Hi, I'm Shawn. If you couldn't tell, I'm a shameless self-insert, but that's not important. What's important is that my opinion differs from the weird green creature's opinion, and he's not happy.

Don't ask.
Just don't.

Warning! Contains - Self-inserts, Anon, ocs, bad writing, an offensive word, and weird headcannons.

Just something to add to the fire, I was listening to Shawn Mendes while writing this, so, yeah.