Author's Note

I think I'm going to try my best to alternate chapters between clop and story. That means this chapter is all plot, so next chapter will be all plot

That also means the chapter title doesn't quite make sense, but I didn't feel like writing an 8000 word chapter, but the pun still needed to finish.

But now he's the king

Anon awoke groggily from his slumber. Vaguely recalling the events from last night, Anon frowned. He was certain he showed his companion a good time last night, but couldn't for the life of him figure out why he tapped out so quickly. He looked to his side and noticed the lack of a certain red pony in his bed. Facing back up to the ceiling, Anon began to process the events of last night. Maybe she actually knew who I was and was disappointed I stopped so early? he pondered. She was probably still cheating on her husband and had to be back before he noticed she was out so late. he thought next. Yeah, that's prob-

Anon's thoughts were cut off by a warm sensation on his cock. Suddenly his entire thing was engulfed in wet hot goodness. He only knew one mare that could take him in one stroke like that. He smiled and thought to himself Awesome, now I can give her the full frontal Anon experience and make sure my reputation is intact.

Smirking to himself, Anon grabbed the corner of his comforter and threw it off, but instead of being met with bright blue eyes and a red coat, he was greeted by... well... Anon didn't know. It was pony shaped, as far as he could tell. Likely a female. He gazed past her head to her very shapely and large rump. OK, definitely female. Her "mane" was a unique shade of green and blue, moreso blue, that was translucent and cascaded down past her shoulders. Her body was black as the night sky, and reflected light as if it were ceramic. Her eyes were green and looked almost as if they were glowing in the mid-morning light. Speaking of eyes, they stared into Anon's. Wide and fearful, like a cat who was just caught trying to break into the catnip container.

As they stared at each other, the new creature slowly began to slide her muzzle down his erection once more.

"DON'T JUST KEEP SUCKING LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG!"

Chrysalis withdrew the dick from her mouth at the speed of light with a loud pop.

"But it tastes so gooood," She whined like a teenager.

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?"

Chrysalis flinched. "You're being very loud this morning. I didn't think you had that much to drink last night. Considering how good you fucked me, I was certain you were sober."

"Okay, ignoring that fact that you just implied I couldn't destroy your pussy while drunk, I came home last night with a cute blonde, not some weird... bug... horse thing!"

"Bug horse thing..." she repeated quietly. Chrysalis looked down and saw her normal chitinous legs instead of the fuzzy red ones she had fallen asleep with last night.

"Shit!" She exclaimed. "Oh well. Cat's out of the bag now." She stated flippantly. She opened her maw and stuck out her tongue, approaching the cock in her hooves to continue sucking it.

"OI!" Anon yelled as he flicked Chrysalis' horn. She hissed in response, causing Anon to startle.

"Explain, or no more dick for you."

Chrysalis sighed and her expression soured, obviously not used to being told no.

"I'm a changeling, obviously. Never seen one before?"

"Uh, yeah. More than a couple. They're not black with windows to their organs."

"Ugh. Don't remind me. This is what a changeling is supposed to look like. Those ungrateful whelps betrayed me and decided to become walking talking children's toys instead of the proud armored warriors they were. Now may I please go back to sucking your beautiful cock?"

"No!"

Chrysalis frowned.

"So, what? Do you get your kicks by pretending to be other mares? Is Scarlet even your real name?"

"Well, I'm the sole owner of that name nowadays. So I guess it's appropriate to say it is my name. But most know me by Chrysalis."

"Chrysalis..." Anon repeated. "Where have I heard that name before?"

Chrysalis shrugged, eyes fixated on the member in her hooves. "Probably history class."

Anon suddenly made the connection.

"WAIT! QUEEN CHRYSALIS!? As in the Queen Chrysalis that infiltrated the royal family and nearly destroyed Canterlot TWICE? THAT Queen Chrysalis???"

She smirked. "The very same. Looks like you have two brain cells to rub together after all."

"I fucked a terrorist last night..." Anon observed, the color draining from his face. "Fuck me..."

