Damn…

Cars hit hard…

I was expecting it to hurt but…

Fuck me that hurt…

At least it was quick, my own damn car did nothing to protect me. It was the whole damn reason I was in that wreck!

Power steering my ass… I own that damn car and have the keys, dumb machine!

I pour so much hard work into that car and no one knows what’s bloody wrong with it!

Because that damn car I’m a dead virgin, then again knowing my luck I was going to anyway seeing how fucking disgusting and cruel humans can be. I was going to be alone for the rest of my life and I accepted that fact with respect because humans are mean, greedy, jerks who only want money and power.

*sigh*

I beat the reaper and has some stories to tell as I float in this void, wondering if he really is a black robed skeleton with a farming scythe. That would be pretty badass, unlike most people I accept death its nature running its course and besides what would you get from immortality?

Watch your family die, watch the world around you crumble into dust, be the last human alive?

Sorry mate but that ain’t happening!

At least I get to be wherever… I hope not helheim since I didn’t die a warrior’s death, crap that sucks my people coming up with an afterlife with such things. Yeah from scotland, it's just how things work back in the day sadly… Wonder what heaven looks like? Pearl gold gates await me? Got to admit that is pretty awesome too, seeing my family too and see my animal friends who sadly passed away. Please no helmiem or hades or what dread like after life please, I’ve not done anything extreme to go down that path, of course I’ve done some things that I’m not proud of but that is what makes me… human. Ugh, I hate hate being a human… A hairless ape?

My least favorite animal.

…

I wonder though…

What’s taking the reaper so long?

“Because he’s not coming,”

Who?

The soul of the dead human turned in the black void to see a woman before him covered in bright blinding light as she floated before him.

"Wha-?"

"My my your quite the interesting soul aren't you?" The woman said.

"You... I but your not read," The human soul spoke as she laughed as she reached out and held his chin.

"You mortals made me real," She said as the human looked at her in horror.

"Dear god help me!" She who thrists laughed as she let him go.

"They can't hear you here... see your soul now belongs to me," The chaos god spoke. "After all that is what happens with death places beats on the souls he is to reap,"

'My... my soul was beated off?!" The human spoke in horror as she nodded.

"Yes my dear human and your mine for all of eternity,"

"But... why?"

"Simple I make a beat with death and I won," She said as the human shivered in fear. "You don't need to be so fearful little plaything for I have a offear for you,"

"A offear?"

"One that I don't give out so much see this as your ticket out of my palace... that is until you wish to go to it later," She said as she crossed her arms underneath her breasts.

"What kind of offear are you asking up?" The mortal asked.

"Simple... you go to this world and take the world for me afterwords I will grant you the greatest gift I can give; immortality," The female chaos god spoke.

"Immortality why?" He asked.

"To experance the wonders of countless words and to see my true form," She said as he blinked.

"But I'll be alone..."

"Well... not entirely... you will be among others like you and be with the arms of lovers that will warm you stress filled heart for all of eternity," The dark god said as she licked her lips. "And from what I have you it is quite something that you don't wish to give up,"

"And if I didn't,"

She turned to him with a sharp tooth smile.

"Your soul is mine to drink,"

Looking at her in fear he shivered.

"I...don't have a choice do I?" She shook her head.

"Nope,"

"Than... I accept but I have one request," Asked the human.

"Oh?"

"I don't want to be some monkey any more make me something else," She snaked her hand around his shoulders.

"Oh I plan to... to piss off my brother even more I shall make you one of the beasts of war with my gifts that you will learn to live without the restants of the body of poor weak human like what you were," She cupped his chin. "Your clay in my hands and I shall shape you as much as I want,"

"Please no crab claws or hooves," He told her.

"Don't worry I'm trying something new,"

As she then reached out to his face as she collected her arm and began to place both hands on her face before beginning to shape into it as if he was putty in her grasp.

(Equis)

"Please were just a research vessial we have nothing of value," Sunburst spoke out as the pirate captain smiled as he placed the blade of his cutless underneath the chin of th golden fur pony.

"That's were your wrong... May would pay a arm and leg for the data you have make over the black-market," The griffin said as sunburst looked at him in horror. "And I beat you have something very interesting here and usually my gut feeling is always right,"

"Captain!" A voice said as the griffin turned to see a pirate push something to the deck of the air ship as it was a large green vat filled with strange liquid as a strange creature was floating in the tank. "Lookie at what we found,"

The griffin smiled as he walked over to the tank that was on the cart at its side.

"What's this?"

"NO!" A scientist shouted. "That is my life's work!"

"And now it shall fetch me a kings rantsome! I have never see anything like this and I beat its one of a kind! The money will be pouring in lads once we sell this thing," The captain said as the scientist screamed, he reached out and knocked a pirate down the ground before picking up the sword off the ground and coming at the captain.

"I shall not you ruin my dream of making the prefect creature!" The captain simply side step aside and grabbed the scientist and threw him to the railing causing him to drop the sword.

"The prefect creature you say?" The captain question. "Now that is a interesting idea... I thought creating false life was illegal in all kingdoms,"

Sunburst turned his head as the griffin laughed.

