Gangsta Fluttershy

by Fluxation

How Friendship isn't Magic Anymore

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This is the story of the awesome mothafucka Fluttershy. Fluttershy was just chilling in her treehouse until that whore Twilight

came running along and shit.

"Hello Twilight! How are y-" Fluttershy quietly asked Twilight, like the pussy she is.

"SHUDDUP BIATCH AND COME WITH MEH" Twilight responded.

"But why?"

"I GOT SOME POSION JOKE AND SHIT AND I PUT IT IN SOME POTIONS AND STUFF.  YOU'RE A NATURE PERSON THINGY SOME COME WITH MY BITCH."

"Uh...Okay!"

As Twilight and Fluttershy ran along to the fuckin library, fuckin Rainbow Dash came along and said:

"HEY HEY MOTHAFUCKA WAT U DOOOIINNNGGGG?"

Twilight sparkle proceeded to violently mash Rainbow's face oin with her own bloody hoofs. It was disgusting. And everyone. saw. it.

So when they got into the library twilight dropped the poison joke container because she's a clumsy bitch.

"OH NO FLUTTERWHORE DON'T TOUCH IT, IT'S DANGEROUS AND SHIT YO"

Fluttershy did it anyway.

Then she exploded and died.

BUT THEN SHE LIFTED INTO THE AIR AND STARTED BREATHING.

"YO YO YO BITCHES I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE DEAD, AND NOW I COME TO FUCK YOUR SHIT UP NOW BECUASE BITCH I BE BITCHIN."

Suddenly a pair of glasses and gold bling appeared on Fluttershy. She summoned a gun from the Fucker Gods and shot Twilight up and shit.

THIS IS THE STORY OF FUCKERSHY AND THE 5 FUCKING FAGGOTS.

"I HAVE DEFEATED YOU TWILIGHT. NOW TO FIND THE OTHERS. I WILL AVENGE MY FAMILY AND RULE ALL OF EQUESTRIA AND SHIT SOON YO."

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