army retiered back into their fort.

The "Spears of Ryzia" reached exosphere and readied macro-shells for bombardement.

Two hours later, macro-shells pounded into the surface of griffinstone, turning half of the griffin kindom in a radium whasteland in a Big blue mushroom explosion.

Zebrica and yakistan immediatly stopped aiding Equestria, fearing the same fate.

Cawl readied his teleporter. He turned around to face twilight

"It is time for the last part of the plan."

"Indeed."