Cozy Glow calmly cleared her throat..

“Hi there, buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal! I don’t mean to be rude, my friend pal homeslice bread slice dawg, but I gotta warn you! If you take one more diddly darn step right there, I’m just going to have to diddly darn snap your neck! And golly, wouldn’t that be a crummy juncture, huh? Do you want that, though? Do you wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? Because, friend buddy chum friend pally pal chum friend.. if you keep this up: Well, I might have to get not so friendly with you, my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy!”

Author's Note

Well. I have no regrets.