A displaced Demonidite

I rode my motorcycle to the entrance of the Batcave and went inside. The core members were waiting for me.

“What took you so long?” Batman asked.

I got off my bike and walked up to him. I stood a head over him. “I had my magic removed, I’m gonna be like a normal guy for a while.” I said.

“Well it seems we’ll have to reevaluate for the time being, we had a few things in mind but they were thought of with your immortality in mind.” Superman told me.

“I also had a school field trip to Ace Chemicals.” I said.

“Yes we know, your friends did a good job covering it up, but not good enough.” Batman told me.

“So you know about this.” I said, pulling down my hood. “I look like the joker during his goth phase, who also had white hair.” I said. “It’s got me white everywhere, it even got rid of my tattoos!” I said.

“I saw the medical reports, but it seems you were unaffected mentailly like the joker was.” Batman suggested. “I guess you can't go insane if you're already insane.”

“I’m not really insane, homicidal, sociopathic, mentally unbalanced, probably.” I said. “Actually I guess I was already The Joker’s kind of crazy before I fell in that vat.”

“For now we'll hold off on giving you missions till you've fully recovered.” Superman said. “And its possible we'll be changing location to a new satellite base soon.

“The watchtower. It’s gonna be awesome.” I said. “By the way, just because I don’t have my power, doesn’t mean I’m unable to help in missions. And to prove it, I will have a sparring match with Batman.” I said, pointing at Batman.

“No need, we know you're capable but with your sudden change and your history we still think you'll be reckless.” Wonder woman told me.

“Oh come on, I really wanted to test my skill against Batman.” I said, slumping my shoulders.

“Alright.” Batman said.

“Sweet! Do you have a good spot for training?” I asked.

He pressed a button and the platform with the batmobile lowered, and it was replaced with a smooth metal floor.

“I was expecting a holographic simulation room, but that works too.” I said walking into the circle.

We both took positions on opposite ends of the circle. “Before we begin, should there be any rules? Like no weapons or gadgets or anything? Or will it be an all out fight to the death, I’m hoping for the last one, cuz it means we’re giving it our all.” I said.

“Hand to hand.” Batman told me.

“Ok, any specific fighting style or just everything we know?” I asked, removing all my weapons and my gauntlets and putting them into a pile outside the ring.

“Ready?” Batman asked.

“All styles then.” I said getting into a fighting stance.

“Yes.” He told me, taking a narrow stance.

I waited for him to make his move, but it turned into a sparring match with both of us waiting for the other to take the first step.

Batman made the first move with a left hook, which I blocked and gave him a right uppercut. “I thought you’re never supposed to lead with a left.” I said.

He fell to the ground using his hands to stop himself, then kicked my legs, and I fell to the hard metal floor with my head hitting it first.
I got up and came running at him, he was getting ready for the impact but I jumped over him and grabbed his cape and slipped between his legs and pulled his cape, causing him to fly in the air and land on his back with a thud.

He got up with ease before charging me, delivering a very quick right jab to my face, then kneed me in the chest. I grabbed his leg and twisted it and gave him a kick to the ribs. I pushed him back and grabbed one of his bat ears and gave him an assassin's creed takedown.

He got back up again switching fight styles delivering several quick and hard hits to my chest and arms, to the point everything was throbbing in pain. I ignored the pain and began targeting his pressure points. I hit each point hard and delivered a roundhouse kick to the head, followed by a right hook and left uppercut. He stayed on his feet as he jumped, giving me a very hard kick to the back of my neck, and everything below it started to feel a little numb.

“You’re good, but you have been holding back.” I said giving him a dropkick to his shin, following with a punch to the gut. I began giving him a relentless onslaught of punches and kicks. He finally caught one of my arms and legs before lifting me over his head, and slamming me against the ground, but he kept going as he put both hands on my leg before throwing me a distance away from him.

I began changing my strategy and changed my style to work in my favor.

“This sparring match is over.” Wonder woman said standing between us.

“It was just getting fun, but I think it might be a good idea, I think my arm got dislocated or something.” I said looking at my arm.

“I think we should get back to work, but before you go can I have a talk with you?” Wonder woman asked.

“Is it about me or about Johnathan?” I asked.

“A little bit of both.” She told me.

“Go ahead, shoot.” I said, putting on all my gear.

She took me a ways away from the rest of the league before asking. “I need your help. I have no idea how to act like a normal woman, or even know what he likes.” She said.

“I’m not gonna lie…….. He’s not gonna care at all, just as long as you’re knocking boots or just having other kinds of fun, he’s gonna be happy either way, just be yourself.” I said.

“About that I've never….” she said.

