Scootaloo, Why You Have Many Tales!?

Now everyone must know Scootaloo's arch nemesis, Carrots! From the beginning of time, Scootaloo's hatred of carrots is not well known. Why you say? Well, a carrot is orange, and you can guess all you want about Scootaloo's fur color, but oh well. It all began on a faithful summer day.

It was summer break, the Cutie Mark Crusaders were in their treehouse, planning all sorts of wicked plans of love and faith. It wasn't until Applejack had brought them lunch.

"Hey Applebloom! I've got your snacks here! I'm bringin' it up!" yelled Applejack. She carried on, bringing their lunch up. "I've got everything yah'll all like, so I'm gonna go back and work on the farm. Yah'll stay safe now.

"Okay!" said the Cutie Mark Crusaders. As Applejack left, the three started to enjoy their lunch, eating sandwiches and drinking juice. Until Scootaloo faced her vegetables.

"What in the hay is that!?" yelled Scootaloo. Applebloom and Sweetie Belle squealed, they had thought there was a cockroach or such had infested in the tree house, but it was only a carrot. "Is it a cabbage?" said Scootaloo.

"No, that's a carrot silly." said Sweetie Belle.

"How would you not know what a carrot is? I mean, you have eaten a carrot before, haven't you?" asked Applebloom.

Scootaloo shook her head, and stared at the carrot. She stared at it for quite some time, as if she was having a staring contest, (Which was normal in Ponyville). After, Scootaloo took one small bite.

The loudest sound of Blech! could be heard from miles away. Scootaloo spat the piece of carrot on the wall so hard, it made a dent.

"Carrots? more like Care-not! Blech! That is disgusting! How could any of you stand the taste of that thing!? It's like biting into a tree bark, having the taste of the smell of a sweaty Pony wrestler! And you know how they smell like, right!?" Scootaloo was disgusted, and er friends stared at her with faces of confusion.

"If it tastes that bad, then how come we like it?" said Sweetie Belle. She reached for a carrot, engulfing it into her entire mouth. Applebloom followed the same as well. Scootaloo looked at them in horror, throwing up out of the treehouse. The funny thing was, she threw up on Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, but Scootaloo paid no attention. The two fillies ran home, yelling in disgust.

"I will never eat a carrot in my life! I'll fight all the carrots, even if it takes my whole life to destroy them all!"

Scootaloo closed her eyes, seeking in her imagination of fighting carrots.

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Scootaloo was a teen mare, her knife was ready for any danger. Equestria had fallen under the arms,(or Roots), of Carrots. Princess Celestia and Princess Luna were imprisoned under the rightful ruling of King Carrot the 100th, (Beacuse most Carrot kings didn't last long dued to the habit of ponies mistaking them as regular carrots.) Scootaloo was an agent of the Awesome Society of Superiority, or the A.S.~

Nevermind this. So, the world is being dominated by carrots, and there is one pony who can resist the powers of the carrots, Scootaloo, Captain of the Fourth Squad.

She arrives at Base Zero, with her infantry of ponies.

"I've just received word from HQ that they're under attack! I'm gonna need a quick escort there, NOW!" As all the Unicorns gather around Scootaloo to transport her, she readies herself for a battle of the ages. She closes her eyes, and takes a deep breathe in.

"Clear!" And so the battle began.

Scootalo had opened her eyes, finding herself in HQ. Everything around her was fire and a dead carrot eaten half alive. From the looks of the area, she headed down the Northeast Hall, following all the munched up pieces of carrots. As She does so, she spots King Carrot and his Armada of Revolting Carrots. They were buffed and looked more like a radish than Carrots.

"King Carrot! You and your Armada of Radishes- I mean, Carrots are going to be put back where you belong!" spoke Scootaloo. The Carrots were wondering, where exactly. Scootaloo sighed,

"Underground! You know, where all plants grow?" All the carrots stood in silence.

"Anyways....I'm putting you Carrots- or are you radishes? You vegetables look like Radishes because your so buffed! I mean, look at the size of those roots! You know, I'm just gonna finish this here and now." She approached them with a samurai sword she caught that surprisingly fell out of the sky. She galloped towards them with the sword in her mouth, yelling in a warrior's way. As she did so, time stopped and-

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"Scootaloo! Wake up!" yelled Sweetie Belle. Scootaloo opened her eyes and whipped her head forward, hitting her forehead against Sweetie Belle's mouth.

"Ow!" yelled the two fillies. Apple Bloom laughed in the background. Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle sat in pain, and after some time, pushed the pain aside.

"Dang Scootaloo! You fell asleep right after you threw up on Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon! Then you started talking about Carrots and fighting carrots. It was crazy." spoke Apple Bloom.

"Ywep. Ywou were wike, hidding de aiwr wike cwazy!" said Sweetie Belle. Her lower lip was huge, and her speach was slurred.

"It, was, AWESOME! I was fighting a whole bunch of carrots that were evil! They were like, POW, and, PEW! You guys should have been there!"

The Cutie Mark Crusaders laughed, ending another fun filled day.

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In the outside, King Carrot the 1st used his binoculars to spot Scootaloo in the tree house. Behind him were his Armada of Carrots.

"See that Pegasus?" King Carrot pointed at Scootaloo as she rubbed her forehead,"We'll get her one day. I'll handle her personally, even after eating my son's head off! Did you see her spit him on the wall? And he was still alive! They'll all pay! Every single one of them! Bahahahahaha!"