After a ploy to sell more apples by using her slim, curvy foal body goes awry, Apple Bloom is kidnapped by an unknown assailant who is definitely NOT Lyra Heartstrings. Now, Applejack needs to Liam Neeson from Taken the shit out of this situation.

Because if anypony's going to punish her sister's slutty stupidity with a slow, agonizing, torturous death, it'll be her.

Then it turns out the situation is more complicated.

This is a highly experimental, plot-heavy snuff fic.