Team Equestria

by ChoccieWings

Rating: teen
Tags: Derpy Hooves, Crossover, Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, Lyra, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Bon-Bon, Other, Adventure
Length: 1025

After a incident involving one of Lyra's attempt to earth, they join the team.

After one of Lyra's machine that was going to bring them to earth actually works, they are teleported onto 2fort, where they barley survive, but BLU team rescues them. They say they have to stop the invading RED team, which are invading battlements all over the world. And it seems that every pony is more than happy to help.

Published 2012-09-16 02:14:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-16 02:14:01 UTC

Chapter 1- Lyra's machine

"Mail!" called Derpy, the towns premier mailmare. Twilight came out of her house, and grabbed the mail from Derpy.

"Thanks!" she said happily. Twilight looked at the mail. But one in particular caught her attention. A envelope with a lyre on the front. She opened the envelope and read it.

To Twilight Sparkle,
I have finally finished a machine that will teleport us to where the humans live! I hope you will be able to come attend! Lyra.

"Another one?" Twilight thought to herself, remembering the other 2 times Lyra tried making a human machine. One blew up in our faces, and the other made humans come here. We got one called "Shigeru Miyamoto, or something like that, who said he worked for "Nintendo". Sounds like a rip-off of pontendo. Then someone who said they worked at "Hasbro", whatever that was, who makes toys of us. "I guess we are well known in 2 dimensions!" Twilight chuckled to herself. But the one thing Lyra had succeeded was proving humans were real, as she brang them through the portal.

"I have one as well!" said Derpy, reading it. "When is it?" Twilight read the time it was at.

"Today, at 3:00." Said Twilight. "It's in 2 hours. I'll see you there, Derpy.

"Bye!" said Derpy, flying off.
Later that evening.....

"Well, hi, everypony!" Said Lyra, looking over everypony that was there. Bon-Bon, Derpy, Twilight, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and herself, of course!.

"So, what this time, Lyra?" said Pinkie Pie, who always enjoyed it when Lyra staged these.

"Well, today, I am going to show you a design for my new human machine! And this time, im sure it cant fail!" said Lyra, pulling out a curtain that was over a large object. Everypony gasped. Covering it was a gigantic machine, which was painted green with Lyres, and some windows around it.

"I hate to say this Lyra, but this might work!" Said Rainbow Dash!"

"Thats what I hoped you'd think!" Said Lyra. "So come one, step in!" Inside the machine was a bunch of buttons and levers, and some seats. About enough to fit up to around 10 people. "Take a seat, everypony" Said Lyra.

"Lyra, you sure this wont blow up with us inside it?" said Bon-Bon.

"Sure!" said Lyra, who took a little "Captain" seat next to the switches, and shut the door. "Now, we don't know exactly were it will bring us, but it will be safe!"

"Please France!" Said Rarity.

"Amazon!" said Fluttershy.

"Somewhere near a F1 raceway!" said Rainbow Dash.

"Texas!" Said Applejack. Everypony knew about places on earth, because of Lyra. Derpy, twilight, Pinkie pie, Bon-Bon, and Lyra didn't care where they went do.

"Lets go!" said Lyra, pulling a lever, as the machine suddenly vanished from Lyra's house, and was transported somewhere with 2 buildings, both identical, and a bridge over water.

"I-I-I DID IT!" Said Lyra excitedly, and started hyperventilating from excitement.

"Calm, Lyra!" Said Bon-Bon, calming her down. Once Lyra had started breathing properly again, everypony stepped outside. "This is Australia!" Said Lyra.

"At least it's safe.." Said Fluttershy... Then they suddenly heard a voice come from a loudspeaker.

"3,2,1," Then a gigantic siren noised blared, and they heard battle cries and explosions.

"W-w-w-whats going on!" Said Twilight. They were answered by a RED scout launching over them and shooting at them, it barley missed them.
Meanwhile, a soldier from BLU happened to be going by, and alerted the team.

"New Warriors on battlefield!" He yelled, and he swooped in and grabbed Derpy, and ran into one of the buildings.

"Give him back!" Yelled Rainbow Dash, but the next thing they knew, they were all grabbed by a human and also rushed into the building, right when a RED demoman exploded stickybombs that they failed to notice.

"I think they're helping... said Twilight.

"Wait! The machine!" yelled out lyra. Lyra turned in the hands of the unidentified savior and saw the machine reduced to rubble "NO!" she yelled, but she had already gone into the building. They went into a small room, with big medical boxes, white walls, some benches, and posters.

"What?! You're just a bunch of colourful ponies!" said the soldier, as the group dropped them on the floor.

"You only just noticed that?" said Twilight

"I think I recognize you... Oh yeah! Saxton hale always rambles on about some show about ponies...." said Soldier.
"
We have a TV show?" said Rainbow Dash "Whoo-hoo! Im famous!" I guess they don't know they're fictional. Better not tell them. The Team Thought.

"Anyway, who are you all?" said Derpy.

"We are.... the team!" said the solider, as they formed a line.

"Im scout." Said scout. He had a baseball bat and batters helm.

"Im Soldier." Said Soldier, who had a rocket launcher and a straw hat.

"mmmmmph." said someone... or something... with a beanie and a flamethrower.

"Thats Pyro." Said the soldier. When we were first recruited, we were informed that he had had that mask stuck onto him in a unfortunate accident. We may never know whats inside..."

"Mmm-ppph!" said the pyro, which everyone assumed was his, or her, way of saying 'hi'

"Im Demoman!" Said the Demoman, who had a bottle of beer and a mexican looking- sombero, who was swaying around.

"Don't mind him, his always drunk." said Scout.

"I'm Heavy." Said Heavy, who had a sandwich in his hand and a bandanna around his head.

"I'm the engineer!" said the engineer, who had a mining light hat and a wrench.

"I am the medic!" Said the medic, who had a crossbow in his hair, his hair tied into a bun. He was feeding a bird.

"I'm the Sniper. G'day." said the Sniper, who had a sniper rifle and a hoodie of sorts.

"And I am the spy." said the spy, who had a knife and a fedora.

"And We are the team!" they said in unison.

"And we are the Mane 6!" said Rainbow, Pinkie, Twilight, Fluttershy, Rarity, and Applejack.

"Im Derpy." Said Derpy.

"And were bon-bon and Lyra!" Said bon-bon and Lyra.