Friendship is Self-inset College AU Crossover

Tapping her fingers against her forehead like she was trying to cure her headache with rolling lay on hands, Adagio Dazzle realized she needed to tell Sunset and Justice about the 'Don't eat each other out at the dinner table while we are also eating breakfast."

"You there!" Aria j'aqused at the green-haired, freckled woman feverishly masturbating to her best fuck buddies display of using each other's vags as cereal bowls, which was a mess roughly in the shape of a woman having the time of her life because Sunset was on top and loaded her vag with a tiny bit of every cereal in the house as Justice had only decided to fill zer vag with lucky charms. "Stop remembering SO FUCKING HARD that we have to clean the crazy technicolor mess of their cereal off the ANTIQUE, ORNATE AS OLD AS THE CONCEPT OF TABLES THAT THEY SHOW UP AGAIN! G-DAMN IT SUNSET AND JUSTICE, STOP TIME TELEPORTING INTO THE DINING ROOM TO FUCK IT OUT!"

Falling to the side on the, 'Wallflower is down!' collection of throw pillows and shouted. "Stop telling me I can't be here! I pay a sixth of the rent!"

Adagio sighed so hard her table rolled the impudent fucking fucks from the table into the surprised, and now covered with cereal Wallflower.

Over the sound of their hysterical laughter, Wallflower realized that Sunset and Justice had filled their vags with Chex mix with an extra helping of Worcestershire sauce from their tungsten vaginas because alicorn mages are just that ridiculously cheaty when a city they rescued does something as stupid as give them both literal "I can do whatever I want" cheques.
"Yay! Lunch!" Sonata Dusk screamed as dove onto the mass of chex bodies, in bewilderment at how much they loved Wallflower because they knew she often missed lunchtime.

"Stop fucking up my house!" Adagio Dazzle screamed. "I own the concept of money! That Table has a higher GDP than all of this planet and several other planets from nearby orbiting galaxies!"