Starlight’s Revenge (with a twist)

by Badguy400

Rating: everyone
Tags: Starlight Glimmer, Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle, Random, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Princess Luna, Spike, Comedy
Length: 4004

Starlight Glimmer decided to take over all of Equestria, but there’s a “little” problem before she’s able to.

After the events of The Cutie Remark; Starlight Glimmer was somehow able to take over all of Equestria in a matter of minutes. Unfortunately, that left her with at least three problems to deal with. (As in; taking care of three baby alicorns. And spike I guess). Will she be able to handle it? Or will she crumble down in distress from the responsibilities? Only time will tell... .

Requested by @superfun

Published 2021-03-05 05:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2021-03-05 05:30:01 UTC

Chapter Two: Feeding Time is Messy

All of the three princesses were fidgeting in their highchairs because they were still angry at Starlight Glimmer for turning them back into infants. Meanwhile; Spike is currently watching all of this from a corner; unseen from the others. Reason is because; as mentioned before; he’s shy as a hatchling, and is basically curious. With that; the little dragon is currently watching this entire scene unfold in front of him... .

“Stawight; we hungwy. When’s wunch? We stawving ower hewre.” Twilight whined as she was clutching her belly. “I’m trying to make y’all something to eat; be patient!” Starlight Glimmer said in a huff; her vein on her forehead throbbing from the anger and stress she’s experiencing.

Luna’s tummy is growling so much; that even Starlight can hear it from afar. With that, she tugs on her ears; hoping that Starlight Glimmer doesn’t get too upset with it. Unfortunately for little Luna; after her tummy finished growling; Starlight Glimmer slammed something on a cutting board. She doesn’t know what Starlight slammed on there, but she knew that it sounded sharp upon impact. And this made her feel even more nervous about Starlight Glimmer. With that in mind; she began crying. But softly because she doesn’t wanna get in trouble.

“Alright”, Starlight Glimmer said in a huff again; “what is it that y’all wanted to eat? Because I don’t know what I’m doing honestly.” Twilight’s right eyebrow was raised in questioning, and then she began to ask; “wait; I dot you wewe pwepawing somding. I saw you.” Starlight Glimmer sighed, then replies; “yeah... . But I only did it because I wanted to look like I’m busy. I honestly don’t know how to cook. Can you help me; please?” Twilight Sparkle sighs at that request, and then says; “fine; but make me gwown up again.” Starlight huffed in response, and says; “fine... . But it’s only for you to help me cook. Deal?” Twilight sighed in a huff, but reluctantly nodded and said; “deal”, and raised her hooves so she can be let out of this highchair, and turned back to normal. She was thinking about escaping at first... . However; despite her better judgement; she knew that Starlight Glimmer wasn’t always that bad to begin with. And that she needed help. So; with no better option; she’s deciding to help Starlight; for now.

Starlight Glimmer used her magic to levitate Twilight out of the highchair, and turned her back into a grownup; albeit still in a diaper of course. Twilight began to look down, and blushed; seeing that she’s still wearing a diaper. “T-thanks, S-starlight. R-really appreciated it...” is all that Twilight could mutter out as a response due to her embarrassment. “You’re welcome,” Starlight replied. “Now then; what should we cook for you little cuties?” she asked with a smirk. Twilight simply pouted; albeit cutely at that kind of questioning, and then replies with; “well; first we need something healthy. You have something like that around here?” Starlight nodded, and points in the direction of the fridge. “Lead the way”, said Twilight as she was then walking to where Starlight is leading her... .

After the three princesses were fed; they were all groaning and clutching their bellies. Why? Well; Starlight Glimmer went slightly overboard with the healthy options. Starlight Glimmer had to force feed them a few times since they were being difficult. And lastly; Luna and Celestia had a magical tantrum when one of them threw a big glob of mashed carrots at the other for fun, and then laughed about it. Which then erupted into an all out baby fight between the two; (no unnecessary violence involved). So... with all the princesses fed, (and cleaned from two thirds of them getting into a fight with each other); they all went to where Starlight is leading them, and climbed onto Celestia’s old bed. Meanwhile; Spike is just surveying the area of the kitchen on what to eat once everypony had left, and settles down with a leftover bowl of mashed carrots on one of the highchairs. After he was finished; he burped out a flame, covered his mouth because he knew what he did was bad, and scrambled out of there before he got caught.