“Oh, you’re kidding, you have to be kidding me. Well if you’re concerned about that, just ask his sister what he likes, then uh… ok that’s all I got. Bottom line, be yourself, and just try not to do death by snu snu.” I told her, patting her shoulder and walking away.

“Death by snu snu?” She asked.

I turned around. “Oh, death by snu snu means you keep having sex until the male’s pelvis is turned to gravel and kills him. Or something like that.” I said walking away. “Just be sure to take the pill that keeps you from getting knocked up, be sure to take a larger than recommended dose though, he’s pretty fertile, he’s already gotten a few of his other girls pregnant.” I said walking away.

“Ok I will.” She told me.

I gave her a thumbs up and went to talk with the rest of the league.

(3rd person pov)

“So what did Wonder woman ask you?” Superman asked.

“You were eavesdropping and you know it.” Said Mamoru.

“I thought it would be better to ask then to just bring it up.” He said.

“It’s weird she’s still a virgin right?” Mamoru asked him.

“No not really.” He said.

“Oh so you’ve used x-ray vision on her, I knew you were a perv.” Mamoru said jokingly.

“It’s because she grew up on an island with no men.” He said, shaking his head.

“Doesn’t mean she couldn’t get a guy after she left.” Said Mamoru. “Hey did you like the surprise I left in your office?” He asked.

“No I did not.” He told him with a glare.

“Well I did.” Said Mamoru, as he broke out laughing. “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA HAHAHA!!!” He laughed holding his stomach. He was doing a full on joker laugh. “You should have seen your face Hahaha.” Said Mamoru, still laughing.

Superman glared but then smiled as he got an idea, he used a weak heat vision on Mamoru's pants making a small flame on his butt.

He stopped laughing and began running around like a crazy person, which he was, he ran all over then jumped over the edge and landed in water. Got out and walked up to Superman with an angry expression before it softened. “That was a good one. HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA!” He laughed.

“I love to laugh! Loud and long and clear! HAHAHA! I love to laugh! It's getting worse every year! Hahaha!” Sang Mamoru, beginning to rise into the air.

“The more I laugh, HAHAHA! the more I fill with glee! Hahaha And the more the glee! HEEHEEHEE! The more I'm a merrier me, it's embarrassing! The more I'm a merrier me! Ha ha ha ha!” He Sang continuing to rise and laugh.

“Some laugh too fast Hahahahaha!
Some only blast, HA! Others, they twitter like birds, heeheeheehee! Then there's the kind, What can't make up their mind, haha HA HO heh hee ha hee!” He began doing flips as he sang.

“When things strike me as funny
I can't hide it inside! Hahaha! And squeak as the squeakelers do! I've got to let go with a ho ho ho! And a ha ha ha too!” He floated around laughing like crazy. Then Superman began to join in the laughter.

“We love to laugh! Hahaha! Loud and long and clear! Hahaha! We love to laugh! So everybody can hear! Hahahahaha!” They sang laughing like a pair of idiots.

“The more you laugh! HAHAHA! The more you fill with glee! And the more the glee! Hahaha haha! The more we're a merrier we! Hahahaha!” They ended the song, Mamoru falling from the air and landing on his face. “Oof!” He cried.

“You ok there man?” Flash asked.

Mamoru got up and looked at the Flash. “There is a river of glue and apple juice too.” Said Mamoru before passing out.

Batman sighed before Superman asked. “Wonde rwoman can you take him home please?”

“Sure.” She said picking him up, then flew out of the cave towards Canterlot.

He woke up mid flight. “Huh, wha? Aaaaaaaaaaah!!” He screamed.

“Calm down, I'm flying you home, and be careful where you touch.” She said and Mamoru only now noticed his hand was on her ass. He gave it a squeeze.

“Honk honk!” He said squeezing it twice. She slapped him.

“Ow! Hey I need to stop somewhere first!” He said.’

“Why?” She asked.

“I need to go get some flowers, Jasmine is mad at me and I wanted to get her a gift.” He said.

(Mamoru pov)

Wonder woman took me down so I could pick the flowers I needed.

I walked into the flower shop with my hood up and walked to the counter. “Hey.” I said, startling the shopkeeper.

“OH hey do you need anything specific?” He asked, a little frightened.

“Yes I need some Blue Hyacinths, Roses, White orchids, White tulips, lily-of-the-valley, Star of bethlehem, Ivy flowers, and Jasmines, it’s a girlfriend of mine and she’s mad at me, I wanted to get her something nice.” I said as politely as I could.

He gathered up the flowers, and wrapped them up for me in a bouquet. “That'll be 40 dollars.”

“Yeah sure, here you go.” I said, giving him the money.

