Captain Buggy's Harem

by Colt Zero

Rating: mature
Tags: Crossover, Human, Comedy, Romance
Length: 3644

Captain Buggy from One Piece has formed a harem with the mane six.

A one-shot clopfic featuring Captain Buggy from One Piece. He had mysteriously arrived in Ponyville one day, not long after the threat of changeling queen 'Chysalis' had been dealt with. He spent several years living in Ponyville, forming friendships amongst other types of relationships amongst the locals. Somewhere along the line, he managed to form a harem based relationship with the Elements of Harmony.

<Human x Pony>

I'm not sure I would call this romance. Even though there is clearly a romantic bond between the characters, there are no romantic gestures within the writing. Oh well, I'll just put it in there anyway.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-02 06:04:02 UTC

That day of the week again...

That day of the week again…

Buggy let out a sigh as he walked home; it was that day of the week again. It had been a few years since he arrived in this strange world. It was that fateful day that, while he was going about his usual procedure of maintaining his ship and crew, he suddenly was whisked away. Quite literally, one moment he was standing at the bow of the ship, the next, he found himself atop a hill, staring down at a brightly colored town.

When he found out that the residence of this town were vibrantly colored talking ponies, he was quite shocked, but he also felt it wasn’t the strangest thing he had ever heard of. In fact, he was more concerned with what the hell had just happened to him. How the heck did he just suddenly change locations (teleport?) like that? How would he get back to his crew? How would he prove himself as the great pirate who laid claim to the One Piece?

To his dismay, he found that in this world, no such thing existed. In fact, nothing he seemed to be familiar with existed here. Which lead to the revelation that he was no longer on his home planet, and that all his efforts in making a name for himself had gone to waste. But it did leave its mark. He quickly figured out that he still had the abilities of the devil fruit he consumed, the chop-chop fruit. And he also retained his old cutthroat pirate personality and he imposed his abilities and his natural inclination to piracy; the locals didn’t take to kindly to that.

It wasn’t long before he was set straight by a group of six mares. As it would turn out, he didn’t just show up in some hick town filled with noponies. No, he wound up in Ponyville, home to a group of six mares who were dubbed ‘The Bearers of the Elements of Harmony’. Didn’t take long for them to force him to abandon his old ways… well…. most of them. And so began his life in Equestria, or to be more specific, Ponyville. He still found it somewhat hard to believe that he had actually settled down, but at the same time, he absolutely loved it here. It was the nicest place he had ever lived.

And it was this day of the week that made him think. What exactly had he done wrong? Or perhaps; what had he done right? He still wasn’t sure; it was ludicrous that his relationship with a certain group of mares had grown to this level. And it was even more ludicrous that his attraction to these ponies had reached this point. He confounded these ponies, for they made him do things that he probably shouldn’t ever do.

He made it to his doorstep, Twilight Sparkle at his side. He had been assisting at the library today, and every time he looked at Twilight, he saw her smiling at him. He knew why, it was obvious, because today was today, and she liked today. And so he opened his door, and allowed Twilight to walk through first; they had made him into a gentleman, and he wasn’t quite sure how he felt about that. He followed her in, the last few seconds of a beautiful sunset giving way for a pleasant night sky. And he was greeted by the group of six mares, Rarity, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and even Twilight Sparkle who had just walked in with him.

“Good evening, captain!”

The girls had all lined up at the doorway to welcome him in and like always, it brought a smile to his face. He took another step and closed the door behind him. He gestured to the living room and the girls took it and made their way towards it. As he walked to his living room sofa he asked, “So… Who gets first turn this week?” Sitting down and getting himself comfortable, he looked back down in front of him, he saw the girls lined up with Fluttershy in the middle, a wide smile on her face.

Fluttershy wasn’t usually like this. None of the girls were. It was kind of crazy how much different their bedroom personalities were when compared to their everyday personalities, especially Fluttershy. To see the most timid mare in history act like this brought a mirthful smirk to Buggy’s face. “You?” Buggy inquired while gesturing toward Fluttershy? She nodded in reply. “Alright then.” Buggy reached into his pants and pulled out his manhood. “You want it?” She nodded very enthusiastically with a wide grin spreading across her features. “Okay.”