“Now then”, began Starlight in Celestia’s old bedroom with the three princesses; “I expect y’all to think about what you did. Especially you Twilight; I cannot believe that you would be too difficult to feed; despite the fact that you’ve even helped me. Why? Just- why would you do that?” Twilight got a little teary eyed, and whimpers; “s-s-sowwy... . I-I-I thought that veggies wewe gwoss; dats aww. I sowwy.” Starlight Glimmer huffed in disappointment and anger, and then states; “you know what? Forget it! I hope you three learn your lessons about what you did being wrong and all; I hope you realize that.” Luna; being the mischievous of the bunch; blantly says; “eeyup; and it was funny; hahaha.” Twilight and Celestia turned to Luna in frustration, and shouted in unison; “not hewping Wuna!” Luna then frowned, and looked down whilst rubbing one of her hooves and saying; “sowwy”, in shame. With that; Starlight closed the door to the room, and left to go and attempt to do some princess work while the real princesses are asleep. Unfortunately; she’ll soon learn that this won’t be as easy as she thinks it would... . And it’s only gonna get worse from there... .

Chapter Three: A Work in Progress

Starlight Glimmer; new ruler of Equestria? She’d never thought that it would ever happen, but it has. She thought that it would be easy, but it isn’t. I mean; how can babysitting three princesses be easy? Short answer; it isn’t easy. Now that the royal infants are fast asleep; Starlight Glimmer attempts to try and fulfill the princess’s tasks while they’re in their infantile state. Unfortunately for her; she’ll soon find out that it’s not so easy as she thinks it would... .

“Woah...” Starlight began as she looked upon rows upon rows of stacks of paperwork before her. “I’m really gonna need some help… . I can’t do all that!” Starlight began to get nervous; anxious about her new role in being ruler of Equestria. However; she’s starting to regret it just now upon seeing all of that paperwork before her.

Just then; before she could fully change her mind about being ruler; she then heard the three princesses all cry at the same time; even an extra pony/creature at that. Confused; she ran to the bedroom to open the door; only to find not just the princesses, but Spike as well.

Confused, and a little distraught; Starlight Glimmer asked; “Spike? What’re you doing here? And... how’d you even get in here when the door was locked?”

Before she could get an answer; Twilight got up slightly, and then said with tears streaming down her cheeks; “s-sowwy. W-we got magic powers that made bad.” The other two princesses nodded, and continued crying.

After a few minutes; Starlight used her magic to tidy up the room, and levitated Spike close to her so he can be calm. She then began saying whilst the princesses are still crying; “girls; calm down; okay? You’ll be alright; okay? It’s fine. Look..”. Starlight then tried to make a funny face; which failed, and caused the princesses to cry even louder now.

Starlight then facehoofed herself, and then says; “ugh.. can this day get any worse?” Unfortunately; it had, as she then heard Spike cry even louder than before as well; due to the princesses crying louder than before... .

With no choice; Starlight gave the three princesses pacifiers to use; which made them fall asleep instantly. However; since the princesses are asleep; Spike is not. And with that; he starts bawling, then tries to get Starlight’s attention, and starts clawing at her to get it.

Feeling Spike’s sharp claws, she jolted, and said; “ow Spike! That hurt!” Driven back by that; Spike began to whimper, and tear up again; knowing that he’s in a lot of trouble for that.

Sighing; Starlight pulled Spike close to her, and pats his back gently whilst saying; “wanna help auntie Starlight do some paperwork?” Spike nodded, and sucked on one of his claws; (almost as if he’s sucking on one of his thumbs). With that; Starlight nodded as well; and left with Spike to go do some paperwork. However; once they made their return; they’ve encountered an unexpected surprise. What’s the surprise? Here it is... .

“Woah...” Starlight said as her eyes grew wide upon seeing the many more rows and stacks of paperwork towering over her. Spike too looked surprised, and said; “woooah...” in astonishment and awe.

With nothing to lose; Starlight took a breath, and then turned to Spike before saying; “ready Spike?” Spike replied by looking determined, and saluting to her.

Despite Spike being reverted back into a hatchling; his helping nature and personality hasn’t changed one bit. With that; Spike got into position besides Starlight’s chair, and Starlight got into hers as well by sitting on her chair. “Alright..” Starlight began; “let’s do this...”.

