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“Sunset you remember Lala Satalin Deviluke of the Deviluke empire?” Celestia said as they sat down to eat at a restaurant.

“What about her?” Sunset asked.

“She tried to runaway to here on Earth to escape her father trying to marry her off. But she was caught by broader patrol and was sent back home,” Celestia said.

“Wait there’s another alien empire?” Ranma asked.

“Of course there is, there are many alien races out there and we’re the ones who keep them away from Earth. Can’t have uninvited guest coming into the solar system whenever they want. You have no idea how many aliens have tried to enter the solar system. From people trying to sneak in to spores that can travel through space. Had a bunch of spores that would had turn humans into like that alien in the film The Thing. If we hadn’t picked them up and threw them into the sun. There are also criminals who try to flee to Earth to hide from the space cops,” Sunset explains.

“They really should know better then trying to hide on Earth,” Celestia said.

“Why do they try?” Ranma asked.

“It’s thanks to you’re films and tv shows that’s picked up and broadcast around the galaxy,” Sunset said.

“We been receiving Earth broadcast since radio was the only entertainment. Other races have picked that up from us,” Celestia said.

“Oh,” Ranma said and then asked. “Why am I here again?”

“I wanted to get to know the young man who gotten my daughter’s interest,” Celestia said.

“As if I would be interested in him,” Sunset said.

“Can I take your order?” a nervous waiter asked.

“Give me number 3, 6, 2, 9,” Celestia said.

“And keep them coming till we’re full or I’ll wreck the restaurant like I did with the last one that refused to give me larger portions of food,” Sunset said.

“Right away,” the waiter said going to the kitchen to tell the cooks to make sure the food comes in large portions.

“As I was saying you have taken an interest in Ranma as he still has all of his limbs,” Celestia said.

“I just find him entertaining to have around and will rip his limbs off when I’m tried of him,” Sunset said.

“You’re still doing that?” Ranma asked.

“I never stopped,” Sunset answers.

“Also,” Ranma said eyeing Celestia. “Shouldn’t you be on your planet ruling?”

“My grandmother is covering for me,” Celestia said.

“Really?” Ranma asked.

“My godmothers have step in time to time whenever one of them or mom needs time off,” Sunset said.

“I needed time off to raise Sunset when she was younger as she is still a child even now by our race standards,” Celestia explains.

“I really don’t get the age thing and how children are allowed to run their own businesses and live on their own,” Ranma said remembering the stories the ponies shared with the others of their home world. (1)

"It's a cultural thing," Sunset said.

"Speaking of which, I'm surprise in how many problems that Japan has allowed to fester. If it wasn't for Sunset going around and making people do something about it. I wonder how long or if anyone would had stop any of it," Celestia said.

"So many schools allowing students to fight to the death, letting students rape others and such. Then there are those people in power who allow things to happen for their own pleasures or for money. I'm really began thinking of just taking over and making you all behave or be maimed," Sunset said. (2)

"What?" Ranma asked shocked which the other people in the restaurant also heard.

"You heard me seeing how the government keeps on giving me red tape in why there isn't any school for me to go to and how I'm getting emails of rape clubs and such. I have no school to keep me distracted so, I'm going to get some of aunt Solis soldiers and conquer Japan. I'm sure placing bomb collars or injecting nano machines into all government workers, from the cabinet members to law enforcement will make them do their jobs or else," Sunset said.

"Sunset really?" Celestia asked.

"What?" Sunset asked back.

"You're going to have to make a bigger example than that," Celestia said.

"What?" Ranma asked shocked.

"I am tried of people giving me a run around about why my daughter isn't in school and making an example out of Japan will make the other countries know what not to do," Celestia said.

"Isn't that a bit much?" Ranma asked.

"It's been 2 months," Sunset said.

"Oh yeah," Ranma said as it's been a long time since he's been in school.

"But to be fair we can give Japan the right to the conquers law," Celestia said.

"What's that?" Ranma asked.

"It's where instead of a war between armies, it's a one on one duel. The conquers law was made to keep damage to a world low. We have used it time to time so that there wouldn't be any unneeded death and destruction," Celestia said.

"Which means anyone who challenge me will be fighting for Japan's freedom," Sunset said.

"You?" Ranma asked.

"I could just ask aunt Solis," Sunset pointed out.

"But she already beaten.... just about everyone who is a powerful fighter," Ranma said.

"Which is why it's me vs anyone," Sunset said.

The front door of the restaurant burst open as a familiar face pops inside.

"Dan Hibiki is here to challenge the one who crippled my nephew," Dan shouted out.

"And there's your champion Japan," Sunset smirks.

"Did, I miss something?" Dan asked wondering why everyone is staring at him.

"Welp we're dead," Ranma said voicing what many are thinking.

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Author's Note

1 - The show never did explained how ponies around high school age are able to live on their own without any adults around.

2 - Japan in the fic is a crapshack country seeing how much most animes and mangas series set in modern day are allowed to get away with and adults are useless. And how there are plenty of hentai series also set in the modern day and no one does anything. I'm going with the only way to get the adults to do something about it, is by pressing the barrel of a gun inside their mouth and telling them to do it or else. Seeing how the only way they would care is when they're in danger, as that's how series where adults are useless works.