P.O.V. A very lost Agent 13

I'm glad I wore a hat to help hide my tentacles otherwise I'd be a lot of trouble.

On a good note though my tentacles being black is good because it makes it slightly easier to blend in.

I decided to hide in an alleyway anyway though, better safe than sorry, most of the time....

"L-l-look I don't h-have any m-money." I hear someone say.

I look to where the voice is coming from and see one of the inhabitants of this world, a male I presume judging by the voice, is backing away from, presumably a female, a creature of the same species that bigger and more muscular in appearance.

"I wasn't asking nerd, I said give me your fucking money." the larger more imposing female creature says.

I take a split second to think before I decide to interfere.

I run very quickly and get behind the creature that I have determined to be the bigger threat and quickly place a curling bomb I'd been holding right behind her.

As I quickly hide once more, I hear the bomb go off and look to where I placed it.

The force of the of the explosion was enough to launch the more aggressive one into a wall knocking them out.

Unfortunately the bomb left some ink on the ground but it appears that once the aggressor was knocked out the more cowardly one ran away.

I move closer to the unconscious creature to get a better look.

"It's human..." I say once I get a closer look.

I remember bits and pieces from what I learned about the humans from my world. Unfortunately it's not much considering they went extinct. That and I didn't pay much attention in history class.

I walk away before anyone gets suspicious, after all I don't know how humans might react to me.

I walk for a bit before I find myself near what appears to be high school.

I notice a motorcycle, a truck, a van, and couple other cars parked near a statue of a quadrapedal creature of some sort.

I also notice some humans, seven of them, standing around the statue.

Curious I look around and make sure no one is looking. Then I turn into my squid form and slowly make my way to the motorcycle and attach myself to it. I change my color to match it, a red color I am unfamiliar with. I also close my eyes so I don't get caught considering my eyelids will change color but not the eyeballs themselves.

"Are you sure that this "friend" of princess Twilight is coming? We've been here for hours." A board voice says, although it's difficult I identify the voice as female most likely.

"We've only been here for thirty minutes Rainbow, and yes I'm sure the princess' friend is coming, otherwise she wouldn't have sent a message through the book in the first place." A clearly female voice says

Book? They send messages through books? That's not possible! I think to myself.

"It feels like it's been longer." I hear the other voice grumble.

CRASH

What. The. Shell. Was. That? I think as my heart's start beating faster due to the unexpected noise.

"Ah think whoever we're waitin'on jus' blasted past us." I hear a new voice say, clearly from somewhere southern if the accent has anything to say.

"That. Was. Awesome." I hear the voice that was complaining before say.

"He also caused some property damage when he blasted through the glass door." I hear another voice say. This voice sounds almost like agent 4...

Blasted through? Did he have a bomb? Wait he? Who's this he?

"Let's not worry about that lets just make sure they're okay I'd rather not be taking care of someone that's injured." I hear the other voice from earlier say.

"I'm okay. Nothing is broken and both my ass cheeks are intact thank you." This voice is male and is coming from farther away.

I hear footsteps coming from the direction of the building they appear to be stepping on glass.

"You are more than okay darling, if I do say so myself." A very posh voice says, accented too but I can't identify it...

The footsteps get slightly closer. The wind starts to blow a bit.

"So Twiggy told me a awhile back that one of you offered me residence should I choose to come here. Which one of you decided to offer me residence?" The male voice asks, closer than before.

THUD

Great a body dropped.

"And I thought miss marshmallow was going to faint first." The male voice grumbles almost inaudibly.

"Y-you can walk on two legs!" The first voice from earlier exclaims.

"Of course I can, do I look like I have four legs?" The male voice says clearly annoyed.

"How? Most ponies-" her voice gets cut off by the male.

"News flash kiddo I'm not a pony. I was ejected into pony land a while back. Also I'm resistant to magic."

Pony land? What's a pony? More importantly what the shell is going on? I need to keep an eye on these humans, they might know something that'll be useful.

There is a collective gasp, from those that are conscious.

"Did Twiggy not tell you this?" The male voice groans.

"And she calls me dumb..." The male voice grumbles.

While he's grumbling a buzzing sound is heard.

It stops but soon after the sound of a book being slammed shut is heard.

"She just told me."

"Good, can I please have your name, I think I know the names of the others because of the way they carry themselves and some of the voices tipped me off." The male voice says.

Yes. Please name these humans.

"Really? Then name them."

"Challenge accepted. The blue one with the rainbow hair is Rainbow Dash, the one behind her is Fluttershy, Applejack is one with the hat, Rarity is the one who is helping Twilight get up from her surprise nap, Twilight is the one that fell unconscious and has a pair of glasses, Pinkie Pie is behind me and will learn the hard way not give me hugs, and you are not Starlight Glimmer." The male voice says.

A collective gasp is heard, again.

"I met your counterparts. Also Pinkie if you touch me I will do what I did to your counterpart when she tried to hug me the first time." He responds.

"Awwww." I hear the voice now identified as Pinkie Pie say, I still think she sounds like agent 4.

"I am Sunset Shimmer." She finally responds.

"Neat. I am Drake, plain, simple, Drake."

"Now that introductions are over can we go home?" The other voice from earlier complains, again.

"Judging by Rainbow's complaining I'd say you guys have only been waiting about twenty maybe thirty minutes." Drake says.

"Yep." A collective chorus of voices is heard.

"Sounds about right. Alrighty then let's go I've had a long day and I'd like to get aquatinted with my new living conditions soon." Drake responds.

"I guess we can do that if there are no objections..." Sunset says.

Nothing else is said as footsteps approach. I attempt to stay very still.

"So this missile on two wheels is yours?" I hear Drake ask.

"It's a motorcycle, but yes it is mine." The voice identified as Sunset Shimmer replies.

"I know what it's called I'm just pointing out that it's basically a missile on two wheels." Drake dryly replies.

"Just get on." Sunset replies as she sits upon it.

I feel something touch me as more weight, I'm assuming Drake, is added.

I assume what's touching me is Drake's leg.

The bike starts up and we start moving and I hold onto the bike for dear life.

Author's Note

The amount of dislikes on this story is alarming if you ask me. I'm just surprised no one's commented yet...