Few hours have passed, and this was the result... .

“Wow...” Starlight said whilst panting from exhaustion. “That... was a lot of paperwork. Whoo. I’m never doing that again...”. Spike replied with a thumbs up; (albeit a little weakened due to his exhaustion state as well). With that; Starlight got up, and then looked to Spike to ask; “say Spike; what do you say we play a little game for our break huh? It’ll be fun.” Spike gave another weakened thumbs up, but then fell asleep from exhaustion. With that; Starlight said; “I guess I can do that too...” and passed out on her chair.

With everypony asleep; things are starting to look more peaceful finally. Well... almost peaceful anyways... .

Chapter Four: A Rude Awakening

Few hours have passed, and it seems that everything is gonna be peaceful for once; right? Well... not really... . As Starlight is gonna find out in three.. two... one.

“*is moving in my sleep because I faintly hear something in the distance*. Mmm, Spike? Can you please knock off that racket? I’m tired.” Starlight said whilst she’s asleep. Spike responded by tapping Starlight’s head, and saying; “it not me auntie. Wook.” He then points to where the noise is coming from; with Starlight sleepily raising her head, and then slowly opening her eyes, but not completely as she’s still sleepy.

Before she can focus on what’s happening; her answer was revealed... .

“Stawight!” Celestia said as she bursted through the doors with her sister in tow. How’d they manage to literally burst through the doors is simple: alicorn strength; period.

Luna was fidgeting because of her sister holding her in a headlock, and starts saying; “pwease get her to stop?! She’s huwrting me!”

Celestia shook her head, and says; “nuh uh. You wewe huwrting me; meanie!”

Meanwhile; Twilight was rubbing her head, and then she starts saying; “can you two pwease quit fighting? I’m tiwred.”

After a few more minutes of bickering; Starlight has decided that she’s had enough, and then corrals the three fillies with her magic. “Girls!” she began. “Now; whatever it is that you two are fighting about; I don’t care, okay? I’ve got a lot of work here as you can see... .” Both Celestia and Luna nodded their heads, and waited for Starlight to continue. Meanwhile; Twilight fell asleep next to Spike because she’s a little sleep deprived from so many fights between the two Canterlot princesses.

“Now then..” Starlight resumed. “If you two don’t quit your bickering this instant, I’ll have no choice but to send you two into your rooms with no food for awhile; is that clear?” Both weren’t listening as they were too busy fighting. Tired of their bickering, she grabbed the two with her magic, and then said; “I’m serious now... . One more fight like that, and you two are going hungry; is that understood?!” Both of the foals looked at each other, and then nodded their heads at Starlight’s threat. “Good”, Starlight said. “That’s good.” and then lowered the two fillies back down to the ground. “So,” Starlight began. “What do you girls wanna do now?”

Before neither of the foals could answer, Twilight yawned and stretched before saying; “can we get some apples and hay burgers; pwease?” Starlight sighed and facehoofed her face; before saying in a disappointing tone; “you and the others are still babies. Y’all could still get hurt; if not worse for eating that stuff. Well... not the apples, but the hay burgers, definitely.” All three princesses frowned, and then Luna began to say; “well... okay then... . But... can we at least get something to eat? Please?”

Even though they’re still babies; they’re surprisingly able to speak clearly; at times... . It varies due to the spell affecting them in more ways than one. And unfortunately; it’ll get worse soon. But for now... there’s this... .

“*sighs*. Alright; fine... . I’ll get y’all something to eat.” Both of the foals started to cheer; before Starlight stopped them, and resumed; “but... you two have to promise me; no fighting under any circumstances; got it?” Both of the foals nodded, and then Starlight resumed; “because if I find out, then you two are going hungry tonight; okay?” Again, both of the fillies nodded, and then waited for Starlight to lead them. “Good”, Starlight began. “Now then... . Let’s eat...”.

Epilogue: A Not So Fun Evening

Starlight Glimmer; having been given the task of feeding the royal princesses; (and Spike); is currently figuring out a way as to what to feed them, and how to feed them; (mainly because babies are known to be messy, and picky when it comes to eating).