I left and let Wonder Woman carry me the rest of the way to the house but every time I tried to sneak a grab she slapped me.

“Ow! Hey! If you’re gonna be with Johnathan if I have his permission he might let me do that so quit with the slapping, I don’t want to get a lisp.” I told her.

“Well it's my choice too, so hands off.” She warned me.

“Fine, but if you’re gonna lose your virginity, be prepared for a “giant surprise” heeheehee!” I said.

“What are you talking about?” She asked.

“You’ll see.” I said ominously.

“I can handle it.” She told me.

“You better hope so.” I said. “Can I touch your boobs now?” I asked.

“No.” She told me.

“Fine. Hey….. wait a minute! Where’s my motorcycle?” I looked at Wonder Woman, making her blush.

“Batman will take care of it, maybe.” She said.

“If there’s even a scratch on it, I will destroy your life.” I said.

“He’ll probably just ask Jonathan to bring it over.” She told me.

“Hmm.” I grumbled.

We finally got home and Jonathan was the one to greet us with my bike just how I left it. “Hey.” He said

“Hey, where’s Jasmine, I brought her flowers.” I said.

“Might take more than flowers but she's in her new room next to yours.” He told me.

“Thanks, you have fun with Wonder Woman.” I said, patting his shoulder as I walked past him.

“OH I will.” He said grabbing her waist and pulling her close so he could kiss her.

“Remember! I wanna have a go with her later.” I said going up the stairs.

I made my way to Jasmine’s room and knocked on the door.

“What do you want?” She asked, coming out.

I gave her the flowers. “I’m sorry for treating you that way Jasmine, could you please forgive me? I picked out the flowers specially for you, I even put in Jasmines because they reminded me of you!” I said looking her in the eyes.

“You know how I feel about my father, and not only that, you showed clearly that you didn't really care because you just kept fucking instead of coming after me.” She glared at me.

“Ok I’m an ass, I can admit that, but if it makes you feel better, I’ve had blue balls the whole time I was with the league.” I said.

“Good maybe that will teach you something.” She said closing her door.

“I’m not gonna give up on you, so I’m just going to stand out here until you forgive me.” I said.

“Just go away.” She told me.

“I’m not leaving, I wanted to apologize to you and hope you forgave me, you and the other girls mean a lot to me! So if I screw up, I’ll apologize and keep coming back until I’m forgiven. That’s why I love you!” I said.

“Well we really haven't had time for love to form between us.” She said.

“Love can take a few hours to form, and Jasmine, after being with you and the other girls, I love you, and all of them. So will you please open the door and forgive me?” I asked.

She opened her door and leaned against the doorway with her arms crossed. “I have conditions.” She said.

“It involves your dad again doesn’t it.” I deadpanned.

“The first one does.” She said.

“Just tell me your terms.” I said crossing my arms.

“First my father is free to do whatever he wants with me, Second from now on when something happens with any of us in your harem, you are to comfort us like any husband should, and third no more telling me what to do.” She said.

“Fine, but if you’re gonna have terms I have some as well.” I said.

“What are they?” She asked.

“First, if I ask for you to have some fun with me I’d like you to at least try to enjoy yourself, second, I’d like for you to be patient with me, and third, try not to make me feel less than. And fourth, no more blueballing or skipping out on sex. Deal?” I said.

“I do try to enjoy myself, I havent blue balled you, and I’m not always a sex animal, but deal.” She said.

“Ok, then, would you like to join me and Orca? I never got to finish with her and she still hasn’t had her fun yet.” I said.

“You can have fun with her, I have to do a few things.” She told me.

“Just let me know if you change your mind ok? I’ll be in my room if you need me.” I said leaving.

“Alright then.” She said, closing her door.

I opened the door to my room to find all my girls lined up on the bed, presenting their asses towards the door.

“Girls! What are you doing?” I asked.

“We know you got blue balled so we want to relive you.” Sunset said.

“So you get to empty those swollen balls of yours in one of us, take your pick.” Heather said.

“I wanna have Orca, She still needs a good fuck cuz we hardly started last time.” I said. I closed the door and locked it.

I took my clothes off and put them away.

“So want to get to the best part.” She said spreading her pussy for me.

“First I wanna make you feel good.” I said getting behind her and pressing my face into her pussy. I began licking her folds, making her moan loudly.

Orca dropped to all fours allowing me to eat her out more. “Oh god.” She said.

Since she was a big girl my head was able to go into her, allowing me to get my tongue into her even deeper, she began moaning even more.

She came in a matter of minutes. “Ok Orca time for the main event.” I said, Orca looks at my dick and blushes wildly, her eyes half lidded. “You’re gonna have to get on the bed, on your back, you're too big for me to do it like this.” I told her.

