In one certain classroom of Canterlot High, Ms. Cherilee is checking the attendance of everyone.

“Daisy.”

“Here.”

“Lily Valley.”

“Here.”

“Roseluck.”

“Here.”

“Frostbite...Mr. Frostbite?” Cherilee called out your name but no response. She searched around the room and see that you are already here but you were asleep on your own desk.

Roseluck, who is sitting next to you tries to wake you up but you were sound asleep with your mouth open and drool is leaking from the side of your mouth. Ms. Cherilee then approaches you to wake you up herself. She called out your name again but still no good. As she tries to reach you out, you then all of a sudden quickly grabbed her wrist. She thought that you heard her, but instead you started to pull her hand closer to your mouth and started licking her fingers.

“M-Mr Frostbite, Stop that!” Ms. Cherilee’s eyes went wide on what you’re doing to her fingers. Some of the students could not believe what their eyes while the rest are trying to hold their laughter. You then stopped licking Ms. Cherilee’s fingers as your teacher is very embarrassed on what you just did. Just as everyone in the classroom thought that it couldn’t get more hilarious than this, they were all wrong. You then all of a sudden, bit her hand. “OWW, MR FROSTBITE WAKE UP!”

Cafeteria – Lunch Time

“And that is basically what happened and why I am helping her out in the library through the rest of the day,” You finish narrating what happened.

Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack, Sunset Shimmer and three other boys who are friends with them couldn’t believe what they heard. Then Pinkie began to burst into laughter followed by Sunset Shimmer and two of the boys.

“You really did that? That is so messed up!” Sunset said still couldn’t stop laughing.

“Yeah, same here. If you think about it in another way, you may start to think dirty thoughts about it.” One of guys said but ended up getting hit on the head by Ardee, a costume designer who became close with Rarity for having the same profession, gave him the ‘seriously?’ gesture. “What did I say?”

“First of all, why in tarnation where ya’ll even asleep in class?” Applejack went straight to the point.

“Well, I thought I was late. But it looks like I was just too early. So instead of waiting and doing nothing, I decide to take a quick nap. But it looks like I did the opposite and dreamt that I was resting on a cloud. Then a flying popsicle flew towards me and that is when I grabbed it and then this happened.” You finish explaining what happened to Applejack and the others.

“Really, a flying popsicle?”

“Sorry, food is just my happy place.” You said as your stomach begins to growl. “Now all of this talk makes me want to bite a cloud.”

“Since we are talking about clouds. Just so you know, I so happened to bring a perfect snack that makes you think of biting a cloud!” Pinkie Pie said as she reaches in to her bag as you are about to eat the sandwich you packed with you.

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You and Pinkie Pie first met in cooking class during freshman year. The task is to bake cupcakes and/or muffins. Since your specialty is in the culinary arts and the son of a head chef that works in a five-star hotel this is all a piece of cake. You and Pinkie had a disagreement at first but then agreed on why not making both instead. Pinkie Pie made Chocolate Starships, basically designed chocolate cupcakes with icing sugar and candies while you made Chocolate Banana Muffins. You and Pinkie finished first and waited for the other groups, there was even one student from the other group named Derpy who wants to have one of your muffins. You didn’t mind as you sneakily allow her to have one.

By the time all of you are done, you and Pinkie presented yours. You manage to take one muffin so you can taste for yourself and you see Pinkie did the same for hers. She offers for you to taste hers in exchange to taste yours. You said in your head ‘why not?’ as you exchange your muffin with her cupcake as each of you took a bite.

“What do you know. Looks like not just on presentation but what she made isn’t bad, they’re good!” You thought as you finish eating the cupcake. You see that Pinkie Pie also finished eating your muffin and was just left there standing with her pupils shrank. “Are you okay? Was the muffin I made wasn’t your type?”

Then Pinkie’s blank impression change to a wide smile as she reaches out and grabbed both of your arms.

“Are you kidding me? This is one of the best tastiest muffins I ever have! How are you so good at this? What is your secret? Let’s be friends!” Pinkie said as she continues to shake you rapidly.

“T-t-thank y-y-you I a-a-am g-g-glad y-y-you l-l-like it.” You said.

“Like it? I LOVE IT!”

After your teacher and your fellow classmates tasted yours and Pinkie’s, all of them have them same reaction as both of you. You group was given a perfect score. Pinkie squealed in excitement that both of you got a high grade as she pulls you in for a tight hug.

“Pinkie, I need air!” You said as your face turns blue to lack of oxygen.

“Whoops, sorry about that.” Pinkie releases her hold on you as you gasp for air making the color of face turn back to normal. “By the way I haven’t introduced myself. My name is Pinkamena Diane Pie, just call me Pinkie Pie.”

“It’s...nice...to meet you...Pinkie,” You said between breaths. “The name’s Frostbite.”

After both of you exchange phone numbers, thus began your friendship with Pinkie Pie. You started to wonder if Pinkie is just weird or annoying, in other words very unpredictable. There are times she can tell what you are thinking right now, popping out from nowhere like one time out of your locker and even pulling out snacks out of her pink poofy hair. You gave up finding out on how she does all of this which makes no sense.

As time went by after she introduced you to her friends, you begin to observe her not as a very annoying person but one who just loves to bring happiness wherever she goes. You felt like a jerk for misjudging her behind her back. You love seeing her smile like she brightens one’s mood and you accepted her being like that even when all of these events involving Equestrian magic started.

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“Pffft, silly me. No wonder I couldn’t find it in my bag. Because-” Pinkie Pie then reaches into her hair. “-its inside my hair all along!” Pinkie pulls out a sky-blue box out from her hair.