Chrysalis then turned around, lining her backside up with Anon's shaft and then plunged herself down on the rod.

"FUCK! NO. STOP!" Anon screamed desperately.

Chrysalis stopped moving, halfway down the man's meat.

"GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME YOU CRAZY BITCH!"

Chrysalis completely withdrew Anon's dick from her love glove and rolled herself onto the other side of the bed, her eyes watching his.

Anon fumbled around in an awkward attempt attempt to get off of the bed. He lost his footing more than once trying to stand and make a run for the door. As he reached out to turn the knob, he noticed something. Chrysalis had made no attempts to stop him.

Anon turned around and looked at Chrysalis, sitting on the bed unmoving.

"What the fuck is your game, lady?"

"Game?" Chrysalis tilter her head.

"Yes, what the fuck is your plan? We're you trying to go through me to get to Twilight?"

"Twilight? Twilight Sparkle?" Chrysalis rolled her eyes. "I don't know why you're bringing up that pathetic excuse for royalty, but all I wanted last night was a good fuck and a good meal. Thankfully for me those are the same thing."

"You really expect me to believe that? Go fuck yourself."

Anon turned to leave. As he opened the door to make his escape, he stopped as his ears were met with a husky, loud moan. He whipped his head around to see the changeling queen on her back, legs spread and a phallus made of magic (that looked VERY similar to his own) gliding deep into her pussy.

"WHAT THE FUCK? I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY!"

Chrysalis continued to pump herself with the magic dildo.

"Then oooh what did uuuhnf you mean haaaah?"

"I don't fucking know! It's just something yo-"

Aaaahuuuh!

"Why the fuck are you doing that?"

"unf Because you aaah said so."

"What the fuck do you mean because I s- WOULD YOU FUCKING STOP!?"

As soon as the words left his lips, the magic dildo disappeared and Chrysalis sat up again.

"What do you mean because I said so?"

"Simple. You said to, so I did."

"BUT WHY!??"

Chrysalis shrugged.

"So what? You mean to tell me that if I told you to wag your tail and bark like a dog you wou-"

"Woof woof!"

Chrysalis lowered her front, allowing her rump to point skyward, her tail swishing back and forth. The sound that came out of her mouth wasn't a poor imitation of a dog's bark, but an actual bark. She stuck out her serpent-like tongue and panted for good measure.

"Uuuh... roll over?"

She rolled across the bed, tail never stopping and eyes never breaking contact, though she seemed to be getting more irritated.

"Anon, while last night showed a new side of me that loves to be trampled on, this feels more mentally degrading than sexually degrading. Would it be alright I went back to su-"

Knock knock

"Is everything all right in there, Anon, sir?" Came a voice from the other side of the door

"I thought I heard some shouting. And.. a dog?"

Anon started sweating. "Uh.. Y-yeah. Everything's fine. Just some uh... some really, REALLY kinky foreplay."

A low whistle came from the other side of the door. "That blonde from last night? She must be a real freak."

Anon stared at Chrysalis. "Yeah. As freaky as they come." Chrysalis narrowed her eyes at that.

"Well, I'll leave you two at it. Try to make sure this one can still walk out of here, alright?"

"Can do, Smokey."

The tell-tale clip-clop of hooves could be heard moving away.

"Friend of yours?" Chrysalis broke the silence

"Huh? Oh. Uh... kind of. He's been my guard for a few years now. So I guess we know each other well, but we don't hang out or anything."

"Guard? Against whom?"

"I'm the only one of my kind, so kidnappers, thieves, Lyra..." Anon shuddered at the last one.

Chrysalis looked around, analyzing her surroundings for the first real time. The walls were marble and the bed was fitted with lavish, silk sheets. The view out the window framed the entirety of Canterlot in all its glory.

"Anon. Where exactly are we? I may have been... tunnel-visioned, so to speak. Last night, I mean."

"Seriously? Kind of hard to miss the biggest palace in the nation."

Chrysalis felt her heart drop.

"WHAT!?"