“Ok.” She said crawling onto the bed and onto her back.

I climbed onto the bed and got between her legs on her tail.

“Give it all to me.” She moaned out.

I put my hands on her breasts and lined myself up and pushed inside slowly. Squeezing her breasts and making her moan loudly from the stimulation and every inch.

“Fuck, you’re so much better then croc.” She said.

“Don’t mention old lovers please.” I said as I was beginning to thrust into her and build a rhythm.

“Sorry.” She said. I began thrusting into her faster, making sure to pinch her nipples and squeeze her breasts. “Oh yes harder.” She moaned using her tail to make me go faster.

I continued my thrusts and began going harder into her. “Tell me you love me!” I told Orca.

“I love you!” She shouted. “You are the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me.” She told me.

“Would you do anything for me? Would you do anything I asked?” I asked, thrusting harder, making her moan.

“YEEES!” She screamed. I pounded into her harder.

“Would you give yourself to me? Would you become my little slut? My faithful pet?” I asked, going faster and squeezing her breasts, causing her to moan loudly.

“Yes anything!” She screamed and moaned loudly.

I pulled her head close and began giving her a kiss. She wrapped her arms and legs around me. I began thrusting into and gave Orca a bigger kiss. “Are you close?” I asked.

“Yes.” She told me. I gave her breasts a firm squeeze and took one of her nipples and pinched it hard making her moan.

“Me too! Tell me how much you want it!” I told her.

“I want it, I need it so badly!” She begged.

“HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT IT!?!” I Yelled, pinching her other nipple, causing her to moan out.

“I WANT IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!” She screamed.

“Are you sure? Do you want my cum? Tell me what you would do for it to fill you right now.” I said as I thrusted into her harder and went all the way in.

“I would kill for you to cum inside me,” She moaned.

“I want you to beg! Beg like the pet slut you are!” I Yelled, giving her a kiss.

“CUM INSIDE ME! STUFF ME TILL I BURST!” She screamed.

“TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE! Tell me and you’ll get it!” I shouted, twisting her nipples making her scream with ecstasy.

“I’m your slut! your cumdumpster, your faithful bitch!” She cried out, moaning loudly in ecstacy.

“And what am I to you?” I asked.

“YOUR MY MASTER!” She screamed, moaning uncontrollably.

I slammed into her and made out with her as I came inside the same time she did. I started to empty my balls into her, making her bulge and swell, and moan in my mouth until I finally emptied my sack inside her, and Orca was a moaning mess with a humongous belly. I continued to thrust inside firing spurt after spurt into her womb. Orca continued to moan, holding me tightly, keeping me inside her. I pressed my lips against hers trying to get my tongue inside. And finally from all the stimulation she passed out. I fell asleep in her grip using her breasts and cleavage as a pillow.

{1 week later}

“Johnathan, I’m going out for a walk, unless you have something better for me to do.” I said, coming down the stairs dressed in my normal civilian clothes. I looked to Johnathan and found him on the couch making out with Wonder Woman. “Dude, seriously?” I said.

“What, trust me her mana tastes divine and she is great under the sheets, though it's a little hard for her to keep up.” He told me, kissing her again.

“I’m just gonna leave. remember I still want a turn with her!” I said walking out the door. I walked outside and walked onto the sidewalk, picked a random direction and began walking.

I strolled through the city and looked at the people that passed by me with contempt. I couldn’t blame them, I looked like an albino goth on steroids. I continued walking past the school, and into some shady parts of the city.

I couldn't shake the feeling I was being followed, being without my powers was annoying, it was even hard to breath sometimes, I felt like a different person. I turned my head to see no one suspicious, but it did not settle my nerves.

“I gotta watch my back.” I muttered to myself before looking forward. I started walking a little faster but not enough to draw my follower’s suspicion that I knew. But as I rounded a corner I started running.

I turned my head to see no one was there. I was completely alone, and I took a deep breath, thinking I lost him but then I heard a scream nearby. I started running towards the source. I rounded a corner to see a woman laying on the ground beaten to death. I kneeled at her side to try to find evidence of anyone who could have done this. I found nothing. Then suddenly I heard the sound of drawing firearms. I quickly turned to see two policemen standing with their guns drawn.

“Hello Officers, anything I can help you with?” I asked.

“Put your hands behind your head and get on your knees.” They told me.

I did as they asked. “Wanna tell me what this is about?” I asked.

“You're under arrest for murder.” One of the officers said.

I looked at him dumbfounded. “Whaaaaat?” I said, confused. Then at the other end of the alley I saw Shining armor with a huge grin walking by as he only gave me a glance. ‘You son of a bitch!’ I thought.