Buggy tossed his manhood through the air like as if it was some everyday disposable object.  Fluttershy gently caught his manhood between her hooves and started to rub it. Buggy leaned back on the sofa and enjoyed, but didn’t relent to these new sensations, all the while he felt himself growing stiffer. He immediately set to work for the other girls and started detaching and floating his fingers. Two pinkies for Pinkie, two ring fingers for Rarity, two middle fingers for Rainbow, two index fingers for Applejack, his tongue for Twilight, and his thumbs to massage his temples.

He silently mused on whether or not Rainbow knew that middle fingers were used as an offensive gesture back on his home planet. Did he tell her? Should he tell her? Nah… he shouldn’t; ignorance is bliss right? He kind of didn’t care anyway; he doesn’t think he will ever forget that prank she pulled on him. It was a couple of months ago, on this day of the week; he had kind of passed out while it was Rainbow’s turn with his manhood. And boy did he get the most uncomfortable wake up of his life, for you see, his dick felt like it was near frozen. She had thought it was funny to stick his manhood in the icebox and needless to say, he wasn’t amused. She didn’t get any turns with his manhood the following week as her punishment.

His train of thought was broken as he felt a tight, warm and wet feeling around the tip of his manhood. Fluttershy had enveloped his member in her mouth and was beginning to piston and suck along its length. This also brought his attention to his fingers, which were either rubbing along the marehoods of the rest his girls, or they were enveloped inside them, applying gentle ministrations along their tight passages. It was amusing to him that he had gotten so used to this that he could apply all these precise motions subconsciously.

Being one to take advantage of what he had, he used his fingers and tongue on his girls in ways that others could not. He could use his abilities to slide his fingers and tongue down to the deepest depths of their marehoods. He was glad for that, for it more than made up for any other skills he lacked, and his girls certainly didn’t complain.

He spent several minutes just reveling in all the sensations. The tight, wet, and warm feeling of their marehoods around his fingers brought all kinds of tickle like sensations to his brain. And the sweet taste of Twilight on his tongue was positively delightful. The musky scent of arousal in the air was almost palpable but it enticed him and urged him to work harder. The blissful moans he was eliciting from his girls were like music to his ears. And the wonderful ministrations applied to his manhood by Fluttershy made this whole situation 20% more awesome.

He felt Fluttershy give one last suck and pulled out his manhood from her mouth with a pop. She didn’t miss a beat and quickly climbed up on the couch and lied belly up on his lap. She followed up by sticking his manhood into her depths in similar fashion to that of a woman working with a dildo. But it was oh so much better than that. They could feel each other, whether it be her warm, wet, tightness or it be his warm, pulsing, hardness. And Buggy quickly took command and used his abilities to slowly piston his manhood inside of her.

She leaned in for a kiss and he leaned down to meet her. It was a funny thing; kissing in this way. While she quickly drove her tongue playfully into his mouth, he couldn’t do the same for her. Not because he didn’t want to, no. It was because his tongue was kind of busy at the moment giving wonderful pleasures to another mare via her lower mouth. The first time he was put into this situation, he had actually stopped everything he was doing to ponder the fact.

He quickly picked up the pace of his thrusts and concentrated hard on not letting himself submit to his own pleasure. He still had five other mares to pleasure before this round was over and he had to give them all a turn. Fluttershy’s already increasingly loud moans got even louder when Buggy moved his thumbs down to rub her stiff little button. She felt pressure in her loins and quickly succumbed to a powerful orgasm.

As she cried out her pleasure into his mouth, he pulled out and began to gently set her to his side. He stood up off the couch and the girls took the cue and started helping him out of his clothes, all the while he was still using his fingers and tongue skillfully for their pleasure. The girls liked helping him out of his clothes; it was just their thing he guessed. And as they got him out of his clothes, he reattached his manhood to its proper place.

Rarity had always hated his clown nose, but for reasons unknown to him, she loved it on this day of the week. She playfully bumped her nose against his and moved in for a kiss. She passionately wiggled her tongue through his mouth while he returned the kiss with the tongue-less version that the girls knew him well for. Should he put a trademark on it? What would he even call it?

Rarity also had another kink; she liked taking it in a much more natural fashion. So she turned around and raised her hind legs to present herself. Buggy smiled and went in to take her from behind. As he penetrated her depths, Rarity moaned in pleasure and let her tongue loll out from her mouth. Buggy quickly set to work and began to thrust his hips.

