Rarity's tinder date

by Derpyfan1

Rating: teen
Tags: Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Profanity, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Original Character, Comedy
Length: 1022

Rarity is lonely, the other mane 6 ponies have spouses, but Rarity has been lonely for a while, so she creates a Tinder account

Rarity, unlike the other mane 6 ponies is single, so she wants to marry someone, so she creates a Tinder account, she meets a lot of ponies on there until she finds the right one for her

Published 2020-12-31 05:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2020-12-31 05:40:01 UTC

Rarity creates a tinder account and gets a date

Rarity is sitting with her friends, she is sad because everypony else has spouses, Pinkie and Twilight are married, Applejack and Rainbow Dash are too, while Fluttershy and Discord are really...into their marriage.

"Why are you sad, Rarity?" Said Twilight, as she looked at her dress obsessed friend, usually she is really cheerful and happy, vain if anything.

"The rest of you are married, and I don't even have a boyfriend or girlfriend." Rarity said sadly, she sheds a tear, but Pinkie Pie has an idea!

"Hey Rarity, I've heard about this app where you can get boyfriends and girlfriends! It's called "Tinder." Yelled Pinkie as she gave Rarity the idea, Pinkie showed her the app.

"Wow, Pinkie that looks interesting, let's make a profile!" they sign Rarity up, it says 'Rarity, 24' the bio reads 'I am looking for a girlfriend or boyfriend, I'm a fashion designer and has an incredibly adorable sister, I'm also friends with princess Twilight Sparkle'

"That's a great profile!!!! Hey, Rarity you have a few matches already!" Pinkie yelled as she and Rarity looked at some.

"Uhhhhh, Pinkie who or what is this?" Rarity said as she showed Pinkie her phone, Pinkie Pie's pupils shrink in fear 'Mary,24, 47 miles away, I may look 24 but I'm actually 88, I love to stick peanut butter in your hooves and eat it like I just love first dates with peanut butter'

"Please Rarity, by the love of Celestia please SWIPE NO!" Yelled Pinkie, Rarity swiped no(Thank Celestia) and viewed the next one "Anon,19, 5 miles away, I will stick my peepee in ur virgina, I am not bot.'

"That's a bot." Said Pinkie Pie.

"NO IT'S NOT, IT CLEARLY SAYS 'I AM NOT A BOT' PINKIE!!!" Yelled Rarity, Pinkie rolls her eyes.

"It's a lie, swipe no." Said Pinkie

"Fine." Said Rarity they swiped no, and they read the next one 'Andy,18, 58 miles away, I am actually 8, plz I need marry.' Pinkie and Rarity look at each other and swipe no. The next one says 'Vinyl Scratch, 30, I need a break from Octavia.'

"Uh, let's swipe no and never speak of that." Said Rarity as she swiped no

"Agreed." Said Pinkie Pie as they view the next one. 'Generous, 23,22 miles away, I am a dress maker, I'm single of course I need a GF to make dresses with..."

"This one looks great!" Said Pinkie, Rarity nodded in agreement, as they swiped yes. He messaged Rarity almost immediately, he said:

"Hello, fellow dress maker, I'm honored to meet you!" Rarity sheds a tear in happiness, she finally has a boyfriend! She tells the other Mane 6 ponies about it, they are happy

"MISSION PASSED. RESPECT+." Said Pinkie

"This isn't GTA, Pinkie." Said Applejack, everypony laughs as Rarity asks Generous where he lives, he lives in-between Ponyville and Canterlot, an old fashion store, Rarity goes there and meets him.

"Hey, Rarity." Said Generous.

"Generous! You look so...hot." Said Rarity as she snuggles up to Generous and kisses him.

"Thanks, Rarity, I've been single for a while. I'm glad you came to that app, most people do it for sex. I have had matches before, I've met up with them, talked with them, and had sex with them, but then they leave, honestly, sex has lost it's meaning thanks to those thirsty assholes." Said Generous, Rarity listened and felt bad for Generous.

"I love you, Generous, with all my heart." Rarity said as she snuggled to the white stallion, they kissed and hugged, Rarity and Generous were happy to finally find their special somepony.
At Rarity's house, Sweetie Belle wondered where Rarity went, she travels all around town, until finally she went to Generous' place she knocked on the door.

"I'm coming!" Said Generous as he opened the door.

"Hello, is Rarity Belle here?" Asked Sweetie.

"Yes, we're on a date, are you her sister or something, cause you're adorable!" He said

"Yes, I am her sister." Said Sweetie Belle

"Ok, I'll find a snack for you, and you can play my games upstairs" Said Generous as he gets her some chips and she goes upstairs, he goes back to Rarity.

"Who was there?" Asked Rarity.

"Your sister, don't worry, she's fine she was just looking for you." Said Generous.

"Aw that's sweet of her, anyway." Said Rarity as she kisses Generous and holds him. Generous doesn't hold anything back, until Rarity gets a phone call from Pinkie.

"HIYA RARITY, HOW ARE YOU, IS YOUR BOYFRIEND GREAT?!?!?!" Screamed Pinkie.

"Calm the hell down, Pinkie, yes he's amazing, I'm planning to marry him soon." Said Rarity, as she hangs up.

"Oh, you really want to marry me? It might be a little soon..." Said Generous worriedly, but he wanted to marry her as well.

"Of course, I love you Generous, let's make a dress together before we get married!" Exclaimed Rarity excitedly, they create a beautiful dress together, it was a black an white dress it has a beautiful pattern that looks like flowers, they are happy with it, they start kissing.

"Alright, it's finished now...we can marry!" Said Rarity Generous nodded in agreement, they get stuff ready and a few other ponies are there, Pinkie is Rarity's best mare, Generous is worried but happy. Celestia walks up to marry them, Twilight convinced her to marry Rarity and Generous.

"Do you, Rarity take Generous to be your husband, the man that will protect you forever?" Asked Celestia, Rarity smiled.

"Of course!" Said Rarity smiling more

"And, Generous do you take Rarity to be your wife, who will also protect you forever?" Asked Celestia

"Yes." Said Generous

"Aight, I pronounce you husband and wife, you may kiss the bride" Said Celestia, Rarity and Generous kiss, Pinkie cries, hard and loudly.

"Geez, Pinkie!" Said Rarity, the entire building laughs, even Pinkie, Rarity and Generous now live in their fashion building and made a few million dollars making their dresses as a couple, the entire town loves them, the town thinks they are cute, Sweetie Belle has never been happier.