"So you ponies are just a bunch of hippocrites after all! When one of us breaks the law its off with their head but when you ponies do something like this its alright! Man... you ponies are sure stupid," The pirate captain said, but he heard the scientist get up shaking in anger.

"I won't let you take my dream!" The scientist leaped out as the pirate captain simply dogded him and put him in a head lock.

"SUCH FIRE!" the griffin said. "This dream... it must be one helluva dream if your willing to die for it!"

"I will! My goddess will not be pleased if you take him! His not ready yet!"

"Twilight? Boy you ponies think that-"

"Not her," This caused sunburst and the others to turn to the pony.

"What? Not twilight? Than who?"

"The dark princess will not allow you to let you take her choosen's body for some petty price! This form is beyond payment! ITS PRICELESS!" The griffin smile even widen.

"So? then if a god wants this body it has to cost me a entire kingdom!" The griffin said as the scientist spat.

"Your a fool if you think selling that art piece," He said as the griffin turned to him.

"Your a fool yourself... the only form of power here in this world is money! Not some genetically grown freak!" The pirate captain said.

"Lime light... what did you create? You told me you simply cloned a fossel!" Sunburst said as 'lime light' laughed.

"And you believed that lie! Your more of a fool than these pirates Sunburst. You should have questioned why I need the altering chems and serums to create him... sure I used some old fossel as a template but I did it in the name of my goddess,"

"Your insane!" Sunburst said.

"I'm a pony of faith and science sunburst! I will not follow some false goddess who think she is all powerful! What I've seen is nothing to controlling the sun and moon!" Lime light said as the griffin rolled his eyes.

"I heard enough men... take this 'prefect being aborde' and to make him only one of a kind," With a swipe of the blade Lime light's head was cut off. "I'll kill the source!"

As the head of lime light rolled across the deck sunburst looked at the pirate in horror as he smiled.

"The rest of you will make good stock with those minds of yours... take their heads! And have their organs harvested," The pirate captain walked away as sunburst watched in horror as the pirate smiled as they came to them.

"NO! PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY I- AGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!"

The liquid around the creature bubbled and brewed as the creature within the tank of goo as it seemed to be resting in the fluid, the pirate captain looked at the creature within with a smile.

"Such a interesting creature you are... maybe I'll keep you as a trophy," The captain's door was knocked on as he turned and walked to the door and opened it. "What is it?"

"Captain you need to come see this... the stars they are purple!" The pirate said as the captain blinked.

"Purple stars? What in the blazes?"

"Come on captain!" The two ran out not aware of the shadow floating in the shadows, as the door shut the shadow 'smiled' as it went over to the body within the tank.

"They've taken the distraction..."

Looking at the body the shadow's smile widen even more.

"Lime light served me well in creating this body for you," The shadow then reached into the tank and into the body. "Now you will awaken and preform my will!"

With in a heart beat the shadow vanished as the purple eyes of the creature opened, swimming in the green liquid he shot out his arms punching through the glass as his dark black and purple fur meet the dim light of the airship's room. Free from the vat the creature pushed itself out as it fell onto the ground its legs not use to the weight of its body for it has never moved its form ever. Opening its maw the wolf like creature's mouth glowed with pink-purple light as he smiled his black teeth forming a twisted smile, the many scales on its body began to glow a dim purple. The dark purple hair was shaggy but fit perfectly with black fur on the body of the science made warbeast, he was no clone of the ancient war beast that once crashed on this planet nearly so long ago.

Modifications had been add to this beast for lime light's many experiments and even the chaos gods own work has made this one of kinda creature that got on its feet only wear the fuild of the tank on its fur. Turning to the captain's wardrobe he scoffed, those... 'rags' weren't good enough for this new body that the lady of Excess has so generously gifted him, but he need a weapon to fight with. None of the sabers and cutless that were on the trophy wall didn't appeal to him in the slightest, they were all poorly crafted in his eyes not worthy of being in his grasp.

Looking down at his clawed hands he then shrugged.

"These will have to do for now," His voice was smooth and powerful but a hiss could be heard slightly though his voice.

Turning to the door he opened it and began to walk out of the cabins dorm and up the steps onto the deck were the entire crew watched the stars as the shined with purple and pink light. That was before they returned to normal making all the pirate look at them before he reached out grabbing the closest one by back of his neck and sinking his cawls into his gut and grabbing the first organ that he could and ripped it out. The pirate screamed as his intestent was pulled out from inside him as all turned to the action, they saw the creature of the vat hold one of the veterans of the crew guts as a smile was on the face of the creature taking glee in the pain of the pirate.

Dropping the corspe on the ground the chuck of organ in his hand as the being smiled as he looked at the pink sack of flesh before looking up at the crew. The captain blinked as he looked at the creature shocked to see the lab born creature as he placed a and on his cutless but shock in fear filled his body as he got a good look at the creature who was now clear to see from the blurry liquid.

"Was I this Fragial back when I was... less?" The creature said before crushing the piece of tissue in his clawed hand.

The captain snarled at the creature.