Buggy knew that he still had four more mares to please and that he would have to make short work of each of them, unfortunate that. As he rapidly increased his pace, he moved his thumbs to gently massage Rarity’s teats.  The slaps of his hips against Rarities cheeks were but background noise in the already noisy percussion of sounds produced by the moans of all the mares in the room. He was still at work with his fingers and tongue. This reminded him of something.

He set about the ‘rotation’ with practiced ease, and so he exchanged his fingers and tongue from mare to mare, he used his ring fingers on Fluttershy, his middle fingers on Twilight, his tongue on Rainbow, his pinkies on Applejack, and his index fingers on Pinkie. They all moaned in delight at the change in sensations. Rarity, who was busy being on the receiving end of his thrusts, was practically squealing, and it was a tell-tale sign.

He threw himself into a powerful flurry of thrusts and used his thumbs to rub her button. She gasped sharply and gave one long moan in response as the spasms and shockwaves of her orgasm rocked her body in the few ways that Buggy couldn’t. He pulled out as Rarity collapsed to the floor. She let out a blissful sigh and looked up at him smiling. “Thank you, captain.”

Buggy smiled back and turned his attention to Rainbow Dash. He lied back on the sofa while Rainbow climbed up to mount him; she liked being in control. Meanwhile, he shifted his middle fingers to Applejack, pinkies back to Pinkie, ring fingers back to Rarity, index fingers to Twilight, and tongue to Fluttershy. The exchange was made just as Rainbow lowered herself down onto him, and they all moaned in unison.

“So captain… Do you think have what it takes to outlast me?” Rainbow asked. Buggy didn’t see that point though. She already knew he could outlast her; he did so almost every time after all. So his response was a simple, knowing, smirk that said he most definitely could outlast her. “Well…. We’ll see about that!” And she immediately took off, no build up; she just went down on him as fast as she could.

Like always, Buggy had to grunt in concentration to take it without going down. No matter how many times she does this, the physical sensations are just as powerful and hard to prepare for. Her natural lubrication was a definite blessing when she did this, otherwise it might actually hurt. Watching what was happening from any angle of perspective showed that one thing was for certain; Rainbow works fast. Her lower half was a blur as she rode him and her orgasm was approaching like lightning; seriously, I think you could even hear the electricity crackling in the air.

Her orgasm shook her body and she squealed her pleasures quite obnoxiously, Buggy and the other girls had gotten used to it long ago, so no harm done. She quickly flopped over and tumbled off the sofa. Seriously, how does she do that so fast? And after taking a relaxing breath, Buggy retracted his tongue from Fluttershy and put it in its proper place, giving her his index fingers in exchange. He then parted his manhood from its usual place and moved toward Twilight, his manhood floating alongside him.

Devil fruits had always intrigued the young scholar from the moment she heard of them. After Buggy had described what they do and the different types, she claimed that they were probably the most unique form of ‘magic’ she had ever heard about. She showed particular interest in the Zoan type devil fruits that made its consumer into a part human/part animal hybrid. But the devil fruit she showed most interest in, the one that she loved, was the chop-chop fruit; Buggy’s fruit. Or perhaps it was more about Buggy himself?

Twilight had three kinks. She liked being able to watch as he takes her, she likes it more when Buggy uses his fruits power to separate his manhood from the rest of his body to take her, and she likes being able to have kisses while Buggy has his tongue in its natural place. And some times, she likes to lie on his lap like Fluttershy had earlier. This was one of those times. “Captain, I would like to lie on your lap today,” she said as Buggy approached.

He smiled and sat down on the floor. Twilight took the initiative and lied back on his lap, effectively exposing her soaking marehood for all present company to see. She leaned forward a bit to watch as Buggy inserted his manhood into her wet lips. She moaned in delight as he pushed deeper and deeper into her tight depths. And as he started to move, she gave a happy squeal and lunged forward to give him a powerful kiss.

Their tongues danced about and Twilight moaned in happy euphoria. Buggy increased his pace while he listened to the other mares in the room. Rainbow was still down for the count and panting on the floor. All the other mares were moaning even louder than before from his ministrations, it would seem that these long drawn out sensations are taking their toll on them. He could tell Twilight was getting close; she had already been on the receiving end of his attention for a while now.