“Okay”, Starlight thinks to herself; “I can do this. I mean, besides; how hard can feeding a bunch of baby alicorns be?” Oh how Starlight should’ve kept her mouth shut... .

After what seemed like hours, plus multiple feedings to get the princesses to eat their food, and crashing to the kitchen floor after being totally exhausted from the feedings; Starlight wakes up refreshed, and is starting to get up to make herself a cup of coffee. Little does she realize that her day/night is about to get a whole lot worse... .

(But before we move on with the rest of the story; let me explain that the multiple feedings is because, like I stated; the royal babies can get a bit picky; albeit having Spike getting blamed for other things in the process; even though he’s done nothing wrong yet. And as for the crashing to the kitchen floor, like I’ve said; babysitting can be a bit tough. Anywho; here’s the rest of the chapter/story)... .

“*yawns*. Whew; wow... . I’m never doing that again”, Starlight said as she’s reminiscing about her time with doing paperwork with Spike. Surprisingly; Spike has been well behaved; albeit along with some false accusations towards him by the royal princesses; despite him being good, and the others not... . Nevertheless; Starlight Glimmer is hopeful that her day will be great, and that the infants will finally behave for once... . Or so she might think... .

“Huh?” Starlight thought as she was stopped in her tracks. “It seems; quiet here... . Too quiet... . Where’re the babies?” Without thinking; Starlight goes to make herself some coffee, and then goes to look for the babies.

Meanwhile.... in the bedchambers of Celestia and Luna... .

“Your turn; truth, or dare.” Twilight said whilst looking at Luna.

Luna squinted; as she’s thinking of a good choice. “Mmmm; dare.” She exclaimed.

“Ohh..” Twilight began to say; “..alright then; dare it is.”

After some thinking; Twilight has came up with her answer, and says whilst rubbing her hooves and looking at Luna; “I dare you... to poop your pants.”

Luna; shocked and appalled by this, simply states; “what? No way. There’s no way I’m doing that.”

Twilight smirks, and taunts; “oh really now??? Hmm; are you... scared?”

Luna; having heard the challenge/taunt, blantly states; “you’re on”, and starts to prepare to do just that; which is pooping her pants.

However; before anyone of them could see what was about to happen; Starlight opened the door, and says; “oh, hi girls. What have you three been up to? And where’s Spike?” Luna got surprised, and pooped her pants. Having done that, she looks sad, and sits down; albeit with an uncomfortable look as she just pooped her diaper. Without missing a beat, Starlight asked again.

Unfortunately; before she could get an answer; she heard Spike crying from within a toy chest. Frustrated by this; Starlight opened up the chest, and took Spike out of there. Now glaring at the royal princesses, she turned to one of them, and asked; “so.. tell me... . Who’s idea was it to lock Spike in the toy chest? Huh? Who?”

All three princesses then looked and pointed at each other; not wanting to get in trouble. Without missing a beat once more, Starlight asks again. However; once one of them spoke, she gotten... a little surprise... .

“*incoherent baby babble, and a grunt to finish the job of pooping their pants*.” Luna tried to explain and do.

Without warning; Starlight said; “what? Say that again?” Again; all that Starlight got was baby babble from Princess Luna. And a bad smell because she pooped her diaper as well.

Starlight; having been stunned by this, simply asked; “wait a second... . Y’all can’t talk anymore; can y’all?” With that, the three princesses all shook their heads no in response. After that, Starlight said to herself; “oh no.... . This can’t be good.” Afterwards; the remaining princesses started to grunt and push; causing their diapers to grow because of their “business” getting into them. Once they were done, they sighed in relief, and sat down on the bed; albeit with little giggles because they pooped their pants.

Not wanting to smell what horror they encountered; both Spike and Starlight covered their noses, and turned to each other. “Dat stinky”, Spike said whilst pointing with his free claw.

Starlight then replied; “I know Spike.. . But I don’t know what I’m supposed to do... . I’ve never changed a diaper before; have you?” Spike shrugged and shook his head no. Then he made a disgusted face, and covered his nose again with both of his claws this time; as he unfortunately removed his claw when shrugging at Starlight. With a breath; albeit with a cough too because she smelt their dirty diapers unintentionally from a distance; Starlight puts on a brave face, and turns towards the three little stinkbombs. “Ready Spike?” Starlight said with her nose covered. In response; Spike said; “yeah.. . Wets do this.” and puts on a brave face as well while looking at the three princesses. “Alright”, Starlight began; “let’s do this.”... .