"You lab fucking freak! No one kills my crew and gets away with it! Even if you are worth a entire fleet of ships I'll have your head for killing one of my crew," That caused the creature to laugh at the griffin.

"Come now Torch I know you only care about the money and the harlots and not your crew lives... they can all die right as long as you get all the treasure to yourself? You said so yourself," The creature said as the crew turned to him.

"What the fuck are you talking about?" the pirate captain 'Torch' said as the creature pointed to him.

"Don't play dumb my mistress knows your secrets and even now she whispers them into my ear and besides it doesn't matter if your crew believes me or not for you all are unworthy for my plans the only thing you lot are good for is the sacrifice that you'll be for the pleasure of my goddess," The being said as he smiled.

The crew looked in fear at the creature before Torch spoke.

"What are you standing around for fools! Get him!" The captain said the crew out number the creature but that didn't stop him from smiling as they came at him.

"YES COME TO ME FACE YOU DEATHS AT MY CLAWS!"

The first saber came at him and he simply moved aside similar to how torch did with lime light but he moved and slit the throat of the fool with his finger before turning to the others. He licked the blood from his clawed finger as the group charged at him as he smiled they came from him at all side but little did knew the flawless being in their preance. Simple movements allowed him to move their attacks as they stabbed each other rather than him as the eight that surrounded him fell onto the ground with their crew mates blades in their bodies.

"Any one else? I'll give you a free hit!" The creature asked to which a diamond dog gave a war cry as he held his stolen saber from a pony officer so long ago not moving the blade hit the nape of the creature's neck but the blade broke upon contact.

"That was folded steel!" The diamond dog said in fear as the being smiled before raising his claws into the air and stabbing them into the chest of the being before ripping out a good chuck of his rib cage with deadly skill.

Howling in pain as he fell to the ground the crew were now in fear as was the captain as he reached for his flint lock and pulled it out but the creature threw the rib cage chunk as a throwing star and hit the captain in the wrist dropping the weapon as if misfired hitting a stormbeast in the head. Moving like a predator the screams of the crew echoed though the heavens as the being seemed to... dance around like a madman using not his claws but his paws as well. As he held the bloody damaged hand Torched looked up as the entire deck of his ship was covered in the blood of his crew as in a few mere moments the crew of 120 was made into mince meat!

The head of his first mate was in the hands of the creature as he seemed to play with it before dropping it onto the deck as began to walk to the captain who reached for his cutless but the creature was faster and got to him first. Ripping off his arm from his body Torch screamed as the being smiled in glee as he reached forward and grabbed him by his throat and held his beak.

"This was fun you know... I was not even in this world for a full 30 minutes and I already killed so a entire pirate crew and now you," He said let his beak go.

"What the fuck are you?" Torched asked in a weak tone.

"The names Fang... and I am the chosen of Slaanesh," Before Torch could question who this 'Slaanesh' this throat was ripped out causing him to gruggle 'scream' as the blood of his throat was poured on the long tongue of Fang as he smiled.

"Slaanesh my mistress I offear you these souls of this ship as sacrifice to your cup to drink as I thank you for this form but I ask for 60 of these souls out of the 120 to be used to turn this ugly piece of shit into a worthy piece of art work, so I can ride it though out this world and a crew to manage her. As for this pirate that's blood I drink for become the healm piece to suffer eternay for his many sins!"

The pirate captain watched around him as the bodies of the dead began to skin into the ship as is glowed purple and pink, he felt his body began to sink into the deck as he watched in horror as a portal opened in the heart of the deck as female looking creatures come forth from the white-pink portal their bodies flawless but nothing like the one before them. Many of them were mutated with strange crab like arms on one of their limbs as they walked to the Fang as he stood over the skiing captain.

"From now on this ship will be known singing flesh!" Fang spoke with a smile as Torched reached out to him with his mutilated hand before Fang raised his foot and brought it down on his face. "Know your place mortal! You are now apart of this artpiece!"

As Torch vanished into the ship the bodies of the ship began to melt as the blood melted flesh cover the entire air ship in a sea of gore before shaping itself. The once brown and copper colored air ship was now turned into a devil's art piece for the black, purple, pink, and gold trim of the ship covered the entire piece. The entire crew's faces were stretched out over the hall quietly screaming as they would suffer for all of their sins, Torch reappeared at the front of the ship frozen in gold giving a frozen scream on his face as his flesh seemed to be pulled back and nailed to the ship's hall the rest of his crew. The many cannon of the ship morphed into chaos shaped las-cannons as the sails became stitched pieces of flesh blacken by chaos corruption with the mark of slaanesh in the middle. The demonettes of the ship laughed and giggled as they swarmed the ship as their master Fang stood on the back deck as one of the demonette's behind the wheel spoke.

"Where to master?"

"We need more sacrifices take us to the camp of these pirates we are bound to find more souls for the priness," The demonette nodded as she Fang smiled.

"For this will be the first day of corruption of this world," Fang laughed as he crossed his arms. "May their suffering be painful!"

Author's Note

Slaanesh has found a new hoist for her games... This one is a creature ready for raiding... thanks once again to spacemonk for the idea of this story!