He broke the series of kisses he had been working on with the scholarly mare and began to lick along her sensitive horn and started plunging harder into her depths. She started to shake and shudder, and sparks of raw magic began to crack from the tip of her horn; she had always loved it when he did this. He moved on and sucked hard on the tip of her horn. Giving a sharp gasp followed by a long and adorable squeal, her orgasm shook her entire being and she collapsed in his arms.

Buggy stood up shakily as he reattached his manhood and went back to the sofa. Lying down again and watched as Applejack approached. As she went up to mount him, he quickly shuffled his tongue back towards Rainbow Dash, shifted his pinkies to Twilight, ring fingers to Pinkie, middle fingers to Rarity, and kept his index fingers to Fluttershy. And then he braced himself, knowing what to expect.

Applejack slammed down hard and enveloped his manhood. She, much like Rainbow, liked to be in control, but she liked to take it rough more than she liked it fast. As she got her pounding into rhythm Buggy, like always, found it difficult to concentrate on his ongoing ministrations for the other girls. This work-mare always knew how to work her muscles in the right way too. Between her slick passage and vice like grip, he had more than once lost himself and didn’t make it through the whole round.

He tried to distract himself by listening to the other mares. Listening to the musical sounds of their pleasure probably wasn’t the best way to distract him from his own, but it worked.  He could already feel himself going numb as he heard Applejack’s squeals and moans reach their peak. Feeling her passage contract around him and her final moan of orgasm brought his attention to the loud squeals of some of the other mares; Fluttershy and Rarity had reached their second orgasm.

As Applejack dismounted him, he had to take a minute to relax; fear he burst at the slightest touch. And then he directed his attention to Pinkie. There was a reason he saved her for last, for she had three very ‘Pinkie’ fetishes. She liked being pinned down, she liked to be tickled, and strangely enough, she liked it when Buggy hides in her mane and tail.

He suspected the fetish derived from the fact that she seems to carry everything she owns in those fluffy pink voids. He honestly has no idea how he manages to hide so much of his body in there, but it works. And just as he suspected; that is indeed what Pinkie wants today. She laid out on the floor in wait for Buggy to work his magic. And taking his cue, Buggy took his tongue and fingers from the other girls in preparation for the laugh-tastic session he was about to undergo.

He split off his arms and legs from his body and pinned all four of Pinkie’s legs to the floor using the bends of his knees and elbows. Then he floated his fingers and tongue just above the exposed Pinkie Pie. And just like Pinkie always loved, he split apart the rest of his body and started hiding them inside her mane and tail; the hairs were already tickling him and making him giggle.

He gave Pinkie what she wanted and started using his fingers to tickle along her belly and sides and she immediately start to laugh. Her legs quaked erratically underneath his arms and legs, but he had her pinned down tight. The tickle of her hairs along his torso made him giggle mirthfully, but he began to work his tongue just the same.

He dipped his tongue into her depths and she moaned between laughs. He moved his fingers along her body toward all kinds of tickle spots and her eyes began to tear up from laughter. And through her laughter she managed the words, “Mo-Ha ha ha- More.” Buggy knew it was his cue.

If there was anything he could say about Pinkie Pie, it was this. She was tight. Her natural tightness was just as vice-like as Applejack’s use of her well toned muscles. It was definitely a win-win situation as he forced his manhood deep inside her. She moaned erotically between her laughs and Buggy just allowed himself to let go of all restraint.

He buried himself in the sensations around his manhood. The soaking, rippling, white hot walls of Pinkie Pie were drawing him closer and closer to his long drawn out goal. Her moans began to overcome her laughter as she felt her own climax fast approaching; his thrusting manhood hitting all the right spots. And when she finally reached it, Buggy heard the squeal and quickly pulled out. All the girls wanted it, not just Pinkie.

He reassembled himself and when he was finally back together again; all the girls were in front of him. They each had their muzzles inches from his shaft and gave him one final lick before Buggy finally reached his Climax, spurting his seed across their waiting muzzles. When it finally died down he fell back onto the sofa. “So… girls?” he managed to say between panting breathes.

“Yes captain?” they all asked in unison.

“What’s for dinner?” he asked and gave a little chuckle.

After cleaning up and preparing the meal, they all sat down to eat. And as he ate his meal, Buggy was already mentally preparing himself for the next round he would have to go through after dinner. And once again he asked himself. What had he done right?