Pinkie Pie's research for school
It was 9 PM, Rainbow Dash was going to bed for school tomorrow morning. She suddenly heard something was knocking the door.
"Who can come at this time?" Rainbow Dash wondered, as she went to open the door to find Pinkie Pie holding her laptop with pajamas.
"Pinkie!" Rainbow surprised. "What are you doing here at this time?"
"Hi Dashie!" Pinkie waved her hands. "I need your help with my research that was asked by Mr Cranky Doddle,"
"Just...come in and explain what's going on," Rainbow let Pinkie in her house.
Pinkie ran quickly to Rainbow's bed as she jumped like a crazy frog, can't stop jumping.
"I love your bed, Dashie!" Pinkie laughed as she continued jumping, "You're so lucky because you're sleeping here,"
"Pinkie, could you just forget the bed and tell me what's with your research?" Rainbow asked Pinkie, got her off the bed.
"Oh, my research," Pinkie said, "I want you to help me with it,"
"Am I have to write it?" Said Dashie with a little anger in her face.
"WHAT? Of course, not, silly" Pinkie explained, "I have already written it. I will read it, you will listen to it and tell me your opinion about it."
"Why didn't you go to the others?" Rainbow asked.
"I did, but they were either busy or asleep," Pinkie explained, as she grabbed her laptop, put it on the table.
"I don't know, Pinkie," Rainbow apologized, "I don't want to do this. It will take a lot of time,"
Rainbow then realized Pinkie has a sad face, Pinkie started crying.
"Do you (sob) want to see your best friend fail?" Pinkie cried, as she bent to the floor and started pleading Rainbow.
Rainbow realized that she had no choice than accepting her request.
"Ahhh, fine," Rainbow said, "But, please, read it quickly because I want to sleep,"
Suddenly, Pinkie became happy like she is in a birthday party.
"You are the best, Dashie," Pinkie thanked Rainbow Dash, gave her a quick hug.
Pinkie then opened the laptop and started crying again.
"Why are you crying, now? I said I will help," Rainbow asked with a strange look.
"I know I know," Pinkie answered, "but, On my way to you, I saw some students from school who had to do research just like me,"
"And what happened?" Rainbow asked.
"They knew I did the research, so, they stopped me and told me to give them the research" Pinkie explained, "But I said to them "NO, IT'S MY RESEARCH" until someone grabbed the flash drive and told me to give him the research," Pinkie explained.
"And how did you manage to escape?" Rainbow asked.
"Oh, I told them that there was something behind them, and they looked behind them, so I ran away, HAHAHAHA" Pinkie laughed loudly because she sees the situation funny.
Rainbow looked at her and she could not stand her absurditiy.
"Hehehe, that's so funny," Rainbow said sarcastically, "And what about the pajamas?"
"Oh, I will sleep here with you," Pinkie said, "I won't get out of here, or I would meet those students. They might hit me for running away,"
"Looks like this will be the worst night I'll have," Rainbow said with worry on her face.
"What did you say, Dashie?" Pinkie asked Rainbow.
"Nothing," Rainbow smiled, while she was angry from the inside. "Why don't you read your research?", "What is it about, anyway?".
Pinkie then stood on the chair, held her laptop. "It's about the beautiful nature which contains a lot of living things, which contains colorful flowers, which contains...".
"PINKIE!" Rainbow shouted and interrupted Pinkie, "READ IT, NOW. I GOT NO TIME,".
"Alright Alright," Pinkie hurriedly said. "Alright, Before I start reading the research, I wrote my personal data, my name, the name of the subject, the name of the school, the name of the school principal, the name of the teacher, the name of the teacher's father, the name of his four wives, and the name of..."
"PINKIIIIE," Rainbow shouted and interrupted Pinkie again.
"Alright, let's begin," Pinkie finally began to read her research. "I wrote an introduction to the research like any existing research, and I wrote it in the form of a poem from prose, and I added some assonance and duplication,"
"Okay Okay, read the poem," Rainbow said while she can't take it.
"What is the nature?" Pinkie reads the research. "It is the thing which the government protects with money, it is the place where the creatures shout with monkey, and when I feel this feeling, I feel like I ate some honey."
"Really," Rainbow said.
"Wasn't I good? I think I should be a poet," Pinkie was happy to read her research to her best friend.
"Yeah Yeah," Rainbow was running in her imagination.
"Really, I think you loved it," Pinkie gave Rainbow a big smile, continued reading, "The nature is the where people like to throw garbage".
"That's good, Pinkie!" Rainbow smiled. "But, why don't you read the research from the half, because I can't wait to hear the other half," Rainbow just said that to get rid of this absurditiy.
"Oh, you want to hear the other half. No problem," Pinkie tried to get the research from the half. "Here it is. Page 3750,"
Rainbow hit her head on the table, can't take it anymore.
"Oh, you're so lucky, Dashie. You will hear the joke I wrote," Pinkie wrote a joke in the research.
"Why did you write a joke in the research?" Rainbow asked in astonishment.
"Since my research is long, I wrote this joke so that the reader does not get bored, I am sure that I will get extra grades when I make people laugh," Pinkie explained.
"Although what you're doing is wrong, but, tell me this joke I hope it makes me laugh,"
"Don't worry, Dashie!" Pinkie said to Rainbow, "You will die laughing at this joke. I was laughing at it while I was writing it,"
"I hope you're saying the truth," said Rainbow.
"Here is the joke," Pinkie smiled with a slight laugh. "Um, a drunk person, he was..."
"ARE YOU SERIOUS, PINKIE PIE?" Rainbow shouted at Pinkie. "Is there someone who writes the word "Drunk" in a research? Don't make me give you a slap,"
"No, Dashie!" Pinkie tried to explain. "This is just a funny joke, it's not the research itself,"
"Say then this funny joke. Let's see the result," Rainbow felt like she is gonna explode.
"As I was saying. A drunk person, he was being bullied in the dream, woke up. Will he leave his right? Certainly not, so he brought his brothers and asked them to sleep beside him on the bed, and he told them, "Sleep quickly so that we could catch those bullies,"HAHAHA,"
Pinkie can't stop laughing at the joke while Rainbow Dash was looking at her like a beast who wants to eat her.
"Read the research from its ending, Pinkie!" Rainbow asked with an anger look on her face. "NO, read the epilogue, yes, the epilogue,"
"Oh, the epilogue," Pinkie said. "Ok, you know what, Dashie, I spent seven hours and twenty minutes writing this difficult epilogue,"
"Then read it quickly, so I can go to sleep," Said Rainbow.
"The epilogue is "Parties are good for health" the end." Pinkie finally finished reading her research.
Rainbow was so happy like she got out of prison.
"So, what is your opinion about it?" Pinkie asked.
Rainbow wanted to say everything was inside her mind, but she decided not to make Pinkie cry again.
"It's amazing, Pinkie!, But you mustn't stay here, so I guess you must go back to your home,"
"WHAT? But, the students who want my research will hit me outside," Pinkie said with stress.
"Don't worry," Rainbow reassured Pinkie. "I'll take you home with my speed."
Rainbow took Pinkie back to Pinkie's home with her speed.
"Thanks, Dashie!" Pinkie thanked Rainbow, "You're the best,"
Rainbow shut the door decided not to go to school tomorrow to comfort her mind.
The End
Author's Note
This is the first story I write on this site. I hope you like it. Please, forgive me if there are grammar errors.