After some heavy breathing, and slight coughing due to the smell; both Starlight and Spike have successfully managed to change the three infants, and then crashed down onto the floor; albeit softly because the room was padded. How was it padded is simple: Starlight had managed to use a spell before bringing the infants into their bedroom for the first time.

Now then; since unfortunately Spike and Starlight have crashed into the floor; they've also passed out as well because they smelt too much dirty diapers. With that; the three infants piled onto their caregivers, gave them all hugs and kisses, and then Twilight said; “night night”, before falling asleep with the other two princesses to end the night... .

Eventually; Starlight Glimmer soon began to realize that maybe ruling over Equestria wasn’t so bad after all; albeit to a rough start. Nevertheless; Starlight smiled in her sleep, and began to drift off; wondering what the future of Equestria might hold for the new ruler... .

The.. end... .

Prologue: The Not so Good Ending

Starlight Glimmer; having just been out of options, shows her arch nemesis as to why she was a villain in the first place, and takes her there.

After returning; Twilight knew how to make things right, and offers Starlight a gesture of friendship. She was about to; when suddenly she had an idea... .

“Okay Twilight, you win. But... unfortunately... I have another idea in mind, hmm hmm hmm.” Twilight and Spike both looked a little uneasy, then Twilight asked; “what’s the idea, might I ask?”

Starlight replies with; “oh.. you’ll see... . I’m counting on it...”. Twilight was then led by Starlight Glimmer, and is following close behind her.

Soon after Starlight and her enemies were at Canterlot Castle; the princesses have also showed up, and were looking towards Twilight Sparkle for an answer. Unfortunately; they’re just about to get their answer in three.. two... one. *zap*.

Once the smoke cleared; all of the three princesses (and Spike), were turned back into babies again. How will the story fare out? Only one way to find out... .

Chapter One: An Unfortunate Turn of Events

The three princesses, (and Spike), were all turned into babies again. They’d thought that they’d never see the day, but it happened. And it happened fast; real fast. How will the newly babified princesses and dragon react to this situation? Here’s how... .

“Stawwight!” Twilight said in a high pitched angry voice. “You made us into babies again!”

Celestia was the next one to speak: “you weawwy done it now baba. You made woona cwy now.” After she said that, she then points to princess Luna; whom is in fact crying.

Through the tears; Luna started to say in a high pitched voice; “you meanie head! You made me smaww... and I no wike dat.”

Starlight just snickers, and blurts out; “so what? This was my plan all along you know? What; with you three as infants again; y’all can’t stop me no more; hahaha.” Starlight laughs evilly for a bit afterwards, then stops.

The three baby princesses eventually decided to spread out and explore the castle, but stopped before they even left, and sat on the ground as they’re too small to go anywhere. “So...” Twilight began; “anywone wanna pway?” The two sisters thought for a minute, before Luna’s belly started growling; causing her to whine and cry again.

With that in mind, Luna shouted; “I no wike it when I hungwy. Pwease feed me stawight? Pwease?”

Starlight putted her hoof to her forehead with a growl, and says; “no.. I can’t. Get somepony else to do it for you!” Twilight and Celestia then got in front of Luna and are covering her; as a foal’s way of defending someone who’s being hurt by a bully. Meanwhile; Spike is just too busy sucking on his tail to really notice anything.

With that; Twilight said; “we can’t. It your fauwt poopy head!” Celestia added with; “yeah; meanie!” After that, she stuck out her tongue and blew a raspberry at Starlight Glimmer.

Starlight growled again, and says; “okay; fine! But don’t expect me to give y’all any sweets afterwards; okay?” All three babies just shouted; “awww!” in unison because they were being denied sweets after mealtime. Starlight then said; “no butts! Let’s go!” and magically drags the three princesses with her.

“Ooh I wish I haven’t done that.” said Starlight to herself as she is almost to the kitchen area. “I’m gonna regret this for the rest of my life...”. Spike then instantly saw them leave and followed close behind; albeit quietly because he’s a little shy as a hatchling. And with that; she arrived at the kitchen area with the three princesses in exactly five minutes. How will this fare out against Starlight? Only one way to find out... .