Friendship is Self-inset College AU Crossover

“That’ll be $5.55,” Applejack said with a terse smile as she held out her hand.

Leaning past Sunset Shimmer’s lopsided grin, Justice smiled like a loaded cannon. “Why hello secret service industry lover.” Adding with a Gomez Adam’s grin, “Thank you for the post-coitus goodies.”

“Buck you!” Applejack laughed out loud as Sunset Shimmer handed her a debit card with a wink.

“I had sex with The Element of Honesty!” Justice swooned. Leaning back into the leather seat of his and Sunset’s Midnight blue Rouge Nissan.

Applejack smacked a palm on her head, “Oh, G-damn you!” she shouted with a smile.

“Did you like it?” Sunset asked her lopsided grin tilting.

Throwing a bag into Sunset’s smug, prick-ass face, Applejack answered. “Ya, know? Maybe not,”

“Did you love it?” Justice asked with a seductive wink.

“Alright, you burger sluts!” Applejack screamed. “Maybe I did!”

“Hah! Maybe, she says!” Sunset replied with an eye roll that tilted the planet on its X and Y-axis.

Find herself hilariously diagonal Applejack leaned forward. “Look, you two weren't at your best.”

“Booooo, hiss! Booooo, hiss!” Came the answer from the car from both occupants. Sunset
Grinned widely. “Our sexual prowess conquers all with complete satisfaction.!” Sunset screamed.

“We’re curing the world of it’s frustrations!” Justice added.

“No one left suffering from lonely nights.”

“Prepare your body ow and turn off the lights.”

Sunset leaned forward. “I will make out with you right here if you play your cards right!”

“I NEED YOU BOOTH TO SHUT THE ACTUAL HELL UP BECAUSE I NEED MY LUNGS!” Applejack laughed hysterically.

“Give us our drinks, secret service industry lover!” Justice hollered.

“We need the sugar for our busy day of slutting it up!”

“Shuuuuut up!” screamed the local bigfoot representative from his silver Ford Taurus behind them, ‘cause buck it, why the eff not? Hey adjusted his bifocals.. “Bigfoot has a car full of fairies and an impetus to stick his entire foot up your asses!”

Applejack smacked both her palms into her face as Sunset and Justice played a quick game of rock paper scissors. Winning with Scissors. Sunset leaned her head outside the window and yelled back. “And a mighty fine go fuck yourself to you too!”

“Hooooooo damn!” Replied the irate yeti. “So this is what I get for teaching you ignorant sluts about nature and magic!”

Justice leaned his head out the other window. “Yay! Free knowledge!”

“Seriously! I will start growing trees at you!”