“Of course.” You thought as you rolled your eyes. Pinkie opened the box and all of you see that she brought with her which look like chocolate chip cookies. “Uhh, Pinkie normally cookies are flat. Aren’t these a bit thick to be called cookies?”

“I intentionally made the like that, silly. So, it feels like you are really biting a cloud.”

“Well, if that is what you said. Don’t mind if I do!” You took two cookies from the box and quickly ate one of them.

“Frostbite you idiot. Don’t shove the entire thing inside your mouth. Let me try one.” Ardee took a bite on a cookie followed by Rarity and the others as each of them took one. “Holy crap! I thought they are hard to bite because of its thickness but it’s actually fluffy.”

“Omnom...oh God...so good.” You said still being captivated.

“I knew you would love it!”

You are now eating the second cookie. Then Pinkie pulls you in for a hug on how happy she is that you love to eat the sweet treats she bakes. The one thing Pinkie forgot is that you haven’t finish swallowing the cookie inside your mouth. Because on how tight the hug is you ended up spitting out the remaining cookie crumbs from your mouth.

Things became even more awkward that the direction you spit out the cookie crumbs was right behind Principal Celestia at the other table. Unintentionally biting Ms. Cherilee’s hand was bad but this is Principal Celestia you are talking about is even worse. Principal Celestia turns around and sees you shaking with your pupils shrunk. Pinkie let go of you as she and the others also have the same reaction.

“I-I am sorry Principal Celestia. You see Pinkie Pie brought some cookies with her and all of us are eating. Then while I was busy enjoying eating them, that is when Pinkie gave me a thank you hug for eating her treats. Because I wasn’t done chewing it in my mouth and that-hmmph!?” You were cut-off when Principal Celestia placed a finger on your lips.

“It’s okay Mr Frostbite.” Principal Celestia said as she picks up her empty food tray. “Remember that you still need to help Ms. Cherilee in the library after this once you are done.”

“Y-yes Principal Celestia.” You said as you see her took a cookie and left. Even at a distance all of you see that Principal Celestia also enjoys the cookie Pinkie baked. “Seriously Pinkie, that was close. Next time that you will hug me, don’t do it while a person is eating.”

“What? At least you enjoyed eating the cookies I brought.” Pinkie said as she gives you a toothy grin. You gave up and facepalmed yourself followed by the rest of the group.

Throughout the day you helped Ms. Cherilee in the library. You helped her sort out the books in their respective shelves and stood by the desk with her. Luckily Nurse Redheart said the bitemark on her hand was not that deep and she can be able to move her hand by tomorrow.

It is now closing time for Canterlot High. You helped Ms. Cherilee lock up the library as you escorted her out the building. Since she her hand was injured, she couldn’t be able to driver her car. There was no other choice that you will drop Ms. Cherilee at her house and park your van there and you had to take a ride to get back to CHS to drive her car home. You arrive back at CHS and see that her car is still there.

“Now to get this thing back home to Ms. Cherilee.” You said as you approach it. Then somewhere in the dark you heard some footsteps and there you see some sort of silhouette approaching you. Guess this this was not your lucky day and you stood your ground as the black figure approaches you.

“It is about time you got here.” You easily recognize that voice. There was only one girl who has a monotonous tone like that. You quickly grabbed your phone from your pocket and turned on the flashlight and as you pointed it you guess it correctly. The black silhouette was none other than Maud Pie, Pinkie’s older sister. “I saw you offered Ms. Cherilee a ride home that she couldn’t drive her car because of her injured hand. So, I waited here until you come back for her car.”

“Isn't it dangerous for a girl to wait here alone in the dark, right?”

“I can take care of myself. In exchange Frostbite, can you give me a lift home after we drop Ms. Cherilee’s car to her house? Since me and Pinkie’s house is in the same direction as yours.”

You agreed to her request as you let her enter Ms Cherilee’s car and both of you left the parking lot of Canterlot High. By the time both of you brought her car to her place, you and Maud then got into your van and left Ms. Cherilee’s place.

“You know, since the day both of you met. Even if your personalities are different, both of you share the same interest,” Maud said which made you jump but you didn’t lose your focus in your driving.

“Well, please don’t tell Pinkie about our conversation,” You said as Maud gave a simple nod. “When I first met your sister, I got weirded out by her. I was wrong.”

“I understand that your reaction will be like that at first. I thought that you will stay away from Pinkie, but you did the opposite. I just want to say thank you for accepting my sister who she really is. Also, about our conversation my lips are sealed.” Maid said as she gives a simple smile. You are glad that Maud easily understands her sister’s scenario. You then realize that Maud should smile more often, you rarely even see her do that. You finally arrived at Pinkie’s house and Muad Pie thanked you for the ride as she got off.

You are now at your place feeling exhausted. You see a note on your fridge that your dad will be home late because of work at the hotel. Good thing there are more food in the fridge. But out of all what is in the fridge, you took out a piece of orange. Normally you will whip up something but since it’s late, you just want to quickly lay down on your bed after you take your bath after this.

After your bath you are now in your room getting ready for bed. The entire day was so weird that you flop yourself on your bed. You looked again at the watch you are wearing and it is now 9 pm. “I bet tomorrow will be weirder. What am I thinking, this is Pinkie we are talking about. Well seeing her brightens someone’s day keeps the bad mood away.” Those are the last words you thought as you drifted off to sleep.

It is now midnight and you are now in dreamland. Coming through the window without you even realizing, a wisp of Equestrian magic went into the watch you are wearing.

Author's Note

Some of the food ideas are from a cook book called "Bakers Best Chocolate Cookbook" just to remind you guys I am not stealing the idea.