Starlight Shimmer is a Bad Person

by Poniez n Stuff

Rating: mature
Tags: Starlight Glimmer, Random, Pony Life, Sunset Shimmer, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Equestria Girls, Comedy
Length: 1162

Once upon a time, there was a very mean and bad pony named Starset. She dies.

Fuck Shimsham Glimglam!!!!!! If you don’t know facts, I will tel you know: SHE FUCKING EVIL FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Published 2020-12-28 01:20:00 UTC
Last updated 2020-12-28 01:20:00 UTC

Both.

This story is about both Starlight Shimmer AND Sunset Glimmer. Within the contextual of the story’s universe, the two universi merged and the reality of the sitatuin is that they were the same ALL ALONG!!!! They were spiritually linked pones from different universe and this story tells the story of their one soul combonded into one pony, withing the Pony Life univers.

Enjoy.

Capter 2: The most evil pony EVER!!!!

Once upon a time in Pony Life universe, there was a very EVIL pony named Shimsun Setglim. She was a combination of both Sunset Glimmer and Starlight Shimmer. She was pure fucking evil and deserved to be executed. One day, Pinkie Pie realized this fact and killed her and sent her to Hell. Nobody was sad.

As she was being tortured forever and ever and ever and ever, Satan came to her and told her that she can go back to Earth if she agrees to become the Antichrist and kill all the good Christians and everyone else of the world. She agreed. She went to Earth and killed fucking EVERYPONY EVER!!!!!!!!!

Pinkie Pie came to her and said “So you’re that cunt I killed four trillion years ago, huh?” You reincarnated as Antichrist and now fulfill prophetic visions described in The Bible, you fucking evil CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!” Pony Life Pinkie Pie yelled and ripped Sunset’s fucking head off and chucked at at a dragon (not like Spike, like a cool dragon.) The dragon exploded so hard that 100 quintillion universes were burned to death with it and everyone in them died!!!

Sunstar reincarnated again, this time in the MLP G1 universe. She killed everyone besides the seaponies and said if they sing a song, she wouldn’t kill them, so they sung the “shoo-be-doo” song and it was fucking awesome, but she killed them anyway.

Just then, Pinkie reincarnated as Sunset’s butt and she reached her butt-arms up and strangled Starlight to fucking death and she fucking died!!!!!!

But the story isn’t ended yet...

Evil Never Dies

So Sunshim came back to life in the Rocky and Bullwinkle universe in which the Sonic characters also exist. She tricked Spike into becoming gay for both Rocky and Tails and then executed both of them as they fucked and skinned Spike alive.

Pinkie saw it and laughed, but then she also killed Amy and Pinkie became PISSED!!!!!! So Pinkie turned into a giant cool dragon and ate Starlight’s pathetic fucking stupid-ass body and shat her out and the worst pony was DEAD FOREVER for the rest of the existence of this entire universe!!!!!! But after a few trillion googolplex years, the universe fucking died after Jesus returned and took everyone to Heaven, besides Sunset and he sent her to Hell and then she was tortured for a quintillion times longer than the universe existed, but then, she was reincarnated in a different universe again, this one was the Die Hard universe.

[Author’s note: I have never seen Die Hard, so the plot of this is based on speculations about the story.]

Pinkie Pie became John McClain and Starlight was the evil terrorist that kills everyone and blows up buildings. Pinkie Pie was supposed to be off fucking duty, but she saw Starlight being an evil terrorist and she was like “Even though the police in America fucking suck, I’m a good one!!!! And she went and killed Starlight and wrote in blood “Ho ho ho, now I have a fucking penis!!!!” she then gave Starsun a forced sex change to her dead body.

They then entered the Dr. Seuss multiverse, but Sunset didn’t kill anyone because the stories were so fun. They went through the book universe, the TV Special universe and even the Living Books games universe and not once single time did Sunset break the commandments of “though shall not kill.” She entered the live action universe and almost killed the hideous Whos in The Jim Carrey Grinch, but she decided not to, but then she saw Mike Myers’s Cat in the Hat and she blew up the entire universe. Pinkie didn’t even stop her, because she knew she did the right thing. She killed the CGI Lorax too.

The Final Chapter

AND SO ALL THE EVIL IN THE ULTRAVERSE CAME TOGETHER INTO SUNSET’S CUNT AND TRANSFORMED HER INTO ULTRA-SATAN!!!!!!!!! Meanwhile, Pinkie saw this and joined forced with all the good in the universe via her cunt AND BECAME ULTRA-GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Satan (Starlight) punched God (Pinkie) in the fucking face and God was so pissed, he forced Starlight to live through every instance of torture and pain throughout the entire every universe of all time EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After being tortured and tortured and tortured again, with knives and psychological abuse and rape and being skinned alive and fire and Hell and murder and all that other shit, Starlight had finally been given about 1/3 of the pain and torture that she deserved.

Pinkie-God was feeling ridiculously merciful, so after seeing all the agony and pain and torture and abuse she was going through, she decided to wait an infinite amount of eternities long and then, she stopped the torture and shoved Sunset deep up her shitty asshole.

When she was shoved up Pinkie’s butt, the two came together as one being. Good and evil merged into one and there was no longer such a thing as moral judgment, because every being that had ever done anything evil ever had now, retroactively, done that evil thing to themselves, which served as justifiable punishment for all their evil. So there was no longer such a thing as good or evil anymore, which means that there was also no such thing as reward or punishment.

And so all of the cosmos and beyond almost decided to live in peace forever, but then suddenly, every single sentient being in the entire history of the multiverse stopped for a second and realized something.

“Wait a minute!!!” everyone in the universe besides Sunset Glimmer said “WE CAN’T HAVE STARLIGHT SHIMMER EXIST IN THIS FUCKING UNIVERSE WITHOUT BEING TORTURED!!!!!!!!!!” they all said in unison, even including you, the person reading this story right now.

And so, every life form that had ever existed all agreed that it would be in the best interest of the multiverse to torture Starlight FOREVER!!!!!!!! Even fucking Hitler and other evil fuckers like him were all forgiven and allowed to exist in Oneness with God, just not Starlight.

She was covered in disgusting spiders, forced to eat shit, skinned alive, raped, had her dick cut off, shot, mutilated, had her eyes plucked out, boiled in lava and lots and lots and lots of other tortures so graphic and horrible that if I even tried writing them, I’d die on the spot and so would anyone who reads it, so to save us from that, I’ll just say that it was all really, really bad shit and it never, ever ended!!!!!!!!!

The End.