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Bokutou Station Traffic Section have seen a lot of strange things over the years, but a superhero, supervillain battle isn’t one of them. All the officers that could be called in have surrounded a construction site as the resident nut job Strike Man faced off against the alien princess Sunset and her five bodyguards. Who are still running around dressed as supervillains and are helped Shampoo, Ukyo, and Kodachi who are dress in green domino masks, red and yellow striped long sleeve shirts, purple pants and running shoes.

When asked about the outfits the 3 slave girls are wearing. Sunset explains is that they’re wearing eye catching and bright colors to draw all the gun fire. Which the three girls didn’t like knowing the reason why they’re running around in bright colors for, but have to do what Sunset says or lose their limbs.

Ever since they destroyed Roanapur and proclaiming that Japan is supervillain only, they been running around robbing any Yakuza clan holdings. Any business that is owned by a Yakuza clan would be visited by them, from demanding free food from restaurants or walking into a gambling den and walking out with bags of loot with yen signs on them. Which they made themselves as they’re not even trying to hide what they’re doing. (1)

They also robbed gangs and anyone else who tried to commit a crime. Bursting into gang hideouts and shaking them of everything they got. Even the school gangs weren’t safe as they were attack too. Often beating them bloody and crippled, to the point where crime actually dropped as everyone is too scared of drawing Sunset’s attention.

To the point where once they show up the people running the business will just hand over what they’re there for. With some clans sending tribute to them just to keep them from showing up and scaring away customers. All thanks to the fact that the department of education is still trying to find a school to send Sunset to that won’t have her aunt Luna showing up to rip limbs off. So Sunset has nothing better to do but to play the supervillain.

Which after illegally parking causing Strike Man to deflate the tires of their limo, Sunset and her bodyguards are facing him in a construction site. With Strike Man actually holding his own against the supervillains, somehow. Armed with baseballs that have been hollowed out and filled with gunpowder and other things, Strike Man is actually doing pretty well for himself. Being a badass normal against a group of villains with powers.

“Ok how is he doing that?” Natsumi Tsujimoto asked blinking as Strike Man fends off Sunny Flare by spraying her with a hose after she tossed some fireballs at him.

“He’s been working out?” Miyuki Kobayakawa suggested.

“No they’re playing along,” Ken Nakajima said watching the fight.

“What?” Natsumi and Miyuki asked.

“Strike Man is already a large ham and Sunset and her bodyguards are playing along with the act. Like how in the Flash comics the villains know that he can beat them all without even trying, which is why they dress up and ham it up so that he plays along and giving them a chance against someone who can beat them before they can blink. It’s the same thing that’s happening here, Sunset and her bodyguards are sandbagging themselves instead of just ending the fight,” Ken said.

Strike Man throws a smoke ball at Sour Sweet’s face, blinding her as she kept flying and slam into Sunny Flare. Lemon Zest charge at Strike Man swinging an I-beam at him as he duck and jumps to avoid being hit. Indigo Zap and Sugarcoat both blasted at Strike Man, but he did a slide and dodge the energy and lightning attacks. Lemon Zest didn’t and while her armor protected her it, she ended up falling flat on her face. And while they were distracted from hitting their friend, Strike Man toss a couple of ball bombs and smoke balls at them. Leaving him facing off with Sunset who has just been standing by watching.

Sunset picked up several construction equipment and toss them at Strike Man who began running away, with her following him. Followed by her bodyguards who had recovered and gave chase as well. With the chase wrecking everything in their path.

"Aren't they heading for the station?" Ken asked.

"Oh ho," Natsumi and Miyuki said.

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Later -

Bokutou Station Traffic Section has been turned upside down, literately. The police could only stare at their station that has been ripped off of the foundation and flipped upside down, as Sunset and her bodyguards searched the building and wrecking everything inside it. All in the search of Strike Man who had run inside.

"They wreck the station just to find Strike Man," Miyuki said staring at the wreck station.

"And they're still wrecking it while Strike Man is right out here," Natsumi said eyeing Strike Man who is standing next to them.

"They're just wrecking the station for fun at this point," Ken said.

"Hey Strike Man is right out here!" Natsumi shouted.

"You're not fooling me!" Sunset said poking her head out of a window. "I'm not going to stop till we check every square inch of this station and you dressing up someone won't draw me out."

"You're just wrecking our station for fun!" Miyuki shouted.

"So what?" Sunset said going back to wreck the station.

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Author's Note

1 - Bags with money signs on them was never a thing in real life.